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Gormless

by Curtis Wildcat
An idiotic fat guy bungles through life at CHS at the height of Sunset's power.

He is without question the Marquis of Inattention. He lacks everything and he'll reject it all without mention. But don't be fooled by his tenure at their school; he will find his way... at least that's what they say.

Everyday is an ordinary day... since as they fly, he's an ordinary guy.

...

Rated T due to high school imagery and immaturity.

Fair warning: updates will only be available on an "as-is" basis due to my overall lack of ambition, energy and desire, so don't expect me to adhere to any particular schedule. If you choose to follow my story for whatever reason, you'd better be prepared to wait for a good long while in-between chapters.

Cover art has been provided by an anonymous donor. My thanks. :pinkiehappy:

Update for 10/9/2019: I'm placing this story back on hiatus. The creativity meter's reading 'zero' at present, and I don't know when that'll change.

Update for 7/23/2021: Well, so much for having a Sith lightsaber. The likes/dislikes are almost even. :rainbowlaugh:

Teen
On Hiatus
Slice of Life
Human
Drama
Comedy
Equestria Girls
 
SFOS

24037 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Red Vs. Blue 2018-02-24 17:09:49 UTC
    2436
  2. Out of the Loop 2018-03-06 21:49:53 UTC
    3053
  3. Bullseye Acquired 2018-03-12 20:59:28 UTC
    3287
  4. Of Mice and Unicorns 2019-03-19 00:12:13 UTC
    7438
  5. The Beach Boys Were Right 2019-09-17 14:35:57 UTC
    7823