Following the events of her last two stories and her—much un-warranted—incarceration, Batsy Fluftentuft the Magnificent devises her latest and most daring escape. Through the bathroom window and into town to, uh, I don’t know, get laid or something. I’m just making this up as I go along, all right?

Based on this magnificent beast by ocalhoun

Big thank you to Samey90, and Shardikku for help with editing.