Chapters The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
Author's Note
Each chapter takes place in a diffrent universe then the last
The Xenomorphs
Humanity had been fighting hard for an entire year shooting, bombs, bullets, missiles, and even a few nukes,but nothing was able to break it and thus humanity was defeated and wiped out of the cosmic map like a grain of sand on the beach.
Princess Celestia had done it,she had transformed most humans into ponies via the potion and the others where killed by the barrier she had made.
Celestia trotted over to the black unicorn who looked at her with a smile. "Hello your majesty ,I found this lab and like you had asked me, and I found this containment cell with what I think is a dragon egg inside it."
"That is something I would love to see,is what a dragon from earth looks like,show me to the cell." Celestia said thinking of what it would look like and what exactly the humans had contained it for.
The unicorn bowed and trotted down the hall and into a small room with a clear glass window that showed the inside of the cell wich contained a brownish looking egg about the size of a normal dragon egg. "This is most interesting,is it due to hatch any time soon?." She asked turning to Dark Ice.
He looked at the Princess. "I am unsure as I have not sent anypony in to check on the egg yet,would you wish for me to do so now your highness?"
Celestia gave a nod. "Yes."
Dark Ice nodded and with a wave of his hoof a guard pony trotted into the cell after he opend the door,the door closing behind him he walked up to the egg.
The princess and Dark Ice stood waiting to see what exactly would happen ,had the dragon in the egg scensed the guard and thinking it was its mother thought it was time to hatch?
With a slow, sucking noise the top of the egg split. It didn't crack. The top of the egg opened like a flower with four thick, wet petals that peeled back to reveal its contents. Layers of mucous and thin, pale membranes concealed most of what was inside from the ponies' view, but the gurd could make out a glistening black colored carapace and a long, flexible tail like an animal's spine gently coiling and slithering around itself.
The guard stallion ave a gulp and backed up some,now unsure if he sould poke at the egg now that he was sure that watever that was it was NOT a dragon egg.
The guard stallion only had time to let out a gasp before he was on the floor trying to peel it off,only to go limp moments later.
Celestia turned to Dark,wondering if he knew exactly since he sent him to resaerch anything he could find here. "Dark,so you have any clue what that thing is?"
He shook his head. "No your majesty."
She looked to the guard with the creature on his face. "Then we have no choice but to wait and see what happens since that thing wont come off without killing that poor stallion." Dark Ice nodded in agreement.
Had they known what that was they would have gladly killed that stallion and turned the entire place to ashes.
It was about two hours later that the creature had fallen off the stallions face and crawled away ,and gave the guards a chance to get that poor pony to the medical wing of the facility and placed him into a bed to rest,they left to let him get some sleep so that one he woke up they could do some tests to see if he was ok.
They slithered around in the vents and into an unmarked room with ten more eggs in it,it had been sealed off to all but the vents before the place was abandoned to escape the barrier.
The eggs sensing the presance of a queen opened up like the first ,and the facehuggers crawled into the vents to impregnate new hosts and make more drones for the young queen.
The drone and the queen had molted there skins and grew to adult size about a day later ,when some guards had gone to check up on there friend the facehuggers had gotton them to and made five warriors and five drones,all of wich draged the bodies back to the queen so she could feed and grow.
Celestia stared in horror at the bloodstains that used to be her guards before turning to Dark Ice. "We are leaving and sealing this place off,now" She said,and with out any warning teliported away with Dark and left the remaining four guards alone with the hostile aliens.
The four remaining guards where picked off one by one,and each one had been brought to the queen for consumption or to be used as a host.
Two weeks later in new canterlot Celestia was enjoying some tea when a guard ran into the throne room sweating and panting as talked. "Princess,I come with urgent news of the facility you requested us to guard and seal off."
Celestia looked up at him. "Yes,what is it?"
He gave her a horrified look. "Every guard stationed there has been killed."
Celestias tea cup dropped from her magic grip and shattered on the floor splashing its hot contents onto the floor. "How?" she asked with a neutral look.
He sat down. "I do not know your highness I had just gone there to check up on my friend steal wing but all I found where bloodstains and corpses."
Celestia sent the guard on payed leave.
In the center of it all was one larger then the rest and it was two times bigger and taller then Celestia,it gave a screach and the xenomorphs quickly killed the rest of the guard and the queens head turned to Celestias direction and before she could react she was grabed from behind by one of the aliens,and she screamed as its tail shot through her chest,she coughed up blood but still alive.
The queen was pleased she had managed to find quite a lot of hosts for her facehuggers and the aliens soon defeated all of equinity and surprisingly enough left the new foals alone ,not bothering to use them for hosts since they could sense something was wrong with them and it would not go well if they tried to.
"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." ―Ash
The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
Chapter 2 Species Unknown
Princess Celestia watched as the barrier destroyed the last of the humans 'safe zones',she did give them credit where it was due because they fought till the bitter end and even used the remaining nuclear arms in a last ditch effort to destroy the barrier,but all it acomplished was them being killed off and the land poisoned.
Unknown to Princess Celestia an alien ship was on its way to earth to harvest its crop,a crop she had destroyed without a second thought ,and she was going to pay dearly for it because she had pissed off a species that even the humans would have a hard time beating with all there tecnology and weapons.
The aliens (wich I shall now call drones) are black cephalopod like creatures with the ability to transfix and utilize the brains of different species to power themselves,they are responsible for the creation of human kind who acts like a crop for them to harvsit brains to build there army for millions of years.
Drones are squid octopus like aliens with multipul eyes and glowing lights on there tenticals that they use to bring other species into a trance like state,and to others the most horrifying fact of all is drones have the ability to steal the brain and spinal cords of there prey.take your brain out and use it like a fucking computer
Celestias barrier set off a small alarm ,and she looked up to where it had been triggered only to see a massive floating disc,she could only watch as hundreds of little black dots with glowing blue dots (there eyes) fell down from the ship and through her barrier like it wasent even there.
"GUARDS! get the potions ready!" Celestia said hoping the potion would work on these things.
The drones surged forwards,driven by the hive mind with only one goal ,harvest every sutible brain for processing and use for the hive mind.
Pegasi shot lighting at the drones hoping to kill them,while other guards shot stun spells or potion tipped bolts.
Royal guards left and right where being killed and there brains harvested for the hivemind and used to replace old ones that had rotted with time,the drones let out a horrible screaching sound that sounded like metal grinding on metal,Celestia stared in horror before shooting a few drones with solar magic.
The drones hit with the solar beams died with a screach and the brains they had collected spilled out of there now open mouths,they softly glowed blue before fading and turning the normal pink color and dying.
Celestia ducked and raised a shield as one large drone launched itself at her ,its mouth opining and its tenticals crackling with blue electricity as it tried to grab at her,she was sweating and panting due to the shear amount of drones bashing at her shield cracks where starting to form and her horn sputtered out before in a last ditch effort to get away she took flight.
Only to have one tentical shock her right between the wings,and it stayed there till the flesh was chared black,she looked up to the drone who had gotton her and its eyes flashed red and its tentical grabed her head before she felt her skull explode and the drone let out a victory screach before bringing the brain to the center of the ship.
The hivemind was pleased and the brain in the main core droped out grey and lifeless before the drone put the new one in,and the entire ships blue lights got brighter as it replanted humanity back onto earth before leaving,awaiting for there crop to grow enough so they could once again harvest it.
Author's Note
short I know,but eh im doing this for fun and cause I feel like it ,same for all my other stories
The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
Princess Celestia gave a smile as a newfoal brought her some tea before leaving,she had been quite happy now that all humans where eather dead or newfoals.
She looked on as the metal cuddle fish grew three long tentical like legs,as the tripods stood up they released a long fog horn like sound as two tenticals with cresant shaped things glowed blue and shot her guards,turning them into ashes and there armor into molten slag.
A pink barrier washed over the tripods ,having no effect other then to make them tinged a bit pink when looking from the outside.
The princess looked in horror as her subjects where killed of by these tripods ,before she tried to use the elements.
Sadly for her this got the attention of the other tripods as they focused soley on her and began shooting there heat rays at her,the elements where having a hard time keeping up the shield that Celestia had made using there magic.
The royal guard sounded to retreat, Captain steel tried to get his troops to evacuate to the everfree,but he looked up to see a tripod looking at him as a long tentical with a needle on the end of it shot into his chest and his blood was drained.
The tripids killed any who dared get in there path and soon the pony species was now extinct,but just as the tripods had won,they had also lost as one started wobbling around before falling over dead and powered down,a hatch on it opend up and a flood of red pinkish goo sloshed out before an alien crawled its way out looking at the sun as it dried up into a husk and died,and soon after the other tripods joined it.
For all the ponies magic nothing could harm the tripods except the elements of harmony ,and those where one shot only so they had time to recharge.
Author's Note
again it may be short but im doing this for fun and cause I feel like it,let me know what ya think of this story so far.
The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
This takes place in the fallout universe before The Great War where every nuclear capable country launched there nuclear and atomic arms.
It began around a year ago,Equestria had apeared 50 miles off the coast of flordia,there had been a pink barrier around it,at first it seemed nothing was going to happen,but two days later it began to expand and destroy every human or human made thing it touched.
After two months they had suceeded and taken any tecnology,weapons,blueprints,and anything else they thought would be usefull into space with them along with the president and most of congress.
From the moon one could see most of the planet now had a pinkis hue and the enclave watched in anger as the last bit of green on Earth turned pink,and thus humanity on earth was extinct.
The zetans had been watching this go on,and they did not like what they saw the ponies of new Equestria do.
The zetan aliens are diminutive ,hairless,yellowish-green-skinned humanoids with short wiry limbs and green blood. their heads are disproportonatley large ,with round heavy lidded solid black eyeballs with no discernible iris or pupil; a mouth filled with sharp teeth with a green tongue ,and two pairs of of small holes where the ears and nostrils would be. They have no thumbs ,each hand insted having three long,tentacle like fingers with large suction cups at each finger tip that allow them to manipulate objects.
They had taken countless numbers of tecnology from humans and stored it in the storage center of there ship as a sort of human museum dedicated to the human species as a whole and not just one nation,there where laser rifles and other tecnology there.
The captain turned to his adviser and spoke. "What exactly is that barrier made of? I want it destroyed." He said turning back to the terminal he was at.
His adviser nodded. "Ill have the research team look into it and see if we can find out what it is." He walked off to the researchers wing of the mothership.
"I know what your here for,and you will be pleased to find me and my team have already found that barrier is made of a weak gamma radiation and its just like one of ours force fields,so it shpuld be easy to destroy for us and it explanes why the humans tecnology was not able to penitrate it." He said handing the data pad with the information on it to the adviser.
"The captain will be pleased,you are looking at a pay raise sometime this week." he said walking back to the captain and showing him the data.
The captain nodded. "Yes this will be easy." He said before a small alarm got his attention and turned to the enclaves moon base.
The Enclave had been working on a super laser that would have been able to destroy the barrier ,but they did not have the time to finish it untill they got to the moon.
"Prototype laser 1 is ready to fire,you may fire." A oporator from the base said into the soldiers helmet.
"Firing now." He relpied before the laser charged up glowing a bright red before shooting a ten foot wide beam of red energy in a constant stream at Earth.
The beam hit the barrier and to the horror of anypony watching it began to crack and break before the sound of shattering glass was heared and the barrier shatterd into magical shards before fading away with glittering dust.
Princess Celestia rubed her forehead with a hoof,all those things the humans had shot at her barrier gave her such a headace,but this thing had made her get a snout bleed the migraine was so bad.
The zetan captain stared for a few moments before he turned to his terminal and pressed the speaker button. "Scramble the saucers and have them kill the equines so the humans can retake the planet and pick the rest off once we are done and gone."
Saucers flew from the mothership and quickly entered the atmosphere,Celestia looked up as flying saucers flew around her new planet and started shooting anything pony made,from random houses and villages to her castle.
Author's Note
hey everypony,this is the last chapter of the story so I will post pics of every alien I used,except for the xenos cause you already know what those look like.
The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
Mars Attacks!
Princess Celestia laughed as the last of humanity was destroyed by her barrier,It had been nice to win and have everything go as planned,it had taken months and her conversion bureaus had been such a hit with humans that wanted a change of life,but soon others noticed those who where converted not only became a pony but also lost the ability to show any 'negative' trait such as anger or sadness,and only smiled largely and praised Celestia.
With all humans dead or turned into new foals she sat back in her throne and looked out a window to the sky of New Equis,the sun was just around midday,she wondered what she should do now before the day was over since she has some time to kill.
A martian in a large purple and gold robe started 'ak aking' at martians in green space suits with a large glass dome over there heads with a large red tank on there back,all of them carrying weapons that looked like toy laser guns you'd see in the 50's.
Celestia Looked at the saucers before she activated her shield spell again,and to her surprise it fizzled out the second it came into contact with the saucers.
Princess Celestia watched a large grey saucer,far bigger than the rest,land near her castle and the bottom opened up as twenty martian troops marched out in a row of ten each and parted way as there king walked through to Celestia before making a circle motion with his arm. "Ak ak!" He spoke in high pitched ak's,like every martian.
After a moment Celestia's horn light up yellow as she tried to cast a translation spell on the king,only for the troops to pull out there laser weapons and shoot at her and her guards,she threw up a shield,her guards however where not so lucky and when hit by the beam of there weapons turned everything but there bones to dust and leaving bones colored green,blue,or red.
Celestia's eyes and horn glew bright with power as she floated into the air and started using solar beams to shoot saucers out of the skies of her new planet.
The martians laughed as they crushed ponies using there own monuments of one they saw as a goddess that could move the sun,they gave no shits as they killed off ponies and took selfies of them standing in front of burning or blown up monuments.
The martian king wiped out his laser pistol and shot Celestias barrier causing it to shatter from the constant fire of the alien's weapons,he calmly walked up to her,put the barrel of his weapon to her head,and pulled the trigger,and this Celestia knew no more and equinity was killed off or used for random experiments like attaching the head of a pony to the body of a dog.
Author's Note
short and random i know,but its like the movie so enjoy
The Conversion Bureau Vs Aliens Of All Kinds
The Aliens from each chapter
the drone ^
alien from chapter 3
tripod from chapter 3
the zetans^
