Location Ponyville

Time 9:27 A.M

"Dammit! Dropped it again." I yell out as I bend down to pick up a box of sheets. Thats like the third time I dropped something be it a pillow or blanket. As I pick up the box I see Misty laughing at me. She has no problem carrying boxes on her back since you know she's a pony. I wish we had a cart or something but I think Swift would of taken it. I straighten out the boxes I was carrying and head threw our front gate. "Have you decided which room you want Misty?" I ask her as we walk inside.

"I want the big middle one!" She happily says as we set the boxes down. I can't help but to laugh.

"I think Swift deserves that one on of account how much she's down already." I say. Looking around Swift has been at work cleaning. Not a single speck of dust on the first floor.

"I deserve what now?" Swift says coming into the room. She has duster in her mouth and is wearing her maid uniform. I can't help but to blush when I look at her. Damn maid uniforms.

"We where just talking about what rooms we where going to stay in." I say.

"Well I already Cleaned and moved Into one on the right." She says picking up one of the boxes. "I'm about to clean upstairs now. The master bedroom will be clean in about a hour or two. And Misty can have whatever room I clean next."

"I really don't want it." I say honestly while I help stabilize The box on Swift's back. "All this stuff is to much for a ranger. Hell I'll happily sleep outside." I pick up the other box and follow Swift upstairs.

"Really now? What happens when you bring home a mare than?" Swift playfully asks me as she gives me a sultry look.

"Theirs not going to be a mare I bring home." I say as we sent the boxes down.

Swift gives me a sad look. "And why's that?" She asks.

I sigh "One I already went through the whole relationship thing and she was killed at the battle of Hoover Dam. Two, I wont have time. With this whole Diamond dog thing and taking care of Misty." I say.

Swift sadly smiles at me. "So you don't want any pony than." She says as she pulls out some sheets.

"Maybe I don't know. I still love Ellie and how did we get on about my love life?" I asks as I get her some pillows.

"I'm just curios Wolf. We are going to be seeing each other more. Just wanted to know more about you." Swift says as she puts sheets on her bed.

I put the pillows down. "And I would like to know more about you. But we can do that at dinner. I need to go get the lay of the land. Can you watch Misty for me?" I ask as we both walk down the stairs.

"Of course. She can help me clean." Swift says happily.

We walk down the stairs and I call for Misty. "Misty! I'm headed out. Swift is in charge of you until I get back." I yell

"Okay!" I hear her yell from the kitchen while Swift runs to get her.

I shake my head and leave the house. I start heading towards the Everfree forest to walk along the edges of it. It takes about ten minutes to get there. The forest looks even more uninviting the closer you get to it. I sigh and start walking along the edge of it. From what I can tell there's only one road into it and it starts at the other end of town so looks like I have some walking to do.

Twenty minutes later I'm walking alongside a fence with apple trees on the other side. As i was walking I hear a loud knock. I stop and look to see Applejack kicking a tree with her back legs. I watch her kick the tree to my surprise all the apples fell off neatly into buckets. She wipes some sweat off her forwards and walks over to me.

"Well howdy there Wolf what are you up to?" Applejack asks.

"I've been assigned to patrol Ponyville by the princesses so I was getting a lay of the land." I say honestly.

"Well I'll be. Hope your ready for the craziness of it all." She says.

"Ma'am I know I can handle it. I'll let you get back to work." I say as I start to walk off.

She waves as she gets back to work. "Your welcomed anytime here." She says as she walks away.

I continue to walk but I notice some grey in a bush. I quickly dip into the forest and crouch down. A minute of silently walking behind the bush I get a clear view of what was in front of me. It's a diamond dog alright but it's more slender and curvy than the ones I've dealt with. Like way more curvy and yep that's a pair of breasts. I blush since of course she's not wearing any clothes. I stop still to she whats she's doing and it gives me some concern. She's watching the farm and to be more specific Applejack. Deciding she was a threat I slowly sneak up on her. I notice her ears perk up when I get close so I quickly grab her.

It didn't go as exactly planned since I ended up tackling her onto the ground. We struggled for a bit grunting as we tried to get a hold of each other. We rolled a couple of times switching places who was on top until evently she tried to bite my arm and I was able to get her in a choke hold. I held her in the choke hold until she passed out. That was not the way a elite soldiers fights. We both were caked in mud. I tried to sling her over my back but I couldn't so it ended up with me carrying her bridle style out of the forest where Applejack was standing blushing.

"What in tarnation where you two doing in there? If it's what all that grunting and mud on y'all indicates than don't tell me." She says looking bright red.

I can't help but blush again. "It's not what it looks and or sounded like." I say defending myself. "She was spying on you and I missed trying to grab her." Applejack looks mad now.

"She was what! Take her to the barn I'll get Mac and some rope. If she's working for that diamond dog legion Celestia help me." She says as she storms off. I follow her holding the diamond dog. Something tells me she's not with the legion on of account how skinny she is and how she's naked. Great now I'm blushing more. I need to calm down. I'm better than a horny teenager. I say to myself as I walk her into the barn. I just hope I don't have to do anything rash.

Author's Note

Sometimes I wish the show went more into depth about other species. Like female diamond dogs and Minotaur's. And actually have bat ponies.