Hey guys, Bright here. Things have been kinda hectic lately, with the Raccoons breaking in, You Know Who escaping from jail, and Lucky being... Lucky. So with nothing going on right now I thought I would make a couple PSAs for ponies who read my journals.

1. If you happen to find yourself at the RestStop where I work, DO NOT Feed the Raccoons, I'm looking at you FlutterShy I mean it, those trash pandas get by well enough without ponies just giving them food 'cause they think they're cute. They are not cute, they are inbred to Tartarus and back and they will quite literally rob you blind. Serious this has happened several times, they find ponies who love gawking at cute animals, then a few of them distract said ponies by acting like common house cats, while Rocco and the rest of them plunder and steal damn near everything they have. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with this, however the latest sucker for their scam just happened to be the RestStop babysitter from the sheriff's department. Rocco managed to swipe her gun and then proceeded to rob the story at gun point, having his minions take damn near every snack food item. Once the snacks had been thoroughly plundered he fired of a couple round before dropping the weapon and running outside to join the rest of his crew. So please don't feed those little hell spawn, especially if you have any kind of firearm in your possession.

2. Whatever you do, fill up a Super-Big-Gulp cup with 5-hour energy, and chug the whole thing. This was the mistake that Lucky made a few days ago, and the effect has still not worn off. I checked his heartbeat and felt nothing, which means that his heart has either stopped completely or is beating so fast that I can't feel a pulse.

Cons- He hasn't slept for 72 hours, He tells me that he can't feel his face, and the other day we both went to take a piss in the woods and I'm pretty sure what came out of him was 99% blood.

Pros- He's been cleaning the store nonstop, and we've pretty much confirmed that he can read minds.

I crunched the numbers hand here's want I got. Super-Big-Gulp is 44oz, and each 5-hour energy bottle is 2oz. Which means that Lucky drank the equivalent of 22 5-hour energy drinks in less than 2 minutes. 22 * 5 = 110 Hours of energy. It's only been a couple of days but when Lucky finally comes down from this he is going to be out like a light. The moral of the story is that if you like sleep, and not being a literal ball of energy, don't drink 22 5-hour energies out of a Super-Big-Gulp cup.

3. Lastly we have some dire news. Cloud Slasher has escaped from jail and has currently been on a revenge rampage. He most recently had me dig my own grave while pointing a gun to my head. The only reason I'm alive is thanks to that new deputy I was talking about earlier, the one who got her gun swiped by Rocco. Despite first impressions she's not as incompetent as I first took her to be. She's a fairly decent officer, a tad bit strict but over all pretty nice. Anyway if you happen to see Slasher contact the guards immediately.

And that's it. I hope you guys were well informed, this is Bright from the RestStop, signing off.