My New Life In Equestria: Year 1.

April 4, 1002.
7:43 A.M.

Silver Tounge strode down the cobblestone street with only one thing on his mind.

"Gotta find a way to get a piece of that ass." He flipped through his saddle bag and found his bit pouch. Jingling it he put it back satisfied that he had plenty of bit's to spare.

"Stupid podunk town." He snared.

"The only thing good here is the mare's." He thought about it.

"Even then there are slim pickins." His cock twitched as his thought's drifted to six mare's in general that for on his 'Fuck before I die' list. His mouth began to salivate as his dick burned from within its sheath, begging for release.

"I can't take this much longer." He snarled looking for something to satisfy his urge's. As he looked around his eye's settled on a trio of flower sister's. His cock twitched with anticipation.

"Oh, they'll do nicely!" He started to make his way over to them, a suave grin spread across his muzzle.

"There just ripe enough." He was about a foot away when something stepped in his way.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" The voice said as she backed up a little bit. Silver who was knocked out of his trance began to seethe.

"Watch were-" His anger died in his throat as looked upon the pony that had stopped him from his latest conquest. He looked upon the visage of one Princess Flurry Heart. His dick went as hard as it could at the sight of pure perfection before him.

"Um." He replied as Flurry looked back feeling sheepish. Finally, his brain began to think for him and he cleared his throat.

"No sorry." He chuckled.

"The fault was mine. I wasn't watching where I was trotting." He nervously laughed as Flurry giggled. Then her eye's lit up and she grasped his hoof.

"Hey, you're a native of Ponyville right?" She asked. Silver looked around as ponies began to stare at the newest princess.

"Um yeah." He replied not feeling all that comfortable about this mare.

"Then can you point me in the direction of Ponyville General?" She asked as Silver's libido died down.

"Sure." He did not sound thrilled at all but his disappointment was lost on Flurry as she squealed and began to drag him along.

"Perfect!" She giggled.

"Mom and Dad are going to be so surprised!" She danced a little jig that nearly made Silver puke on the spot.

"This is going to be a long day." Silver thought.

"And not the fun kind." His dick spoke.

Rarity's Carousel Boutique.

After yet another hectic week spent in the hospital, the group all decided to take the next week off and rest. There new week was starting and the first thing Rarity suggested was an all-day trip to the spa. As the group, all arrived at Rarity's, however, she noticed that Joseph was rather restless.

"Dear, what's the matter?" She put a hoof on his leg causing him to look down and smile.

"Oh hey, Rarity." He said feeling out of place.

"Nothing much. Just been feeling all wound up." He looked like he was contemplating something. Rarity studied him for a sec.

"Fidgety, looking all around, he clearly doesn't feel tired but not relaxed either." Then it clicked in her brain. She smirked as she trotted over to Dash who looked less than enthused at an all-day spa trip but was still willing to put up with it for her friends. Rarity trotted over and whispered into her ear. Her eye's lit up as she grinned like mad.

"Are you sure Rare's?" She asked feeling more than a little bummed out at missing the day with her friend's. Rarity scoffed.

"Please, darling. I can see the inner you wanting nothing to do with all this 'frue frue' nonsense." she winked. Dash rolled her eye's and chuckled.

"Well, it has been a while since the big guy and I went to the gym." She said causing Rarity to smile.

"You don't say?" She smirked as Dash narrowed her eye's.

"Rarity what are planning?" She asked. Rarity just waved a hoof.

"Oh, darling whatever are you talking about?" She feigned innocent. Dash just chuckled.

"Sure Rarity," Dash said trotting over to Joseph and not believing a word Rarity said. Joseph gave her a wave as she sauntered over and smirked. "Why am I so excited?" She felt a little off.

"Well big guy look's like you and I are going to spend the day together." She chuckled as Joseph thought about this new development. Curiosity got the better of him.

"Any reason why?" He asked looking over to Rarity who gave him a wink.

"Rarity said that you weren't too thrilled with spending the whole day cooped up at the spa." She sighed in relief.

"Honestly neither was I." She nudged him in the leg.

"Guess I owe you one." She smirked as Joseph chuckled. As the two made their way out Joseph held the door open.

"After you my lady!" He bowed as Dash snickered, flicking his head with her tail on the way out.

"Dork." Joseph laughed as he joined her on the way to the gym, all the while Rarity watched as the two 'friend's' took off to enjoy there day together. Twilight trotted over and sighed.

"You've been to much time with Cadance again haven't you?" She asked causing Rarity to flush.

"Oh, whatever do you mean dear?" Rarity said while she went to go join the others. Twilight smirked as she and the other's began to file out of Rarity's boutique.

"You love playing ms. matchmaker." Then she frowned.

"But don't you think this is taking it a little to far?" She nodded to the two on the horizon.

"I mean what if he find's a way home? Then what?" She asked causing Rarity to pause mid-stride. Then she smiled softly.

"My dear if life has taught me anything it's that love can conquer any obstacle. If he find's away home, then he'll find a way to make this work." Then she shook her head.

"Alas, I must say that this is just a spark, a fleeting ember of passion for those two." She gave the two a soft look.

"They don't even realize it yet. There so cute together." She squealed as the other's all shook there head's. Fluttershy stole a glance in the two's direction.

"Remember what I said Dash." She smiled.

"Don't break his heart and I won't break your wing's." She trotted along catching up with the others.

Silently a shadow swooped down, trailing the dynamic duo to there destination.

Rock and A Hard Place, Ponyville Gym.

Joseph and Dash made it to the gym and with a sigh of relief found it to be nearly empty.

"Great!" Dash said speeding to the door and holding it open with a wing. She then motioned with her hooves at Joseph.

"Come on slowpoke!" She waved.

"Hustle hustle or all the good machine's 'll be gone." Joseph just chuckled and powerwalked the rest of the way there earning a swap on the ass from Dash who flew in the building as soon as Joseph passed through the threshold.

"Ok so same old, same old?" Dash asked as her adrenaline kicked into high gear. Joseph felt the air around them take on the distinct sent of ozone and chuckled as his own adrenaline got going.

"Sure why not." He stated as the two went over to the counter and grabbed a pair of yoga mats.

"All right several sets of wing up's." Dash listed off their normal workout routine.

"Then several sets of plank's." He said as they laid their mats down. They both then did a quick set of warm-up stretches and then got down onto there mats.

"Ready?" Dash asked as Joseph looked her in the eye's and nodded.

"Go!" Dash and Joseph set off at a sedated pace. As Dash had once said "No point in overexerting yourself to early." The two counted off until they had hit Joseph's upper limit of fifty. Joseph was impressed.

"Wow still got it even after spending nearly half my time here at the hospital." He chuckled as Dash laughed.

"Hey you don't mind if I do a few more?" she asked causing Joseph to contemplate her query.

"Not at all dash." He stated causing Dash to grin.

"Great!" She said as she ramped up her pace. "Why am I showing off?" She reasoned it was due to her stay at the hospital.

"Yeah that's it. Need to make up for all the time spent lazing about in there stupid comfy bed's." She smirked and pushed herself to do another fifty before calling a timeout. In that time Joseph had gone and gotten a few bottles of water.

"Here you go he passed one over to Dash.

"Thank's." She said taking it holding it with her wing's and using her teeth to pry the lid off. She took a few swigs but stopped when she noticed Joseph starring at her.

"What?" She asked feeling very warm inside.

"Do I have something on my coat?" She asked looking at her body. Joseph laughed as he waved a hand.

"No, no Dash." He said wiping a tear from his eye.

"It's just that I don't think I've never seen a pegasus do that before." He said causing Dash to catch on.

"Oh, the wing thing?" She started flexing her wing out for him to see. "So glad no pony else is here." She said as Joesph studied her wing's structure.

"Yeah hanging out with Fluttershy is a lot different than hanging out with you." He mused.

"Still learn something new every day." He mused as he mentally went over there list.

"Ok, so what's next?" He asked snapping Dash out of her stray thought's.

"Oh um yeah, let me.." She thought about it.

"Next is weight's." She said as they went over to the lifting bench. As they went over to the weight rack to select what they would need the door to the gym opened and in trotted a familiar face.

"Hello Rainbow Dash!" She and Joseph stopped and looked at the newcomer. Dash paled at the site of this stallion.

"Hotshot?" She starred as he sauntered over and sat down in there path. He smirked and wiggled his eyebrows.

"Hey, sweetie. Miss me?" He asked causing both Dash and Jospeh to recoil in shock.