Grimoire De Posibilidades Imposibles (Grimoire of Impossible Possibilities)

Hello, my name is Sombra De Obsidiana. I’m known as The Hero of Facet Pass, Leader of the Broken Chain Rebellion, The Ender of Amore and other things I can’t name off the top of my horn. If you are reading this book, the Princess of the Sun herself has granted permission, as there are numerous spells in here that would be proven dangerous to the public. If you’ve stolen this book, you will burst into flames and become petunias!

I'm not good at this writing thing, i'm only doing it out of boredom, and curiousness. Can you ponies or whatever really manage to do my spells? If you can, well done. If not, well, you tried. It's a bit sad that only a select few of Sun Butt's choosing will be able to read this, but still, it's gonna be pretty fun!

So, yeah, i'm writing this thing. Guess i should clear a few things up. Our reality can be divided into seven... Tethers. Yeah, i 'll call them tethers. Each do a different thing unique to them that keeps our reality together. I've learnt to exploit these into making some meta spells for your use! all i can really say is, i hope you don't blow yourself up?

I got Discord to enchant all copies, and not even I can break his magic. Good bloody luck to the pile of petunias in front of his book. If you aren’t turned into flowers, then read on! just know all of these spells CAN kill you. So, read at your own risk? i'm not sure i really care what happens to you if you manage to much any of these spells up, they are rather dangerous.