God, that prank last week on AJ was so much fun! I thought as I nommed on the ultimate Sandwich combo of Tuna Mayonnaise. Shame I haven’t seen any antics come around that’d let me pull one over on another of my friends. I decided to toss some more feed into the fish pond, making sure I didn’t have them see my current lunch… when I saw a very familiar looking patchwork turtle.

Oooh… hehehehe… hahahaha! HAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA-woah, okay, tone it down… showtime.

“H-hello? Are you okay?” I say just loud enough for the two to hear. “W-why aren’t you m-moving? Are you…” I put my ear to it, giving a wink to the other turtle, that caught on and grew a look of ‘concern’ “*gasp* it has no heartbeat! But… but that means…” I poked it, causing the head to spring off, and I began to wail in sadness. “Nooo! Poor turtle! I’m so so-o-o-o-o-rry!!”

“Wait! Fluttershy!” Rainbow said as she and Pinkie rushed out of their hiding place. “It’s not a real turtle! It’s a toy! See?” she raised up the clearly not discreet hose.

“*fake as fuck sniffle* r-really?”

“Yeah! We’re sorry! It was just gonna squirt some water as a prank!” Pinkie admitted. “We weren’t gonna do it though, we know you wouldn’t like that…”

“You… *even faker as fucker rage* I have ONE thing to say to you two!” I growled as they backed up… then I smirked.

“Gotcha!” I cheered before descending into giggles of unstoppable cuteness.

“Man… we just got pranked, by Fluttershy!”

The two blinked, before proceeding to have a laugh at their expense too.

“That was a good one Fluttershy! Guess you’re not as sensitive as I assumed… sorry.”

“It’s okay, you two have fun with your pranking.” I say before picking up the fake turtle, fixing it and pulling out the hose. “Do you think I could keep this?”

“Sure! See you around!” Rainbow said before she and Pinkie bolted, just as Angel arrived to see me inspecting the hose hole.

“[Fluttershy, are you seriously going to use that turtle toy like I think you-]”

“DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!”

The next day, after a night with my new relief toy (don’t you dare judge me I know where you live.) I found my mid-day tasked with helping a group of ducks across the busy streets of Ponyville, since their ducklings were still too young to fly and they needed to move to a new, cleaner pond as their old one’s been bogged down, good for frogs, not so good for ducks.

Unfortunately having a consistent outlet waiting at home did nothing to quell my bouts of Stallion Hormones, so I was stuck leading a bunch of autocorrect jokes while sexually frustrated.

*bump* “Hey!”

I whip around to see Gilda, a very large and… well-toned Griffon…

OH COME ON! EVEN THE NON-PONIES ARE SEXY NOW?! FUCK THIS PLACE… EXCEPT I WANT TO SO HARD BUT I CAN’T!

“Oh sor-”

“I’m walking here!”

“Yeah, I’m so sorry, my bad I was just-”

“‘Oh I’m so sorry’ why don’t you just watch where you’re going??” She growled out, moving forward aggressively causing me to back off.

“Hey what’s your problem? I was helping out a mother!”

I saw her eye twitch as she looked at me, then she decides to roar in my face! The unholy combo of a lion’s roar and an eagle’s screech invaded my ears from inches away, my pony instincts screaming predator and my human instincts screaming rival.

… then my female instincts kicked in.

*bites lip* “oh fuck that’s hot~!”

I swear I could hear the car crash going off in her head, while at the same time hearing the silence of the entire marketplace so quiet you could hear a pin drop! And they weren’t looking at the Griffon that roared in a pony’s face, no they were all looking at the fucking mare who got off on it!!

Of course I wasn’t really noticing that at the moment, hindsight and all, nah, I was too busy nestling into Gilda’s chest feathers.

“You’re just a strong, dominant beast, aren’t you, not caring what people say or who’s in your way, you’re just a badass.”

“I… guess…?”

“And that’s sexy.”

“Woah, mare, I don’t know what you’re getting at, but there’s no way you’re doing anything for me.”

“Well, you like bad girls?”

She scowled at me. “...maybe…”

“Well I don’t like to brag-” yes you do, you’re a terrible fucking liar. “-but I once stared down a Manticore and didn’t even flinch.”

“Okay, yeah, that sounds kinda cool, but I don’t-” and then I pulled her head down to whisper so Pinkie didn’t hear.

“And I used a giant thorn as a sex toy, then got raped by an alicorn of darkness, mating-press style, and enjoyed it.”

“... okay, that’s kinda hot, but I’m not gonna just have fun with any mare just because she’s got some stones.”

“Seriously don’t recognize me? Well I guess you wouldn’t, I think we were both pretty quiet back then.”

“Wait… you’re that pegasus? What happened to you??”

“I’ll tell later, I’m getting uncomfortable with the stares…” I glance off to find Pinkie had left, and an epiphany hit. “Fair warning, Pinkie’s gonna set up a party for you, but Rainbow’s gonna rig it with pranks.”

“Why’re you telling me this?”

“I just have some… insider knowledge that I thought you should know, don’t want you to ruin your friendship.”

At the party, I began to inspect the places I knew were pranks, as suspected, Dash had used her speed to plant them all just as she arrived… wow, even the joy-buzzer! That takes some skill.

Unfortunately I wouldn’t be able to save her from the buzzer or the candles, but the dribble glass and spicy candies were another story.

Now, you’re probably wondering why I’m putting so much effort into helping out Gilda of all creatures? Well the thing is I’ve been slowly remembering bits and pieces of Fluttershy’s past, and turns out they did meet as foals, they could’ve been good friends if their social awkwardness didn’t bite them in the ass. That’s why I want to help her, to see if I can make Gilda see the good of friendship a little early and maybe finally find someone I can share my secret with.

That was my long term reasoning for why I kept it up, my current reasoning at the time was that I REALLY wanted to get into Gilda’s pants… AND YES I KNOW WE DON’T FUCKING WEAR PANTS! If you hadn’t noticed, that’s mostly why I’m such a sexually frustrated mess at the moment!

So back to the matter at hand, while nobody was looking, I took all the sweets and dropped them into Rainbow’s gift bag, filling the bowl up with new sweets instead, while Gilda got zapped, I used the noise to perfect my cat impression and knocked the dribble glass to the ground.

As it turned out, the timeline of events still followed their course, Gilda did enjoy the sweets, much to Rainbow’s confusion, and then got some punch when her mouth was parched. So far, so good, Gilda was only mildly annoyed when she got to the trick candles.

“Hm… kinda getting a bit over sweets, could really go for some-”

“Tuna?” I say, taking my opportunity, and a tuna sandwich, causing the party guests to gasp at me holding a meat item. “What? I take care of otters!” they still look concerned. “And a bear!” that got them to immediately look for something more interesting.

“Uh… thanks…” she took the offered item. “... a bear? Seriously?”

“Yeah, Harry’s rather nice, though he kinda has spine troubles, so I need to wrestle him down for his massage.”

“You wrestle a bear?!”

“Yeah, around once every month, not counting winter.”

“Dude, no wonder you got so hardcore.”

“Oh no, that’s partly Angel Bunny.”

She almost choked on her sandwich. “A rabbit! Are you for real?”

“Oh, it’s jus’ a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?”

“Why are you talking like that?”

“No reason, but he’s actually rather scary when he puts his mind to it, I remember the day we first met in the Everfree Forest, he was at this cave with the mouth littered with bones and skulls of some really weird monkey creatures, he looked so cold so I took him home.”

“So when did you start thinking he was scary?”

“Oh when I figured out the red all over his mouth and front wasn’t tomato juice.”

“... dude that is one flocked up bunny.”

You thought I said that quote for shits and giggles, didn’t you?

I giggled. “Thanks, it’s nice to share all this.”

“Speaking of sharing, those pranks you warned me of? I’ve only been hit by one.”

“Two actually, Dash managed to sneak that onto her hoof when she got here, there was also supposed to be a Dribble Glass and Hot Sauce candy.”

“Wait… supposed to?”

“Well I may have helped there.”

“Wait a minute… you sabotaged Dash’s pranks? ‘Cause you somehow knew I’d spring them?”

After a firm nod, she looked at me, having a look of suspicion all over her face. “Okay, why are you being so nice to me? I get that we met once as kids or something but… last I checked we weren’t really friends.”

“Well… we could’ve…” I shook my head, then noticed Pinkie was calling me. “Excuse me.” Gilda gave me a nod before letting me head off on my way, I walked over to Pinkie, who looked really surprised.

“Wow Fluttershy, I know you’ve been working to build your confidence, but I didn’t think you’d be so friendly with somepony who roared at you like that.” she said, causing me to get a bit of a smile.

“The problem wasn’t Gilda, it’s what she’s had to live with, I remember back a long time ago she was just as shy as me at Flight Camp, it was both of us being too anti-social that stopped us being friends. And Gilda’s attitude now isn’t from her, it’s from Griffonstone, I’ve been hearing it's in a bad sorts, Griffons being selfish, greedy and just downright rude to each other, she’s probably ended up like this just to survive there.”

“Soooo… Gilda isn’t normally a meanie-mean pants?”

“No, and I’m hoping with my help, and your party, I can crack open that shell of hers.”

“*giggle* she doesn’t have a shell, silly! She’s part lion, not part turtle… speaking of which why did you want that turtle toy?”

“Reasons you will not learn and never judge unless you want to Rabbit-sit Angel for the next week.” I warned.

“... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!...” she shout-whispered as she backed off with wide eyes.

Hehe, Pinkie and her fourth wall humour.

All in all, the party was a blast without Gilda getting riled up, between the friendly atmosphere, Gilda began to actually warm up to the unconditional affection that was once alien to her.

It ended as me, Dash and Gilda walked out for some air.

“It’s weird, I always remember you hating spicy food, Gilda.”

“Oh? And what’s that supposed to mean?” Gilda gave a sly grin, using the future knowledge I gave her.

It almost seemed like fate when her evasion to the topic led her to eating the candy she had in her bag. “*faint whistling noise* um… could you excuse me for one moment?” without any sound of agreement, she sped like a rocket into the distance.

“Heh, for such a daredevil, she never could handle the hot stuff either, me? Not really the fast flying type.”

“Oh that’s clearly obvious.” I commented.

“Yeah? How’d you figure?”

“Subtle curves, but back to you, you’ve got big wings and big muscles, an endurance flyer, you don’t outright beat the enemy, you outlast the enemy.”

“...so I get it you’re still flirting with me?”

“My offer is still open.”

“Yeah, look, I’m not some Tailhole that’ll call ponies gross and stuff, I experimented with Dash at that age like every teenager, but unless you got some toys on hand-”

“I got one between my legs.” that stopped her cold.

“Wait… you, have a dick…?”

“Mhm!”

She seemed to look me over, repeatedly, then grinned.

“Yeah, tempting, but not interested, but hey… I’m up for hanging out with you and Dash again, this was, and I hate to admit it with Bubblegum over there, kinda fun.”

“And maybe pony things aren’t as lame as you thought and you should be brave enough to be you instead of what all those other Griffons act like?” She snapped her head back to me, eyes wide.

“... you knew!”

“Mhm, you think I’d put effort into a genuine pain in the flank?”

She tried to respond, but just sighed in defeat. “You know what? you’re alright… still gonna get you back though.”

“I’ll be looking forward to it!” I say as we went our separate ways.

-----{That Night}-----

This night seemed to work itself out like normal, I cracked open a window, got my enchanted cock-covering-cloth off (say that three times fast), and sent everyone to bed, myself included.

I didn’t even register the gentle creak from my window as anything threatening!

Though some alarm bells rang when I felt a weight on my stomach.

“Mm… Angel, you’re supposed to be in-MMPH!?!” I was made silent as something clasped itself over my mouth, which made several red flags become known, like the heavier weight, and the clearly not angel-shaped silhouette on top of me staring at me through slitted eyes.

No! No I already died once I don’t want to-OoOoOoOH FUCK it’s grinding on me through the bed~!!

My damned body found the implications too good to pass up as I just stopped resisting, causing a soft chuckle to come from my assailant as she flung the blanket off to admire my growing length. “Damn Flutters, guess you weren’t making this up~.” the now very recognizable Griffon teased.

Gilda?! But I-nnnh~... oooh baby~... my rational thought quickly went out the window as she grasped with her other hand, the sharp, strong Talons moving with a gentle caress and rhythm I didn’t expect, the whole thing was surreal, and it felt GOOD…

Oh fuck, first Nightmare Moon and now Gilda Hardclaw the Griffon?! Are all of my sexual exploits gonna be me dominated by strong intimidating creatures forcing themselves on me??

...I fucking love this Equestria.

*Schlick*

OH BUCK WHEN DID SHE GET TO PENETRATION~?!

“MMmmmhh~!!” I cried out through the palm of my current lover, who simply saw fit to pet me with her now free hand.

“Shh, that’s a good little futa-slut~.” she said as she slammed down, making me elicit another muffled yelp. “If you don’t keep quiet, I’m gonna have to take some drastic measures.”

Excited for those measures, but wanting to listen to my current mistress, I took great measure to keep myself quiet, unfortunately no amount of practice can help you when your well-endowed horsecock is being stuffed over and over again into a slick tight hole meant for something with far less girth.

“Nnh~ this big boy’s gonna make me cum! Or maybe it’s a big girl~!” She joked as her hips slam into me over and over, unbeknownst to her, I was already at my limit as well, balls swelling with need as they demanded to impregnate this sexy hen.

Then she grasped my flanks with her talons, leaving my mouth free, and squeezed as she pulled me up into her.

“OH FFUUUCK~!!” was the horny cry that erupted from my freed orifice, my back arched as I clenched, my dick spurted out like a geyser of foal batter as we were frozen in this position of ecstasy.

The room fell silent save for the hot, lustful breaths from me and Gilda as we collapsed, looking into each other’s eyes and pressed out warm, sweaty bodies against each other.

No words were shared, they weren’t needed, just the connection of our lips as we became lost in the other.

“That… was amazing…” I said, exhausted.

“Wait… you’re already tired?” she asked casually.

“You’re… you’re not?”

-----{The Next Morning}-----

She was not, my newly discovered cache of stamina I never knew of before, and my pleasantly sore balls, can attest to that.

I looked to the satisfied Griffon, she looked at me… then caught my expression. “What? You said I was all about endurance.” she snarked.

“It’s not that, I’m just expecting one of us to be smoking a cigarette?”

“Do you smoke?”

“No.”

“Then neither of us should, smoking’s a stupid habit that makes your lungs worse, not something good for high-altitude fliers like us.”

“Oh yeah… good point.”

“*yawn* welp, I should probably head back home before the old Geezer gets mad at me,” she patted my head. “Later Fluttershy.” and with that, she flew out the window.

“Um… later…” I gently placed a hoof on my head where she patted, the feeling not going away.

“I need a change…” I moved to get up and head to Twilight’s.

*throb!*

“Ow! Ow! A-after my crotch stops burning…”

Author's Note

here it is! Chapter 5 with another Clop Scene, and a new mission for Fluttershy that'll change the course of history!