Applejack's Family Bonding

Heading for the door, you grab your hat and comb your mane a little, excited to feel like a real grown-up part of the family. You're just about to reach through the door when suddenly it begins.

-Whump. Whump. Whump.-

What the hell is that? Pressing an ear to the door, you strain to make out what lies on the other side. You hear a mix of squeaking and soft thuds, punctuated b-by uh...

Oh god, your parents are having sex in their room, right next to you. Opening the door, you step outside and begin to make your way out, timing your footfalls with the percussive noise your your parents getting it on a grimace plastered across your face. You quickly step your way down the stairs and get the hell out of there, trotting off towards Sweet Apple Acres at Mach speeds.

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Yeesh. Let's get to Down Home Jubilation