Hey Guys, I'm Gay and Can You Touch my Ass?
Big Macintosh decided that he was gay. There was nothing he could do about it. It was just the decision he wanted to make for himself. He always looked at those stallions and watched them with their glistening horse muscles shimmering like vampires melting in the wind. Because of this, Big Macintosh opened the door to the kitchen of Sweet Apple Acres and predominantly cried his sexual preference to the family eating breakfast.
"I'm fucking gay" said Big Macintosh. His giant horse cock slapped Applebloom in the face, sailing her to the ground.
They all stood around eating their food in quiet without a word. Even the youngest Applebloom ate like a pig with her food strewn across the dirty floor like some hog feed.
"Did you hear me, I'm gay..." he twiddled his hooves nervously, sweat drooped from his brow.
Applebloom continued to scarf down the food down her gullet, squealing like a hog that needed to eat her meal. Applejack placed her hat down and smiled at her big brother.
"It was pretty obvious Big Mac, we saw you jerking off in acres when Filthy Rich came around and he saw you too which was incredibly embarrassin'"
Big Macintosh hid under the table because he was afraid of the truth that he could not handle.
"My Twinkle Time was... Seen!?" he said shuffling under the table, some more.
"But, I swore no pony could see me tearing it down by Filthy Rich's mature boi pussy, which shined under the sunlight"
"We all did, and it was something that almost gave me a heart attack", said Granny Smith taking in a piece of apple pancake with her fork. "And its worse off that my only grandson is a fruity, but I'll accepts it anyways".
"Fucking faaaaaaaaag" said Soarin outside the window. Every pony in the kitchen looked at him as he made his stupid smug satisfied expression. "Also, I'm in love with your grandson mam".
Every pony sighed a bothered cry except Big Macintosh himself. "You had to get with that flamboyant Pie eater!" said Granny Smith angrily. "I'll never forget when he told-"
"I'll say the goddamn flash back, it was what happened to me after all!" said Applejack disturbed. "Achem, so I was selling the pie to Soarin in the Gala and he is like REALLY into that apple pie, which I thought was about me and eating my fucking pie and so when I came onto him all brunt like, he told ME he was fucking gay and that I was the first pony he had told!"
Applebloom then made a pig squeal.
"So, after that fucking mess, I scoffed and he told me he doesn't date lesbians the bastard..." said Applejack with a sad pout.
Suddenly, Soarin sneaked his big fat cock up Big Macintosh's butthole. "Hey there lover boy" he said while Big Mac reeled at the mass.
"Oh yea? You think you can just do a sneak attack on me little man?" said Big Mac. He turned around and slapped his big thing against Soarin, landing it across his face.
Then, Soarin raised his cock in the air and deflected the cock assault from Big Macintosh's massive dong. The two then started making laser sounds as their cocks started crossing each other, each desperately trying to smack each other with each other's penis.
"Oh Celestia Damnit Big Mac, not in the kitchen you asshole!" said Applejack as cocks started slapping around in the kitchen. "This is a sacred apple place, and were eating, get OUT!"
Penises slapped onto the cupboards, the plates, the fridge, and Applejack's plate of apple pancakes. The two sword fighters paused their fighting, their dicks held aloft. They saw the steam flowing out of Applejack's ears and the black iris forming around her eyes.
"Get... OUT!" she said with a raised hoof to the door.
Big Macintosh and Soarin held each other in fear with their dicks flopping on the floor like two sausages encased in bean bags. They ran out of the kitchen and Big Macintosh tripped over his cock, sending him flying through the door with him. Soarin ran out with his dick shuffling behind him, leaving a trail of urine from being spooked. He picked up the door from Big Macintosh on his rear end and slammed it on the hinges to whence it came.
"Fuuu, that was a close one Big Mac" said Soarin. "Now we just gotta get these dicks to normal size".
Big Macintosh stood up and trotted next to Soarin and in perfect synchronization, started screaming and flexing their muscles. Suddenly, at the same time their dicks grew three times smaller that day to normal size. They gave breaths of exhaustion before trotting off to the sunset together.
Haha no.
Big Macintosh neared Soarin and kissed him on his chest as he stood defenseless against his loving assault. His phallus grew large and pronounced at the touch of Soarin's lips against his body. Soarin grasped it and sucked the tip of it with his tongue, circling around the urethra with his warmth. Liquid seeping out of his wetness, before he engulfed the mass into his throat. Big Mac moaned in ecstasy, his cock felt tight inside Soarin's welcoming gullet. Big Macintosh pushed into Soarin's male love hole and grunted with the ferocity of a baboon gone mad.
The two went at it for several hours, there sexual hunger unsatisfied by the count of sperm being unleashed onto themselves. They lay in the hay, there butt's covered in sticky seed, flowing out of their used anus's.
"Wow, that was amazing Big Mac, I love having gay sex with you".
Big Macintosh justly replied, "Why'sit gotta be gay sex my love, its just sex like any other".
"Hah, I might disagree with your opinion, but I'll fight you to the death for you to express it!" said Soarin cheerfully.
"That isn't suitable for negotiation!" said Big Mac, raising his massive dong once more.
"Oh yea!?"
"Wzzzzzzzzzzzzzz woooz wooooz wooooz wooooz".
"Pashear Pashoo! Pasha!"
As they imitated their sound effects, the two continued to clash in an epic battle of cock supremacy.
Author's Note
