Even in the most perfect relationships, miscommunications can still occur. Such is the case mere hours after the wedding of Princess Cadenza mi Amore and Captain Shining Armor, when Cadence brings up a heartfelt desire perhaps a tad too soon. Featuring romance! Linguistics! Drama! Cosmic horror! That much more common but still-more terrifying horror known as talking about your relationship! And terrible, terrible puns!

Part of the Wibblyverse continuity.

Sex tag for discussions of infidelity, swinging, and naughty etymology.