A day (or more) in the life of Anonfilly
You are Anon. Pretty standard to be honest. You currently live with Twilight in her crystal castle, living off of her as best as you can while you try to earn enough money doing odd jobs around Ponyville to move out, because all you want is to be independent in this strange world.
Unfortunately, you are unable to go out today due to the weather: there is currently a massive storm that is raging outside, meaning that you, Twilight, Starlight and Spike are trapped in the castle until it passes.
“Why the fuck do the pegasi create this awful weather…” You mutter to yourself as you sit in your bedroom and look out the window. In all honesty, you like the rain, but when it’s this bad no one goes out, meaning you can’t head out to do your random odd jobs, and as such you are currently bored as fuck.
You don’t know how long you sit there looking out the window, but eventually you hear a knock at your door. You slowly get up and wander over to the door. You open the door to find a very excited Starlight on the other side. “Hi Anon!” She says, practically beaming.
“Oh, hey. I didn’t know you were Cadance.”
“What do you mean?” She asks, tilting her head to the side in confusion.
“Never mind. So what’s got you so excited?” You lean against the door frame.
“Are you busy with anything?” You shake your head in response. “Oh good. Me and Twilight have something we’d like to try on you if you’d let us?!” She seems overly excited about this, and that makes you nervous. Whenever these two get excited about something normally something bad ends up happening, and usually that something happens to involve you in some way.
“I suppose so, I am bored as fuck right now… I got one question though: is this going to kill me or hurt me in any way?”
“It shouldn’t do, but it hasn’t exactly been tested on a human before, so there could be some adverse side effects.” Her smile wavered a little bit before returning in full force.
“Well, I already said yes so, well sure then. Although I better not wake up dead after.”
“Yay! Ok follow me down to the library: Twilight is currently there just finishing up.” She completely ignored your completely incorrect statement about waking up dead, opting instead to turn around and gallop down the hall, not even waiting for you. You just shake your head and start walking a few seconds later, shutting the door behind you.
-
You open the doors to the library about five minutes later, having decided to take your time. You are greeted by a kind of adorable sight: Both Twilight and Starlight are standing next to each-other with wide smiles on their faces. They looked like identical twins, just with a different coat color and different mane styles and colors.
“Hi Anon!” Twilight greets, almost exactly how Starlight did before.
“Oh not you too. I have enough of that shit with Cadence.” You say, although you can’t help but smile a bit. “So, what exactly is it that you two wanted?”
“We’ve been doing some research, and we’ve managed to combine the age spell that Trixie used in the magic duel I had with her, and a completely new spell that Starlight found which will hopefully be able to transform you into a pony!” Twilight said as fast as she could, reminding you quite a lot of Pinkie Pie.
“… Are you sure this is a good idea?” You can’t help but ask. They both nodded, of course.
“Don’t worry. We are almost certain that it will only turn you into a pony. There shouldn’t be any side effects, although we aren’t sure on some specifics, such as what race you’ll be, or whether you’ll have any residual magic like all ponies in Equestria do.” Starlight tries to assure you.
“Well, I guess let’s just get this over with. I already agreed anyway, and as long as I don’t get hurt…”
“That’s the spirit! Alright, so you don’t need to do anything other than stand there in the middle of that circle-” Twilight pointed over to a circle of runes and other fancy looking scribbles that were written on the floor and were glowing a pale purple. “And Starlight and I will do the rest. It’s a very powerful spell, so it will require both of us to pull it off.”
You walked into the glowing circle, which caused the runes to glow slightly brighter. You turned around when in the centre, and watched as the two ponies got on either side of the circle. Their faces lost their smiles as they closed their eyes almost simultaneously and they began to concentrate.
Their horns started glowing their respective colors, and you could see yourself light up with a mixture of the two auras as they surrounded you. The light grew brighter by the second, as did the glow coming from the runes on the floor. After about 30 seconds, the light was so bright that you had to shut your eyes.
Suddenly, you felt a very strange sensation. It was unlike anything you had ever felt before. It was as though your body was warping, but it didn’t hurt. You could feel yourself shrinking. And then the feeling stopped. You didn’t feel sick from the experience, despite not being in your own body anymore. You decided to open your eyes again as you saw through your eyelids that the light was beginning to dim.
You glance down, and are shocked, despite knowing that it was going to happen, to find that you are staring down at a tiny green chest and short green legs with hooves on the end. When you look up, you suddenly realise that you can’t stand up properly like that in this body, and end up falling forward. You still try to catch yourself instinctively with your hands, but fail because they are no longer hands, but small green hooves. As such, you faceplant the ground hard, grunting as you do.
After a few seconds, you open your eyes again after the fall and glance around. You look up and see two ponies gawping at you with their mouths on the floor. After a few more seconds, one spoke.
“I can’t believe that actually worked. Well, sort of.”
You couldn’t help but growl to yourself at realising that they didn’t actually have high hopes of it working, but you fought it away and instead tried to get up. It was difficult to say the least. Going from two legs and feet to four legs and hooves was beyond difficult. The most you succeeded in doing was lifting yourself up a bit before falling unceremoniously to the ground again. That didn’t last long, however.
“Oh. My. Celestia. You are just the cutest thing I have ever seen!” You hear and suddenly feel two hooves on your cheeks, squashing your face and shifting it around. Said hooves were pink.
“He is just so adorable now!” Twilight said, also running forward, and instantly started petting you on the head while cooing. You would probably find their actions cute as well if you weren’t the one currently being molested.
“Can you two get the **** off… me?”
They both realised what they were doing and leaned back, obviously confused by what came out of your mouth, but also embarrassed by their actions. “W-what did you just say?” Starlight asked.
“I said, can you two get the **** off me. What the ****! Why do I keep making that stupid beeping sound whenever I swear! What did you two do to me?!” You end up half yelling, trying to get up again more frantically but still not managing to.
“I-I don’t know. The spell worked as it was supposed to, somewhat surprisingly. It turned you into a pony, although a very young one by the looks of you. Maybe…” Twilight started and trailing off in thought with a hoof on her chin.
You couldn’t help but panic at the thought of not being able to swear, and started trying every curse word you could think of. “****, ****, ****, *******!” All that was coming out of your mouth was a series of beeps. “W-why?!” You nearly started crying, moving your front hooves now to cover your face.
Wait a minute. Crying? What are you, a kid now? Speaking of… You mentally go through a checklist of all your body parts. Everything you can think of checks out for a pony, except one thing… “WHAT!” You yell, causing Twilight to jump out of her musing. You try to twist yourself around so you were on your back. When you finally made it, you looked down at yourself, specifically between your two hind legs.
“WHERES MY ****! Oh come on, I can’t even say ****?! **** this! Turn me back, please!” You practically beg Twilight, who is now giving you a look of concern.
“I-I’m not sure if we can…” She said, looking down.
“What. You turned me into a little filly without first having found out how to turn me back?!” You say, starting to shake with fear and anger.
Starlight then interrupted “B-but we can try! Right Twilight?” She said, glancing at Twilight and giving her a look that said ‘just do it’. Twilight then put on another smile, although this one looked a bit strained.
“Y-yeah, of course we can. I-I’m sure it’ll be just as simple as reversing the spell…” She said, obviously lying. Man, these ponies are all terrible liars. Well, except for Starlight that is, which makes sense you guess after having lied for a lot of her life.
“I swear, if I don’t have a **** again within the next three minutes I’m gonna flip.” You said, already knowing what the outcome was going to be.
With that, both of them took their positions back on either side of you, and their horns lit up again. The same thing from before happened: everything started to glow really brightly, until you were blinded. However, a couple of seconds after you shut your eyes, the light instantly went. You opened your eyes to still find yourself lying on your filly back in the middle of the circle. Both Starlight and Twilight were panting on either side, probably exceptionally tired from the strong magic they were attempting, or the fact that the spell wouldn’t work, or both.
“I’-I’m sorry Anon… The spell just won’t work in reverse it seems… It’s not as simple as that…” Twilight said lowering her head.
You just closed your eyes and started to breathe slowly, trying to calm yourself down.
“Maybe it would’ve been a better idea to find out how to turn him back before we tried it.” Starlight added, also looking down a bit.
“You think?!” The words just came out of your mouth. All they served to do was make both Twilight and Starlight look more upset at their fuck-up, and Twilight even started to cry. Fuck, now you feel really bad at shouting at them. You never could stand the sight of one of these ponies crying, especially if it was something you had done.
All the anger just drained out of you, as you started trying to move towards Twilight in an attempt to comfort her. When that failed and you just stayed laying, you just spoke to her instead. “Look, I’m sorry for yelling at you. I know you were both excited about this, and yes it worked. I’m sure that you can come up with a solution if you just did some more research into it.” And if they didn’t find a solution then you were gonna go apeshit, but you didn’t tell them that.
“Twilight looked up at you and smiled a bit, her eyes still watery. “I-I’ll find a way to fix you, don’t worry.”
“In the meantime, though, seeing as you’re stuck like this, how about you find something to do while we try to find a solution?” Starlight offers, attempting to be the voice of reason in this fucked up situation.
“I suppose I could use something to get my mind off of… this” You indicated with you hooves at your body as best as you could. Although in case you’d forgot, I can’t even get up, let alone walk. And I probably can’t do **** with these hooves.”
“Maybe you should stop cursing as well. Surely that beeping is going to get on your nerves. I know it’s getting on mine.” Twilight inputs. She had walked over to the table which had hundreds of books strewn over it.
“Ughhh, but I can’t live without swearing!” You say as you turn yourself so you’re lying on your stomach again. Unbeknownst to you, however, as you said that, you had instinctively started pouting. You realised something was up when Starlight walked up closer to you with that look. You know, the one when you see something cute and are overcome with the urge to squeeze it.
“Uhhh, what’s that look for…?” You say, and your question is answered by Starlight sitting in front of you and wrapping her forehooves around you and pulling you roughly into her chest, all while cooing.
“Ohhhh, you’re just sooo cute!!” She said while attempting to squeeze the life out of you.
“G-get off me! I can’t breathe!” You try to say while struggling. It does nothing to dislodge the mare currently latched onto you.
“I know he’s adorable, Starlight, but maybe you should try and teach him how to walk on hooves instead of trying to crush him.” Twilight says, trying her best to hide behind her books for fear of being overcome by the need to crush you by hug as well.
She lets go, albeit reluctantly. You try to scramble backwards away from her. You make it all of one foot before she grabs you with her magic. “Alright then. Shall we head somewhere else then so we can let you research in peace, Twilight?”
“Sure, that’d probably be a better idea. The less I’m interrupted the faster I can find a solution. If I need you at all I’ll ask Spike to find you.”
“Okay, have fun! I know I will!” You didn’t like the sound of that. “Come on then, Anon! Mommy Starlight will show u de wae to walk!”
-
“…Can you please put me down, Starlight. I can walk there myself.” You ask an ecstatic Starlight who is currently trotting down the corridor with you on her back.
“Oh, silly Anon, we’re taking you to learn how to walk, so until you learn I’ll have to carry you!”
“Okay, I’ll crawl my way there then. Where are we even going?”
“My room. I think we should do this in comfort, especially because you’ll probably be falling over quite a bit.”
You couldn’t help but feel a bit offended by her statement, but just shrugged it off in favour of worrying about more pressing matters. The main one being exceptionally awkward: Due to your position on top of Starlight, your legs were currently dangling over the side of her barrel. This means that your newly appeared marehood was positioned perfectly on her back, and was currently rubbing against it as she walked.
It was taking nearly all of your willpower to not moan. How real fillies could stand riding ponies like this is beyond you. It didn’t help that you already found Starlight attractive for a pony as it was, meaning you were actually leaking over her back. You don’t know if she noticed or not, but if she did she didn’t say anything, much to your relief.
It took the two of you about ten minutes to get to her room which was agonising for you. You were beyond glad to finally fall off her back onto the floor as soon as you arrived. Of course she instantly turned around and started trying to fuss over you to see if you was okay from the 2 foot fall.
“Stop fussing over me, I’m fine.” You grumbled, which was just causing Starlight to fuss even more. When she finally finished, she lifted you up with magic and deposited you on her bed.
“Alright, let’s get started!” She exclaimed, actually clopping her hooves together in an excited way. You were actually getting worried about her.
“First, you need to be able to stand.” She jumped up on the bed and moved over to you, and proceeded to stand directly over you. “I’m first going to lift you up and place you on the bed upright. Keep your legs locked straight and hooves facing flat against the bed.”
She then sat down directly behind you, and used her front hooves to lift you up, causing your legs to dangle underneath you. Seeing as you couldn’t exactly do anything to protect your already shattered pride, you just submitted and straightened your legs. Once you did, she lowered you. Your hooves made contact with the bed, and when they did she removed her hooves from under you.
“See that’s not that hard!”
“It ******* well is. It feels so weird.” And you’re making it weirder. Even when you mumble the same beep comes out of your mouth when you swear, at the same volume, which actually makes you jump a bit, making Starlight giggle.
“Now try to stand up on your own. Firstly, bend your legs all at once so that you lower yourself evenly onto the bed in a laying position. Then just stop trying to hold yourself up with your hooves. From there you can just move your hooves wherever. To stand back up, just do the same thing in reverse.”
You can’t help but think this is too much effort for simply learning how to fucking stand and walk. You do what she says though. You manage to get down onto the bed well enough, and end up on your belly. You then try to push up with all four legs at once and, despite being a bit shaky, manage to get up. Starlight is beaming at you.
“See, I knew you could do it!” She says as she actually wraps you in another bone crushing hug.
“***** woman, let me breathe! And stop treating me like a ******* kid!” It takes you a second to realise the first beep you said. “Oh, come on! You ponies don’t even have that word in your language!” And you start pouting again unintentionally into Starlight’s chest.
At this point you just wanted this whole walking thing to be over so you could then walk back to your room and sulk alone.
“Alright, Nonny, Are you ready to try walking now?” You try to say no but your muzzle is still buried in her chest fluff, so it comes out too muffled to understand. She takes it as an affirmation.
“Alright, wonderful! To start with, all you’ve got to do is place one of your front hooves forward.” You are placed back on the bed, where you get up and do what she says. “Next, you move the opposite back hoof to meet the front one that’s still back.” You complied. “Then you move the front hoof that’s still in place forward, and finally move the other back hoof forward. All while you do this, you need to try to put weight as evenly on your hooves as possible.”
You don’t do anything for a few seconds, then try to do the final bit of what she says. As soon as you move your other front hoof though you fall flat on your face into the bed.
“Aw, don’t worry, you can just try that again.” She picks you up and puts you back on your hooves. You try again, and do pretty much the exact same thing again.
-
Countless attempts later, and you were finally able to walk. Your face was hurting from impacting the bed so much (which Starlight ‘kissed better’ when you told her before you realised what you did), which you have no idea how can happen seeing as it’s so soft, but whatever.
“Can I just go back to my room now. I just want to go and suffer by myself to be honest.” You ask Starlight, who is currently hugging you to death again after you succeeded in walking.
“Of course not, silly. We’ve still got lots of fun stuff to do while you’re a filly!”
“How did I know you were gonna say that…” You grumble into her chest. As annoying as it was to be a fucking kid again, you didn’t overly mind all this hugging. If only you’re actual childhood was this comfy. And felt so soft. Not that you would let her know that, of course.
“Do you want some breakfast, sweetie?” you were asked. Fuck, she must really be lonely if she’s even started calling you nicknames now. It makes you almost feel bad for her and say yes. Almost.
“No, I’m not really hungry right now. I’ll probably eat when Twilight figures out a way to turn me back.”
“Nonsense, you must be hungry after all that learning how to walk! We’ll go down to the kitchen and grab something to eat. I’ll also take some in to Twilight while she works.”
And with that, you were lifted up with magic and placed upon Starlight’s back again, much to your annoyance and… discomfort.
“Didn’t you just teach me how to walk so that we didn’t need to do, uh, this anymore?”
“Nope! Now stop complaining and enjoy the ride!”
Now that just sounded even more fucked up considering what happened. You couldn’t exactly do anything against her magic, so you just laid there trying to lift your ass as far off of her as possible as she left her bedroom.
After about halfway you had an idea. It was a really fucking stupid one, but it was one that was so stupid it might just work. The more you thought about it, the more you realised that you actually needed to get away from this crazy pony. You needed some alone time, for more than one reason.
But first, despite telling Starlight otherwise, you were incredibly hungry right now. Perhaps you should just enact your plan after you’ve had breakfast. In fact, there could be an opportunity for it.
So the two of you made it down to the kitchen. Surprisingly, you weren’t alone. Spike happened to be in there as well.
“Hey Starlight!” He greeted as he noticed her trot in. “You want some breakfast?” He asked. It was then that he noticed you upon Starlight’s back. “Oh, who’s that?” He asked as he stopped his cooking and came over to get a better look at me. “I’ve never seen this adorable filly here before!”
“Go **** a ****, Spike.” You say, giving the little purple dragon a glare.
“A-Anon? How did you get turned into a cute little filly?”
“Stop calling me ******* cute. Suffice it to say that Bonnie and Clyde decided it was a good idea to combine some ****** magic to attempt to turn me into a pony, but it went kinda wrong, and they forgot to find a way to turn me back after the transformation.”
“Why do you keep beeping sometimes?” He asked, nodding in understanding.
“Cos the ******* spell caused me to have residual magic like that within every other pony, and for some reason it stops me cursing. It’s like something out of a ******* cartoon. I hate my life so much right now.”
“Well, I think you look nice. It suits you.” You shot daggers at him. For once, he didn’t seem fazed by it, which might have something to do with your new ‘cute’ body.
“Alright well anyway, what are you cooking Spike?” Starlight interrupts and walks over to a chair.
“Pancakes. I was gonna cook some for Twilight as well. She’s been in that library hours now. I’m guessing she was doing stuff to do with you, uh, transformation.” Starlight ‘mmhmmed’ in affirmation.
“Well I can always throw on some more pancakes for you two as well. What do you want on them?”
“Thanks Spike. We’ll have them with raspberries and whipped cream.” Starlight then proceeded to lift you off her back with magic and hopped up onto the chair. Oddly enough, she sat similarly to how you sat, and how Lyra sat whenever you saw her and Bonbon on benches around Ponyville.
Two seconds later you realised why: instead of just putting you down or in another chair, she hovered you over to her, where she put you on her lap. You were not happy with this turn of events.
“Hey, what’s the big idea with this?! I’m not a ******* baby, I’m perfectly capable of feeding myself!” After you thought about it for a second, you actually realised something: you weren’t able to feed yourself. You had hooves now, not hands, and you have no idea how you would go about eating short of just shoving your face into something. “Son of a *****.” You said after your realisation.
Starlight must have realised your realisation and giggled as she wrapped her forehooves around you while you just sat there with a scowl on your face. “**** me now.” You say. Oh and great, you can’t even say kill either. Just perfect.
“Oh Spike, put all our pancakes on one plate, will you?” Starlight asked as she noticed Spike going to grab two plates.
“Yeah, alright.” He replied as Starlight lowered her head and buried it in your back, making you flinch.
“Are they done yet? I just want this over with.” You ask after a couple of minutes of Starlight just sitting there with her face in your back and forehooves around you, locking you in place in a sitting position.
“Nearly. Another minute or so. I decided to just give you the ones I was making and make some more for me and Twilight.” He said as he was putting some raspberries and whipped cream onto a large stack of pancakes.
Personally you preferred maple syrup on your pancakes, but it’s not like you had a choice in what you got anymore.
Starlight looked up from your back finally, and glanced over at Spike, who’d just finished putting the whipped cream on. “It’s alright Spike, I got it.” She used magic to hover the plate of pancakes over to you, and rested it in front of you.
This was going to be awkward as fuck. You just slumped down, trying your best to fall off Starlight’s lap in hopes that you’ll fall and crack your head on the floor so you won’t have to deal with the embarrassment of being fed. Of course, you couldn’t fall because Starlight still had her hooves around you. You can dream, though.
“Open wide, sweetie!” She used a fork to cut off a pretty small slice of pancake and levitated it to your face with magic. You didn’t do anything other than sit there and look at it. It did look tasty, but you really didn’t want to have to be fed, especially if she was going to treat you like an actual baby.
“Come on, you need to eat to keep your energy up.” She tried persuading. It made no difference.
“Stop treating me like a ******* baby th-” You were cut off by her jamming the fork into your mouth while you were talking. You didn’t have a choice but to chew, so you did. The pancakes were really good, as is usually the case with Spikes cooking. It would be better if they weren’t getting shoved down your throat though.
Starlight then used the same fork to cut off a larger slice of pancake and ate it herself. When you swallowed, you said “Seriously, we’re even gonna use the same fork. Just give me a fork and I’ll do my best to eat myself.”
Realising that you probably weren’t going to stop arguing about this, she actually conceded with a rejected sigh and levitated a second fork out of the drawer and gave it to you. You grabbed it between your forehooves and started trying to cut off a slice of pancake.
It turns out that it’s next to impossible to eat with hooves. How earth ponies even live you have no idea. After about three minutes of trying to cut off a single slice and failing, you groan in frustration and just drop the fork on the table. “Fine. You win. I’m ******* starving, so just feed me for all I care.”
Starlight giggled again and levitated your fork off the table and proceeded to feed you with it. This time you complied, and thankfully she didn’t come out with any more stupid comments.
-
Breakfast took forever and was painful. But at least the food was good, and now you had the energy to enact your ‘plan’.
You were back on Starlight’s back and she was heading towards the library, carrying the pancakes that Spike had made Twilight in her magic.
You hated to have to ruin Twilight’s breakfast like this, but desperate times called for desperate measures.
You were just passing the bottom of the flight of stairs up to the first floor, and you decided that it was the best place for your plan.
Carefully, so as not to tip Starlight off as to what you were doing, you sat up as best you could on her back. Then, balancing yourself with your front left hoof, you reached up with your front right hoof. You reached up until your hoof was right next to her horn. Then, with as much force as you could, you hit her horn.
Doing this cause Starlight’s magic to instantly fail, causing the plate of pancakes to fall to the ground. It also cause her to stumble heavily, and throw you off her back almost directly onto the stairs. As soon as you were off, she fell onto the ground in the doorway in a daze. You learnt about that from a lot of unicorns: if you tap their horns, then they will lose their magical grip on anything, and if their horns are hit with enough force, it can knock them out.
You made sure to hit her just well enough to knock her out for probably a few minutes. It was now or never.
You got up off the ground as fast as you could (which wasn’t very fast), and started making your way up the stairs next to you. Seeing as you still couldn’t walk very well, it took you quite a while to get up the flight.
When you did finally make it to the top, you glanced down either side of the hallway that was at the top. Doors were lining each side. You also glanced back down the stairs at Starlight to make sure she was still out. She was, thankfully.
With as much speed as you could manage, you turned left and ran down the hallway. Your speed was pretty slow, more of a trot than a run, but you tried. You weren’t sure exactly where all the doors led, as you weren’t sure which part of the castle you were in at the minute. You just carried on until you reached a random door a few on from the stairs on the left.
You stopped in front of it, and pushed on it to open it. It didn’t budge. “Typical. Why do doors in this castle even have locks on them?” You mutter to yourself. You continue on, testing out doors as you went as fast as possible.
Eventually you found one door which was not locked. You didn’t care what was inside: you just went straight inside and shut it as quickly as you could. As soon as you head-butted the door shut, you span around to find out where you were.
“Oh ****.”
You had ended up in Twilight’s bedroom. So that’s where you were in the castle. This was really not good. You probably didn’t have time to try and find another unlocked room.
“Anon!”
“**** **** ****!” You couldn’t help but say as you heard a very loud and very worried yell come from somewhere down the hall. It seems that Starlight had recovered.
You glance quickly around the room in hopes of finding something within that you could hide in or under. The bed would be too obvious. Chest of drawers, you probably would fit in them. Wardrobe? Yet another obvious place, but you could hide under all the clothes. Wardrobe it was then.
You ‘run’ over to the wardrobe and fumble to get the door open with your hooves. After a minute of trying, you manage to get it open. It was, thankfully, full of gowns and stuff that Twilight no-doubt had to wear to special events and such, being a princess and all.
You leaped into it, and reached out to grasp the door with a hoof and pull it closed, letting momentum finish it while you pull your hoof back in. As soon as the door closes you are purged in darkness.
The wardrobe was quite different from human wardrobes: it was the same kind of width, but it was shorter and went further back. It was probably to accommodate the different shape of pony clothing. It made it a much better hiding place than your average wardrobe as you could go further back and hide among the back of the clothes.
You could only see a tiny amount through the crack in the doors, but it was enough for you to huddle yourself in amongst the clothes. After about a minute of waiting with baited breath, you heard the door to the room open. Your breath caught.
“Anon? Are you in here?” Starlight’s melodious voice echoed round the very spacious bedroom. You held your breath, waiting for her to leave. You couldn’t help but feel like Daniel from Amnesia.
After a few more seconds of silence, you finally heard Starlight walk out. “She couldn’t have gone far…” You hear her say as she leaves, but leaving the door open as you don’t hear it shut.
You let out a breath and relaxed a bit. She didn’t find you. You were safe, at least for now.
When you could no longer hear her hoofsteps, you slowly extricated yourself from the clothes. You then slowly creep to the doors, and nudge one of them open, which causes it to creak. You flinch at the noise, but after a few seconds you still don’t hear anything. The bedroom was indeed empty.
You finally open the doors fully, and step out as quietly as possible. You then walk over to the door, still trying to be as quiet as possible. You get to the open door and peak around it, looking all the way down the hallway both ways. It seemed clear. You took the chance, and walked out into the corridor, and turned to go back the way you came, because surely Starlight went the other way, right?
When at the top of the stairs, you glance down and see that the dropped plate of pancakes is still dropped. Wow, she really didn’t waste any time in getting up to look for you. That worried you more than it probably should have.
You tried to push the thought to the back of your mind and started down the stairs. You make it half way before you think to yourself that you’ll probably be caught if you go down there, and decide to do a U-turn and head back up. You were gonna try your luck at getting back to your own room, as stupid a decision as it might be.
You think Starlight continued down the corridor away from the stairs, which is thankfully the opposite direction of your bedroom. As such, you make your way back up the stairs as fast as possible and turn right, heading towards your bedroom.
-
Surprisingly enough, you manage to make it back to your bedroom without any issues. Although you’ll bet that Starlight is still out searching for you based on her actions over the last couple of hours.
You open your door, taking one last glance around to make sure you weren’t followed, which you weren’t. You sigh with relief as you walk in, closing the door behind you with your ass, and collapsing against it with your back to it.
You closed your eyes, thankful to finally be back in your own territory. You were only laying there for a few seconds before you were broken out of your reverie by a cough. A very feminine cough.
Your eyes shot open at the noise, and your heart skipped a beat, then sank. There, standing right in the middle of the room, even tapping her hoof, was Starlight. She had a slight frown on her face, but she didn’t look angry.
“That wasn’t a very nice thing to do now, was it.” She said in her best motherly tone. Your ears instinctively folded down, regardless of your actual feelings: namely frustration and a bit of wonder at how she was even in your room.
“You could have hurt me. And also you ruined Twilight’s breakfast and had me worried sick. You could have fallen over and hurt yourself, or done something stupid.” She chastised you.
You finally broke out of your slightly stunned stupor. “Okay, firstly, how in the **** did you get to my room so fast, and how did you know I was gonna come here? Secondly, that’s really **** ***, I’m not a kid.”
Despite being a bit annoying, you decided you weren’t going to put up with never swearing, so you decided to just continue talking normally, despite the beeping. You weren’t going to submit. Not yet, anyway.
She smiled a motherly smile at your first point. “That’s easy. I teleported to your room when I had searched everywhere I calculated you could’ve gone in the time I’d been unconscious. Which wasn’t that far to be honest.”
Wow, burn. You’ll definitely need to get her back for that one.
“I realised you’d probably come here because this is where you’d most feel at home.” She didn’t respond to your second statement, not that you’re really that surprised. “Okay, now seriously, I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you for doing this. Hitting a unicorn on their horn is a very dangerous thing to do. Especially if it’s hard enough to knock them unconscious. You should consider yourself lucky that I’m not hurt.”
You must admit that you feel a little guilty about it. But then again, she was acting like you were five and that she was your actual mother, so it wasn’t nearly as bad as it would have been. She bought it on herself, not that she learned from it.
Suddenly, she walked over to you, and literally picked you up by the neck with her mouth, like you were a kitten. Suffice it to say that you really didn’t like that.
“Let go of me you crazy **** *****! I’m not a ******* cat!” You shout as she carries you over to the bed. You have a bad feeling about this. You don’t struggle to get free though, for fear of ripping your neck open, despite her not having sharp teeth.
She dropped you onto her bed, and then hopped up next to you. “If you’re gonna do what I think you’re gonna try and do, don’t. I’ll ******* spank you harder than you’ve ever thought possible when I get turned back if you do.”
She completely ignored your threat. Her funeral.
She sat down on the side of your bed, with her back legs hanging down, just like a human, again. “I will ******* end you…” You try one last time, in an effort to get her to stop. She yet again ignored you. She then used magic to levitate you onto her ‘lap’, and positioned you laying on your stomach.
You decided it best to close your eyes. You could take a few spankings. Oh man were you pissed about it, but there was currently nothing you could do.
Although you couldn’t see it, you could feel her raise her front right hoof into the air. Then suddenly, she bought her hoof down, hard. It impacted your right ass-cheek with a ‘thwack’, and pain erupted from the spot around where it hit, causing you to shut your eyes tighter as they began to water. She raised her hoof again after a few seconds, then brought it back down again, this time on the other cheek.
Yet again, pain erupted, and your eyes started watering more. You kept them clamped shut in an attempt to block it out.
“You’re a bad filly, Anon. You shouldn’t go around hitting ponies’ horns.” She said just after the second hit.
Man she was really getting into this. You really wanted to stop this before it got out of hand. Actually, it was already out of hand. And you probably wouldn’t be able to stop her.
-
You lost count of the amount of times she had hit you. Your ass felt like it was on fire, and tears were pouring from your eyes which were still clenched shut. Your new body couldn’t take pain as well as your actual body could, it seemed (Although, another part of your body could take it better, which you elected to ignore as best you could).
“Now, have you learned your lesson?” Starlight asked seemingly randomly, but then you realised that she hadn’t hit you again for a good couple of minutes.
‘Fuck you, that shit hurt like a bitch.’ Is what you really wanted to say to her. Instead, just to end this faster, you just nodded.
“Good. I don’t like having to punish you, but you can’t go around doing nasty things to ponies.” With that you then felt her wrap her forehooves around you, and you got pulled up into her unbelievably fluffy chest again. You hated to admit it, but you actually liked being hugged by her. It felt different from hugging ponies as a human, even though you couldn’t feel their fur quite as well. Maybe it was because they were now larger than you.
Of course, she was hugging you for far longer than you were comfortable with, so you started trying to push away from her. She didn’t immediately let go, instead pulling you tighter into her, and rubbing her cheek on top of your head. She then finally pulled away a few seconds later.
“Right, now that that’s over with, do you want to head down to see how Twilight’s getting on?”
“Hey that’s a good point actually: did she even get her breakfast?” You voiced your thoughts, and Starlight giggled.
“Of course, I got Spike to make her some more pancakes and told him about the ‘accident’ so he could clean it up.”
Of course she did. Fucking slave driver ponies, she could’ve cleaned it up in like a second with her magic.
You were then yet again levitated into the air, lifting you off her lap, allowing her to get down. She then placed you back on her back. You winced as your ass hit her back, as it was still hella sore. And, of course, the impact irritated you in a different way.
“Can I please just walk by myself. My *** is now hurting thanks to you, and this is only going to aggravate it.”
“Not after your performance, missy. I don’t want you running off again, not that you’d get far.” Wow the burns.
“And what’s to stop me from just doing the same thing as before?” You asked in hopes that she’d realise that it would be safer for you to walk, at least for her.
“Don’t you worry, Sweetie, that won’t happen again.”
Goddammit. You were hoping for an actual answer so you could find a way around it. At least you tried.
-
“SPIKE!!! Can you take my plate out please?” Twilight shouted as you and Starlight walked into the library, which had now become even more of a warzone, with what looked like trenches everywhere made of books. “And can you get me that book called advanced magic volume 21.” She added after a few seconds.
Spike came out from behind one of the book ‘trenches’ a few seconds later, struggling to carry a book which was twice his size. He struggled all the way over to the desk Twilight was sitting at, proceeding to dump the book on the desk with a loud ‘thump’, and then picked up Twilight’s plate, taking it out of the room.
You just sit there and watch with a dull expression as Starlight walks over to Twilight and the desk. “You ponies are ******* slave drivers, you know that.” You say to Twilight when you reached the desk.
Your statement was ignored, not that you were surprised. “Hey Twilight, how are you getting on with finding a counter spell?” Starlight asked.
Twilight looked up from her book. “Not yet, unfortunately. There are plenty of spells for turning other creatures into ponies, or some variation of a pony, but almost nothing on turning them back.”
“******* typical…” You say, which prompts a reaction from Twilight now.
“I’m sorry Anon. You may be stuck like this for quite a while.” She lowers her head a bit. “But If I can’t find anything here in the castle, then I’ll send a letter to Princess Celestia about it, and ask if she either knows a spell or can let me use the royal archives to try and find one.”
You sigh, and collapse on Starlight’s back, your ears folding back. You try to fall off her to the side but she catches you with magic and right’s you. She then turns her head and nuzzles the top of your head. You don’t care.
“Awwww, you two look so cute together!” Twilight exclaims, folding her hooves around her chest and squeezing as if hugging someone invisible.
“*****************!!!!” You scream after a few seconds, making both of them jump. Obviously all that came out of your mouth was an exceptionally loud and long beep, but the effort was there. You were now indefinitely stuck like this!
“Are you alright, Sweetie?” Starlight asks, having recovered from your outburst.
“What the **** do you think? Of course I’m not alright.” You say into her neck, causing your voice to sound muffled.
“It’s not so bad being a pony… You might grow to like it!” Starlight tried to assure you. It didn’t change your mind.
“Like **** I will. I’m gonna spend the rest of my life locked in my room thinking of ways to **** myself, and probably get stopped by you every time I try them.”
“Of course I’ll be there to protect you, especially from yourself.” You didn’t reply.
After a few seconds of awkward silence, Twilight spoke up: “So did you manage to teach Anon how to walk? If so, why are you still carrying him?” She asked Starlight.
“Oh, yeah she can walk mostly fine now, but I’m carrying her because I don’t want her to try to run off and so I can keep her safe.”
“I’m a guy still, you know.” You deadpanned, but were still ignored.
“She did run off already, and I was worried sick. I taught her that running off was not a good thing to do, as well as how she did.”
“Which was how?” Twilight asked, ignoring the obviously flawed reasoning for Starlight still carrying you. You had hoped she would be the more reasonable of the two, but apparently not…
“She hit me on the horn, knocking me unconscious.” Twilight gasped, and then looked behind Starlight at me.
“That is a very bad thing to do, Anon. You can seriously hurt a unicorn by doing that, especially if it’s hard enough to knock them unconscious.”
“Yeah yeah, I heard all this already. I don’t care. I just want out of this body.”
“That’s not a very nice attitude to have, Anon.” Twilight sat there thinking for a minute. After that minute, the proverbial lightbulb appeared above her head as she must’ve thought of another way to torture you. “Oh, I have the best idea ever! And it solves one major problem which we’re going to have if you are indeed stuck as a pony!”
“This can’t be good…” You say into Starlight’s neck again.
“We can send you to school to learn how to be a pony the proper way!”
Starlight actually squeed and started excitedly moving up and down on her hooves, shaking you around. “That’s such a brilliant idea!” She exclaimed.
A few seconds after her exclamation, you couldn’t take it anymore, and actually fainted on her back.
-
An indeterminate amount of time later you wake up. You were laying belly up on something soft. You open your eyes slowly, trying to take in where you are.
“She’s coming to.” You hear Twilight say from your immediate right. Two seconds later, Starlight’s head comes into your vision with a really happy smile on her face.
“Welcome back, sweetie! Did you enjoy your nap?” You were actually getting really sick of her tone that she used now when talking to you.
“No. How long was I out for?” You asked, now trying to sit up. It turns out you were laying on one of the library chairs.
“Only about five minutes or so.” Twilight replied. She was standing right next to the chair, while Starlight was actually on it with you, literally standing over you.
“Oh great, is that it? I was hoping I’d at least gotten rid of a large portion of the day.” You say sarcastically.
“Oh no, don’t you worry. We still have more than enough time to take a trip down to Ponyville School to have a chat with Miss Cheerilee!” Starlight said, making your heart instantly drop at the thought of literally going to school again.
“No, no ******* way, I am not going back to school again. I did that **** for most of my life back on earth, I’m not doing it again.” You try to cross your front hooves, but it didn’t really work, as all it did was make Twilight and Starlight make cutesy faces at you.
“You’re so funny and cute, Anon. It really is for the best. You can then meet other fillies and colts your own age and make new friends!” Twilight tried.
“How about no.” You said with the most determined expression you could muster. It had the opposite effect.
-
About half an hour later, you were sat on Starlight’s back again, looking up at Ponyville’s schoolhouse. You so wished you could just fall through the floor and go to hell right now. You’re pretty sure the devil wouldn’t mind putting you up for a few millennia.
“Aren’t you excited Anon?” Starlight asked, as she started trotting up the path that lead to the entrance.
“If by excited you mean suicidal, then yes.” You were genuinely surprised that a beep didn’t come out of your mouth instead when you said that. Strange. But you weren’t gonna question it.
“Now that’s not very nice. What would I do if you were gone? What would Twilight do?”
“Maybe go back to whatever the **** you were doing before you turned me.” You deadpan. She ignores the perfectly valid statement, and just continues up the path to the schoolhouse.
You reach the door, and Starlight raises a hoof to knock at the door. She knocks three times, making you flinch with each, as you know what is coming.
The door opens, revealing Miss Cheerilee on the other side, all smiles. “Why hello, Starlight! How can I help you today?” She says in that teacherly tone which you can’t really describe, but know well from your days at school. “And who is this sweet young filly?”
“This is Anon, she’s the reason I’m here today.”
“Anon? Really? How?” She questions, adopting a bewildered face, followed by an apologetic one. “Oh, my apologies, how rude of me. Come in, the fillies and colts are currently on lunch break so we can discuss this inside.”
She turns around and heads to her desk, taking a seat on the chair. Starlight follows, shutting the door behind her with a back hoof, and walks over to the desk, standing in front of it opposite Cheerilee.
“So, what can I help you with?” Cheerilee asked.
“I would like to make a request that Anon be entered into school with you. I don’t exactly know how the system works, so I thought I’d just ask you about it here.” Starlight replied, rubbing a hoof on the back of her head in a nervous way.
“Can you let me get down now.” You ask with a bit of an edge to your tone.
“Oh, yes, you can head outside and play with the other fillies while I talk to Miss Cheerilee, just be sure not to run off. I’ll be very disappointed and angry if you do.”
“**** you, I’d rather stay here to see what you’re gonna do to ****** me further.”
“What was that?” Cheerilee asked, obviously shocked by the strange beep that came out of your mouth twice.
“It’s a side effect of the, uh, transformation. Don’t worry about it. But Anon, I’m afraid you’re going to have to go out, I need to discuss things with Miss Cheerilee in private.”
“I’m not a ******* kid, and I don’t need to go to ******* school again.” You say petulantly, as Starlight uses her magic to levitate you off of her and over to the door. Her magic also opens said door, and starts levitating you through it.
“I won’t be long, sweetie.” She says ignoring your statements.
Before she shuts the door with her magic you just overhear the start of the conversation. “So, is that actually Anon? If so, why do you wa-“ And that’s all you heard before the door was shut, muffling the voices.
“******* *******.” You say, which of course was just two beeps. You take a look around and see the fillies and colts from the school playing in the playground, some of which were staring at you. You feel your ears fold back under the stares involuntarily, and you just start walking away. Towards the entrance to the school.
You weren’t gonna deal with these fillies, as cute as you might find them. Some of them, anyway. You were also definitely gonna try to get away from here, despite Starlight telling you not to. You were a grown man, after all. You could look after yourself.
With that in mind, you raise your head and start walking away from the schoolhouse, and into town. Of course, because you weren’t allowed to have nice things, you made it about ten steps before two fillies stepped in front of you with massive malicious smiles on their faces. You recognised them as the two who were always bullying the cutie mark crusaders, who often came to you for ways to get their cutie marks.
The pink one spoke up first. “Who’s the new pony, then?” She asked, still keeping her ‘evil’ smile. You weren’t sure why though, because it seemed like a valid question, although worded extremely weirdly.
“She looks like somepony who took a bath in mushy peas and then dyed her hair using ink” The grey one said, making the pink one laugh, which sounded incredibly forced, as if she was really trying to make it sound mean.
“Look, you two. I ain’t in the mood for your ****, all I want to do is get out of here. Oh, and stop bullying the CMC’s or I’ll kick your *****, which I can do now I’m a pony.”
The two stood there staring at you for a bit, unmoving. To be honest you don’t know why you brought up the CMC. After a minute of neither you nor them moving, they both break out into laughter.
“I-is this pony for real?” The pink one says through tears. All you do is raise an eyebrow slightly at them.
You just stand there, looking at them with a slightly raised eyebrow. They were still laughing half a minute later, at which point you decided enough was enough and just walked around them and off into Ponyville. Or more specifically, away from Ponyville. You didn’t care where you went, just as long as it was away.
You take a glance back and see the two fillies stop laughing, look around, then at you in bewilderment. They may be assholes, but they’d still rather not risk upsetting their teacher, it seems. So pure.
You put them out of your mind as you wander off, unsure of exactly where you’re going. You knew your way around Ponyville, but you never really had reason to come to the school.
You appeared to be heading in the general direction of the Everfree Forest, but where exactly along the border you didn’t know. You just hoped you didn’t run into anyone who would question who you are and why you’re out here by yourself.
You wandered for a good few minutes before anything of note happened. You were at this point walking parallel to the forest just a few feet away, your head hung low, thinking about where in life you went wrong.
First, you heard a very quiet gasp, which you believed at first was your imagination. That thought was shattered two seconds later when you were violently pulled into a bone-crushing hug from behind. You were lifted up, then turned around and your face was shoved into something soft, and very yellow.
“Let… go of me!” You try to say, however all that came out was an indistinguishable muffled noise. You knew it was Fluttershy, you could tell from the yellow. Man, she was strong though, you never expected her to have a grip this tight.
“Ohhhhh, you’re so adorable!” She cooed into your mane. “But why is such a cute little filly wandering all by herself out by the Everfree Forest?”
She didn’t release me, or even loosen her grip; if anything it got tighter. You were getting seriously worried about your ribs caving in, and were starting to have trouble breathing. “Get… the ****… off me!” You try again, much louder this time.
Surprisingly the beep was loud and clear when you swore, actually making Fluttershy jump. She almost immediately let go of you, but she didn’t move away, instead just sitting there in front of you while you caught your breath.
“What… What was that noise?” She asked, cautiously glancing into the forest, and everywhere else, with a worried expression.
“That... was me. Don’t randomly come up to ponies and randomly start suffocating them in future, please.”
She stopped looking around and looked back at you, and her worried expression vanished and was replaced by a look of… desire, is the best you could place it.
“I swear if you ******* hug me to ***** again…” You warn.
“Who are you? And why such foul language? What pony would teach such an adorable filly such crude words?”
You were honestly surprised by her forwardness at asking questions. Maybe it was because she was talking to what appeared to be a filly and was by herself.
You thought about her questions a bit. You weren’t sure it was best to tell her exactly who you were, in case she tried to get Starlight or Twilight. Then again, what other filly swears all the time, causing beeps to sound in their place? Or other pony in general for that matter.
You decided to take the chance. “I’m… Anonfilly. I, uh, I’m not from Ponyville.” Sometimes you really wish you could shoot yourself. Your imagination is amazingly bad at times, especially under pressure. Well, there goes your hopes of her not immediately going to Twilight or Starlight…”
She stared at you for a few seconds before patting you on the head. “And why are you out by the forest all by yourself?” Holy fuck did she actually buy that shit?! Hooray for the naivety of some of these ponies!
“I was just taking a walk. I enjoy taking walks out by myself, it helps me think.”
“You didn’t look like you were enjoying it. Why don’t you come back to my cottage? I can make us some tea and something for you to eat, and you can tell me about yourself? I’m Fluttershy by the way.”
If you didn’t already know yellowquiet, and this was earth, you would’ve taken her for a child, or rather filly molester. You don’t just invite random kids back to your place for ‘tea’ and ‘to find out about them’.
“I think I’m alright out here by myself, thanks.” You try.
“You can’t stay out next to the forest all by yourself! There are all kinds of dangers in there!” She moves forward and pulls you into her furry chest again. Yeah you don’t have a choice here. Again.
“Alright, alright, I’ll come back to yours.” She squees when you say that, which you still find adorable. “But I can’t stay long, otherwise my, uh, parents will get worried.” You quickly add, hoping you can just have a cup of tea and be gone before anyone finds out.
“Come on then, Anonfilly, let’s head back to my cottage.” That really didn’t sound right, a pony calling you ‘Anonfilly’. “I actually have a friend who has a similar name to you, his name is Anon.”
She lets you go again, and walks over to a basket that she had apparently dropped in her hurry to get over to you. Somehow it was still upright and didn’t have anything spilt out of it, whatever was in it. She picked it up with her mouth and put it on her back, using her wings to keep it stable.
You slowly get up, and follow Fluttershy, who turns and starts walking on what must’ve been her previous course. She walks a bit slower to allow you to catch up. You don’t bother speeding up because to be honest you didn’t really want to go with her.
