Chapter Two: Fucking A Fat Fancy (Clop)
“Seriously, where’s your bedroom?”
Even though Spike didn’t want to sound too insistent, it was clear that he was rather antsy to have some fun. He was smiling wide up at the thick and overly-hairy Fancy Pants, who was able to roll his eyes and smirk at the drake’s refreshing enthusiasm. “It’s right down the hallway,” he noted as he pointed a hoof behind Spike. “Second door on the left.”
“Awesome! Trust me, you won’t regret this~” Spike then grabbed a hold of Fancy’s ill-fitting tuxedo jacket, and began to pull the Daddy-sized pony towards the room. Due to how eager the dragon looked with his hungry grin, and how compliant Fancy Pants was acting with this sudden arrangement, it took Elusive a brief moment to let everything sink in. Even when he heard Fancy chuckle in delight, clearly happy to meet someone so excited to give him some attention, the younger unicorn needed a few seconds to get in the right mindset. After all, despite how attractive and charming the older pony was, he was still an important business partner, and a prominent investor in Elusive’s professional life.
However, before he could start to ponder whether or not this was a good idea, Elusive’s ears picked up when he heard Fancy Pants ask, “Elusive, are you going to join us? I’d rather not act too greedy and have your little dragon completely to myself~”
When he glanced back at Fancy, Elusive huffed with a smirk when he saw that warm and sensual grin the stallion carried. It was that same look that he recalled Fancy giving him when he was still Rarity, and it was just as effective in making his spine tingle now as it did then. He never would’ve expected to actually be with the stallion in an intimate matter (especially with both of them in the plump and manly figures they were in now); however, given what Fancy Pants admitted about his past, there was probably a good chance he would’ve never given Rarity this sort of opportunity anyway. Also, the fact that Fancy was newly single meant that Elusive wouldn’t have to worry about being seen as a Home-Wrecker.
By the time Fancy Pants shot Elusive a knowing wink, and trotted towards his bedroom with a flaunting sway of his jiggly hips, the younger stallion shuddered with a small bite of his smirking bottom lip. Spike may have been the one with a strong Daddy kink, but the unicorn would’ve been lying if he tried to claim he didn’t see the appeal. Especially when it came to such a thick, hairy stallion whose body rippled with each movement he made. It was so different from what most other ponies would want in a man, but it was also much more robust and… masculine~
Of course, the final motion that helped Elusive embrace that body was when Fancy Pants paused right at the doorway of his bedroom, and lifted one of his chunky hind-legs in the younger pony’s direction. Fancy may have been thrusted into things a bit soon, but his aged ebony stallionhood was already beginning to slip out of his sheathe; even at its half-flaccid state, Elusive gulped when he saw how surprisingly-endowed Fancy Pants really was. However, the pony almost didn’t notice that veiny member when it was accompanied with two plump, heavy-looking balls that hung down quite a bit between his legs.
“Well~?” asked Fancy Pants in an alluring tone and a wriggle of his eyebrows, showing quite a bit of interest in Elusive while Spike was already in the bedroom. The younger pony didn’t want to jinx things, but he could’ve sworn there may have been a lingering attraction from Fancy that resonated back when Elusive was still a mare. Alas, with the way the older stallion wiggled his hips teasingly, which caused his dimpled flanks to jiggle and his balls to swing like a pendulum, Elusive could only emit a shuddered groan while hearing him say, “I’m sure you’re already aware Elusive, but I’ve contemplated asking you out before for curiosity sake. But now, I’m really curious to see what you bring as a stallion~”
By that point, Elusive’s own cock had grown immensely from his sheathe, carrying a slightly darker shade of black as Fancy’s shaft. As the unicorn smiled lewdly and followed Fancy Pants towards the bedroom, it didn’t take long for his member to start slapping his protruded gut with each step he took. Elusive lit up his horn, and quickly undid the buttons of his dress shirt; while Fancy Pants merely tossed his jacket onto the hallway floor, the younger stallion was courteous enough to take that jacket (as well as his own clothing) and fold them onto a nearby end-table. Even though the use of his magic took less than two seconds, Elusive was sure that Spike would’ve called him a dork if he saw that.
When he finally walked into the bedroom with Fancy Pants, he was surprised how clean and barren the place looked. He figured that Fleur took a lot from her ex-husband during the divorce, but it seemed like the stallion hadn’t stepped into the space after she cleaned out all of the decor and furniture. Aside from an empty armoire and a dresser, the only untouched things left in the bedroom were Fancy’s share of clothing in the closet, and the King-sized bed Spike was laying in.
“There you are!” chirped Spike happily as he saw his coltfriend enter the room with a bitten lip. Despite how nervous the younger pony’s smile still looked (especially in comparison to Fancy Pants’ alluring smirk on both of them), the drake still perked his brows teasingly and jeered, “Usually, it’s you who enters the bedroom first for these things~”
While Fancy chuckled with a half-lidded glance on Elusive, the stallion scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Well, for starters,” he replied with a coy smile back at his mate, “I usually do that for safety reasons, which I don’t feel is needed for this instance. And secondly, this is the first time I agreed to try anything with a friend this special. Aside from you, of course.”
Spike wanted to point out that he and Elusive have done a lot of experimentation with ponies who could be considered equally special to Fancy Pants, but he was able to shrug in acceptance of those points. Meanwhile, Fancy pulled in close beside Elusive to make their love-handles rub against one another. “Oh, really?” asked the now-nude older pony as he grinned at him warmly. “I wouldn’t have expected an Element of Harmony to place me in such high regard. I must say, I’m quite honored by that~”
“W-Well, ummm…” Elusive was starting to look even more flustered, but his growing blush was accompanied by a genuine smile back at him. “It’s… not like you haven’t helped me immensely in the past, Fancy Pants. After all you’ve done, it… it would be silly to not carry a lot of respect for you.”
Now it was Fancy’s turn to blush, although his was much smaller while looking away with a shrug. “Oh, you flatterer,” he replied before narrowing his eyes back on Elusive with a sensual smile. “Hopefully, you don’t place me too highly to want to avoid joining me and your drake~”
Even though the younger unicorn could admit he was worried about that earlier, seeing how alluring that stallion looked without any clothing dissolved any apprehensions he previously had. Fancy Pants may have gained quite a bit of weight, and could’ve used a shower from how musky his outgrown fur had become, but his charm was still as nerve-tingling as ever. While Spike sat up on the bed with a wide and impatient grin, Elusive was the first to crawl in to join the dragon. “Despite our previous history, Fancy Pants, I do consider you a close friend. And when a friend wants something special, it seems only fair to give it. Or… take it, depending on what you want~”
Elusive made sure to perk his brows with those emphasized words while eyeing the older pony, making it clear he was just as ready as Spike was. Fortunately, Elusive’s statement was suggestively obvious enough to make Fancy’s grin brighten right up. “Well then!” he said in an pleased voice of his own, before stepping into the bed towards Elusive’s plump rear. “I’m not sure which option is more enticing, Mister Elusive, but I’m fairly certain we’ll all benefit before the afternoon is through~”
Before he could even chuckle at Fancy’s suave-sounding assurance, Elusive quickly realized just how antsy the older stallion really was. Despite his bulbous shape and heavy weight, Fancy proved to be surprisingly agile when it came to pouncing on top of the waiting pony. The instant Elusive gasped with a surprised yelp, it was already too late as he felt his tail get yanked upward with the aid of Fancy’s magic. Spike, who was sitting beside the two with a growing erection of his own, widened his eyes when he saw the older pony pull his coltfriend’s chubby cheeks wide apart with his hooves.
“Mmmm…” As he got a good look at that plump, sweaty tailhole of Elusive’s, Fancy Pants licked his grinning lips and narrowed his eyes. However, he took a quick moment to ask, “So, Elusive… would it be alright if I helped start things off?~”
Elusive raised a brow while giving an impressed smirk, slightly surprised at Fancy’s implied suggestion. Due to all of the time he spent with Spike and his habits, Elusive had grown accustomed to some of the drake’s more… adventurous interests. Even though he wouldn’t have expected somepony like Fancy Pants to share that same admiration (especially considering how crass the action would’ve been seen by others), the unicorn was grateful he regularly kept himself clean enough for it to be feasible. His ears perked up a little at hearing Spike’s antsy shudder, but his eyes remained locked on Fancy’s waiting smirk as he replied with a wiggle of his jiggly rear. “If you’re implying what I think you are, I’m happy to say that you’re fine, good sir~”
Fancy Pants chuckled lowly at hearing such an answer, grateful that Elusive was just as kinky as he hoped he would be. But before he could go in, Fancy felt the dragon’s claw rest against his shoulder to keep him in place. He glanced over at Spike, who had an equally sensual smirk beneath his blush. “W… Would you mind if I did the same for you, Fancy Pants? It’s kinda hard to ignore how good you looked from behind~”
Fancy’s brows raised happily at such a suggestion, and his tail flagged up almost instantly in approval. “Young man, you should be very grateful that my lack of hygiene hasn’t gone too far to refuse that offer. As long as you don’t mind a little sweat, go right ahead~”
Spike nodded excitedly, and scurried over towards the end of the bed with a hungry growl. As Fancy giggled to such a response, Elusive looked back at the drake and shouted sternly, “Spike… What do we say to ponies who give us something?~”
“Oh! Right, sorry…” Spike blushed a bit deeper in embarrassment, but made sure to look back at Fancy’s face while positioned before the pony’s plump, presented rear. Despite how temptingly sweaty that pucker looked beneath Fancy’s tail, Spike was able to keep his sights on the stallion and say bashfully, “Th… Thank you, Daddy~”
Hearing that name made Fancy’s cheeks redden a bit, but he still smiled thankfully to Spike’s polite response.
“There we go~” purred the younger pony with an approving nod. Elusive then made a quick glance back at Fancy and added, “Don’t worry, I have him call all our special friends that in bed.”
Fancy huffed and replied back to Elusive, “Hey, I’m certainly not complaining~ Although I should admit, it’s been a while since anyponnnnNNNNGGGGG!!!~”
Before Fancy could finish his admission, his body tensed up in response to Spike immediately diving in face-first against that meaty tailhole. The drake groaned under his breath as his eyes closed tightly, and his reptilian tongue slathered all over the unicorn’s thick and wrinkly muscle. Meanwhile, Fancy could only gasp and shiver in shock as he felt the dragon’s lips wrapping around his hole, keeping him locked in place so his tongue could plunge right in. Even though this was far from the first time the stallion ever received that sort of pleasure, feeling it from such an exotic tongue and drooling mouth made his spine tingle like nothing else. “Ho… H-Holy…Ahhhhh!!~”
Elusive, whose own tail was still raised in wait for Fancy, chuckled lightly in amusement at seeing the older pony’s elated and blushed face. “I know, right?~” he jeered while keeping a coy smile on him. “He might be small, I’m sure you see that his enthusiastic tongue more than makes up for it~”
“Nnnnphhhh… It… It c-certainly does…” Fancy had to clench his eyes tightly shut while enduring those tenacious slurps and flicks of the drake’s tongue. He was barely able to even stay on his hooves while he spasmed wildly. Spike kept a tight hold of each of Fancy’s fat flanks with his claws, able to dig his digits in deeply against that soft flesh without hurting him. But even when holding onto the plump unicorn firmly, each strong motion of the dragon’s tongue caused the unicorn’s body to writhe and jiggle between his panted moans. Elusive was able to look over from the side while in his position, and see Fancy Pants’ stallionhood repeatedly slap against his swollen belly like a drum to make it ripple.
Even though the sight made Elusive shudder with a bit lip, he was growing too enticed himself to just watch the action unfold. Since the aura emanating from Fancy’s horn was flickering from a lack of focus, the younger pony had to hold his hail up himself and clear his throat. “Ahem… Fancy Pants, are you telling me that Spike’s tongue has made you too aroused to use your own?~”
Another couple faint moans escaped Fancy’s bearded muzzle, but his eyes slowly focused back on Elusive to see his cocky smirk. His eyes narrowed on the younger stallion’s, and he grinned shakily between rapid pants while Spike continued to rim him hungrily from behind. “You… You should really learn to respect your elders, young man. I… I am old enough to have you call me Daddy as well~”
Without hesitation, Elusive lowered himself even more with his chubby butt still raised, and eyed Fancy Pants with an eager smile as he said, “As long as you give me that tongue, I’ll call you whatever you please… Daddy~”
After a long and clearly aroused shudder, Fancy grew a Cheshire-sized smile before diving in between Elusive’s plump cheeks. He heard a sharp yelp from his target, but the older pony only growled in shuddering bliss as he tried to replicate the level of enthusiasm Spike was giving to his own hole. His tongue may have not been nearly as long or flexible as the drake’s, but Fancy was still able to drag it against Elusive’s tailhole strongly enough to make the unicorn squirm with a shaky moan. His untouched stallionhood throbbed and twitched helplessly underneath his hefty belly, and his hooves gripped Fancy’s sheets tightly while enduring those tantalizing licks. “AHHH! Oh… Oh, DADDYYY!!~”
Fancy Pants’ tongue gave an especially strong prod to Elusive’s fat pucker, giving his silent approval to that fitting name. Spike’s hungry tongue still wriggled around inside of Fancy, flicking hard enough to make his body writhe wildly. However, despite how much the chubby pony’s folds rippled and jiggled, he was able to convert his own pleasure into growing tenacity. With each eager throb of his stallionhood, Fancy’s tongue was able to slowly sink inside of Elusive’s hole and make him really shiver.
Spike pulled his tongue away from Fancy’s rear with a wet pop, needing to breathe as he panted rapidly. His little draconic cock was nearly shaking in pent-up arousal, and several droplets of his precum were already drooling down the underside of his shaft and along his scales. The overwhelming taste and musk of Fancy’s sweat made his pupils slit tightly, bordering him close to his Dragon Greed. Fortunately, despite how enticed he felt to be in the room with two sweaty and horny Daddies, Spike was still able to control his impulses to stay his standard size. Of course, that didn’t mean he was content with enjoying the company of only one of the thick stallions on the bed.
Spike groaned in deep, pent-up pleasure as he gazed at the sight before him, seeing just how madly Fancy Pants was rimming the blushed and moaning Elusive. Even when his own tailhole wasn’t being plundered by the dragon’s tongue, the older stallion’s tenacity went unchanged as he chowed down on that thick, sweaty rump. Meanwhile, his thick and low-hanging balls continued to dangle temptingly before the drake, swinging in an almost hypnotic manner. Spirals may have not appeared in the dragon’s emerald eyes, but they were still drawn to those orbs as he slowly leaned in with his mouth yawning open.
“Nnnnghhh!~” Fancy shuddered strongly when he felt Spike’s tongue slowly drag up the loose skin of his ballsack. He could also hear the drake let out a faint and whiny moan as he caught a strong taste of the old unicorn’s rich, ripe-tasting musk at one of its most potent sources. But since his own tongue was still firmly within Elusive, his surprised reaction was barely heard by Spike. Especially when the little dragon’s eyes closed in deep pleasure, and his lips graced those hefty balls with little kisses between his breaths.
One of Spike’s claws gently cupped Fancy Pants’ balls, while the other slid up to begin stroking the unicorn’s twitching shaft. His mouth may have been a bit too small to actually suck on those vintage nuts, but he could still use his draconic tongue to coil around them like a snake. Fancy may have received a lot of pleasure down there from stallions before, but the drake’s reptilian addition was too overwhelming to make him remain in his current position. After shivering with a heavy groan, Fancy pulled his tongue out of Elusive’s tailhole and moaned out full-heartedly.
“Ahhh!!~” Elusive gasped a little from that sudden pop, but it didn’t take long for him to know what was occurring when he looked back and saw Fancy’s elated face. While the older pony had his eyes closed and his cheeks heavily blushed, Elusive’s chuckle was barely overheard by those shuddering moans. “Let me guess,” asked the younger stallion cheekily. “He’s doing that tongue-wrapping thing?~”
“H-H-Holy FUCK you’re lucky!” yelled Fancy impulsively while writhing from the drake’s slithering tongue, barely able to even shiver in embarrassment from his accidental vulgarity. After a couple heated pants, the stallion gritted his teeth while overhearing Spike’s faint hums between kisses. “Yo… You really are g-generous Elusive! I… I’d never let someone like Spike out of my sight!~”
Elusive giggled with a warm smile, and repositioned himself on the bed so he could roll onto his back. “Well, I… I can’t exactly deny my lovely drake an opportunity when he sees something he likes. Besides… what kind of stallion would I be if I didn’t let other ponies feel better about their bodies in the same way I had?~”
Just as the coy unicorn said that with a grin and a raised brow, Spike’s tongue had uncoiled itself from Fancy Pants’ saliva-coated balls. Of course, before the pony could even shudder from the cold air touching his ripe ballsack, he gasped strongly when he felt Spike’s head move underneath his chubby legs. The dragon’s lips tightly wrapped around Fancy’s drooling cockhead, giving himself the first taste of the older pony’s thick and potent pre as he suckled on that crowned flesh. While Spike groaned and tried to slide his lips towards the shaft, and Fancy Pants moaned with his hind-legs shaking, Elusive bit his lip and stroked his own stallionhood with great interest. “Mmmmm… That’s right, Spikey-Wikie… Get that nice and slicked-up for you~”
Spike had his eyes closed while sucking on that massive and veiny cock, but he nodded his head with a small, muffled moan. Meanwhile, Fancy had to sit himself down, planting his hefty rump right on top of the drake’s lower half to pin him in place. The dragon felt a little suffocated with all that added weight (as well as Fancy’s stallionhood lodged in his mouth), but he felt like he was in heaven the instant he opened his eyes, and saw that giant gut hanging just inches above his face. After taking a deep breath of that musk through his nostrils, Spike’s eyes rolled back as he continued sucking in pure elation. Meanwhile, Fancy’s weak shudders made his flabby body jiggle even more as he said sheepishly, “I… I have some lubricant in my… in m-my dresser if he needs it…”
Elusive let out another enticed growl as he saw how dutifully Spike was shoving that meaty cock into his mouth. However, his horn still lit up to effortlessly open up all of Fancy’s dresser drawers at once, and float the bottle of lube towards the bed. “Thank you, Daddy,” he purred with a lick of his lips, before locking eyes with the shivering pony and smirking playfully. “If you want, I’ll let you choose: Do you want the first round with my little dragon, or would you prefer sloppy seconds?~”
Both of those options sounded tremendously tempting to the unicorn, but his smile widened devilishly as he began to think of even lewder ideas regarding Elusive and Spike. While the drake’s petite mouth miracuously worked its way down more of Fancy Pants’ shaft, the pony only needed a couple seconds before answering, “Well… I suppose it’d be a waste to have my first load go anywhere but Spike’s mouth, don’t you think?~”
“Mmmmph!~” Spike may have been focused on sucking that aged and ripe stallionhood, but he heard enough of that jeering reply to moan out in needy approval.
Meanwhile, Elusive shrugged with a smirk of his own and said, “Well, if that’s the way you want it…” During his pause, the unicorn uncapped that bottle of lubricant, and teasingly poured the slick substance all over his cock for Fancy Pants to see up close. His smooth, ebony shaft soon became glistened underneath the light that shone in between the curtains, showing off every protruding vein and marbled speckle to emphasize its hefty girth. Elusive’s blue aura of magic then wrapped around the entirety of his member, smearing that lube all around so that every inch was coated properly. After recapping the bottle, the chubby pony used his hooves to rub at his hairy belly and asked, “If you don’t mind, would you want us to switch positions? I have a feeling it would make things easier for Spike to be between us~”
“MMPHH!!” Spike instantly popped Fancy Pants’ cock out of his mouth, and panted eagerly while pinned under his flabby butt. “Oh, sweet Celestia yes!” he squealed with a heavy blush on his face. “I wanna be with BOTH of you Daddies!~”
Elusive and Fancy Pants both chuckled haughtily to the dragon’s excitement, and Fancy was the first to get up with a small groan. “Well, I don’t see why not,” he said with a more casual-looking smile underneath his hungry eyes. “Besides, I’d like to see how well Spike takes a breeding from a stallion like you~”
“Oh, believe me…” While Spike giddily pulled himself out from beneath Fancy’s body, Elusive had to pause his words as he rolled back onto his hooves. Fancy Pants crawled over towards the head of the bed, and made sure to flick Elusive’s chunky flank with his tail teasingly. The younger unicorn smirked with a chuckle back at him, and waited until Spike was between them before finishing his remark. “... By the time we’re both finished, you’ll see just how well he manages with his Daddies~”
“Yeah~” added Spike with a deeply enticed hiss, his pupils slitting even thinner when he saw Fancy sitting before him with his legs spread apart. While the fat pony leaned back against the headboard of his bed, his pudgy belly was on full display above his towering cock. From the way Spike was eyeing the older pony’s waiting stance, he almost looked like he discovered a horde of gems from how much he was drooling. “You… You have no idea how hot you look right now, Daddy~”
Then without warning, Spike lunged in with his eyes half-lidded, and moaned while dragging his tongue up Fancy’s thick and low-hanging gut. The taste of the unicorn’s sweat made his breath turn shaky in exhilaration, and his claws impulsively began to rub and knead at the flesh to savor how soft Fancy felt. The stallion gasped from such a lewd display of instinct, but his grin remained as wide as ever. “Mmmmpphhh… That’s right, boy,” he said in a sultry pur while petting the top of Spike’s scaled head. “G… Get a good taste of your Daddy~”
Spike’s open maw drooled even more as his tongue slathered around more of that fat gut, unable to keep himself from moaning from the musk alone. But while the drake sank deeper into depravity with each heavy drag of his tongue, Elusive smirked equally as wide as Fancy while getting into position behind him. Since Spike’s tail was already flagged high, exposing his tight little hole in presentation, Elusive was quick to mount the drake so his lubed cock pointed right at it. “Oh, Spikeyyyyyy…” The younger unicorn kept a sweet, sing-song tone of voice as he tried to catch Spike’s attention; of course, his grin was menacingly wide when he added with a haughty chuckle, “What do you say when Daddy mounts you~?”
“Ahhhhh…” Spike was breathing heavily due to how rapidly his heart was facing. As he laid on top of Fancy Pants’ warm and hairy belly, and felt Elusive’s pressing against his back and lifted tail, he could only shudder with a blissful smile at being in such a position. However, despite how overwhelmed he felt between two amazingly thick and musky Daddies, the little dragon was able to turn his head back to Elusive and say lustfully, “P… P-Please breed me, Daddy~”
“As you wish, my sweet little gentledrake~” As soon as Elusive’s thick, rigid member pressed hard against Spike’s tailhole, the dragon groaned out deeply with his mouth hung open. That was when Fancy Pants growled and lit up his horn, using his magic to grab a hold of Spike’s head and push him down towards his cock. Before the drake could even realize what was happening, his hungry maw was quickly plugged up by Fancy’s vintage stallionhood once more. The strong taste of the pony’s pre and musk flooded Spike’s senses, and his eyes rolled back as he felt his body quivering intensely.
“Mmmmmmmmmmm...~” Without any further prompting by Fancy Pants, Spike started to suck on that stallionhood once more while moaning elatedly. As his lips slid down that veiny shaft inch by inch, the rich scent of Fancy’s unwashed sweat and musk grew stronger underneath that irresistibly squeezable gut. His claws went up to impulsively knead at all of that doughy and hairy flesh, causing his little cock to twitch even more from such a blissful feeling. Even when he felt Elusive’s cock press in harder and stretch his hole open, the dragon could barely focus on that brief bout of stinging pain; especially when he felt the younger pony’s hefty belly press down against his back, rightfully pinning the drake between those two tubby stallions.
Spike’s lips quivered a bit from all the overwhelming feelings and thoughts that were racing through his head, but he remained dilligent as he suckled on that meaty cock to make Fancy Pants shiver in delight. As the pain in his backside grew more intense, the dragon overheard Elusive say lustfully towards the other stallion, “Mmmm… I must say Daddy, you look quite ravishing with all that added weight~ Were you planning on losing it, or would you prefer my assistance with a new wardrobe?~”
Even though the sensation of Spike’s slutty mouth wrapped around his cock felt absolutely spine-tingling, Fancy Pants was still able to scoff with a coy smirk back at Elusive. “Heh~ You… You really think I’d give up this kind of attention? I… I’d let myself grow out even more if it meant I’d get some tail like Spike’s here~”
That comment made Elusive grin quite wickedly. Just as he was able to pop his thick cockhead inside of Spike’s little hole, the drake’s muffled yelp was barely heard over the unicorn’s sultry reply. “Ohhhhh, you better believe we can make that happen. Sp… Spike loves to feed stallions and rub their bellies as they get bigger~”
“Mmmphh… Mmmhmm~” hummed the drake sultrily, even though he was still shivering involuntarily from the pain of Elusive’s cock stretching out his tailhole. Fortunately, Elusive only needed another moment before he slowly began to push in deeper. By that point, Spike was accustomed enough to deeply groan through Fancy Pants’ cock in his mouth, and let that familiar shaft slide effortlessly inside of him.
Elusive sighed with a rosy blush atop his smile, and kept his eyes on Fancy Pants as he saw how hard he was biting his bottom lip. The younger stallion reached out one of his hooves, and rested it on top of one of Fancy’s flabby moobs to keep himself stable. While Elusive shuddered with a grin at how soft and pleasing that pec felt, the stallion eyed him with a greedy smirk. “So… would you and Spike be willing to offer an old stallion some… fitting sessions this weekend~? I’d wouldn’t mind trying to find some tasteful attire that includes elastic.”
Elusive smiled seductively back at the older pony, and nodded as he began to move his head in towards Fancy’s. With each inch he leaned in closer, more of his throbbing stallionhood pushed deeper inside of Spike to make him moan shakily. Regardless, the younger unicorn’s smirk stayed undeterred while getting in closer towards Fancy Pants. Especially when he saw that plump Daddy leaning in towards his face as well. “Well… If you’re comfortable with the way you look, then Spike and I would be more than honored to have you as a new Daddy~”
Even though Spike was still dutifully blowing the older pony, he nodded his head with a little grunt in agreement. At that moment, Fancy Pants wrapped a hoof around the back of Elusive’s head before leaning in within inches of the stallion’s lips. “Elusive… I’ve never felt more content with myself than I do right now…”
With one final push of his hips, Elusive rammed the remainder of his massive stallionhood deep inside of Spike, causing his plump balls to press in hard against the drake’s teensy coinsack. Fancy Pants pushed his own cock in as well, shoving his aged member inside of the dragon’s throat and leaving him penetrated from both ends. Even though it was clear how blissful the drake looked from the way his eyes rolled back, neither of the ponies could notice too much as they shared their first deep, sensual kiss. Their bearded muzzles remained connected for a long time, neither of them too feeble to try and pull away or not use any tongue; however, their bodies began to act on their own while the two made out, and both of them began to move their hips rhythmically while Spike was pinned between them.
“Nnnnnnnn…~” The little dragon may have not been able to say anything about his predicament, but it was clear how speechlessly content he was while stuffed with so much Daddy cock. He could feel just how differently both stallionhoods slid in and out of his holes, with Fancy’s thrusts growing more eager and forceful than Elusive’s. However, they still worked in an odd synchronicity as they moved individually. Like two separate sections in an orchestral arrangement, their contributions built up in an equally gradual pace while the ponies kissed with building passion. Before too long, Spike had to close his eyes tightly from their thrusts turning more intense, and his body growing so enticed from being used at both ends so roughly.
Elusive and Fancy’s balls both started to slap against their drake as their poundings increased, which only added to the other lewd noises echoing in the empty bedroom. Since the space was left practically untouched after Fleur left, it would’ve been rather jarring if she knew what her ex-husband was doing in it now. With Fancy Pants’ muzzle sloppily meshing against Elusive’s, their cocks primally plowing the dragon between their husky builds, and their heavy balls smacking Spike’s chin and cock in growing veracity, their own moans could just barely be heard above everything else.
“Ahhhh!!~” Fancy Pants pulled his muzzle away from Elusive’s with a wet pop as he moaned with a shudder. “I… I think I… I’m gonna…”
Spike, despite being fully lost in the musky sex-craze he was pinned within, was able to feel Fancy’s vintage cock getting close before the stallion could. That thick, veiny shaft was continuously throbbing between his drooling lips, and the drake could only clench his eyes tighter in wait for his new Daddy’s load to go down his gullet. Coincidentally, he could also feel how hard Elusive’s stallionhood was pulsating inside of his tailhole, letting him know just what the younger unicorn was going to moan out. “I… I’m close too, Daddy!~”
Fancy Pants gritted his teeth as he thrusted even harder against Spike’s face, making his low-hanging balls slap against the drake’s neck even harder. As the little dragon whimpered with an intensifying blush in wait, the older stallion tried to control his breathing so he wouldn’t blow his load too soon. Fortunately, it seemed that Elusive’s thrusts into Spike’s ass were just as rapid as Fancy’s. Knowing he was going to finish soon, the stallion said in a hoarse and winded tone to both of them, “E… Elusive! I… I wan… I want you to c-come first!”
“Ahhh!!~ A… Are you s-sure, Daddy?” asked the younger unicorn in a panted whimper, even though he had a feeling it was going to happen regardless. With the way Spike’s tight hole hugged his shaft so well, and the sight of such a beautiful Daddy in front of him, he was slightly surprised he hadn’t already filled the drake with his virile load. However, his question was quickly answered after Fancy clenched his eyes and let out a hearty groan.
“Nnnnnggg… NNNGGGGGG… I-I-I SAID CUM FOR YOUR DADDY!!!”
“MnnnggggGGGYAAAAHHHH!!!” Less than a second after Fancy Pants’ impulsive yell, Elusive cried out as he spasmed deep inside of their shared dragon. Spike groaned deeply through Fancy’s cock as he felt his younger Daddy unload inside his deepest depths, flooding every inch with his pent-up and creamy load. Multiple spurts of the unicorn’s seed filled the drake to his limit, which proved to be too much for Spike to take without unloading himself. Even though Spike’s load was merely a couple small strings that shot out pathetically on the sheets, the scale-tingling sensation that swept through his body was just as intense as the orgasm Elusive felt.
During his climax, Elusive’s fur stood on end for a moment as he slumped down on top of Spike, and his head planted squarely between Fancy Pants’ moobs. His body remained twitching as his last few drops went inside of the spent dragon, and he could barely move while breathing in the musk from Fancy’s thick chest tuft. Meanwhile, the older unicorn’s orgasm finally came to fruition as he gasped in a high-pitched and a hiccuped tone. He wasn’t nearly as loud as Elusive, but his climax was equally as intense while cumming down Spike’s throat. “NnnnnnnNNNNNGHHHH!!~”
Rope after rope of the older stallion’s seed shot wildly inside of the dragon’s mouth, flooding it with his strong and bitter taste. Spike was still winded by Elusive’s filling, but his draconic biology made it easy for him to instinctively swallow every drop of Fancy’s load without the risk of choking. His lips suckled around that veiny shaft with each ripple of his bulging throat, helping to coax Fancy’s cock to its eventual finale. His eyes then remained closed in contentment, resting sweetly as he felt both Daddies start to soften inside of him.
For a long moment, none of the three could speak while in such a sex-fueled afterglow. Fancy Pants was breathing heavily while his head rested against the headboard, looking as winded as if he tried to run a marathon. Elusive was panting rapidly as well, but had a pleased grin on his face as it was nestled within the older stallion’s soft and squishy moobs. And as for Spike, he looked utterly blessed while pinned underneath both of the stallion’s hefty bellies, and still stuffed with their cocks between them.
After a long and especially pleased sigh, Elusive was the first to speak faintly while looking up at Fancy Pants. “So… do you want us to help clean up your parlor downstairs?”
Fancy Pants breathed out with a warm smile and nodded kindly. “I… I’d greatly appreciate that, if you don’t mind. I know I may have been in a bad slump, but… I have a feeling things are going to look up after this.”
Elusive smiled contently back at Fancy, and leaned his head up to nuzzle underneath the older unicorn’s bearded chin. “That’s exactly what I wanted to hear!~”
While Fancy Pants chuckled and nuzzled the top of Elusive’s head in return, Spike grunted a bit before pulling his face away from the stallion’s flaccid member. After exhaling sharply (with his breath strongly tasting of cum), the dragon asked with a tired smirk, “So, ummm… after we clean up, would it be alright to get dinner or something?”
Elusive scoffed with a roll of his eyes and replied, “Spike, we just ate lunch!”
“Yeah, but Fancy Pants hasn’t!”
Despite the drake’s correct point, Fancy couldn’t help chuckling slyly as he asked, “Young man, are you just wanting to fatten me up some more?~”
“Ummm… W-Well, I…” Spike’s words trailed off as he blushed more notably underneath the ponies. After biting his lip for a moment, he shrugged and asked sheepishly, “That depends, ummm… would that be a bad thing?~”
Elusive sighed with a shake of his head and a smirk, and rested back on top of Fancy’s soft chest. Meanwhile, Elusive and Spike’s new Daddy merely grinned in response, loving how nice everything felt in that moment. “You know what?” he asked as he raised a brow and shrugged in acceptance. “I wouldn’t consider that to be a bad thing at all~”
Chapter One: Finding A Fat Fancy (Non Clop)
“Ahhhhhh…”
The white unicorn sighed with a wipe of his brow the instant the final rolls of fabric were floated into their designated spots on the rack. He had only been working for a half hour at most, but the stallion was already sweating profusely before turning off his horn. Fortunately, since it was still before noon in the Canterlot Boutique, there weren’t any customers around to notice the pudgy pony’s exhausted appearance. Meanwhile, the slender mare beside him barely paid heed to how he looked while overlooking her inventory clipboard.
“I must say, Ms. Saddles,” said the stallion after a quick breath as he glanced coyly towards her, “you certainly have a talent for acquiring the largest bulk purchases when I’m around.”
The pale blue unicorn cheekily sighed to her employer’s accusational reply, but didn’t try to deny his claim while smirking back at him. “Well, what do you expect me to do?” she asked with a raised brow. “It’s not every day that your employer is magically transformed into a stallion! It’d be foolish to not take advantage of that when I can~”
The pony rolled his eyes and shook his head away from Sassy Saddles, but his faint smile made it clear he wasn’t too peeved by her banter. “Well, it’s not like I turned into an Earth Pony, darling. I might have a hard time fitting into clothing sometimes, but that’s not due to any muscle.”
The unicorn lifted one of his thick forelegs to emphasize his point, showing how easily the bottom of his dress shirt rode up to expose his bulbous belly to Ms. Saddles. The mare giggled with a blush and looked away from him, not expecting to see such a blunt example as an addition to the stallion’s retort. She wanted to be frazzled by such an unfeminine display, but she honestly couldn’t when she saw her boss’ jeering grin. Compared to how the pony used to act when he was still Rarity, this sort of change was rather remarkable to say the least.
“Alright, Elusive!” she said with a raised hoof while trying not to chuckle too hard. “You made your point! I must say, if you’re going to lift your forelegs more often, you really need to refresh your antiperspirant. You have a couple sweat stains in your pits.”
Elusive exhaled sharply and lowered his hoof while trying not to smirk. Even though he knew she was right, he had a specific reason for not wearing any deodorant or antiperspirant. But instead of going into that private detail, he merely scoffed before replying, “I was just showing my limitations, Ms. Saddles. I might be a stallion, but that doesn’t mean I can be compared to ponies like Shining Armor or Big Macintosh. My strength still lies in my designs and my wit, just as it had before that incident.”
“Absolutely,” Sassy said in assurance. “I already know that very well. I’m just having a little fun, that’s all.”
“Well, I’m not objecting to that by any means.” Carrying a smile as warm as the hue of his rosy cheeks, the chubby stallion chuckled while shrugging his shoulders. “I’m just glad I can have a sense of humor about it all.”
Sassy Saddles nodded with a smile of her own, happy to see how genuine the former mare said that reply. Given how depressed Elusive used to be after that accidental mishap with Twilight’s magic, she was just grateful he hadn’t succumbed to anything worse than a drastic weight gain. She had expected him to start losing weight after coming around to accept his new body and gender; however, it seemed that the exact opposite had occurred. Instead of trying to regain his lean and slender physique, Elusive remained at his husky size that barely fit his tailor-made suits. He even grew out a noticeable purple stubble on his muzzle, which made him appear even more masculine than before.
But despite how drastic Elusive’s change had been, Sassy was nothing but supportive as she said, “Believe me, I couldn’t be happier to see you in such high spirits. Although I have to wonder…”
As the stallion raised a brow at his employee, the mare waited a second before asking with a curious tilt of her head, “What inspired you to remain at such a… unique form? I mean, don’t you miss how you used to look?”
Sassy was worried she was going to offend Elusive with such a statement. Fortunately, the white pony merely scoffed and waved his hoof in dismissal. “Oh, please! Having a petite figure was one thing, but it’s been surprisingly refreshing to not worry about silly things like calorie-counting, or gym memberships. Plus, given how many overweight ponies there are around Equestria, it feels like a public service to make them feel more beautiful with their own figures, instead of feeling like they need to be changed.”
Sassy Saddles shrugged in understanding to her boss’ point, but that answer made her brows raise. She thought back to something she recalled hearing the other day, which seemed fairly relatable to Elusive’s new mindset. However, before she could say anything about it towards him, the bell that hung over the front door rang loudly enough to make both ponies turn around.
“I got your lunch, Elusive!” chirped the purple drake as he wobbled into the shop cheerfully. Only his feet and claws could be seen while balancing two massive pizza boxes, and a greasy paper bag on top which was stuffed with cheese bread. However, the instant he placed it on a nearby end-table (which Elusive quickly cleared a vase from with his magic to keep the dragon from dropping it), Spike’s chipper smile was seen clear as day. “Man, you wouldn’t believe how short the line was at the pizza place! It was never like that when Twi and I used to live in Canterlot!”
“Well, thank you very much for the meal, Spikey Wikey~” said Elusive as he walked up to the dreamily-smiling drake, and bent down to give him a loving peck on the lips. Sassy Saddles looked away for a second while blushing, still unsure how to feel about their relationship. Given how she first met Spike when he was just some kid who gushed over Rarity, the fact that he was now an official boyfriend to Elusive was rather jarring. However, despite how unusual their love may have looked, even the mare could tell how genuine and deep their bond was.
Alas, Sassy’s flustered expression was quickly noticed by Elusive, who promptly pulled away from Spike in embarrassment after that kiss. “Oh! Ummm… Sorry if the PDA was too much for you.”
“N-No, no! It’s perfectly fine!” she assured as she looked back at him with her hooves raised in sincerity. “Believe me, considering how you were before, I couldn’t be happier you have someone as special as Spike now.”
Elusive sighed and smiled warmly back at her, not able to argue against her truthfully sweet sentiment. Spike looked away with a bashful blush as he smiled and put his claws behind his back. “Awww, come on,” he muttered as he tried to deflect Sassy’s compliment. “I’m not that special.”
Elusive huffed very strongly in obvious disapproval. “Oh, balderdash! I couldn’t disagree more!” To emphasize his point, the chubby unicorn hoisted Spike up with his magic, and pulled him into his embrace for a much deserved nuzzling. While Spike squirmed and giggled from his mate’s fuzzy muzzle, Sassy Saddles chuckled more comfortably at seeing how happy her boss looked. The stallion pulled his face away for a moment while giving a heartfelt grin to the drake he was holding in his aura. “Spike, there’s no one in the world more special than you. And not just because you have a Daddy kink~”
“H-HEY!” blurted Spike as he blushed even deeper and squirmed in embarrassment. Sassy’s face was equally as red, and she had to turn around to conceal her involuntary giggling. Even though she figured there was something sexual between the two, she didn’t expect to hear Elusive say that so casually. Although, given how open he was about everything else, the mare couldn’t say she was too surprised to see he wasn’t a prude anymore. Nor could she say she was too shocked about learning that fact about the dragon, since she noticed how heavy his blush would get whenever the thick stallion walked around with all that jiggle.
“Elusiiiiiive,” whined the drake before his coltfriend finally relented and placed him back on the ground, “I don’t want her knowing that!”
“Oh, please,” jeered Elusive with a roll of his eyes. “You’re alright with offering belly rubs to half of the clients at my shop, but not with me saying that fact in front of Sassy?”
Despite blushing with a guilty pout, Spike could only huff as he rubbed his forearm with a claw and shrugged. “Well, umm… I dunno…”
Sassy Saddles felt a little bad for Spike, not wanting him to feel ashamed for liking a specific type. Her earlier recollection returned, and she remembered hearing what recently happened to one of their best clients. While the mare was temporarily paused in thought, Elusive sighed and said assuredly, “Spike, it’s okay. I apologize if I went over the line, but you have to admit you advertise your tastes without much subtlety. At least, around other stallions. If anything, you should be happy you’re with a pony’s who lets you embrace that~”
That last line made Sassy’s face remain fairly blushed, mostly from that intentional sing-song tone Elusive used at the end of that sentence. Her lips stayed bitten for a brief second or two, looking like she was contemplating something. As the mare remained silent, Spike grew a meager smile and shrugged to his mate’s point. “Well… I guess so. I mean, what can I say?” he asked while his smile grew more sheepish. “I… I really like big guys, and… I don’t want ponies like you to feel unappreciated.”
Elusive smiled lovingly at the drake, carrying the same devotion he had when he first fell for him. Meanwhile, Sassy Saddles sighed in confirmation of what she wanted to try. After pulling a strand of her orange mane away from her face, she cleared her throat to get the couple’s attention. “Well, ummm… I’m not sure if it’s the most relevant topic, but… I do happen to know of somepony who might need a confidence boost…”
Spike and Elusive both glanced back at the mare with raised brows. “Really?” asked the stallion with a determined and cautious look, almost like he came across a new beacon on Twilight’s Friendship Map. “Who do you mean, darling?”
Sassy sighed worriedly, knowing that her employer would most likely be shocked. But after taking a second to rub her foreleg, she looked at the couple with an uncomfortable expression and answered, “Well… It’s Fancy Pants. From what I heard, he… just got out of a really bitter divorce.”
Elusive gasped in absolute shock. “Oh my GOSH!” Due to how stunning that news was to him, the stallion instinctively pulled a fainting couch out of nowhere to fall back on dramatically. Unfortunately, since he wasn’t the thin and featherweight mare he used to be, his reaction didn’t turn out the way he wanted. “Oh, that is the WORST! POSSI--”
CRASH!!
The pony’s bulbous weight made the fainting couch shatter like it was made of toothpicks, and he was left blushing in utter embarrassment while laid in the ruined chair. Spike groaned and face-clawed to his coltfriend’s reaction. “Seriously, dude? That’s like, the fourth fainting couch this month! Where do you keep getting those from!?”
In a different section of Canterlot, the thickest curtains were draped over a bay window, keeping a formerly pristine parlor shrouded in darkness. Even though room itself was near impossible to see, any pony who entered would’ve been able to smell that someone was in there by the unwashed musk alone. Various empty food packages and dirty plates were strewn across the hardwood floors, and the once-immaculate couch that sat in the middle of the parlor was now smeared with food stains and dried tears. As for the pony who was sprawled out on the couch, he was just barely awake despite being completely alone in the dark.
Fancy Pants, one of Canterlot’s most respected Nobles and Investors, looked absolutely nothing like the unicorn he used to be. In the weeks that passed since the aftermath of his disastrous divorce proceedings, the stallion had turned into somepony who would’ve made his business associates gasp in shock. Due to not bothering to groom or bathe himself for days on end, his white fur was matted and reeking of his sweat. His muzzle had grown a rather thick and unkempt beard that matched his baby-blue mane, and completely covered up his trademark mustache and recent second chin.
He still had his tuxedo jacket on, but it was heavily wrinkled and adorned in his unwashed musk. It was also opened up at the front, not that he would’ve been able to close it due to the massive gut that hung below his sagging chest. He used to be in rather pristine shape for his age when he was still married; but now, he had an undeniably flabby belly and moobs which made most of his wardrobe unwearable. Fancy Pants may have still had his mansion (and roughly half of his fortune), but he looked absolutely unrecognizable while in such a brutish, thick, and hairy form.
However, before he could try to succumb to the comforting escape of sleep once more, he was startled by the sound of several knocks at the front door. The stallion groaned bitterly from within his shadowed cocoon, hating that somepony blatantly ignored the obvious ‘No Solicitors’ sign he hung in front of his townhouse. Fancy hoped that whomever it was would think he wasn’t home, or realize that he wouldn’t answer if he was. Unfortunately, the guest continued to knock every twenty seconds or so for what felt like an eternity; even though it was realistically only a few minutes, that intrusive knocker was tenacious enough to make him groan even louder and sit up on the couch.
“Oh, for Celestia’s sake!” moaned the Fancy Pants frustration, hating that his self-wallowing was being so rudely interrupted. After an exasperated sigh, the stallion finally got up from his chair, and stormed out of the parlor to deal with the unwanted guest himself. “I have NO idea who’s there,” he shouted quite angrily while storming up to the door, “but that sign CLEARLY says No Solicitors! SO GO! AWAY!!”
The pony winced as he entered the range of light that was shining through the decorative windows around his front door. Due to how long he spent in his parlor, the unicorn had to clench his eyes shut briefly while the knocking continued. Before Fancy could try to repeat himself, or threaten to call the police, his ears perked up when he heard an oddly familiar voice from the other side of the door. “Fancy Pants, is that you? It’s me, Elusive.”
“Ummm… I think you might need to clarify that,” added a young-sounding voice from outside. “I don’t think he’s seen you since before that change.”
“Oh! Right, ummm… Well, I… used to be Rarity? I believe one of my friends wrote to you about that, remember?”
Fancy’s brows raised in immediate realization, having vaguely recalled when he received word of the former fashionista’s change. Despite having so much on his own plate, the older stallion’s ears lowered in guilt for not keeping in touch since. He sighed briefly and replied, “Oh. Ummm… R-Right. I… I did receive that letter, Miss R--I mean… Mister Elusive…”
The unicorn winced painfully at misgendering Elusive so quickly, even though he figured his friend’s situation was fairly different from other examples where that faux pas would be disapproved. Nevertheless, despite not wanting to be rude to a friend he hadn’t heard from in so long, the stallion still felt obligated to say honestly, “Listen, I… I appreciate you trying to come over, but I really don’t think this is the right time.”
“Fancy Pants, please,” said Elusive in a worried-sounding voice. “I heard about what happened, and I just… I’m so sorry. I brought Spike with me, and I just… We wanted to try and help.”
“Yeah!” added Spike in a genuine tone of his own. “I mean, if you wanna be alone, that’s perfectly fine. But we just… we wanna make sure you’re okay, that’s all.”
Fancy breathed out heavily while his eyes were closed, not wanting to risk tearing up any more than he already had. Part of him wanted to accept their offer, even though his desire to crawl back into his couch felt much more appealing for the sake of his fragile emotional state. However, even if he did wish to speak with them, his gaudy appearance and undone jacket would’ve been highly inappropriate when speaking to someone as respectable as Elusive. So after a moment of silence, Fancy’s head lowered in shame as he slowly turned away from the door. “I’ll be fine. I just… I’m not in any state to be seen right now...”
He made several steps back towards the parlor, hopeful that his friend would understand and leave him be. Alas, the unicorn was still within earshot when he heard Elusive reply, “Fancy Pants, I… I’ve been in your situation before, after my gender was changed. And… and you have to believe me when I say I know what it’s like. I… I was a hermit for the longest time, and I felt like nopony should see me either. But if you continue to shut yourself away, you won’t be able to improve. I… I’d probably still be wallowing in my home if Spike hadn’t have come to help me.”
“Yeah! And I probably never would’ve had him as my boyfriend!”
“Spike, do you really think it’s appropriate to brag right now? He’s just been divorced!”
“I wasn’t bragging! I was just… ummm… Okay yeah, that wasn’t needed. Uhhhh, sorry Fancy Pants!”
Despite not minding too much about the drake’s impromptu statement, Fancy could only huff and say in response, “Elusive, please! I… I can’t deal with this right now, and I…”
His words paused briefly, and he blinked a couple times before glancing back at the front door. Even though he felt like he looked like an absolute wreck, his brows stayed raised upon recalling what Spike just said. He wasn’t sure whether or not to find it surprising (especially given the dragon’s feelings towards Rarity), but he still tilted his head and asked in a befuddled tone, “Did… did you say he was your boyfriend?”
“Ummm…” Elusive’s words trailed off for only a couple seconds before he replied bashfully, “Well, uhhh… Yes. I mean, it’s a long story, but, ummm… Yeah, Spike is my boyfriend.”
“Don’t worry!” chirped the drake insistently. “I might look like a kid, but I’m legally an adult! Elusive’s not a pedo or anything!”
“SPIKE!!”
“What!? I said you’re not a pedo!”
“Still, he doesn’t need to hear THAT!”
“What? It’s not like I called you my Daddy to him--MMMPHH!!”
Meanwhile, Fancy Pants stood with an utterly confounded expression while gawking at the front door. Even though he had more than a few questions to ask about their relationship, he certainly couldn’t deny that the two sounded like a legitimate couple. He wasn’t sure how to think about it, mostly since he always figured Spike was just a child; however, after hearing all of that dialogue, the stallion realized that they may have been a better couple to talk with than his other friends. Heck, given what he heard, Fancy was sure they wouldn’t be as judgemental as some of the ponies in his former circles who learned of the details of his divorce.
After a long moment of thought, Fancy Pants sighed painfully and walked back towards the front door. After knocking a couple times to make the couple stop bickering, he said in a reserved tone through the door, “Elusive? I… I just want to ask since I’m not sure. Does this mean you’re, ummm… gay?”
A couple seconds passed in silence before Elusive answered. “Oh, ummm… Well, I… I do identify as a male now, so… I suppose I should be, aren’t I? I mean, I’ve always prefered males, so… yes. Yes I am.”
“Ummm… I’m kinda between gay and bi,” added Spike in clarification. “I mean, I obviously liked Rarity as a girl, but… Yeah, I like Elusive a lot more.”
Fancy Pants let out a brief sigh of relief and said, “Okay, I… I just wanted to make sure. If… If you give me a moment to freshen up, I’ll… I’ll let you in, alright? Just… please don’t judge how my place looks.”
“I wouldn’t even think to do so,” assured Elusive sincerely. “I’ve been in that same kind of slump, so I completely understand. Just let us in, and we’ll help you clean up, okay?”
After lighting up his horn, and floating out an unused bathrobe from nearby to cover himself with, he took a breath before unlocking his door. He tried to step backwards into a more shadowed part of his home by the parlor, but he was sure he still looked hideous when Elusive and Spike came in. However, any judgemental thoughts he may have had about his own appearance were immediately extinguished as soon as he saw Elusive come into his home. Even though the pony’s mane and coat were the same colors he recalled Rarity having, the fact that they were on an equally thick and hairy-looking stallion left Fancy frozen in brief shock.
“Oh, Fancy Pants!” Elusive immediately rushed up to the unicorn and pulled him in for a much-deserved hug, completely ignoring how the stallion must’ve looked or smelled. Meanwhile, Spike stood at the doorway with widened eyes and a slight blush when he saw how much Fancy changed since the last time they met. While the drake quietly closed the door while staring at the two thick stallions, Elusive sighed heavily while holding his client dearly in his hooves. “Fancy, I… I really wish I met with you sooner. I’m so sorry…”
“It… It’s alright…” Fancy had to clench his eyes shut while hugging Elusive in return and struggling not to cry. “I completely understand. I mean, it’s clear you were preoccupied yourself.”
“I know I have,” admitted Elusive with a small shrug before pulling away from Fancy, “but you’re still a dear friend to me, and the last thing I want is to see you fall into that same pit I was in.”
Fancy Pants nodded silently, but still looked uncomfortable as he glanced back at that dirtied and darkened parlor he emerged from. “Well, ummm… would it be alright if we talked upstairs?” he asked while trying to conceal the strong hue of shame on his face. “I haven’t been up there in a while, so it’s in a better shape than down here.”
“That’s perfectly fine,” assured Elusive, who kept a loving smile as the two went towards the stairs. “It’ll be a good excuse to get you a shower too.”
Fancy chuckled lightly, and nodded his head while Elusive motioned him towards the stairs. Spike followed the two from behind, blushing even deeper as he saw how thick both of the stallions’ backsides looked. With each step they made up the stairs side-by-side, their flabby flanks jiggled strongly enough to make the little drake shiver with a bit lip. Even though he and Elusive came here to help Fancy Pants overcome his depression, Spike couldn’t help thinking back to how things went when he tried to do the same for his coltfriend. And with the addition of going up to Fancy’s bedroom, and even a possible shower, the little dragon’s mind was starting to jot out some rather... inappropriate ideas.
“So, ummm…” Elusive bit his lip uncomfortably, unsure whether or not to ask so soon. However, since Fancy Pants was compliant so far, the younger stallion decided to ask after a quick exhale, “Fancy, if you don’t mind me asking… what happened between you and your wife?”
Fancy closed his eyes and groaned through his teeth, prompting Elusive to wince and hope he didn’t overstep his boundaries. Meanwhile, the divorced unicorn paused for a couple seconds before replying, “She… she’s not my wife, Elusive.”
“Sorry, I mean your Ex-Wife. I’m not judging you, darling. I jus--”
“N-No, that’s not it,” interrupted Fancy hastily. By the time the two reached the top of the steps, they both stopped while Spike remained a few feet behind them. While the drake’s eyes stayed glued to both of those thick stallion rumps, he could barely pay attention when Fancy confessed meagerly, “You see, Elusive, ummm… Fleur De Lis wasn’t as much of a wife as she was a… ummm…”
Elusive’s muzzle skewed a bit in uncertainty, and his ears pulled back when he tensed up worriedly. “A… gold-digger?”
“No!” huffed the older unicorn with a roll of his eyes. “She was a… She was my beard, alright? We were only married legally for the sake of my appearance.”
Of all the answers Elusive would’ve expected, hearing that response was certainly not one of them. He and Spike both stood in silence with widened eyes on the shameful-looking Fancy, and it took a moment before Elusive asked in clarification, “Wait, so… so you mean that you’re…”
Fancy Pants sighed painfully before nodding his head. It was still hard to admit, even after all the fallout he received from his former friends about it, but he hoped that Elusive would be more understanding. “Yes. I… I’m a homosexual. A-And… you have to understand that when I was your age, an openly-gay stallion couldn’t exactly get as many opportunities as they would nowadays. I had an image to uphold, and… Fleur was willing to fill that position in the public eye.”
Elusive looked like his heart was about to break, and he quickly pulled Fancy in for another caring hug. Meanwhile, Spike blinked a couple times before he asked, “So… does this mean you never… had a boyfriend or anything?” Even though his question was purely meant to be for curiosity sake, he was lucky neither of the stallions were looking down to see his lingering blush.
“Oh, heavens no! It wasn’t like that at all!” After letting go of Elusive, Fancy chuckled while wiping some sweat from his forehead. “Believe me, I had many partners over the years, as did she. We had a good understanding when it came to extramarital activities. However, ummm…”
That was when the unicorn’s smile dissipated, and his ears lowered as he looked away from both of them. “Well… my most recent coltfriend happened to be somepony I found to be very sweet and loving. But… after over a year together, he came out as bisexual, and… he ended up leaving me for Fleur. And since I never had her sign a prenup, the two happened to get a good lawyer behind my back, and… y-yeah...”
Spike hissed through his teeth and cringed hard. “Ooooohhhhh… I’m really sorry, dude.”
Fancy didn’t say anything, but he gave a soft and thankful nod to the drake. Elusive pursed his lips tightly in condolence, and took a moment before leading Fancy towards the bathroom. “We’ll do whatever we can to help you, alright? Hopefully you’ll be in better spirits after a quick shower.”
Even though that solution sounded about as effective as a band-aid for a broken leg, Fancy Pants didn’t try to object before heading towards his restroom. Elusive stayed out in the hallway with Spike, not wanting to disturb the stallion as he freshened up. As soon as the bathroom door closed, Elusive huffed worriedly and looked back at his mate. “Well, it might be good to start cleaning up while he’s…”
Elusive’s words trailed off when he saw how red Spike’s blush looked. Meanwhile, the drake was practically frozen as he stood with a strongly bit lip, and his widened eyes looking between Elusive and that bathroom door. The unicorn could tell that Spike was thinking strongly about something. However, he needed a moment to recognize that his boyfriend looked very similar to that first night when learned about his Daddy kink.
“Ummm… Spikey?” he asked clearly enough to make the drake jolt in response. “Is something the matter?”
“N-No! Ummm… I mean, uhhhh…” With his expression looking more nervous than that time Twilight discovered his dirty Power Ponies fanfiction, the dragon needed a second to take a breath and keep from stammering too much. “I-I’m fine! Honest! I’m… I’m just, ummmm…”
The moment he saw how Spike’s eyes peered back at that bathroom door, and also how his pudgy legs squirmed a little closer together, Elusive’s brows raised immensely in realization. Even though he shouldn’t have been too surprised, the unicorn still had to blink a couple times before narrowing his eyes on his mate. “Spikey… You better not be thinking what I think you are.”
“W… Well ummmm…” By that point, the drake’s face looked as red as Big Macintosh’s coat. However, despite how flustered he may have looked, Spike was able to gulp before saying in a sheepish voice. “I… I really don’t think I’m the only one.”
“Ugh!” Elusive scoffed in immediate dismissal while rolling his eyes. “Spike! Are you serious right now?! I know you and I haven’t been able to finish during our train ride, but you can NOT be considering trying something with Fancy Pants!”
“Well, why not?” blurted Spike impulsively, causing him to wince for a second while Elusive gawked. Fortunately, the pony wasn’t able to reply before his drake added, “I mean, come on! He lost two important ponies in his life, and probably hasn’t had any… affections since then! Like… would it really be that bad?”
“Oh my gosh, I can NOT believe you’re considering this!” shouted Elusive in a confounded tone of voice. “Fancy Pants is one of my investors, Spike! We can’t be trying anything like that with him!”
“Why not!?” Spike tilted his head while placing his claws on his hips and shooting a flat stare back at the unicorn. “You were alright with that threesome with Filthy Rich last month!”
Elusive’s muzzle wrinkled as he immediately began to blush. “W-Well! Th… That was different!”
“Really!? How about when we helped Troubleshoes fatten Braeburn up, and then had a foursome with them? Sleeping with Applejack’s friends is fine, but your old client is off-limits?”
“He just got out of a nasty divorce!”
“So was Filthy Rich! But you let me have fun with him!”
“Spike, please stop trying to justify this!”
“I’m just saying that Fancy Pants would probably appreciate it! I mean, did you see how hot he looked? He was like, in full-blown Daddy mode! I was tempted to tell him not to shower yet so I could--”
“Ummmm… guys?”
Elusive and Spike both froze in an instant, not expecting to hear Fancy Pants' feeble, but very clear voice. As the color drained from both of their faces, it took the couple a moment of awkward silence before turning their heads to the open bathroom door. Since the two started chatting before Fancy Pants could turn on the shower, it shouldn’t have been much of a surprise that he heard everything they said. So by the time the couple looked back at the older stallion, his eyes were the size of frisbees while staring at both of them in shock.
“I… I know I live in a mansion, but that doesn’t mean the rooms are soundproof.”
Elusive had a hoof tightly over his mouth, looking absolutely mortified that his client and investor heard so much unnecessary information about him and Spike. When he finally pulled his shaky hoof away, he tried his hardest to speak through his overwhelming embarrassment, “I… I am so sorry you heard all that, Fancy Pants. I swear, we’ll leave right now if you…”
Halfway through his apology, Elusive’s words dissipated when he saw how Fancy Pants’ stare was directed right at Spike. Meanwhile, the drake kept his embarrassed blush while looking back at him and rubbing his forearm. Spike wasn’t able to say anything at that moment, which was fortunate for Fancy as he cleared his throat and asked, “You… you really think I look attractive like this?”
The stallion clearly asked that with an understandably befuddled look on his face, but the dragon was able to see the faintest hint of a blush underneath his blue beard. After taking a small breath, Spike could only shrug with a smirk and motion towards Elusive. “Well… Why do you think I like him so much? I… I have a thing for guys with Daddy-bods.”
“SPIKE! He… Urrrrghhhh…” Elusive groaned and face-hoofed in utter humiliation, unable to even look at either of them. “He does not need to know that.”
“I’m just being honest! Jeez!” Spike rolled his eyes to Elusive’s embarrassment, not recalling ever seeing him this freaked-out about a potential threesome before. Of course, the fact that this stallion was rather important to him business-wise may have had something to do with it. Alas, while his coltfriend had his face covered, Spike huffed in determination and looked back at Fancy Pants. “Listen,” he said in a bluntly honest tone, “I know you’ve been through a lot, but Elusive and I have helped out stallions like you before with… sexual stuff. Now, I’m not saying you have to accept it! I’ll just say that… if you ever did, we’d be open for it, okay?”
Elusive’s jaw was nearly touching the floor as he gawked at his boyfriend, unsure whether to be furious or impressed by the drake’s boldness. Meanwhile, Fancy Pants just blinked while looking at the dragon with his brows raised. Spike merely his put his claws up to indicate he was done with his proposal and said, “There, that’s it. If you want us to just clean up around here or talk a bit, that’s fine too. We’ll let you get back to your shower, and I’m sorry you heard us--”
“Okay.”
Spike and Elusive were both taken aback by that quick reply, even though Fancy Pants said it rather meagerly. As the older stallion stood with his blush becoming more apparent, he took a second to breathe in before clarifying weakly. “Ummmm… I mean… This is the longest I’ve been without sex in years, so I…”
Now it was Fancy’s turn to get a shocked stare from Elusive. The younger unicorn seemed quite confounded to hear one of his best clients agree to Spike’s proposition so quickly, which was a large contrast to the dragon’s sudden shit-eating grin. Elusive tilted his head slightly while staring at Fancy before he could ask, “You… You really want to…”
Fancy didn’t wait for Elusive’s pause to finish, and nodded his head quickly at both of them. “I… I know this might not be professional to ask, Elusive. But… But I really haven’t been the same since my wife and boyfriend left. And… And I’m willing to temporarily put our professional relationship aside if it means feeling appreciated again.”
Even though the older pony looked a little surprised at the words coming out of his mouth, it was clear from his voice that he meant what he said. Meanwhile, Spike slowly walked towards Fancy preemptively while giving an eager grin back to Elusive. “Wellllllll?~ You wanna leave him hanging?~”
Elusive still needed a second to process what was happening, even when he saw Fancy Pants shrug to Spike’s antsy behavior. He may have had a slight attraction to him back when he was still Rarity, but Elusive had no idea how to feel about doing this now. Alas, it was hard for him to say no when Spike was giving him those adorably sultry half-lidded eyes; plus, considering how Fancy Pants was newly single and willing, the pony could already feel his member start to twitch within his sheathe.
After a moment of reflection, Elusive huffed in defeat and smiled faintly. “Well… it’d probably be rude to refuse when he asked, wouldn’t it?~”
Fancy still looked hesitant, but he was able to smile thankfully in response. “Thank you. I… I know this might be inappropriate, but I don’t want this to interfere with us as business partners.”
“Believe me, I don’t want that either,” assured Elusive as he walked up to the unicorn, as well as the drake who had his lip bitten while eyeing Fancy’s moobs.
“Oh, man~” purred the drake greedily as he got a full helping of eye-candy. “Please tell me you won’t bathe yet~”
“Well…” Despite feeling a bit gross while his fur was matted in sweat, something about Spike’s enthusiastic grin made him smirk and ask cheekily, “That depends, young man… Would a tongue-bath be appropriate?~”
Spike’s face lit up like a Hearth’s Warming tree, and he stared up at him wide-eyed to say, “You. Me. Elusive. Bedroom. NOW.”
While Fancy Pants chuckled with a growing grin, Elusive sighed and rolled his eyes. “Well, at least he stopped saying ‘Spike want.’”
Author's Note
This is the first chapter of the second winner of my Donation Story Poll last month, and the second chapter will be out very soon.
