GokuCelestia: A New Hope

It was a wondrous day in Equestriaville. The sky shimmered like a glimmered pony who was standing before the ground. Her name was Starlight Glimmer and she was sad. Because no pony liked her except for her imaginary friend, El Cohito. Since she needed to marry El Cohito, she grasped a rock pretending it was him and she stuck it up her pussy.

“Oh dear, please impregnate me my lovely I always wanted foals”

Then, Goku from Dragon Ball Z teleported into her body and caused her to explode with her organs and bones flying all over the place.

“Woah, what just happened, oh well.” he said wiping a piece of blood from his face. “Celestia, I’m home!”

From inside the home that sat near him, that was a white dome home. Came Principal Celestia who was holding a baby in her arms.

“Oh my goodness, Goku I thought you would never return with your fight against Freezer” she said. She grasped his crotch and started massaging it. “I’m ovulating as fuck right now”

Goku looked bewildered as his wife Principal Celestia gave him a chubby. She was so ready to have sexual relations that she couldn’t hold back anymore. Hell, she would have had sex with that rock that was covered in blood just to get rid of her angry sexual energy.

Celestia carried Goku as he continued to stand bewildered. She threw him on the small bed and proceeded to have sex with him.

The sounds of donkeys screaming in the night held on for several hours. Goku would lay in that bed still bewildered while Celestia would plow him hard. He would stay unphased in absolute frozen stature as Celestia pumped his cock with her cunt.

“I love it when you give me that expression honey!” said Celestia. Her breasts barely flopping against her chest.

“--” Goku said.

“Aaaagh!” as Celestia felt the plasma like semen stick up her.

The sensation of getting Sayan semen was like being struck by a thousand jolts of kilowats inside your cunny. She flew off him and hit the ground with a thud. So much of it flowed out of her body and out of her mouth, that she started twitching uncontrollably like she was having a seizure.

Goku closed his eyes, still laying very still and it became day as he woke up.

“Alright Celestia, I gotta go kill Beerus the god of Destruction.” he said. He looked towards the body of Celestia, the baby crying and Principal Celestia herself looking dead in the corner with plasma semen melting her body.

“Hmm, well I guess that's how the cookie crumbles!” said Goku. “He then took a cookie from the cookie jar and took a bite. “At least she lasted longer than Chi-Chi when I became ultimate rainbow saiyan mode.”

He flew and with the force of his liftoff destroyed the home he came from.

“I guess I’ll get a new wife, I wonder if Supergirl is available at this point”

Then, Celestia rose from the destroyed home. She was burnt and incredibly angry, but restoring quickly by her Equestrian roots.

“Get a new wife… get a new WIFE!?” she said while regenerating.

Then she gave a full frontal kiss to her husband with a sloppy tongue. She let loose his mouth while he looked dumbfounded.

“Celestia, your alive I didn’t expect you survive sex this time around!” he said.

“Yea, well since you impregnated me, I tested the juices with the saiyan pregnancy test meter and I’m pregnant again!” she pointed to the test, which was made up of many metal pieces and twists that contained a giant reader that would tell her the truth.

“What really, well I guess that's going without saiyan that were gonna have a happy family!” he said.

“Oh I love you Goku, you are the best husband a woman could ever ask for, unlike when I had to work at that Equestria High!” she said

“Don’t worry not Chi-Chi, ever since I accidently blew up half the planet, we can just repopulate the world with half-equestrian, half-saiyan babies.”

Celestia looked towards the sky wondering how many times she would need to give birth and feel her husbands semen caress her walls and burn her. She thought of how many babies she would need to make over the eons that would take them to replenish the billions of people who died. Her horrible memories of such a situation made her weep. But, then she restored her sanity in an honest for she did not want to die.

“Okay Goku, where are you going now though?” she said.

Goku bitch slapped his woman.

“Nigga don’t be tryin to ask dumb questions ya hear.” he cheeks red by his force. “Like I said, I have to go kill Beerus the God of Destruction or else the universe will die.”

She nodded.

“Bye honey, I’ll see you next time!”

He then teleported away, Celestia began to cry at her misery. Goku then found Beerus had fused with Discord and with one punch, completely eradicated him with that single punch.

One-Punch Man was sitting there watching the fight when he was like. "Wow Goku you fucking rip off artist"

Goku then turned around.

"Who you callin a rip off artist you bald ninny".

"You bitch, even though I don't have hair I can still woop yo ass"

"Aww you tryin ta frontin me huh?"

"Das right, scrub".

Goku instantaneously punched One-Punch man in the face and he flew lightspeed across the chaos dimension. With the force of his punch, One-Punch Man punched the universe, sending him flying to Goku to where they fought for a millennia trying to kill each other.

By then, with the magical saiyan semen, Celestia had repopulated the earth with her offspring. They were all genetically fucked up creatures with retarded strength and endurance.

Goku returned and saw how fucking horrible everything was and blew the planet with a Rainbow Kamehameha, decimating it for good.

The end.