Oh you, Rarity

by DarkAura

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 266

Hey, it's a fun little story about Rarity. That be all.

I felt really bored, so here's a fun little one shot about Rarity undergoing too much stress, which cauces her to drink, and if she's drunk, she'll bite off more than she can chew, which gets her stressed and it all starts over again in an infinite loop. Have fun. :D

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-24 01:11:08 UTC

Rarity under stress

Rarity went back in time, saw her future self, and a paradox happened. Everyone died. The end.

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oh. Were you expecting a story?

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Oh you, Rarity

"What a dilemma..."

Rarity sat in her drama sofa as she contemplated on what to do. She became stressed about a huge order she undertook. It really drained the energy from her...

A knock came from the door. "Rarity? You there?" the voice called. It was none other than Twilight Sparkle.

Still slightly buzzed Rarity answered the foor. Twilight flinched at the smeel of beer on Rarity . And was her hair... messy? Good lord! "Rarity! You look horrible!"

"No dip, Sherlock," she scowed.

"Sorry. But what's been driving you to drinking?"

Right there, Rarity broke down and started bawling on Twilight's hooves. "Oh Twilight! It's horrible! I drink when I'm stressed and I'm stressed when I drink! It's a never ending cycle! You'v got to help meeeee!"

Twilight pondered for a solution. " You could go back in time and prevent yourself from completing the order. B ut you cannot meet your past self in the flesh, or a paradox willl happen, killing us all!"

"Got it!" Rarity said as she went back n time. But she failed. She saw her past self and the universe imploded, where the only sound left was the diologues from the Back to the Future trilogy that looped. Then Discord came for some odd reason and imploded. The end.

Like I said, just someting really short and random. I'll be damned if this gets lots of views.