Starlight’s Favorite Answer
Too many questions, too little answers
"Hi Starlight! Can I show you some of my new tricks?”
"No."
"Do you want to go eat somewhere? I’m starving?"
"No."
"Do you want to study this spell with me later?”
"No.”
"Do you ever say anything other than no?"
"No."
"Hi, Starlight! Is your morning going well?"
"No."
"Are you doing anything for the rest of the day?"
"No."
"I forgot how to cast this spell, can you tell me how it goes again?"
"No."
"Do you want some of my sandwich?"
"No."
“Can I have the rest of my sandwich back?”
“No.”
"I'm having a lot of trouble with this spell, can you help me?"
"No."
"Knock knock!"
"No."
"Aww, come on! Just say who’s there!"
"No."
"Please? It's funny, I promise!"
"No."
"Look, I got a new hat! Do you like it?"
"No."
"It's such a nice day today, don't you think?"
"No."
"Wasn't Pinkie being extra funny today?"
"No."
"Look at this picture I drew of you! Do you like it?"
"No."
"What did the chicken say when it crossed the road?"
"No."
"Please? I know this will make you laugh!"
"No."
"Just one guess, Starlight!"
"No."
"Want to be my partner for this trick I’m working on?"
"No."
"Are you ever going to say yes to Sunburst? He asks you out a lot!"
"No."
"Is it cause he's nerdy?"
"No."
"Do you want a cupcake?I made them myself!"
"No."
"You bring blueberry yogurt to our picnics a lot. Is it your favorite flavor?"
"No."
"Can you look over my spell for me? You're so much better at spells and stuff, it'd be a real help!"
"No."
"Twilight and Rainbow Dash and I are going to go see a movie tonight, want to come?"
"No."
"So this is my new cape...does it look cool?”
"No."
"This is my poster of Starswirl the Bearded! I got it signed when you guys resurrected him, remember?"
"No."
"Thanks for all the help yesterday, Starlight! I feel so much more prepared for my performance, don’t you want to watch?”
"No."
"Hey, Starlight, what do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?"
"No."
"Come on, just guesses something! I spent all night thinking this up!"
"No."
"It's a milkshake! Isn't that funny Starlight?"
"No."
"Hi, Starlight! Congrats on getting chosen to be Twilight’s pupil! Do you want any help?"
"No.”
"Oh. Are you doing okay?"
"No."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to-"
"No."
"Wow, Starlight, that dress looks amazing on you! What do you think of mine? I like the purple, don't you?"
"No."
"Starlight, the cake looks fantastic! Did you do it all yourself?"
"No."
"Want me to get you something to drink?"
"No."
"Has anyone told you that your really funny?"
"No."
"Uh... Do you want to have a picnic tomorrow?"
"No."
"At all? Or just with someone else in mind?"
"No."
"Hey! I saw you practicing spells with Sunburst! Do you know how long he’s staying here for?”
"No."
"You like him, don't you?"
"No."
“Not even more than friends?”
“No.”
"Wow, you're going to be in a baking competition? That's so cool! Can I come?"
"No.”
"Good morning, Starlight ! Are the results from the competition out yet? Did you win?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, I'm sure you did great, there's no reason to worry!"
"No."
"Oh. Oh. Umm, do... do you want a hug?"
"No."
"Hey, Twilight and I are going to go to the coffee shop. Want to come?"
"No."
"Are you sure? Might help to get your mind off of the competition?"
"No."
"Alright, let me know if you change your mind!"
"No."
"Winter is near! Aren’t you excited?"
"No."
"We should hang out tomorrow!"
"No."
"Hi, Starlight! It's great to see you again! It feels like we haven't seen each other in forever, doesn't it?"
"No."
"Did you miss me?"
"No."
"You can't fool me! I can tell you missed me!"
"No."
"Have you been practicing any new spells lately?"
"No."
"Hey, Starlight , listen to this! A stallion-"
"No."
"Just this once! A stallion walks into a bar and says-"
"No."
"One of these days I'm going to get you to laugh!"
"No."
"Oh no, it's raining! Do you have an umbrella?"
"No."
"Want to borrow mine?”
"No."
"But it's... aren't you scared of getting a cold?"
"No."
"Well, is it a far walk to Twilight’s castle?"
"No."
"Great! Then I'll walk with you!"
"No."
"Whew, finally! You didn't get too wet, did you?"
"No."
"That's good. I guess I'll head home now, see you tomorrow!"
"No."
"Starlight, really, it's fine. I'll just walk home!"
"No."
"Hey, Starlight, have you heard the one about the-"
"No."
"This one is really funny, though!"
"No."
"Okay, but you gotta promise me that you'll let me finish the next one!"
"No."
"Starlight, are you cold? Do you want to borrow my sweater?"
"No."
"Can I have my sweater back?"
"No."
"The Magic Festival is coming up! Do you want to go with me and the others?"
"No."
"Look, cotton candy! Want some?"
"No."
"Starlight, let's play a game!”
"No."
“Starlight please!”
“No.”
"Hey, Starlight, I was wondering... Umm, do you want to go to a movie tomorrow? With me?"
"No."
"Do you want to split a popcorn?”
"No."
"Starlight, it's fine, I can pay for it. I invited you out after all."
"No."
"Thanks for coming with me Starlight, it was a lot of fun! I hope we can do this again sometime!"
"No."
"Are you doing anything this weekend?"
"No."
"Hey, I know it's kind of cheesy, but I brought you some flowers. Do you like them?"
"No."
“Did you do anything today?”
“No.”
“Er...where you sleeping then?”
“No.”
"Is it okay if I hold your hoove?"
"No."
"Hey, Starlight, what did the prince say to the princess?"
"No."
"You promised!"
"No."
"Just guess!"
"No."
"It said, 'I love you'! Know what the princess said?"
"No."
"The princess said, 'I love you too!''right?"
"No."
"But you love me for real though?”
"Yes."
