Angel Unknown

Luminous teleported left and right, posing in a different position each time. "Hold still!" Twilight shouted while firing multiple magical bolts.

"I. Don't. Want. To" Luminous said in between teleports.

"Ah've had enough of this." Timing her toss, Applejack sent the rope flying, hopefully catching his weapon. There was a sudden tug at the end of the rope. She yanked the rope backwards and sent the scythe flying towards her. Luminous slowly looked at his hand and found nothing there. The giant metal weapon landed on the ground with a muffled "thump".

"You really think simply taking my scythe away deems me powerless? Just because I lose my weapon doesn't mean I can't still fight. Still..." Tiny black molecules began forming around his hand and the original scythe began losing form. "I can just take back what's mine. Anyways, I'm getting bored. Who wants to grab a cup of tea and talk this over?"

The marshmallow of the group calmly moved forward. "Well, I suppose we can instead of resorting violent means." She glared at her friend. "Come to my boutique and we shall talk this over like proper ponies."

"About time." Luminous stretched his arms and arched his back. "I was getting tired of teleporting."

A sudden though popped up in the mind of Twilight. "How are you able to teleport that much?" Even with high magical potential it would tire any pony out eventually."

"I'm a mage. It's like a unicorn," He pointed to Twilight's horn. "But better."

"Now that I think about it, you girls have been awfully quiet." Rarity looked behind her. "Is there something you would like to say?"

Without giving anypony a chance, A pegasus with a rainbow colored mane flew right into his face. "How do we know you aren't a spy?"

"Calm down, Rainbow. He ain't ah spy." The orange cowpony looked at him."But he sure isn't from 'round these parts."

"Gee, really?" Luminous replied sarcastically.

"Fluttershy, do you have anything to say?" Rarity said, ignoring his sarcastic remark.

"Well, i was just if..." Fluttershy's voice

"What was that dear, we couldn't quite hear you."

"If he eats meat." She barely managed to say.

"Uh, yeah?" A look of horror took the neutral expressions of the ponies. Luminous looked at the crowd and facepalmed. "I'm fucking sick of this. Do any of you have a dog?"

"Ah do..." the orange cowpony said, still terrified.

"Have you ever bothered to look at your dog's teeth?"

"No..." She replied.

"Then let me do the honors in saying that he or she has canines just like these." He opened his mouth and revealed his canines.

Marshmallow cleared her throat, bringing everypony back to reality."Now let's get going to-" She was cut off a by a quick, pink blur.

"A new pony! Hi my name is Pinkie Pie, what's yours? I love to throw parties for everypony!" Pinkie gasped, while somehow defying the laws of physics. "I haven't thrown you a party yet! I haven't even introduced you to-" A sudden magic bubble formed around her mouth.

"I needed a break from that."

"Yes, Pinkie can be quite talkative." The marshmallow giggled. "Come to think of it, We never introduced ourselves. I'm Rarity. The one who fired magic at you was Twilight." She pointed to her with a hoof. "This here is Applejack. Rainbow Dash was the one who just charged you out of nowhere, The one you silenced is Pinkie. As you can probably see, the one hiding behind my legs is fluttershy. Now, since everything is all cleared, let's just go to the Boutique."

"Right." Luminous removed the magic barrier around Pinkie, preparing for the metaphorical bomb about to be dropped straight on top of his head.