Final Fantasy Equis

by Blackdust

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Profanity, Random, Adventure, Violence, Screwball, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Other, Button Mash
Length: 543

Minding my own business, playing final fantasy 3, and suddenly I'm Screwball? And why am I anthro but everything else is normal?

Where am I? Equestria. Why am I there? To bring the CMC + 1 to fight and document the various monsters lurking inside Everfree Forest, dunno why, just am. How? Fight them. Any means I want. Guess that explains why I'm Screwball. Doesn't answer why I'm anthro and naked though. Oh well.

Published 2018-03-10 21:10:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-10 21:10:07 UTC

Chapter 0- monster glossary (part 1)

Monster Almanac

(there are no entries as of yet.)

"Well. That explains that... I think?" David said, still getting used to his newly acquired female voice, "But how do I-"

She turned around, her eyes were purple swirls with white highlights, like her tail and hair, as she heard growling from behind her, seeing several Timber Wolves. She sighed, and started running.

"Just my luck... And who the hell even am I...? Because I can't go by- WHOASHIT!" Is all she managed to get out before almost running into an alpha Timber Wolf, causing her to slowly back up, turn to the left and keep running, hell bent on escaping the forest before she died to one of the wolves, plunder plants, or a hydra...

Author's Note

This is not the real first chapter.

Chapter 1- Buffing in the Wilds

Author's Note

First chapter. First rule. Dislike if you enjoyed, and leave a like if you didn't. I'm gonna say that right now.

Chapter 1- Buffing in the Wilds

Running. That's what the pink satyr's life has been since waking up here. What? you thought a satyr in the Everfree was normal? Please... I'm not that stupid. Some background you ask? Alright. Fine. Let's go back a few hours, to just before this all started then! hits rewind button

David Galahad worked in a small town in America. Not going into detail there, because that would be pointless. One day, he felt something... off, in the air. It was three days before the new episode of his favorite tv show, MLP:FiM. But that wasn't what was making him feel uncomfortable. It felt like he had a sense of dread for some reason. And then he felt the ground move beneath him. He looked around, but he was the only one that noticed. Shrugging it off, he pulled out his Nintendo 3ds and booted up Final Fantasy 3... Only to tilt towards the ground, and hit his head on the chair he was sitting in as he was pulled towards the wall, causing him to black out.

Only to wake up in the Everfree Forest. Staring at a piece of paper.

As he sat up, the paper fell down, into his lap. But instead of the writing on the paper, the first thing he did was shriek, seeing that he suddenly had equine legs, a tail, and no clothes. Then shrieked again as he realized that he didn't have things he had before getting knocked out. Then shrieked one last time as he realized that he was now a she. And wasn't in pain.

Upon calming down enough to think somewhat clearly, he shakily picked up the paper, and read, "H-hello... I am the monster master... A creature designed to make monsters and spells to inhabit this forest... I'm tired of not having my creations found, so you are going to help me. There are three fillies in town, that I want to have fill out the almanac at your feet, sorry, hooves. Those three, and one more. You are not to fight any of my pets, as it would be too easy for them. Use whatever means you want to help them. Signed, M..."

Chapter 2- Running into town

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