Grimoire De Posibilidades Imposibles (Grimoire of Impossible Possibilities)

by Zodiac Script

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, King Sombra, Profanity
Length: 4027

King Sombra writes a Grimoire of his most dangerous spells that he can teach other ponies, with instructions

Sombra decides to write a small book on all his greatest spells to see if ponies can replicate his magical might. Celestia and Luna know about it, but can't exactly do a lot about it, and you'll see why with the crazy spells he writes down.
Discord is supposed to always keep an eye on him, and that also means you! these are spells you can possibly use in your own stories, which is rather fun.

I actually wanted an excuse to write down a bunch of spells that other people can use, but i'm not sure i can do that so, i just had it as Sombra writing it. why Sombra? he's one of my fav characters so, might as well.

Published 2018-02-24 01:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-02-24 01:30:06 UTC

Temporal Manipulation

This spell lasts a single minute, and that minute can be extremely useful if in a battle or if you’ve dropped something fragile. I’m afraid this spell is also ten years in practice, as there is a strong possibility you could erase yourself from existence. Did you know Starswirl had a son? well, now you know why nobody knew about him.

This is extremely tricky, as you are sort of creating a sub dimension that lasts for a minute. You literally go forwards in time, and then you’re sent right back as if it had never happened, but it remains as a memory. What you must do is charge your whole body with Earth Pony Magic. If you have no idea what that is, I suggest you stop reading this spell, as you’ll have no idea how to use the spell.

You feel the earth beneath your hooves, the breeze in the sky that sway the trees and you feel the very starts themselves twinkle down at you. the pulsation of natural power flowing through the ground is difficult to sense, but once you do feel the thumping of the terra’s heart, then you can continue. If you are not an earth pony I highly suggest you meditate and live four three months without the use of your unicorn magic, pegasus wings or other things so you can become one with the earth under you.

When you feel those beats, you wait, and you will wait until they match the rhythm of your heart. Once that is accomplished, you will feel a slight tingle in your hooves. That is the natural magic of the earth seeping into you. let it fill you, to be one with the planet you are residing on. once that is finished, you should be able to feel the tethers of reality around you. then, close your eyes, when you close your eyes, you can see them. there should be seven, and as calmly as possible, you must press a hoof on the blue tether. That tether is relevant to time.

In your mind and soul, repeat the words: για να διαρκέσει η κληρονομιά προσεύχομαι για ένα λεπτό (gia na diarkései i klironomiá proséfchomai gia éna leptó). It translates as such: to last the legacy I pray for a minute. If you are in true sync to the earth, then you will be sent forwards in time a single minute, where you can see everything that is about to happen.

Practice this, but remember to touch the tether, no more than that. too hard, and you will cease to exist, which is the penalty for getting any part of this spell wrong. When you’ve practised it enough, you can start doing it without those steps. The earth recognises your soul signature, and it knows what to do, like a sort of auto pilot. Be careful, as there is a fifty-fifty chance that you’ll be stuck with seeing everything a minute before it happens for the rest of your life. Pinkie Pie is the prime example of the unfortunate side, though it has also given her the access to Chaos Magic, but that is something for another chapter.

I, on the other hoof, am on the fortunate side. I can turn this ability on like a switch, and I can not be beaten very easily because of this. in combat I can see a translucent outline of an attack a minute before it happens, and I react mostly perfectly. To my opponent I seem to be reading their minds, but I am merely reading their future.

Rune

Rune Magic is very tricky, and tricky is the perfect second name for this book. It’s a sort of amplification magic. Each rune does a different thing, very specifically. One can breathe fire if you wanted, make it rain at a specific time of the day and other things, all within the laws of reality. I have tried, but you cannot make a rune that restocks your fridge, so you don’t have to go out.

These runes are very specific, as I’ve already mentioned. The runic symbols arranged in very specific patterns, no two patterns are truly alike. You might see two 8s in the same spot on two different patterns, but they are still very different. The thickness of those numbers, the exact placement and such is, you guessed it, very specific. As with all the spells here, there are risks.

If you get the pattern wrong before you activate it, then bad things will happen. Unfortunately, it’s too unpredictable, so much so this kind of magic has been banned unless you’re a professional. I must thank my regeneration abilities, otherwise I would not be giving you this information. The first time I tried making a rune blew half of me to pieces, so I advise you take this with extreme care. You must plan for anything that could go wrong, and I mean anything.

Illusion

Yes, ponies do use this spell, but, not to this advanced level. Most unicorns know some basic illusory spells, such as image projection for entertaining or soft-step spells for quieting one’s hoofsteps… but did you know there is so much more you can do with it? yes, my dear reader, there is SO much more to this little spell than I think you realise.

I ask you to caste a perfect illusion of yourself, a very well-practised illusion. take a mental image of your surroundings, trust me, it’s important. Now, wear the illusion. Have it surround you like a second skin, and then change it to look like the surroundings. You are no invisible. Oh Sombra, it can’t be that simple, but I’m afraid it sort of is. For beginners, there will be a sort of very faint wave around you. you know, like when you see heat rise from tarmac, and it is very faulty when you move or if you do it to more than one person.

But once you master it? there is much more you can do my little readers. It’s an invisibility spell at this point, and with enough power and precision, you could possibly hide an entire city from view. Then you could even duplicate yourself in order to confuse an enemy. As you’re very precise, it would look like you’ve cloned yourself! I did this to the Princess once, and it was a blast.

That’s not all though. The spell is very closely related to the invasive telepathy, causing your targets to experience uncontrollable anger or paralysing fear with a rather simple spell. It is very potent, especially since the master of this spell is Discord. In fact, he’s the creator of this next spell that I’ve improved upon… a spell which makes the Princess’ tremble.

Transmutation of Living Creatures

Oh, dear oh dear, if you’re attempting this, you’re either bored or thirsting for knowledge. We can fuse two things together, I’ve seen a bow and arrow fused with a sword for sun sake. This is basically an artificial chimera, and it is marvellous what you can invent! I must say I’m not allowed to go into full detail, but you’re smart enough to figure it out yourself. But you aren’t allowed to fuse a sentient with something else something to do with morals. Fuse a bee with a bear, I made one a while ago and it attacked some town called Ponyville. If you live there, sorry for my Bugbear getting out of his cage. He’s a naughty bear.

Astral Projection

Everyone knows this little trick. Some can leave their physical bodies while asleep, then go back when they woke up. Well, how do you feel about doing it at whim? Or even better, doing it to another? It’s a lot easier if you can do it naturally, but since I doubt you can do so, I’ll have to explain how to manually leave your body. prepare to have some ghostly fun.

You lay in your bed and close your eyes. Remember those seven tethers I mentioned? Well, I suggest going for those. At this point you should’ve tried Temporal Manipulation but if not, then go back to it and read over how to get to these tethers. Touch the green. Let the strange feeling pass throughout your body, let yourself succumb to it, for it does not desire to harm you but to be a part of you. slowly while a hoof/claw/whatever is on this tether, slowly get up, and once you feel you are up, let go. you are now out of your body, almost like a ghost. This is temporary though. If you aren’t in your body by the time sunlight touches it, then you’ll never get back into it and become a mutant wendigo. Like wendigo but on steroids. This is because the green tether is not as stable as the blue and takes longer to tune into your soul signature.

It will take two years to be tuned with the green tether, but it’s worth it. when you’re tuned in, you don’t need to worry about the sunlight, and can go and ghost about freely. Perfect for spying. You won’t even need to go to sleep to do it, you could do it any time you want. But now we get to the juicy bit. You can’t see it but I’m grinning.

Inside of us, there is a small part of us that is attached to those tethers. There is a little bit of green in you, which is what the original tether connects with, what helps you tune with it. once you’ve pretty much mastered it, you get to do the fun part. You can pull people out of their bodies. Oh yes, you can be that evil. Best to practice with some cats or something, because your target can get thrown into another plane of existence, and that isn’t a good thing, trust me. it’ll get the attention of the God of Afterlife, Cadaver, and you don’t want to mess with him.

When you’ve gotten that down, you can then pull people out of their bodies. It’s amazing since you’re their only way back to their body. it’s magnificent to bear witness to, you know? To watch someone, turn into a mutant wendigo. It’s a very painful experience after all, a good punishment for some evil doer. And his meat is recycled for us meat eaters.

Again, Discord will always be watching you. he’s kinda the guardian of those tethers, so don’t mess with them too much.

Ghosting

Similar to Astral Projection, but in this case, you can make it impossible for your body to be touched while you can touch others. It’s very hard, so good luck if you manage it, and you’re more likely to die with this one. there is a phase spell I’ve seen lately, so I suggest start with that, but while you have contact to the green tether. That should make it easier on you. hopefully, slowly, you’ll start to become ghost like, but thanks to the phase spell, you can still touch others. The phase spell was made so you could touch ponies to stop assassinations and so that the cops could catch you. ironically that’s gonna be in your favour here.

Multi-Portation

You can teleport to multiple places extremely quickly using very little magic. That is what this spell does. Find an area, and teleport to random spots around it, and leave a flag at each spot you end up in. wonderful. Ok, now teleport to each flag and count how long you can keep on doing this until you get tired, we can’t go and have you drop dead from exhaustion. I learnt that mistake. When you’re all rested, start doing it again, and do this for at least 9 months. at the ninth month, take away the flags and do it. you should be able to go to the spots automatically with barely much power.

Why? Well, you’ve left an ‘imprint’ with your magic. A footstep in the snow if you will. You can now go to those spots with little effort. You can do this in your home town/city/whatever and may never need to walk around again. with more and more practice you can teleport from Yakyakistan to Canterlot with some effort, but not as much as normal. You should be able to detect your magical signature whenever you get close to a teleport hot spot of yours, so you’ll be able to know how to fast travel through them, like portals!

Scribbler

It's a bit like the previous spell, only with this you're turning yourself into text and going to a book. why do i have this spell? well... that's a tale for another time. the first part of that series hasn't even gotten to me yet so you can watch me learn this stuff. anyways to Scribbler.

I need you to contact the tethers again. this time, the red. unfortunately this spell isn't very good at preparations so all i can say is that you better have a back up spell or a friend there to help you get out. the red tether doesn't like being touched, so it'll grant you what you want the spell for to make you go away. you will be inside of a book like a comic character, just note if the book is closed while you're in it, you'll be in there for eternity, so beware.

Introduction

Hello, my name is Sombra De Obsidiana. I’m known as The Hero of Facet Pass, Leader of the Broken Chain Rebellion, The Ender of Amore and other things I can’t name off the top of my horn. If you are reading this book, the Princess of the Sun herself has granted permission, as there are numerous spells in here that would be proven dangerous to the public. If you’ve stolen this book, you will burst into flames and become petunias!

I'm not good at this writing thing, i'm only doing it out of boredom, and curiousness. Can you ponies or whatever really manage to do my spells? If you can, well done. If not, well, you tried. It's a bit sad that only a select few of Sun Butt's choosing will be able to read this, but still, it's gonna be pretty fun!

So, yeah, i'm writing this thing. Guess i should clear a few things up. Our reality can be divided into seven... Tethers. Yeah, i 'll call them tethers. Each do a different thing unique to them that keeps our reality together. I've learnt to exploit these into making some meta spells for your use! all i can really say is, i hope you don't blow yourself up?

I got Discord to enchant all copies, and not even I can break his magic. Good bloody luck to the pile of petunias in front of his book. If you aren’t turned into flowers, then read on! just know all of these spells CAN kill you. So, read at your own risk? i'm not sure i really care what happens to you if you manage to much any of these spells up, they are rather dangerous.

Tactical Offensive Telepathy

If you aren’t able to cats a telepathy spell, then you might as well skip this one. This magic is better in use for wars, as it allows you to put yourself inside of a creature’s mind. It is the preferred spell for interrogations, and there is no defence against this spell if you aren’t a Draconequus. Trust me, I’ve tested it. Want proof? I know Luna’s kink, not exactly what i was looking for but it’s a fact i now have, and it is wondrous blackmail!

I advise to practice telepathy extensively, six hours per day for ten years if you want to use this spell. Why? Well my dear readers, because it can backfire and turn your brain to mush. Don’t believe me? Then use the spell, just try and not get any brain mash on my book please other people like to read it.

Now, you use your mastered spell of telepathy, but you do something different. You must relax, hear your very heart beat and listen to the hum of your magic around your horn. Listen carefully and allow the two to sing in harmony. After you have completed this task, split small parts of your magic and let it pass throughout your body. Your blood stream and your nervous system. You’ll know it has been completed when your heart and horn feel warm. A pleasant warmth.

Next you try and divert that magic around your body into the stream that should be connected to the being’s forehead. If you have done this correctly, you’ll find yourself inside of the being’s mind. You can walk through their mind and extract memories, alter them and bend them to your very whim. I have not done this to the royal sisters, although i did make Celestia think she was a chicken for an hour, so you can have that in your head for a little bit.

Perception

Imagine your illusion spell, but that it’s real. Not actually real, but your target thinks it is. You can make them see things that aren’t really there. The best part, is that you can make them hear, smell, taste, feel and see whatever you’ve conjured up. They don’t know it isn’t real, it’s impossible to know if you’re a master at this spell.

Discord did all this, but I did something that’ll make you soil yourself. I make the body think it’s real. You conjure up a manticore and it scratch the target, wounds will appear, and they can feel the wound, but it isn’t really there. I could ‘slit’ your throat, and it’ll feel like you can’t breathe, and that blood is rushing from you even though you’re fine. Its potency is catastrophic if you can do this to a large scale. You can make the body believe a leg is cut off, and they can’t sue that leg again. i would know, I tested this spell on a prisoner.

My reader, anybody can learn this spell. Even griffins. I taught it to a Diamond Dog, but sadly he accidentally used it on himself and he’s now in the loony bin. There is a high chance it can backfire, which is why if you want to fully learn this, you get in touch with Discord. Shout out you want to learn the spell, and he’ll appear. Fortunately for Equestria, he will be putting limits on you, so you can’t take over the world. But you’ll definitely be the King/Queen at Nightmare Night.

Necromancy

There are many stories of this. there has been, and you’ve likely read historical accounts of ancient battles where the losing side would, as a desperate last resort, force their battle mages to raise the corpses of dead soldiers in order to continue fighting. I’ve seen necromancy myself, it’s quite vile I have to admit.

You use the spell you use to fix a dead plant, but on a much large scale. And you need a lot of runes to get it just right. You’ll meet a stallion god called Cadaver, and he’ll revive the dead, if you give him something in exchange. If you don’t know who Cadaver is, please, skip this spell. Anyways, I must warn, that this isn’t worth the costs. Cadaver can take most than what you give, and it won’t be worth bringing back whoever died. But these are just the fools such as yourselves my sort of normal readers. Do not attempt this spell, unless you want to lose something.

Some are different however. Necromancer’s are nasty buggers. They make a deal with a demon, sometimes the lord of Tartarus himself to be granted the power to raise the dead. But these are different to what people normally want necromancy for like reviving a dead mom or baby or something like that. no, these people want to rise the dead as minions to fight for them, and these are the ones you’ve heard about.

I’ve seen it myself. The dead being risen as zombies and forced to fight. It’s not something you want to attempt. If you do, I’ll say I warned you on your tomb stone. Signature and all.

Transpeciation

I want to clarify that Friendship is NOT magic. I don't care what Midnight Sparkle says, she is wrong. Why mention Twilight here? Well, because she was one of the idiots who thought it was a good idea to just use this spell willy nilly! I wasted my day with Discord to keep those Idiot Six from killing themselves! I have better things to do than care for a foal who has a dragon slave! I don't care if he sees otherwise, she was given an egg as a pet, and i will kick Celestia in the cooch for that!

Anyway to the Transpeciation spell. It's similar to Changeling magic, only your whole body changes. Turned myself into a Draconequus the other day, and i must say those things are fast, and have a very low blood sugar level, so i had to constantly eat sweets. Anyways, to preform this spell you need to know every single little detail about what you're turning into. I mean EVERYTHING.

Get one thing wrong and your screwed because your whole body changes, including your organs. Best to practice by turning body parts into a creature. Like getting a lion arm and testing it out, undoing it, and trying with your other legs. It's actually hard for me to explain how you do it, but, think of it as when you change something to a tea cup. Only to your body as slowly and carefully as possible. This spell is natural to changelings so they can just do it in a flash. Literally. I must say i am impressed with the diversity they can turn themselves into. Whoo hoo for them.

You should have a friend with you encase you need to call a doctor because it will be messy and painful when you start. as time goes on, you'll be used to it. i turned myself into dragon while writing this, and i am very pleased with the look. i look good in scales. best try turning into a rabbit or something.

oh, yeah the risk. why did i say to turn your leg into an animal part? well, you need to know you can reverse it. you might end up looking like a Draconequus without actually being one. not even dog shit would love you after a change like that! so, remember to only change one leg at a time, to see if it can be undone. good luck my dear readers!

Object Possession

~~Tghis~~ this is the more, creepy of my spells. Maybe creepy, i find it rather amusing personally. Sadly this will have much to do with the red tether, so i would be very careful. I invented the spell, so i'd know. It also involves the green tether, so be extra careful here. You already know how to contact the tethers, it's just that you're touching two this time, and these two don't like each other. At all.

I rarely use the spell, and it leaves some strong side effects. It's like a hangover times thirty, so be careful. You find the object you want to possess, and you contact the tethers through earth pony magic. Touch the tethers at the same time lightly, and feel their power surge through you. Do what you can to keep them separate. One side of you with green energy and the other with red energy. Once you're down, let go and put both your hand/hooves on the object you wanna possess.

This is hard, because it's likely the two energies will explode. Killing you. If you survive, you've just possessed an object. i say thats a well done in my book. since it's in my book.