Backdoor Room Service

by An Intricate Disguise

Rating: mature
Tags: Colgate, Original Character, Porn, Sex, Slice of Life, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4155

What better way for Jeremy to enjoy his Canterlot hotel stay than hiring an escort named Minty who will supposedly 'only take it in the ass'?

What better way for Jeremy to enjoy his Canterlot hotel stay than hiring an escort named Minty who will supposedly 'only take it in the ass'?

Kinks: Blowjob, Anal, Deepthroating, Rimming, Rough Sex, Facial, Prostitution.

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Published 2018-03-04 22:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-04 22:30:06 UTC

Minty Fresh

It felt nice to be in a bathrobe for once. Jeremy sat on the balcony of his third story room in the Mareionette hotel, reclining in a wooden deck chair with a cool glass of cider, looking down over Canterlot's residential district. Work had been immensely tiring for the past few weeks, so having his employers include a swanky hotel room in his latest trip had been a welcome relief. He was becoming sick of temporary lodging and beds that pained his back, if not for their roughness than for their size.

Luckily, this hotel had beds big enough for ten ponies to fit in, or at least four humans. They were soft, too, and when Jeremy arrived he'd found it difficult not to go straight to sleep after sinking into the mattress. He looked down to his glass with a small smirk; he'd definitely earned this little break.

One glass progressed to two as he counted the streetlights, considering heading out and hitting up some of his Canterlot friends. Jeremy had been travelling back and forth between Equestria and earth for a year and a half now, collaborating with the Equestrian Electrician's Guild and finding work with them whenever he was present. His knowledge of electronics was vastly disparate to that of the Equestrians he had first met, and it made him quite the authority in matters of technology.

Outside of his vocation, he still found plenty to do and enjoy in Equestria. He liked to explore the cities and countrysides, meet strange and wonderful creatures, and most of all to go out with the locals, have a few drinks, maybe a dance if he could muster the energy.

Knocking back his second glass and rubbing a hand over his lightly stubbled cheek, he began to wonder if he had said energy. Today's work had been a pretty tiring affair, slipping into large openings in an electrical grid and spending hours fiddling with fuse boxes, contorting his body into strange and unnatural shapes if only to reach them. He'd fixed the issue in the end, but the price was a dull ache in his shins. Jeremy was fairly sure that dancing wasn't on the cards tonight.

If not that, then what? This was his first day off in a good while, was he really going to let it go to waste? Still uncertain, Jeremy reached for a nearby newspaper, the Canterlot Times, untouched until now, and began flicking through, hoping to find some form of evening attraction that wouldn't involve too much running around on his part.

Well, the Canterlot bar crawl was certainly out of the question already, as was the Tail Shake bar and club's dance night. Unfortunately, Canterlot reminded him of a lot of student towns he had encountered back on earth. An old city with a rich heritage during the day, party central the second it hit dark. Not that Jeremy usually minded—he was approaching thirty, but he looked good for his age, and definitely didn't look out of place on the dancefloor.

He was a little buzzed from the cider right then, and usually that would have been all he needed to get on the phone to a couple of his buddies and head out, but he didn't know if he could bring himself to go that far.

Jeremy carried on flicking through the paper until he'd passed the relevant section, his mind lethargic as he kept turning the pages, passing the puzzle section and eventually reaching the ads at the back. A sudden craving for Chinese food sounded in his mind, but he just as quickly remembered that didn't exist here and quit looking for an advert. Still, in his short lived search, he found something even more interesting, seemingly innocuous and boring like the other ads but completely different all the same.

It was an advert for an escort. Her blue, fuzzy image was in full colour, bent over with her tail covering her privates, her face obscured by the angle but her tight, firm body on full display. Jeremy paused, feeling a slight twitch in his pants as his eyes hovered over the image once more, concluding to read the words beside it if only to satisfy his sudden curiosity.

"Hey there, stud, you can call me Minty. I'm twenty-three, available, and down to fuck. For fifty bits I'll show you what you're missing out on, for a hundred, I'll rock your world. I absolutely love sucking cock and taking something hard between my hind legs, so why don't you pull my little tail to the side and show me what you can do?

Ps. I only take it in the ass, but you won't be complaining.

Jeremy had to take a deep breath by the time he got to the end of that steamy passage, realising his cock was already beginning to grow in his underwear just from the thought. Below that were some contact details, and he could already feel himself beginning to pull out his telephone, the urge growing stronger the longer he stared at the picture of her tight ass, her offer for him to pull her tail to the side and how much he wanted to indulge the request...

Jeremy had never hired a prostitute before, he'd never fucked a pony before either. Even still, after a couple of drinks and a long day he was beginning to feel increasingly pent up, and he knew he wouldn't be back on earth for months. Was he really willing to wait that long just to get some ass when there was a sexy and willing mare that could come over and fuck him right this second?

...fuck it. He had to see what it was like. Picking up the phone, he rang and instead of going through to an agency like he had expected, he found the mare in question on the other end of the phone line. Jeremy wasn't an awkward man, but realising who he was talking to, he found it difficult not to stammer. "H-hey," he started, his palm feeling sweaty as he pressed the phone against his ear. "Minty, right?"

"Oh?" A second's pause. "Oh, yeah! Minty, that's me! What can I do for you?"

He figured there was little point in beating around the bush. "Well, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was wondering if I'd be able to hire you?"

"Really? Great!" she replied, sounding extremely chipper and almost excited by the prospect. "You want me to come to you now?"

"If you could, that'd be great..." Jeremy rubbed his neck as he tried to get over his apprehension, hoping it would fade by the time she arrived. "I'm in room 304 at the Mareionette, do you know it?"

"I do! I can be there in twenty minutes or less! You excited?"

God, there was something endearing about this mare, it almost took the nerves away. Jeremy grinned as he pressed the phone a little closer to his ear. "I guess I am, yeah," he chuckled, softly biting his lower lip as he looked over her ad one last time. "You sound pretty eager about the whole thing."

"Why wouldn't I be? Who doesn't like to fuck?"

Sometimes, Jeremy forgot how liberal Equestria could be about sex. It was pretty awesome, in all honesty. "I guess that makes two of us, then."

"You'd better be! Anyways, I'm gonna go and get myself ready, meet me in the lobby in twenty?"

"Will do, no problem."

"Alright, see you then, cutie!" With a light smooching sound the call ended, and Jeremy leaned back with a grin and a short sigh. One more cider couldn't hurt, and it definitely wasn't for the nerves. He went to the bathroom soon after, splashing water over his face and checking himself in the mirror, his green eyes looking back at him. His light brown, crew cut hair was neatly styled, and beneath his ultra-comfy bathrobe was a white patterned shirt and some light blue jeans.

He decided not to shed the robe, his comfort his greatest interest as he headed downstairs to meet with the mare named Minty. Tonight was all about treating himself, from the comfort of his clothes to the dirty fuck he was eagerly anticipating with each step towards the lobby. Guess he'd have to lose the robe eventually, but he'd live with it.

Jeremy hovered around the lobby, trying to look as if he was just waiting for a friend to arrive. It was true that Equestrians didn't particularly care about this sort of thing like people did back home, but even still Jeremy couldn't help but feel a little seedy as he waited for Minty to arrive. Would anyone judge him if they figured it out? Was it that obvious?

Stop worrying, take a breath. Everything's going to be fine, and you're going to enjoy yourself. If he needed any more assurance, seeing the mare in the flesh definitely did the trick. She just over waist height to him, much like a lot of ponies he encountered, with a body just as firm and fluffy as the picture had promised—hell, she looked even better than she did in her ad, a small measure of mascara accentuating her eyes and a white fluffy coat covering her chest as she sauntered over to him, her mouth slowly opening and her eyes sparking.

She broke the silence before it even had a chance to be established. "Holy shit, you're a human?"

"Well, last I checked," he smirked, looking himself over.

He could swear she squee'd at that. "Oh wow, this is incredible! I've... I've seen humans before, but I've never had a chance to have sex with one! Oh, this is going to be great!"

She was bouncing around in circles, jumping around him like a filly as her ass bounced and her tail swirled in small circles, and all Jeremy wanted to do was clamp a hand over her muzzle. She did not just shout that out! The worst part was, no one seemed to bat an eyelid, not even the nearby receptionist!

Still, her jiggling and shaking ass served as a good distraction as she continued to demonstrate her excitement, her ears pert and her hooves tapping against the wooden floors as she pranced in place, standing only inches away from him.

"This is going to be my first time with a pony too, you know."

"It is?" Minty gasped, her eyes widening. "How can it be, you're cute! No, cute is the wrong word..." she began rubbing her chin as she looked him over, studying his slim, fit physique. "I wanna say sexy... but it'll be easier to put a word to when I've got your clothes off. Shall we head to your room?"

"Straight to the chase, huh? I'm down for that." Jeremy wasn't sure if he was still sounding awkward, but he definitely wasn't going to say no to a question like that.

"Great!" Minty led the way to the elevator; apparently she knew this hotel, because she navigated the corridors with ease. They stepped inside together, only the two of them, and with a flash of her horn, Minty shut the grate and pressed the button for the third floor.

As soon as they were moving—a slow, incremental climb—Minty's hooves were on him, brushing past his robe and feeling around his stomach and chest as she raised herself to her hind legs, looking up at him. "I'm gonna show you why a pony—no, scratch that, this pony is the best fuck you could ever have." there was a slight growl in her voice, playful and horny, and Jeremy had to resist the urge to bend her over right there and then.

Still, he figured a little feel couldn't hurt, reaching down and grabbing at her ass as she continued to patter her soft hooves against his belly. Fuck, was she firm. Her ass was so soft and malleable, tight and squeezable, and before he could even consider his actions, Jeremy was giving Minty a sharp slap, the ring of his palm resounding through the elevator as he left a light red mark against her flesh, shining through her fur.

The ding of the elevator was the worst cock block. Jeremy growled at the thing as he forced the gate open, a hand rubbing over Minty's barrel as he took her to his room, her mesmerising ass leading the way as they opened the door and headed inside. "So, did you want to undress me?"

She didn't have to ask twice. Jeremy grabbed her soft coat and pulled it over her, allowing her to lift her forelegs as he pulled it over her head, tussling her white and blue mane as she shook it off and worked her horn around it, finally removing it and allowing Jeremy to see her fuzzy chest. He ran his fingers through her fur, his legs slightly bent to allow him better access, and had to stifle a gasp at just how much his hand tingled as he continued to feel her up, his hands travelling up and down her body as she lightly panted from the contact.

"Now it's my turn to undress you," she smirked, rising up and brushing her hooves against the bottom of his shirt. She clumsily fiddled with his shirt as her hooves pressed against his stomach beneath, and Jeremy had to stifle a laugh.

"Are you going to have any trouble? I can always—"

"This horn isn't just for show, you know." Minty allowed her magic to snake around his robe, slowly pulling it off and in sequence his shirt, then his belt before finally unzipping his pants, the bulge already poking through as she ran a hoof up and down over where his cock was buried by a single piece of fabric. "Do we need to take these off too?"

"How's this?" Jeremy asked, putting his hand into his underwear and threading his hardening cock through the undone zipper until it laid just inches from Minty's muzzle, short breaths from her snout hitting the tip and causing it to lightly twitch in place.

"Perfect..." she purred, inching closer and taking a short lick of him, and oh, Christ, was he in heaven. Her tongue was as eager as it was slick, and it introduced itself to him with a series of taps and licks all over the base, spreading over his length and up to his head, where she lightly sucked against the side of his head as she looked up at him, her need to please evident from her stare, her enjoyment shooting through her whole body as she almost quaked in place. "You've got a really interesting scent, I can't get enough of it."

Clearly she couldn't, considering what she did next. Opening her muzzle, she took his thick cock in her mouth, her cheeks stretching as she struggled to fit it all inside. Her soft, cavernous muzzle squeezed at every inch of him as she held him in place, allowing her tongue to tap the underside of his head as she hummed against his cock, a pleasing vibration that ignited his senses and forced him to gasp out in appreciation.

He loved having his cock hugged by a tight little mouth, and she looked decisively better with him pulsing inside her muzzle, but Jeremy was impatient. He could feel his slightly inebriated mind telling him to push forwards, to see how much she could take, and he slowly began to thrust deeper, pushing his cock inside her and watching as she took it like a pro, sliding him deeper down her throat and slobbering all over him, getting him nice and wet as she left string after string of saliva along his length.

He pulled back as she took a quick breath, his cock glistening with her spittle as she dived back on, gobbling up his entire length before pulling back to halfway and rubbing an insanely luscious hoof along his shaft, down to his balls, lightly cupping them and stroking with affectionate brushes, moaning onto him as she moved to sit on her haunches, a naughty little slut enjoying her meal, tasting him and really putting on a show for his sole viewing pleasure.

She pulled away, tapping his cock against her outstretched tongue as a smile began to form between her open lips, an 'mmh' emanating from her throat that tingled against him whenever his sensitive head made contact with her lips, which she pulled up and down his cock as she lathered him in her spit once more, making sure he was completely wet and ready before sucking it up and spitting it back onto him, a filthy whore that loved her job, loved her chance to please.

"M-most stallions aren't this thick," she said between huffs and licks, her masterful tongue running rings around his head as she licked up his base and lightly nipped at his stomach, her breath heavy. "I can't wait for you to fuck me..."

"Why wait?" Jeremy snickered with a pant, his cock insanely stiff and raring to be pushed inside a tight ass. Minty seemed to take his cue, giving his cock one last kiss before strolling over to the bed and hopping onto it, her tail still firmly pressed between her hind legs.

Looking back to him, she offered a grin and a wink. "I told you you'd have to lift it yourself..."

Jeremy did as he was told, raising her tail with a firm grasp, tugging it slightly as he took in the sight of her puffy little pussy and her supple ass for the first time, causing her to gasp and shift in place. Her pussy was already slick with her juices, but her ass was completely dry and he didn't have any lube. His cock was wet, sure, but she was right, with the size difference between them, he was quite thick, so there was only one solution.

Jeremy left a few kisses against her cheeks before diving in, licking at her puckered little hole and coating it with moisture, his tongue snaking along the edges and around the rim of her asshole as she lightly cooed and shook her voluptuous plot up and down, up and down. He forced his tongue inside, the taste exotic but pleasant all the same, and he was glad to find she was completely clean as he lapped away, the musky texture of her ass and the softness of her hole against his tongue only serving to excite him more as she moaned and moaned and begged him with the undulations of her throat to just fuck her already.

As Jeremy licked, he reached his hands out and gently scratched up her back, exploring her body even as his tongue explored her anus, finding her most sensitive parts and paying special attention to everywhere he could reach, admiring how tight she was that she even tugged against his tongue as he tried to retract it.

Eventually, he pulled away, taking some of her pussy's wetness with his fingers and rubbing it into her asshole, lubing her up even more. Once she was completely ready, he spat on his cock once again and rubbed it into his head, lining himself up with her wet hole even as she continued to shake her ass, her head pressed into the bed as he prepared to take her doggy, her eyes half-lidded, a satisfied smile gracing her lips.

He attempted to push inside, and Jesus was it a task not to burst before he'd even gotten halfway, she cuddled his cock so gently, her passage was so soft and wanting and he could barely contain himself as he slid further in, pushing and pushing until he was deep inside, allowing her a little time to adjust as he stretched her out, her face contorting into a mixture of pain and enjoyment as she squeezed her eyes shut, unclenching her body as he bottomed out, having finally pushed all of the way.

The way she sat, how relaxed she was despite the way her asshole stretched around his cock, she was clearly a pro, and Jeremy wondered if he even needed to hold back. Everything up until now had been a warm up, a tease, and now he could finally let loose and fuck, pummel her ass and give her all that had been building up inside of him, his entire load and every ounce of energy he could summon.

He began to work his hips, holding her in place as he pulled back before slamming in deeper, utilising more force as he stopped her from being able to pull away, not that she seemed to mind. She moaned out in rapture as he moved himself into a rhythm, his hips brushing against her plot whenever he pushed his entire length inside her, his cock growing and pulsing until it almost ached as her immensely satisfying walls continued to cling to him, to beseech him to leave his load inside her and give her what she wanted.

He was determined to outlast her. As he fucked her, he saw her running a hoof under the bed and along to her pussy, gently manipulating it even as her horn sparked from the pleasure, running little circles at first but eventually rubbing and flicking against her clit with force as Jeremy continued to pound her, slamming into her ass over and over as his want only grew, his lascivious need to fill this mare, to coat her, to pump hot cum all over her body...

"Oh f-fuck, that feels so good..." Minty whined as Jeremy continued to thrust deeper and faster, his momentum building even as he felt something else build inside him, a burning in his stomach that threatened to engulf him as electrodes danced over his senses, his synapses scorched with sizzling heat as he smothered her sexy little ass in cock, her contracting hole attempting to choke the spunk out of him even as he held on, his breath coming in rapid and heavy breaths as he struggled to hold on, to carry on.

Minty let out a powerful moan from beneath him, her entire body quivering as her legs almost gave out, causing Jeremy to clutch her harder as she squirted between his legs, her pussy shooting warm streams of liquid onto the floor as she cried out, her asshole tightening even more from the orgasm as Jeremy pushed himself to the edge, fucking as hard and fast as he could, becoming frantic as he sped up, barely remembering to breathe as he brought himself to the limit of human endurance, to the limit of how long you could fuck a mare like that and not cum inside of her...

With a sudden change of heart, he pulled out, grabbing her by the back of the neck and pulling her around until she faced him, tapping his cock against her cheek as he teetered on the verge of orgasm, on the precipice of his climax as he stuffed her maw full of cock once more, squeezing it and jerking it fast as he felt his barriers finally beginning to crumble before her heavenly tongue.

His first spurt was inside of her mouth, her cheeks bulging as it hit her throat, her mouth open and hungry as he pulled back, letting strings shoot onto her face and into her mane as his cock burned with the feeling of release he had been so desperate for, that he was so glad was finally upon him. He painted her like a beautiful little canvas, glazing her in his thick, white, creamy juice until she was completely covered, his cock shooting the last remnants of his cum over her snout, causing it to drip down as he fell down beside her, completely spent.

"That..." Minty gave him a look he couldn't describe, but he imagined 'having recently had a religious experience' would sum it up rather well. "That's on the house. Fuck, that was good."

Jeremy ran a finger over her fur as he chuckled, leaning back and getting acquainted with his soft mattress once more. Maybe it wasn't a night out on the town, but that was the most fun he'd had in months. "Hey, Minty?"

"Call me Minuette."

"...huh. Why'd you tell me your real name?"

"Because if that's how well you fuck, you can be sure I'll be seeing you again off the clock."

"Heh, maybe you'll even let me take your pussy?"

"Don't push your luck," she snickered as she rolled over to face him. "Still, we've got the rest of the night yet. Anything could happen, right?"

Jeremy could already feel his cock stirring at the implication of her words, he definitely liked the sound of that.