Author's Note

I'm serious, I don't write, so why am I making this? please tell me. I need help.

SLAP!!

"Now if I add the 4 dividends..."

"Twilight."

"...carry the 2..."

"Twilight!"

"..and question reality..."

"TWILIGHT!!!"

"Huh?" Twilight looked up from her scattered papers, startled by the sudden yell. She turned to her left and low and behold there was the dragon Spike who's face was a mix of frustration and determination.

"Spike? What's wrong?"

confusion quickly flashed across Spikes face, "You!" he answered, "You've been sitting here for hours studying that stupid book." He walked over and checked the title.

"'Every Word and it's Description Seared into your Brain'? Why do you need to read that?"

Spike waited for a response but was met with silence. He observed Twilight, her face frozen. She didn't appear scared but Spike checked behind himself just in case since the lavender mare was apparently looking there. Spike waved his hand in front of the Unicorn.

"Helloooo? Anyone in there?"

spike1
spīk/
noun
noun: spike; plural noun: spikes

1. 1.
   

a thin, pointed piece of metal, wood, or another rigid material.
synonyms:prong, barb, point;

"Twilight! What the heck is going on!" Spike shook her furiously. She was like a soft statue. She wasn't dead but whatever she was doing, it wasn't living. It was like she was in her own little world. Eventually Spike couldn't take it.

"I am very sorry about this and doubting the very existence of my gentledrake description but here goes."

SLAP!!

When claw met face, face met right shoulder, and shock met Unicorn. Once again Twilight went silent but more of a astonishment type of silent which was better then nothing. She slowly raised a hoof to her stricken cheek and turned to look at the dragon who was actually starting to get a bit fearful. Twilights gaping mouth attempted to formulate words which unfortunately ended in a crashing disaster. Soon only lips with scales could break the silence.

"So...uh...Twilight...Are you okay? You need anything from upstairs that could get me out of this...erm...particular vicinity right now?"

"SPIKE!!! How could you!? You just slapped a mare in the face!"

"Oh really? I hadn't noticed" Spike said before stopping himself.

"I didn't know you were capable of such brutality!"

Spike harrumphed, "Okay, now you're starting to sound like Rarity. Then again, anyone sounding like Rarity would instantly make them a better creature in general but that's beside the point."

rar·i·ty
ˈrerədē/
noun
noun: rarity

1. the state or quality of being rare.
   

"the rarity of the condition"
synonyms:infrequency, rareness, scarcity, unusualness, uncommonness
"the rarity of earthquakes in Vermont"

Once again, all features from Twilights face vanished. Spike studied her features and sighed to himself.

"Alright then, let's knock a couple respect points off the cliff and hope they don't die slowly."

SLAP!!

"..."

"Sorry Twi but..."

"SPIKE!!!!! Hu...wha...bu...the... Twice!?!?"

Spike shrugged but couldn't help thinking to himself that this may or may not be his only chance at revenge for Gem Incident of 25 (whatever that means).

"You keep going dead on me...what do you expect me to do? Wait for you to just decide 'hey, I guess being frozen like this for a few days is fine, might as well snap out of it now.'?"

fro·zen
ˈfrōzən/

1. 1.
   

past participle of freeze.
synonyms:freezing, icy, very cold

SLAP!!!

"Would you quit that!?"

"No." Spike was actually beginning to enjoy this. True, his karma chips were probably getting stacked on Twilights side but still...He had quite a few to use as well.

Twilight continued rubbing her cheek, which had started to get a noticeable redness to it. before she could say anything more however, the bell to the library front door began ringing. Twilight got up, not before stating that this conversation wasn't over, and went upstairs. Opening the door to the basement she was met with...

"Pinkie Pie!"

...uh...yes, that's who!

"Ow! Pinkie, I know who you are."

"Yeah, but they don't." Pinkie said with a smile as she pointed as us.

Twilight stared in the direction Pinkie was indicating, but seeing nothing due to being a lowly Unicorn with the Power of Friendship and not the Power of...well...Everything, turned her head back to the Pink menace.

"Okay, whatever, anyway Pinkie, what do you ne..."

pink1
piNGk/
adjective
adjective: pink; comparative adjective: pinker; superlative adjective: pinkest

1. 1.
   

of a color intermediate between red and white, as of coral or salmon, and it means me!
"her healthy pink cheeks"

"Hey Twilight, I was thinking of working on something for the party, ya know so it doesn't blow up? First after I load up the cannon I have a pony get inside that cannon, preferably Flutters, Once we do that we can add some bits of confetti to the cake and maybe I can purposefully leave the sprinkles on the cannon cause it's canon and all that. Ya dig?"

dig
diɡ/
verb
verb: dig; 3rd person present: digs; past tense: dug; past participle: dug; gerund or present participle: digging

1. 1.
   

break up and move earth with a tool or machine, or with hands, paws, snout, etc.
"the boar had been digging for roots"
synonyms:turn over, work, break up

SLAP!!

"Spike!!" Twilight yelled.

"Yes!?" Spike yelled.

"Canons!" Pinkie yelled.

Spike came up from the basement with a stack of books he was supposed to be sorting. When he made it to the top he looked at Twilight expectantly.

"What is it Twilight?" He said oblivious to the recent events.

"Wait...if you were downstairs, then who..." realization washed over the book worms features, "Pinkie!? Did you just slap me?"

Pinkie smiled as if she were telling you directions to closest building built with a basement, which is oddly specific, "Yep!"

Spike grinned, "Let me guess, she was staring into the distance with an expression that made a blank slate look like it had personality."

"Nope. I just felt like slapping her." Pinkie stated, still somehow happy with herself.

Spike almost felt disappointed, "Oh, so she wasn't staring like that?"

"I never said she wasn't silly."

The confusion of being around Pinkie hit Spike full force and chucked it up to Pinkie being...

"PINKIE!"

...uh...yes, that.

"Yeah Twilight?"

"Was I staring in the distance weirdly or not?"

"Oh you were but I thought it better for you to figure it out on your own, ya dig? It would be like an adventure or something."

ad·ven·ture
adˈven(t)SHər,ədˈven(t)SHər/
noun
noun: adventure; plural noun: adventures

1. 1.
   

an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity that Celestia sends you on when she's bored.
"her recent adventures in Prance"

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