Rainbow Thor: Ragnorok

by Flameboy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Other, Equestria Girls, Spike (EqG), Rainbow Dash (EqG), Adventure
Length: 2662

Rainbow Dash on Planet Sekaar.

Rainbow Dash plays the role of Thor based on Ragnorok. She ends up on the planet Sekaar, ruled by the Grandmaster.

She must defeat his champion, then she can go back home. Get ready to laugh your hearts out when she faces someone that she made very angry. Luckily she can write to Princess Twilight Sparkle to come and help her. Along with Spike from Equestria, and Spike the dog. Even Lyra will help her.

Published 2018-03-11 16:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-19 20:50:09 UTC

The Battle

Rainbow comes out of her door and into the field of the arena. She sported blue shorts that were really, short, sky blue shoes, yellow shirt, a left brown shoulder guard with her lightning bolt of red-orange and yellow. Red arm guards on her forearms, green knee pads with one big white diamond in the center of each one, and dark red over the high knee socks that reached the end of her shorts. Her arm guards, didn't have any thing on. She pulled out a gray, fully-colored gray stick from her left side of her brown satchel with her right hand. It became a helmet afterwards and she puts it on. She grabbed the ear piece with her right and pulled it down to her chin.

Side Note- You all know what Thor's helmet looks like, just gray, fully gray. -Flameboy

She pulled out a brown handle with her right hand and it was a gray baseball bat with red top. Well, it was colored gray by her. She still had her hair flowing down. Next, She grabbed her gray colored shield that was rounded. It don a big red circle lining, followed by a medium orange circle lining, and a small yellow circle lining that was around an R and a D that were small, yet a little big. In the center, of course. It reminded her of Applejack. She had a red cape coming down from her left shoulder. And she had two red lines on her cheeks that were horizontal. She started circling her bat to show the Grandmaster, who was in a golden VIP Box, that she was ready. Even Lightning Dust was there beside him.

Meanwhile, up in the air above the arena on the right side...

Lyra came and moved her highly-advancing ship, in a position that was vertical. She squatted down and put her right foot down in the air while sitting on her right side of her butt. Then, she put her left one down. She had a bottle of Fizzy Apple Cider in her right hand.

Now, her attire: She had white tennis shoes that were fully white, no other color. White shoe laces, white pads, and white shoe tongue. Well, ok there was light gray foot paddings. On her calves were golden shin guards. She had gray arm guards, black elbow pads that were from WWE, a golden torso that was sleeveless, very short red colored shorts, and very long black over the high knee socks that reached the end of her shorts. She took a tiny sip and went back to looking down.

A speaker was heard and out of the speaker was a voice coming out of it.

"Now, who's ready to see an awesome battle of the Contest Of Champions?" Grandmaster asked and everyone was cheering to answer him with this word, of course.

"YEAH!" the crowd answered by yelling with their arms up in the air.

"Okay then, lets get started. Tonight, we have the challenger, Rainbow Crash," he said. Then, Rainbow had her arms in the air and yelled.

"HEY, IT'S RAINBOW DASH!" she shouted out loud with her hands at her mouth to amplify her voice.

"Whatever," he said with his right hand just waving her off by waving his hand down. "Now, get ready to cheer for this gal," he said with his right hand slowly rubbing up his left hand and then his left rubbing his right twice. Rainbow got back to what she was doing by rotating her bat forward up and backwards down.

The stadium moved up, and then it showed the "Champion's" door. "She is our reigning champion. She's the defending. I give you, your, incredible-," Grandmaster said until something came smashing through the doors.

"RAAAGH! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Sci-Hulk roared as she broke through the doors with her hammer in her right and her shield on her left forearm and a club in her left hand.

The camera view was enhancing on Rainbow as she grinned and raised her arms. Her backside of her hands showing to the reader's view. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSS!" she screamed in happiness. Everyone was shocked of what Rainbow just said, even the Grandmaster, and the view on Sci-Hulk also looked in shock.

Lightning Dust: "I got to get off this planet!" she whispered to herself as her body was turning to her right but her face still looking at Sci-Hulk. Then, she turned her head to her right only to be stopped by the left hand of Grandmaster.

"Woah there! Where are you going? We got a contest going on," he said as he still had his hand on her left shoulder that was part of her fully dark green and yellow studded armor as they were going back to their seats.

Next, Sci-Hulk turned to her left to the crowd, arching her back and body forward a little, then smiled and raised her arms from her sides. Her arms away from her head in a capitol Y-shaped form, "SCIIII-HULLLLLK! SCIIII-HULLLLLK!" she shouted. She grunted and kept shouting her name.

"SCI-HULK! SCI-HULK! SCI-HULK! SCI-HULK!" the audience shouted her name as well.

Rainbow turned to her right and raised her right hand. "Hey!" she said as she waved her right hand to the right and back to her left and stopped. "We know each other! She's a friend from work!" Rainbow said as she held her arm in the air and pointed her bat to the green amazon, as well as moving her head to the left a little. Grandmaster looked to his left at Lightning Dust in shock. She had her left hand balled up into a fist as she had her left I. finger and left thumb on her lips, her right hand the same way but under her left forearm and coughed a little. She still looked outside to the battlefield.

While the camera view was on Sci-Hulk's back, Rainbow began to speak. "Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead!" she said as she was looking at her green friend who then turned around to look at the blue girl. Unknown to Rainbow, she was about to fight Twilight. Or.. Sci-Hulk, in this case.

The Battle 2.0

"So much has happened since we last saw each other," Rainbow Dash said only to get a grunt from Sci-hulk. "Oh Lightning Dust is alive. Hey Dust! Look who it is," she as Sci-hulk looks to her left and then the reader's view goes on L.D. Sci-hulk looks to the right of her and sees the crowd cheering for her. Rainbow Dash, still sporting a smile, looks at Twilight. "Twilight? Hey, Twilight?!" She said with her left hand up to her mouth. "There's no Twilight only Sci-hulk," Sci-Hulk said as she charges with her head pushed out. Running with her right leg and then her left leg as well and her arms behind her.

Rainbow Dash was in shock now."Wait, what are you- what are you doing?!" She said as she backed up a little bit. Sci-hulk was coming straight for her. Rainbow jumped to her right and Sci-hulk missed her. Then, she ran into a wall face first. She drops her weapons to the sides of her and placed her hands on the wall and was trying to get her head out.

When Rainbow got out of the way of Sci-Hulk, she landed on her right leg and drifted on it as well. As for her left leg, it was kneeling in front of her right leg that was spread out away from her.

"Twilight! It's me! Rainbow Dash! One of your best friends!" She said as she was looking at her friend. "Wait a minute, is that her.. outfit?" She said in thought. She sees her friend wearing a suit that looks like a yellow bra, an orange pair of very short shorts with a tail, cheetah print socks that reached past her knees and had toe claws, and evening gloves with claws. Well, the gloves weren't long but were above the elbows. She worn elbow pads just like her yet colored brown, and the same goes with her knees. She worn brown leather boots that were under her knees, which has a hole on each boot for her claws. On the front of her friend's chest from earlier was a gray colored armored torso piece. She also had red shoulder pads that has a white S on the right and a white H on the left. The straps under her shoulders and across from the left side to the top of her spine; to the right of her shoulder were colored sky blue. She still had her hair with the same dark green and lime green streaks flowing down. But, she was wearing a pink helmet with a yellow mohawk.

Then, the green Amazon pushed her butt farther away from the wall, and used her strength to get her head out. She turned to her left side and looked at RD.

She saw her face paint that has a white line going down nose. And that the front of the helmet was like the Hulk's helmet. Sci-hulk began to speak while having her arms straight down to her sides. "You're not Sci-Hulk's best friend!" she said and then ran with her right leg in the air. "Sci-Hulk's friends don't hurt me unless Sci-Hulk's friends have to!" she said after she slammed her hammer and club into the ground. Rainbow moving out of the way to the left of the green Amazon. "You hurt Sci-hulk's feelings!" She said as she pulled her hammer out of the ground and then did the same thing with her club.

"Wait! How did I hurt your feelings?!" Rainbow questions her.

"Sci-hulk no longer tells anyone about Sci-Hulk's feelings!" She said as she slammed her club into the ground but rainbow moved out of the way to the right of her raging friend.

"Ugh! This is hopeless! You're embarrassing me after I told them that me and you are friends!" Rainbow said as she moved her left arm to the grandmaster.

But, when she turned back to her right she began to feel scared that something happened when she was not looking.
Sci-hulk dropped her weapons and lunges into the air and pushes Rainbow down by her shoulders and landed her feet to the sides of her hips.

The Battle 3.0

The Incredible Sci-Hulk was pushing the left side of her left forearm, and the right side of her right forearm, onto Rainbow's shield. Her forearms we're on the letters. The left one was on the "R", and the right one was on the "D." Sci-Hulk's right leg was kneeling closer to her opponent while her left was far away from her right.

Rainbow's legs were sideways, like facing towards the left side of her opponent who was crushing. Then she sees Sci-Hulk's face, and shuddered as she saw her mouth was perking up to the left side of her face. And her eyebrows were curving downwards. She was really smiling and happy to be crushing her foe. Then Rainbow Dash closed her eyes and pushed her might into her left arm and pushed the green Amazon's forearms up. Then, she raised her left leg, and yelled "Hiyah!" and stomped on Sci-Hulk's right foot very hard.

Sci-Hulk started looking up with her eyebrows curved upwards and her mouth was now perking up. She felt an extraordinary pain in her foot. "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" Sci-Hulk said as she held her foot up in the air and grabbed it with her left hand. Then she put her right hand over the left one.

Sci-Hulk started jumping on her left foot for two times.

While that happens, Rainbow decided to run to the right side of her opponent and reached for her hammer. She picked it up by the handle with her right hand, and just in time too.

Sci-Hulk recovered after jumping 7 times. Then she put her foot down and looked over to the left side of her and saw her opponent. Then she bends her knees and placed her hands on the ground like a cheetah, and started running like one. Rainbow Dash decided to use her opponent's hammer and delivered a backhand with the hammer straight onto her opponent's belly when Sci-Hulk jumped into the air like, you guessed it, a cheetah.

BTW, the hammer is just like the one from the movie.

Rainbow Dash knocked her on to her against a wall a little bit to the left side of the Grandmaster's box. Then, Rainbow's friendly behavior came into herself and walked over to the green Amazon with her right foot and then her left one. When she got closer to her, she began to speak in a nice and friendly tone. "Hey Twilight,.. the sun's gettin' really low," she said as she held the hammer in her right hand. Then, she held her left hand out in friendship. Sci-Hulk spits some blood out of her mouth to the ground on her left as she looks at her opponent. "I don't want to fight you."

Sci-Hulk started to raise her right hand closer to her body, then she slowly pushes it out.

"Yeah, that's it," Rainbow Dash said. But, it was short lived. Sci-Hulk had quickly grabbed her opponent with her right hand and smashed her into the ground on her left. Then she does what the Hulk did to Thor. Then she threw her opponent on to her back and kept rolling. "RRAAGH! RRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Sci-Hulk roared as she turned to the left side of her and roared a second time, but a little bit longer.

"YEAH! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!" Lightning Dust yelled with her right hand pointing to Sci-Hulk. And standing up as well.

Rainbow Dash stopped rolling and slid on her belly drifting to the right side of her. Then, she felt something happening to her. Something like... Rage. She felt pain as she was beginning her metamorphosis of turning into the Speedy Rage-Hulk. Her skin started to turn pink, but something else was going to happen. While she was still flat on the ground, she turned her head to the left and saw Sci-Hulk up in the air and came back down and landed her right fist on to Rainbow's left cheek. Then, everything turned black.

(P.S., Sci-Hulk lost her helmet due to the collision of her own hammer hitting her.)

The Bedroom of the Champion

Rainbow Dash wakes up in a strange room with white color and red stripes. She looks around and puts her left hand on her forehead. Then she remembered almost transforming into Rage-Hulk. Then she heard a splash from someone. And that someone was Sci-Hulk playing with a rubber ducky with her left hand holding it. Her head was above the hot water of the hot tub. Surprised to see her, Rainbow Dash started to ask her something. "How long have you been like that?" She said.

"Sci-Hulk always Sci-Hulk." The Incredible Sci-Hulk said.

" Oh. A Sci-Hulk in a hot tub, go figure." Rainbow said and turned to the left and walked over to a big window. "So how did you here?"

"Wing-jet," our beloved Amazon said.
"The Quinjet, good. Now, where is it?"

To answer her question, Sci-Hulk pushed her head forward a little bit, and then she got up. Also the reader's view was on her face when she got up.

"No, that's ok, you don't have to - aaaand you got out. Cool." Rainbow said. Then Sci-Hulk passed her. "Yep! That's stuck in my brain now," Rainbow said with eyes closed, mouth perking up happily, and her eyebrows curved upwards.

While the reader's view was on the back of Sci-Hulk, which the backside of her body and butt we're exposed, Sci-Hulk pointed over to where the jet would be. "There," she said with her right finger pointing out of the window.