Author: Well here you are Pinkie. Your very own story just like I promised. It’s yours to write as you please.
Pinkie: Awww, thank you so much. I’m so glad you let me do this. It’s going to be so much fun.
Author: I’m sure it will. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go far away from here just in case the universe blows up or something.
Pinkie: You’re just going to leave me alone? Don’t you at least want to see what I’m going to write?
Author: Nope, I’m basically out the door already. Just try not to destroy everything while I’m gone, okay?
Pinkie: I’m sure everything will be fine. Now let’s get this story started everypony!