Don't mess with Scootaloo
It was a noisy afternoon at Canterlot High School, everyone was moving about, that is, except the inhabitants of a pretty popular class in Canterlot High School.
"And so that, is how Equestria was made" finished Cherilee closing her book.
"Any questions?" says cherilee as she looks up at her class, as usual Scootaloo was asleep, Diamond tiara was sulking, and Applebloom was paying attention.
"zzzzzzz" snored Scootaloo, somehow Silver spoon found this funny.
"Hahahaha..ha..h..a" she slowly stopped noticing that Diamond tiara wasn’t very amused by something, in fact it seemed that she was pretty ticked off and she knew absolutely why.
"Diamond tiara, recap the story i just told the class." said Cherilee with a noticeable smirk on her face, Diamond tiara slowly stands up glaring daggers at Silver spoon who in turn finds something very interesting to look at on the windowsill.
"You told us how Equestria was made" she answered.
"And how was it made?" Cherilee persisted.
"That is how Equestria was made" Diamond tiara replied trying not to explode with rage.
"I said HOW was it made?" Cherilee asked losing her patience.
"You never told us that, you just ended the story like you've finished it already" said Twist whose words although true would come to end her existence as we know it... also she managed to push Cherilee over the edge... not like that eww.
Having been driven to the edge of her wits Cherilee calmly walks over to Twist, carries her up by her waist, walks over to the open window Silver spoon as been looking out this entire time, puts Twist through it, and drops her... she PROBABLY died from the fall, or she might have broken something and.
"You can sit now Diamond tiara" says Cherilee walking back to her seat, and picking up the history book.
"so, anyone want to hear a story about Equestria's history?" says cherilee in her usual bright den amour.
"For the last time YES" says Silver spoon rudely under her breath unaware that Cherilee somehow heard her.
"Diamond tiara, why don’t you come read this tin for us" Cherilee says.
"Thing"
(Deafening silence)
"It's spelled T H I N G" said Sweetie belle doing the unthinkable, trying to -CORRECT CHERILEE-.
Having been driven to the edge of her wits again, Cherilee calmly walks over to Sweetie belle, pulls her up by her ears, walks over to the open window Silver spoon has been looking out this entire time for some reason, and pushes Sweetie belle through it,... she PROBABLY died from the fall, or she might have broken something and bled out either way... but you know i'm just kidding.
"Without further interruptions, let's start this story" says Cherilee sitting down on her chair and opening the History book, Diamond tiara thanks whatever they worship here that she doesn’t have to suffer for Silver spoon's incompetence for now.
"This is the story of the ultimate sandwich” said Cherilee as the school band next to her led by Octavia begins to play.
Back-story of Blueberry shimmer.
Once upon a time there was an orphan named Blueberry shimmer who hated blueberries and was in the same class with the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
THE END
“This isn’t music class.” Mumbles Blueberry shimmer, Cherilee throws Blueberries at her causing her to indefinitely whiteness the Vietnam flashbacks when blueberries attacked and murdered her family in front of her... just kidding.
Anyways this removes her from this story.
THE TRUE HISTORY OF EQUESTRIA as told by Cherilee’s book.
Once upon a time, there were five Princesses who ruled different parts of Equestria, Princess Celestia, the Princess of the basic Pegasus, magic, and earth ponies, specifically the magic ponies.
"I believe the correct term is Unicorns." says Silver spoon absent mindedly, making Cherilee smirk at Diamond tiara who in turn tries to douse her infinitely rising rage.
When Anon had challenged her to never to actively back out of any deal for a week she thought it'd be easy but turns out he was probably working in cahoots with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and now she was stuck.
That is, unless if she inactively takes the weakest link but also her best friend Silver spoon out, then Cherilee won’t be able to take advantage of the Cutie Mark Crusader's part of the deal.
"Equestria to Diamond tiara!" says Cherilee.
Turns out Diamond tiara spaced out this whole time.
"What?" she says.
"I sais go get me a snack form the vending machine!" sais Cherilee in balantly pronouncing says wrongly, but knowing that Sweetie belle and Twist are sleeping outside, no one tries to correct her, but Cherilee can see that this made Applebloom uncomfortable every time.
Diamond tiara starts to leaves the classroom as Silver spoon chuckles... sealing her fate.
"Anyways, now that that's over" said Cherilee picking up her book despite the fact that it's already 3pm in the afternoon.
Princess Cadence, princess of the crystal ponies, and Princess stev, leader of the Humans.
"Steve" mumbles Applebloom angrily unable to bear the travesty that is Cherilee's vocabulary.
"What was that?" Cherilee sneers about to stand up but something catches her eye making her shudder in fear.
THE AWAKENING OF SCOOTALOO.
It was 2:05pm The awakening, Red eyed Scootaloo yawns, stands up, puts something away in her bag, and sluggishly walks out the class room... that was disappointing.
Diamond tiara returns with two drinks filled with weird whitish liquid, and hands them to Cherilee and Silver spoon who drink up the mysterious liquid and immediately fall down dead... still kidding, they're just unconscious from realizing what the stuff they just drank is.
Anon zips up his bag as he leaves the school, he didn’t know why Diamond tiara wanted some of his personalized juice in a two Snack cups but he just didn't care enough to find out since he now has a free $100 to blow on the casino.
Yes Anon had a problem but as far as he was concerned it was under control.
That is unlike Scootaloo's vaping under her desk addiction, you heard right, for some reason she preferred only to vape soap bubbles in her classroom desk.
What a weirdo.
THE END.
Author's Note
I'm sorry but that's it.
