My New Life In Equestria: Year 1.

March 9, 1002.

"Finally!" Joseph breathed in a lungful of fresh mourning air as he stood outside for the first time in days. Beside him, Rarity and Twilight came out of the hospital with smile's on there faces.

"Good new's Joseph you have a clean bill of health." Twilight smiled as Joseph gave a contemplative look.

"What's wrong dear?" Rarity asked as the group began to trot up the road. Joseph sighed.

"Where am I going to stay?" He felt very out of place asking that but he felt like getting it out of the way. Twilight gave a small snort.

"You're staying with me silly." Joseph did a double take.

"What?" Rarity was surprised.

"What's wrong with that dear?" She asked causing Joseph to stammer a little bit.

"What's wrong? I haven't been here a week and I get to stay at the princess's castle. Just like that." He snapped his finger's. Twilight just laughed.

"Well don't worry." She pointed to Rarity. "We discussed the pro's and con's and even the other princess's got a vote." Joseph paled a little bit.

"What do you mean a vote?" He didn't like where this was going.

Earlier in the week at the Castle Of Friendship.

"So Twi what are we here for?" Pinkie asked bouncing about in her chair. She giggled as a field of blue magic grasped her and forced her to sit still.

"Pinkie dear what have I told you about proper etiquette?" Rarity asked shooting Pinkie a soft glare. Pinkie just laughed.

"Oh, Rarity this is Twilight we're talking about. You know she likes to throw etiquette out the window." She giggled at Rarity's appalled face as the rest of their friends joined them in the throne room. When they were all present Twilight clapped her hooves in excitement.

"What's got Y'all all excited Twi?" Applejack asked as she took her seat.

"We are going to have to do something about Joseph." She started the topic off. Dash smirked.

"Finally." She said leaning back in her chair. Twilight scowled.

"Not like that Rainbow." Her stare elicited a scowl from Dash.

"But why not? Shouldn't we at least keep an eye on him?" She threw up her hooves in annoyance. Twilight blushed as she thought about what Rainbow had said.

"Ow." Dash frowned.

"Ow? Ow, what?" Then she thought about it. "No Twi. I didn't mean kill him." She shook her head in embarrassment while

"I mean I don't trust the guy as far as I can throw him but still." She sighed feeling like a jerk now. Twilight cleared her throat.

"Ok so now that we're all on the same page." She looked around the table and got nods of approval.

"So after some communications with myself and the other princess's we have come to the conclusion that it would be best for us and him if he stayed in Ponyville for now." She stated as she brought the map of Equestria up and a small circle appeared around the small town.

"So It's like a quarantine?" Fluttershy spoke up.

"More like a house arrest," Dash stated causing the other's to give her looks of concern. "What?" She asked as they all continued to stare at her.

"Oh, nothing dear." Rarity stated smirking all the way. "Just cute the way you distrust him one minute and the next you care." Dash just laughed.

"Come on Rare's. True I don't trust the guy but I don't hate him." Applejack scoffed.

"Could've fooled me the way Y'all' were with him the other day." She adopted a bad impression of Rainbow's raspy voice.

"I don't trust you so watch yourself." She stated to the whole counsel of friends. Once she was done she set herself down.

"I believe I made my point." Dash looked around feeling like shit with every scowl she saw on her friends.

"Ok so maybe I came off a little too strong." She chuckled while rubbing the back of her head. Twilight shook her head.

"Look Dash I get where you're coming from. Beleive me," she smirked. "But we have to set an example not just for ourselves but for the rest of Equestria as well." She used her magic on the table to scry out there new friend. Joseph was currently resting in his hospital bed. Twilight's horn lit up once more and the view zoomed in a little more.

"Now let's see what he has to think about." Her horn lit up once more and the room was suddenly flooded by the din of random noise until Twilight's horn lip up and the noise ceased.

"Sorry about that." She started firing off her spell once more. Instead of the din before the noise that came from the map was now a very recognizable voice, one they had gotten to know quite well over the past few day's.

"Man what a weird few day's." Joseph rolled over as he slept. "Can't wait till I get out of here." Twilight and the other's watched and listened as Joseph went through the events of the past few days in his brain.

"Got whisked off to Equestria, met the main six, the other Princess's and got told off by Rainbow." Dash cringed at that part as the other's gave her a knowing smirk.

"Next time make sure nopony is within earshot of the door sugar cube." Applejack winked. Dash just rolled her eye's.

"Still can't say it's all bad." Joseph continued his inner monologue. "Still have yet to see Spike of the C.M.C." He giggled as he thought about them.

"I bet there so adorable." This got a collective "ahh" from the girl's who giggled as he continued. He sighed and began to fidget in his sleep.

"Still, hope I didn't unintentionally piss of Dash." Dash just sighed as well.

"Of course not big guy." She stated as the other's continued to listen.

"My mouth is just to fast for my brain to keep up with sometime's." She went back to listening along with the others.

"I wonder If Pinkie is going to throw a party?" That caused Pinkie to gasp.

"Oh my gosh I totally forgot you guy's!" she said as she jumped out of her chair.

"BEBACKINALITTLEWHILESEEYOUGIRLSLATERBYE!" She shouted as she zipped out the castle. The group all chuckled and went back to listening until Applejack spoke up.

"You know Twi I'm all for getting some info on this guy but is this really the right way to go about it?" Twilight stopped to think about it and frowned.

"You have a point AJ." She said as she began to cast the counterspell.

"I wonder if Spike and Rarity are together?" At that Rarity's face went a deep shade of crimson as the other's all snickered.

"WHAT!?" She stated as she stood there trying not to lose her regal composer. "As far as males go Spike is a complete gentaldrake who know's how to treat a lady." She defended shoving her nose in the air.

"Don't worry about it Rarity." Dash nudged her in the ribs. "We can all keep a secret." She smirked as Rarity hid her scarlet face.

"Ok, now enough of this." Applejack snickered. "Let's give Joseph his privacy back Twi." As the spell faded from view Fluttershy spoke up.

"So where is he going to be staying?" Twilight just smirked.

"Welcome to your new home!" Twilight through up her hooves as she and Joseph entered the grand hall of her castle. Joseph stood there in awe of the architecture before him.

"The TV show does not do this place justice." He muttered to himself as Twilight lead him throughout the castle until she stopped at a door in the crystal wall.

"And this will be your room." She started opening the door and allowing Joseph to enter first.

"So what do you think?" She asked feeling very nervous. Joseph walked around looking at the simplicity of it all. There was a bed just big enough for him to sleep in on the far wall surrounded in both sides by a bedside table, a desk adorned the adjacent wall next to the door and off the side was a small cabinet for clothes. He gave her a big smile.

"This is perfect." He threw himself into the bed and sank into the plush mattress. He had a good feeling about this place, about all of Equestria.

"This is going to be a great place to stay." He sighed as he looked out the window.

"Still around noonish." He looked at Twilight who was still standing there.

"So Twilight is there any way I can talk you into giving me a tour of the town?" He asked as Twilight's eye's lit up.

"Of course! Let me get my saddlebags!" In a flash, she disappeared leaving Joseph to chuckle as he contemplated the complexities of teleportation.