My family Tails

by Dimond Rainbow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Vice-Principal Luna, Original Character, Random, Equestria Girls, Principal Celestia, Main 7 (EqG), Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 7132

I will tell you a tale of my life but also my friends and family's. I will pass on before many of my deandands but my dear friend moon shall tell you the rest. But for now I Dimond Rainbow will.

I will tell you a tale of my life but also my friends and family's. From the birth of my aunt's daughters to Nightingail's journy across the world! I will pass on before nightingail though so in which my dear friend moon being imortal shall tell you all after my passing. Dimond rainbow. But that's a while, for now it's just me, I started this journaling at my 18th birthday, and hope to last long enough to write at least about my great, great granddaughters, though I doubt it. For now I guess I should let you read.

Published 2018-02-21 17:30:12 UTC
Last updated 2018-02-28 23:44:04 UTC

My aunt's trio

Hey over here! Yeah right here, Hi My name is Dimond rainbow I'm going to tell you the story of my life. And well I'm not just going to tell you about me I'm going to tell you about my family and how everything in my life went down! Like the time my friends and I found four little fillies on our friends door step! Or when my family had a throw down and we met more of our family members! Either way we had a good life! I have light pink skin and slightly wavy rainbow hair it's mostly straight through but I have a few curls in random places so you know what I look like!

My aunt's trio!

My aunt Tia (real name Celestia) just came home from work which was across the street (she is the principal of Canterlot high school).

She sat down her bag and relaxed on her sofa, she took off her heals and massaged her feet before getting back up and making her way to her room to put on less formal clothes. She picked out a simple purple and white striped sweater and some deep purple slacks and made her way back down stairs, she grabbed her hand bag and car keys. She started up her golden yellow comfortable and drove through the town from her home in Canterlot city to Crystal city.

She was driving to Crystal city to pick up her son from school. Once she got there she stepped out of the car and almost fell over when a little person grabbed her leg and squeezed it. "MOMMY!" The little boy shouted still clinging to her leg.

No matter how many times it happened it still shocked her, once he let go of her leg she picked him up and hugged him tightly. "Hello my little one how was school today?" She asked him only to get an earful.

"I got to paint a picture with my hands! And I also got three gold stars and we had chocolate pudding and chocolate milk at snack time!" He said, bouncing off the walls result of having so much sugar at snack time.

"Wow all that in one day?" She asked trying to sound amused she wasn't the best mother but she managed and she felt glad that she only had one child to deal with.

"So shall we head home Chaos?" She asked setting him down on the ground and opening the door for him to get in the back seat.

"Ok mama, can we go to the park though?" He asked as he climbed in to the back seat and began buckling himself in his car seat. Celestia leaned in and straightened out is straps and then got in the front seat and turned the car on.

She just drove most of the way to her house not asking her son about his day as she usually did. "Mama? Are you ok?" Chaos asked worry in his voice.

Celestia was jerked from her thoughts by her son's voice, her face felt hot and wet she brought her hand up to her cheeks and brushed away a few stray tears. "Oh! Oh it's nothing I'm fine I'm just stressed." She said trying to sound calm.

"Oh. Can we go to the park?!" Chaos asked his smile growing, Celestia sighed.

"Alright."

"Yea! Can we also get pizza too?" He asked putting on his best puppy dog face.

She thought about this for a moment. "Hmmmmmmm I guess pizza wouldn't be too bad and it would be a good time to break the news to him. But what if he throws a fit? Well I guess you just need to throw it all on the line and hope for the best."

"Alright and how about we rent a movie to watch tonight?" She asked him as they pull up to the park.

"YEAH CAN I PICK!? PLEASE?!" Chaos asked as he jumped out of the car and raced off towards the swings and slides, Celestia made her way to a bench to where she could see the whole playground.

"Hey mama come play with me!" Chaos yelled as he ran towards her.

"Well I don't think I should..." She began.

"Oh come on mommy please?!" Chaos begged flashing her his best puppy dog face once again.

"Oh alright but we need to get going soon if we want to get some pizza before the store closes." Celestia said giving into her son's puppy dog face.

"YEAH!" He yelled as his mother was barely standing up he grabbed her hand and ran off towards the swings pulling her along behind him. Once they got to the swings he let go of her hand and jumped on one of the swings.

"Push me mommy!" He asked trying to get the swing to move.

All Celestia did was chuckle and walk to the other side and give his swing a gentle push and once he was satisfied she sat in the swing next to him and began swinging herself thoughts flooded her mind. "What if someone sees me like this on a swing and what if they recognize me? This could ruin my reputation." She pushed the thoughts aside and let herself laugh with her son as they swung.

"Catch me Mommy!" He said jumping off of the swings and running out into a field near the park.

"Oh alright here I come!" She said getting off the swing and chasing him around letting him escape her grasp just for his enjoyment.

She tackled him and tickled him making him burst out laughing causing her to laugh along with him. "HHNAHANAAHAAANAHAAANAHANA! MAMA STOP! THAT TICKLES!" He said trying to calm himself down.

She stopped and stood up brushing her clothes off and then Chaos did the same. "NOW LET'S GET PIZZA!" Chaos exclaimed, Celestia couldn't help but smile only her son saw her act goofy otherwise she would be serious around others.

"YES PIZZA!" She yelled picking him up like a football and running towards the car Chaos laughing all the way.

When they were eating pizza Chaos struggled to eat his pizza because of the size of the slices Celestia saw this and seeing him struggle she copied his actions making him smile he then tried to eat his pizza like his mother did. After they finished their pizza she became rather quite. "Um Chaos I need to tell you something..." Celestia began trying to sound happy about the whole thing.

"Yeah Muma?" He asked mouthful of food.

"Well I I'm pre... Pregnant..." Celestia said, Chaos just smiled unlike Celestia expected him to react she expected him to throw a fit or be confused but instead he just sat there and smiled at his mother.

"Does this mean I'm gonna be a big brother?" He asked still smiling.

Celestia blinked a few times before focusing on her son. "So you're not mad in the slightest bit at mama?" She asked still confused by his actions.

"No why would I be mad, Timber told me that his mommy told Ink rose that and her brothers and then a little while later they had Carmel corn and then when they told Carmel corn a few years later was when his mommy was pregnant with him." Chaos said calmly like it was no big deal.

Celestia blinked a few times again her three and a half year old never ceded to amaze her. "You know let's go get a movie and head home." She said still in shock by how her son was acting.

And so they did Chaos picked out a movie titled 'Spiderman and batman Beyond the city's' after it finished she carried her sleeping son to bed and tucked him in, giving the young boy a quick kiss on the head she turned off the lights and made her way to her room climbing into her own bed trying to push things out of her head so she could sleep but to no avail she tossed and turned all night when the next morning came, her hair was a wild mess but she didn't care to much as she walked down stairs and fixed herself some coffee according to Luna as soon as she had coffee she was her perky happy self even her hair seemed to tame itself.

Chaos soon came thundering down the stairs and jumped up on the barstool and looked at his mother her usually tame hair was sticking up in random places and her shirt was half off of her shoulder. "Um good morning mama?" He asked baffled by his mother's look.

"Mornin sweetie." She said with a yawn. She took a norther sip of her coffee and asked Chaos if he wanted breakfast.

"Yeah, can I help too?" He asked hoping off of the stool and moving it closer than her mother and climbing back up sitting next to her.

They sat in silence for a while only the sound of Celestia sipping her coffee could be heard. "So. Pancakes?" She asked smiling at her son who sat next to her at the counter.

"Yeah." He said and so Celestia did she made some pancake batter and poured in some chocolate chips into the mix and then poured it on to the griddle.

"Mom?" Chaos asked as his mother took pancakes from the pan to a plate.

"Yes." She said flipping another pancake in the pan.

"Can we put frosting on our pancakes and sprinkles?" He asked, Celestia sighed thinking it over for a moment.

"You know what you can put whatever you want on your pancake sweetheart." She said giving him a quick smile before retuning her attention back to the stove Chaos sat at the island counter and waited for his mother to place food at the counter. She soon turned the stove off and then placed a plate in front of him and one where she sat across from him and the plate contain the pancakes and then she began rummaging around in the cupboards and fridge before she placed an assortment of sweets and toppings on the counter in a haphazard manner.

"Take your pick." Celestia said still not sitting down as she refilled her coffee cup and filling Chaos a cup of milk and then sat them on the table and then finally sitting down.

Chaos poured an assortment of toppings on top of his pancakes, Celestia did the same but put them in a more orderly fashion. After they finished their breakfast Celestia put their dishes in the sink and then put away the toppings and such.

"Mama Can we have a pajama day?" Chaos asked it was Saturday and the weather outside wasn't the most pleasant so going outside wouldn't really be an option.

"You know what I think that that's an excellent Idea but let's at least fix our hair and brush our teeth." Celestia said giving her son a smile, he jumped off of the stool and fallowed his mother upstairs to the bathroom to fix their hair and brush their teeth.

Chaos combed his messy hair and put some hair gel and slicked his hair to the side as his mother combed her hair till it shone like the sun itself.

Afterwards they went back down stairs Celestia sat down on the couch and Chaos sat next to her and snuggled in next to her. Celestia turned on the TV and flipped it to a cartoon station for Chaos, She pulled down a blanket from the back of the couch and tucked her and Chaos in as they sat snuggled together. "Mama Can you read to me? Please?" Chaos asked after a while.

"Sure what do you want me to read you?" Celestia asked her son who was still snuggled up to her.

"Hmmm I want you to tell me a story!" He said looking up at his mother with a smile Celestia was quite for a moment before she spoke.

"Ok what kind of story would you like me to tell you?" Chaos thought for a moment before answering.

"I want you to tell me about when I was little."

"But you still are little!" Celestia exclaimed looking at her son worry across her features.

"I mean when I was really little! So I know what to expect with your baby." He said gently poking her midsection.

"Oh well you were a little cute pain in the neck!" Celestia said chuckling as memories of her sons early years flooded her mind.

"You know once you ran around with your pants on you head like a wild child, And then another time when you were younger I took you to work and then you ran around the school for almost the whole day before Luna and I found you." Celestia said letting another chuckle escape her.

"Really? Was I that bad?" Chaos asked eyes large and staring up at his mother.

"Yes you were a wild child. And a little after I had you thought it was funny to cry all night and once I'd get you to quiet down and I could finally get some sleep my alarm would start blaring and then you would start crying again. It was like that for two whole months after you were born." Celestia said grinning at the memory.

Chaos just looked up at his mother wide eyed. "Yes you were a trouble maker but I still Love you a lot." Celestia said nuzzling her son's hair and giving him a kiss on the crown of his head.

Time came and went and in the past eight and a half month's Celestia's belly ballooned out she found out that she was expecting triplet girls. She told the rest of the family which we all accepted it I thought it was pretty cool! My aunt Luna was the most skeptical about the whole thing in fact she was the ONLY one to have concerns about it.

"Tia will you please tell me who the father is?!" Luna asked that day at work when they were on their lunch break.

"Luna if I wanted you to know I would tell you." Celestia said calmly as she took another bite of her salad.

"TIA! Please I promise not to tell if you just tell me." Luna pleaded with her sister again.

"Wuna, I weally don't wemember." Celestia said once again though she had some chicken in her mouth which made her sound off.

"Really Sister, How many men are in your life?" Luna asked sarcastically raising her eye brows.

"Luna I'm not talking to you any more on this." Celestia said sternly.

"Oh, Tia will you just tell me!?" Luna half yelled.

"Luna I'm not going to talking to you on this!" Celestia yelled slamming her hands down on the table Luna jumped back in her seat.

"Fine if you insist to be so secretive." Luna said as she left the room to continue her lunch in her own office.

Celestia let out a sigh after her sister left, the lunch bell rang and she heard the commotion of after lunch rush outside her office. She rubbed her stomach which didn't bulge as much as she expected unlike when she was pregnant with Chaos her stomach budged out like a lot! "Oh I can't wait till you three are here..." Celestia whispered as she was leaning back in her office chair. She closed her eyes and relaxed in her chair before a knock was heard at her door nearly causing her to fall off.

"Wahhh! ERr um come in." She said after a moment.

I opened the door and walked in carrying a large box and plopped it down on the desk and collapsed down in the chair near the desk. I gasped for air not realizing how heavy the box was before I brought it in. "Hi principal Celestia." I gasped still breathing heavily.
"Umm what's in the box?" Celestia asked confused by the fact that I placed such a large box on her desk.
"Stuff." I said trying still to catch my breath.

"What kind of stuff?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

"Baby stuff almost every club in school worked together to make that stuff, You got clothes from the fashionistas, Baby books from the teckys, baby foods from the eco kids, and from us girls you got teething biscuit mixes from Pinkie and Aj, Baby clothes from Rarity, Baby story's written and illustrated by Inkrose, Baby toys from Fluttershy, Rainbow dash, and Sunsetshimmers, and some lullaby's sung and written by yours truely and there's probably like way more boxes like this in the gym." I said proudly.

"Wait really?" She asked looking at me in shock.

" Oh yes the whole school had a baby drive for you." I said.

"Wow all of this for me?" She asked still not believing me.

"Oh of course you're the best Principal any of us could ask for! Your kind, generous, honest, you listen when we have problems, you the best principal and you the best aunt and your gonna be an even better mom!" I said with a smile.

"Oh before I forget Vice Principal Luna wants you to come to the gym."

"Really?" She asked eye's still rather big.

"Yep Come on." I said getting up and then helping her up smiling at what was in the gym.

I opened the doors to the gym and walked in to the dark room. "Why are the lights off?!" Celestia asked sounding slightly worried.

"Oh hang on just a minute," I said readying myself to hide and turn the lights on and yell SURPISE!

"Ok I found the switch and lights in three, two, one!" That was all it took I turned on the lights and everyone jumped up and yelled.

"SURPISE! CONGATULATION PIRNCAPUL CELESTIA!"

"Wha wha... Is this all for me?!" She asked eye's the size of coffee cups.

"Congarts Tia!" Luna half yelled giving her sister a quick hug and pat on the shoulder.

Almost every student walked over to the Principal and hugged her, shook her hand or just a congratulation.

"We're all so happy for you Principal."

"Congrates!"

"I can't wait to meet them I'm sure they'll be just like you."

"Thank you and I hope so." Celestia said just then a small black, red, teal, green, and cream colored blur ran up to her and hugged her leg.

"HIMOMMY!" The boy yelled quickly.

"C-chaos? What are you doing here I thought you were supposed to be in school?!" Celestia asked dumb struck that her son was out of school.

"That was my doing Tia." Luna said as a young boy with deep blue skin and charcoal black hair and green eyes held her hand.

"Let me guess you also gave him sugar?" She asked placeing her hands on her hips.

"Um n-no that was me..." Timber muttered he was the least enterjentic out of her five children.

"I shared some of my chocolates from school with him."

"Ah that would explain it, you know I'm not mad at you Tim, Just don't give him candy without asking your mom or me ok?" Celestia said kneeling down to the young boy's level, He was only five years older than Chaos so they were the youngest boys in the family.

"So do you like it?" Two thirteen year old girls with curled hair asked.

"Hahaaaha Yes thank you Carmel corn and Skyla." Celestia said smiling giving her two nieces a quick hug, they ran off in their party slash school clothes. It all made sense to Celestia why her sister put on a more formal suit that morning and why the girl's backpacks looked fuller.

"I kind of wish Blaze and Ice could be here..." Celestia sighed remembering her oldest nephews who were in the military.

"As do I sister as do I..." Luna said letting a small tear roll down her cheek.

"Oh Luna..." Celestia said bringing her sister away from the crowd and brought her into a tight hug well as tight as you can with baby bump, Luna sobbed into her older sisters shoulder, she hadn't heard from her husband, brother in law, or sons in over two years.

"I-I I miss them TIA!" Luna Sobbed into her sisters shoulder finally letting out all of her pent up emotion and just cried.

"Shshsh It's ok Luna I got you..." Celestia whispered once her sister started to calm down, once she was fully calm.

"Oh Tia I'm taking you away from your party! Come on there's one last surprise." Luna said leading her sister back to the gym.

"Luna what more could there be?" Celestia asked as she fallowed her little sister through the halls.

"Oh you'll see." Luna said with a smirk as they entered the gym.

Some students pulled a curtain off of something and there stood the rest of the boxes I mentioned earlier, but I didn't tell her about the other surprise on the boxes themselves! Painted on the boxes by CHS' very best artists was a gigantic picture that she had taken the weekend prior, It was a picture of Celestia and Chaos at CHS' Spring fling Celestia wore a white dress that hugged her upper body and flowed loosely from the thigh down she had on a gold belt with a small sun buckle and matching necklace and earrings to top it all off she had a golden flower called a sunlilly it was one of her favorites, Chaos wore a red suit with a black tie and a green vest over his teal dress shirt his hair was slicked back he had a small sunlilly attached to the breast pocket of his coat it meant he was his mother's date, like most student's did they wore a matching flower to their date, The picture was of her holding him her hair loosely braided. "I-I Luna I don't know what to say it's just so so perfect! Thank you Luna!" Celestia half cried hugging her sister over whelmed by the gesture.

"Well you could acsept the gift." Luna said.

"Why did you do it on boxes Auntie?" Chaos asked her.

"Well we stacked up the boxes with the gifts from the students and teachers and it seemed bland so I asked our artists to paint that picture of you and Celestia, and then well we showed it to you." Luna said. After the party died down every one went home and well maybe the party was too much excitement for Celestia because that night her water broke and she was rushed to the hospital!

We weren't allowed to see her till the next morning which scared poor Chaos. He was afraid that he wouldn't see his mother again I should know he held me that night and cried his little heart out. "Chaos, Luna she'll see you now." The doctor said as he led Luna and Chaos off, He held on to his aunt for dear life when Luna lightly knocked on the door.

"Can we come in?" She asked and Celestia almost out of instinct said.

"Come in." Luna walked over and pulled a seat for her to sit on, Chaos buried his face in her hair and shirt.

"So what are their names Tia?" Luna asked seeing her sister hold three small bundles one in a golden blanket and the other one in a deep purple and lastly one wrapped in pink.

"The one in Gold is Goldy she was born first, and the one in purple is Starswirl second oldest, and then there's Solena in pink she's the youngest." Celestia said with a content sigh.

"Those are lovely names Tia." Luna said brushing some of her sister's stray hairs behind her ear.

"So where's my little big man?" Celestia asked seeing her son buried in his aunt's hair. He peeked up from his aunt's shoulder and peeked at his mother and what she was holding.

"Would you like to see your sisters Chaos?" Luna asked her nephew whose interest was peeking. All he did was nod and hop from his aunt's grasp and climbing up on the bed.

"Their little. Shouldn't they be bigger mommy?" Chaos asked crawling up close to his mother.

"No babies are small sweetheart." Celestia chuckled.

"Oh well their cute so their ALL GIRLS?" Chaos asked gazing down at the tiny beings in her arms, Celestia chuckled and shifted around in the bed and got more comfortable and moved over so her son could see the tiny humans in her arms better.

"Yes Chaos, would you like to hold one of your sisters? Oh Luna do you want to bring in everyone in now its fine."

"Ok Tia at least I now you shouldn't punch anyone's faces in, or break their hand!" Luna said gesturing to her hand which had a small cast around it, Celestia only aloud Luna back in the room when she was giving birth, since Luna was the only one there she was the one who suffered at her sister's rage and pain.

The memory rang clear in Luna's mind and replayed itself as she walked out of the room leaving Celestia and Chaos alone with the newest members of the family.

FLASHBACK AUNT LUNA'S POV

*'Celestia screamed in pain griping the railing on the bed as she pushed. "Let it flow Tia I know it hurt's I've done it too, Just let it flow through you." I said standing near my older sister as she pushed and screamed in an effort for her daughters to enter the world.

This went on for hours before her first two daughters were born and all that was left was Solena who seemed to want to stay put. "RAAAAHG! I'M GONNA KILL HIM LUNA IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN I'LL KILL HIM!YAAAAAAAGH!" Celestia screamed as she pushed and crushed my hand in the process I heard a cracking noise figuring she broke my hand then at long last for both of us we heard a baby cry.'*

END FLASHBACK {Blame The father and Solena Luna that's all I got}

"You all can come back now." Luna said waving her hand at us, those of us who stayed awake like myself Inkrose, and my mother.

Skyla, Carmel corn and Timber slept soundly I didn't blame them it had been a long day and night. We entered the room and were greeted by the sound of giggles and gurgles. "You so cute Starswirl and Goldy yes you are yes yeah that's my cute widdle girls!" Celestia cooed at her oldest daughters while her son made silly faces at Solena Chaos stood on a chair while his mother bent over and continued to coo at the new-borns.

We all started snickering at the sight but still went unnoticed by them. I finally burst out laughing and held my sides at the sight in front of me, It was hard not to I was used to seeing a powerful stern yet kind woman who was serious about almost everything she did but then to see her cooing at babies it was just too much!

She turned around and faced she turned us so quickly that her hair flipped into her face causing me to laugh even more and then Inkrose joined me and put her hand my back. "How long have you been there?" She asked looking scared and well mortified that she had been caught out of her normal character.

Luna and my mother struggled not to burst out laughing as well but instead they snickered like a they had just heard the funniest joke ever. "Hahna 'you so cute star swirl and goldy yes you are yes yeah that's my cute widdle girls' hanahna we've been here long enough!" I laughed trying to imperonate my aunt.

causing my aunt Luna and mother to start laughing. My aunt Tia's face turned red at this. "ER well just don't tell anyone what happens in this room stays in this room."

"You got it they're pretty cute I can see why you were cooing over them I mean just look at those widdle faces!" My mom said smiling at the little babies.

Author's Note

So, my first story here! I hope you all like this, and well don't hate! and enjoy I guess.

Appleshy kids

Appleshy kids

I walked though school after my last class for the day, My freind Rarity was picking us up and taking us out for a friday treat like always. I ran outside before my ex could ambush me and flirt with me.

"Over here Dimo!" Rainbow dash called to me once I was out side.

"Hey Dash thanks for waiting for me." I said as we walked over to a crowded catilac where Rarity and the rest of my friends were.

"Oh hello darling." Rarity said with a wave of her hand we all piled into her car and drove off.

Almost to our favorate frozen yogurt place Fluttershy started complaining about being sick. "You don't feel hot maybe your just tired I mean you work so hard at the shelter maybe your just really tired." Inkrose said rubbing Fluttershys back.

"Yes I agree why don't we stop over there and you go get somthing and I'll refill my gas tank." Rarity said pulling off to a gas station and stepping out.

I led Fluttershy inside and grabbed her some stuff and handed it to her. She went into the bath room and said she was going to wash up I handed some money to the guy behind the desk and walked out. "Well hows Shy?" Rainbow asked right as Fluttershy walked out with a gulty look on her face.

"Well are you ok?" Pinkie pie asked.

"I don't know.." Fluttershy said as she got into the car Apple jack frowned just a bit and looked over Fluttershy knowing that what ever it was it was troubling the pour girl.

"Oh come now sugar cube ya can tell us." Apple jack said with a smile.

"Uh um well if I tell you all you have to promise not to freak out or get mad or anything else." Fluttershy said with uncertain athority in her voice.

"Promise!" We all said at once.

"Um well ok I er I guess that um well I'm Pregnant..." Fluttershy wishpered out. We all gasped and blinked a few times but Apple jack and Rainbow dash colappsed on the floor of the car.

"Um well darling we're happy for you but how did this happen?" Rarity asked still not believing what she was hearing.

"I think I know you all remember that crazy party that Soarin had at his place well he spiked the punch I for one am glad I left early. I got kinda cringy once I was home..." Inkrose said Cringing at the meory of the crazy party I shook my head and shivered at the memory of the all to wild party.

(FLASH BACK)

I took another gulp of punch and began shaking my booty in the face of a boy who I had no idea but I was.

*"Ugh, Woah hey Dimond I'm heading home I don't feel very good..." My cuzin Inkrose grumbled stumbling around a little lot.

"FINE I'M GOO-OO-OOD!" I said in a drunken singy song voice.

"Woooo!" A girl my age with light hair like cotten candy and butter toned skin yelled dancing on the lap of one of the guys. my mind was a hazy blur, maybe the punch... or the kick.*

I wasn't mad that the men were getting grabby but I wasn't too happy either. The rest of the night was a drunken blur.

When I woke up I discovered what my parents and aunts and uncle meant when they said they were 'Hung over'. I pulled my tired body off of my ex. "Great!" I thought sarcasticly. I looked the room over and saw 75% of the girls were gone and maybe 5 guys were gone.

I saw the butter skinned girl laying atop a large boy with sunset orange hair half naked. I just looked away and grabbed my hand bag making sure I still had all of my items and grabbed my shirt off of a boy and put it and got out of there as quick as I could. since my head still hurt and was to fuzzy to know much of anything. And I really hope my parents never read this...

I grabbed a bus and flipped through my galery on my phone and deleted some of the picture.

*The one that was the easiest to get rid of was a picture of Flash... Groping my chest. Another one was of three men kissing me at once. And I won't even try to reimgain the rest. BLECH! I think my Bubble gum pink cheeks were redder than my Cousin's Inkrose's hair the whole way home.*

"Well that means the father could be thirty different guys." Sunsetshimmer said after a moment I grabbed my phone and flipped through my gallery till I found a picture from the party I crossed off all the girls and guys that left early since Fluttershy had more punch than the rest of us that went I asked her if she remembered.

She rembered something but Apple jack pointed to a boy picture. "Tell me that ain't ma brother!"

"It is he well might be the you know." Flutter shy wishpered out Apple jack and Rainbow dash let out a sigh of relief and Hugged Flutter shy.

"That's a relief I though that it might have been a lame jok." Rainbow dash said with a smile. We picked up our yogurts and drove off Rarity droped us off at our houses and drove home.

The next day Fluttershy met Big Mac in the park and she broke the news to him. "Wel uh that's pretty big news Flutters." Big Mac said scratching the back of his head.

"I know and well I'm sorry Mac." Fluttershy said refusing to look him in the eyes.

"Well um Would ya'll still be um you know my wife." Big mac asked taking Fluttershy's hand in his and holding out a small ring Fluttershy nodded her head and huged big Mac tightly.

So I don't want to bore you with all the details but their having twins! And Big mac bought them a huge old sort of bed and breakfast place and turned it into an amazing house down stairs has a cool bedroom for all of us an amazing shed in the back yard and he made the cutest nursery ever! And so anywho she had a boy and a girl Minasota and Apple Dumplin and well I'm gonna skip ahead a while to our next adventure!

Author's Note

Ok this one was short but hey, can't top 'em all right? Enjoy and R/R! I'm out

Break bounus chapter: D.T.D. Don't Tell Dimond!

Here your go Carmel just don't tell-

I know D.T.D. Don't tell Dimond, don't worry I won't.

Ok, enjoy I have to get it back before she finds out on Monday morning, k?

Yeah, yeah, I get it! Later Skyla!

Later.

This might be pointless but anyways... My name is Carmel Corn, and yada, yada, my older Cousin writes in the crazy teal journal, so, we'll never forget what has happened but we, myself, Timber, and Skyla, feel offed that she never really writes about myFamily, something to do with nothing happening that's interesting or something lame like that.
So yeah... I better stop writing this before Dimond finds out I took it...

four years ago

I sat in my big brothers' rooms playing on their PSX.
I'm not supposed to be in here, but, mom and daddy wouldn't get us another PS, so, Timber and I would sneak in here, with the help of our big sister, Inkrose.

Timber and I sat on the floor playing 'Petz4', I was loosing badly to him.

"Player 2, Lumberjack and waffles, have beaten CC and candy corn!" The game system said and I tossed the controller down in anger.

"How come every time I play with you, you beat me?!" I yelled at Timber who shrugged, he might just be four but he was smart! too smart...

"Mom! Dad! We're back from Aunt Caddie's!" Blaze and Ice's voice rang out loudly in the house. Timber and I looked at each other and then rushed around the room making it look that we were never here.

I grabbed the pillows and tossed them on the beds, Timber shut off the PSX and then we grabbed our snack and dashed out of their like madmen!

"Ugh, mom! The brats were in our room again!" Ice whined. We peaked out of our playroom and I stuck my tongue out at my oldest brother. He did the same and gave us the finger, I wrinkled my nose and stuck my tongue out yet again at Ice.

"Ice how many times have I told you, your brother and Sister are not, and I'll say it yet again to get it through your thick head young man, NOT! BRATS!" Mom yelled from her office, it being summer meant she didn't have to work, fully, she still had some paperwork and other grown up stuff.

"But it's-"

"Ice do not make me come out of my office! I'm really busy right now, and you young man will be grounded if you keep this up! Understood!" Mom yelled down the hall. She treated us all the same, well ok Punishing was different, we didn't get grounded, and Inkrose, Ice, and Blaze didn't get... Spankings.... We only got them if we were really bad, but well never mind...

"They can play in your room as long as they don't make a mess, ok?" Daddy called up the steps.

"But dad! They might break our PSX! He's four and she's nine! and we really like playing on-" Blaze started saying, but Inkrose cut him off her face still glued to the math book in her hands.

"I was watching them and they were very respectful of your guys' stuff."

Ice gave her a deadpan look. "How the heck can you focus on anything else when your reading that damn math book Inky?"
"OW!" Ice rubbed his head where mom's paper hit him. She walked down the stairs, Coffee cup in one hand and paperwork in the other.

"I do it all the time. Something I wish you all would have inherited." Mom said, stepping over my puppy 'Candy' and Inkrose's cat 'Pager' all the while her eyes not leaving the paper in front of her.

I stared at mom as she went into the kitchen, and then looked up at my big brother pleadingly.
"Pretty please?~ We'll be good Ice! We promise!" Timber and I made huge puppy dog eyes at our biggest brother.

"Aw..." He groaned sliding a hand down his face.

"You bra- guys, promise not to ruin anything right?"

We both nodded.

"and you'll not bug me if I let you guys play?"

another nod.

another groan this time from both boys.

we played with them for a few hours, and Timber even bested Blaze and Ice, who held some of the highest scores for the few games for their PSX.

Dad went into the Attic then called all of us down stairs to the living room, even mommy!

we all came downstairs, sat on the living room floor, couches, or chairs while Daddy Opened some really, and I mean REALLYdusty, box.

Then he took out some big books, and Blew the dust off.

Blaze and mom coughed as they inhaled some dust.

"Oh, heh... Sorry Lu..." Dad said, mom just glared at him.

He sat down and opened up the book calling all us over. We gathered around and looked at it.

Inside there were some letters and stuff and a few pictures.

"Who is that Mommy?" Timber asked pointing to the lady in the picture, from my angle I couldn't see much.

She had a pretty long white dress, long hair kinda like mom's but just a bit shorter, and come to think of it the lady looked just like mom!

"That's your father and I, on our wedding day." she said pointing to the picture. they looked really great in the picture.

A collective 'cool' was heard from most of us, except Ice and Blaze who made a gagging sound. Inkrose backhanded the sides of their heads making them rub the spot of attack.

"You should be glad they got married, if they didn't you guys wouldn't have ever been born. Then we wouldn't even be talking about you guys currently, and then I ask you guys, is it still 'blech'?" Inkrose asked in her mature way. Their shoulders dropped and they looked at each other, and then at the ground.

"no..." they both said, and we wouldn't have known if their mouths didn't move.

Dad flipped to another picture and this one was of mom and dad, mom was holding something but I didn't know what, but it looked like my siblings except teeny tiny versions of them.

"And this is you three after you were born." Dad said as mom rubbed her midsection.

"Ah! I remember how you loved to kick as hard as you could... I still have those awful stretch marks... But I love all my oldest babies still." Mom hugged each of my oldest siblings and kissed their heads. Blaze and Ice got red in the face and Inkrose just let it come. Then a hug came to Timber and I got the same treatment. I groaned and pulled away from all the affection I received and Timber just giggled and returned them.

We were growing tired after long hours of chatter and everything.

I was only just awake enough to know what was going on.

And after a while mom picked up Timber, then me, and Dad carried Blaze and Ice up at the same time, then he picked up Inkrose.

We all were tucked in and put to bed.

it was a normal Saturday for us, us Crystals.

Author's Note

And that is what a day was for us, and still is.
CARMEL CORN!!!!!!!!

heh, heh... I'm so dead...

I'm going to calmly say this once... You are. SO. BUSTED! CC! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR GRUBBY FORM!!!!!!!