Im Sans!?

by Shadowflameking

Rating: teen
Tags: Crystal Ponies, Profanity, Random, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, King Sombra
Length: 1184

Im Sans now

Im sans now apparently

Published 2018-03-11 21:10:13 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-11 21:10:13 UTC

Im sans!?

I was waiting for the bus to take me home from work ,it was around 8 pm so I was gonna have to wait around a half hour for the bus to come,so I took a seat on the bench and then as I was waiting some guy who I swear was not here a second ago walked up to me and asked me.
"Hey,you like My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic,right?"
And at that i started to sweat ,because I had never told anyone I liked the show or had all of its episodes downloaded to my computer.

"Um yes, who are you?" I asked him.

He gave me a grin. "What would you say if I could send you anywhere on equis as anything you wanted?" he said still having a grin that could make pinkie proud,and I gave a laugh at this.

"yeah right ,for all I care you could send me to the crystal empire as sans from freakin undertale!" I said with a snicker and a smile,which quickly turned to horror as his eyes glowed red and his smile now looked like a sharks teeth.

"As you wish" was all I heard before i blacked out as the world faded away like dust.

"uhhhg my head..." I said letting out a groan before rubbing my forehead with a hand,only to feel hard smooth bone instead of skin,I opened my eyes (ironic despite being made of bones I could still move my face like normal) only to see i really was sans from undertale.
And there was snow all around me,and...a note on my forehead?, I took it off and read it.

"Your wish has been granted,and just as a little extra bonus gift i ave you one hundred hp so you dont die if someone stabs ya on the first shot -J"

I gave a look around and saw the Crystal Empire not to far away,but it was all covered in black crystals and not the shiny blue ones like from the show,so I had a pretty good idea of what time I was in unless this was a case where Sombra got to the empire before Cadence or Shining Armor,eh ill worry about it later.

i thought to myself as I walked into the empire "Well least im not working a shitty office job anymore"

Everything had snow on it,and when I looked at the houses I swear I saw ponies hiding inside,oh well problems for another time I suppose.

I walked up to the catle seeing dark jagged black crystals snuffing out the normal light blue ones before walking inside.

It took around thirty minutes of wandering in a random direction before i found the throne room,as i walked in i saw sombra with ten crystal mares chained up next to each side of throne.

He looked up looking angry that i had interrupted whatever it was that he was doing. "Who dares disturb me!" Sombra said in a angry tone,likely pissed I just interrupted what looked like his dinner and 'dessert' since he was holding onto a blue crystal mare when i barged in.

I put my hands in my pockets. "Just ya friendly neighborhood spiderman" I said in a mocking tone snickering to myself at the refrance he would not get.

Sombra was for lack of a better word pissed and confused ,he was just enjoying his evning meal and about to suck the life out of a mare before a weird bipeadal skeliton barged into his throne room,it looked like it had white dots where its eyes where suposed to be and had a blue jacket on with a pair of black shorts and pink slippers,but sombra knew this thing was mocking him by the way it snickerd thinking he couldent hear it.

Sombra stood up from the throne. "You are mock me!? you will leave now or be a slave in my crystal mines!" He said still sounding pissed.

To sombras suprise the skeliton laughed and looked at him,its right eye glowing blue looking like fire before saying to him. Do you want to have a bad time? the skelitions friendly tone now cold and emotionless.

Sombra would not stand by as this thing threatend him,in his own throne room no less!

I glared at sombra after saying that quote,i knew he was going to attack me since his horn light up and he shot a black crystal at me fast as a bullet,but to his suprise i side steped.
"you really think i was going to stand still and let you hit me?" I mocked him.

I raised my right hand out of my coat before a demonic goat skull with blowing blue eyes appeared floating next to me on my right,its bottom jaw split into two halves and a glowing blue light seen inside its mouth.

"Give up sombrearo,you wont win this and i would much rather not have to kill you" I said offering him one chance to live,he dint take that chance since he tried to attack me with a beam of darm magic,but to his horror i the goat skull,known as a ghaster blaster, opened its mouth and a bright blue beam shot out and met his beam head on.

Sombra was suprised this being had the nerve to tell him to surrender ,so he did the only sane thing in his mind and tried to shoot a beam of magic at this being so he could rid of it,but to his horror the floating skull next to the skeliton opened its mouth and shot a bright blue beam of magic at his,and it over powered his and hit him head on ,and thus King Sombra was no more as not even ash remaned in his place.

I stared at the place Sombra was at not a moment ago,not even a scorch mark anywhere to be seen as sombra was litraly turned into nothing. "...Well that was fuckin easy,i thought for sure it would have been much harder to kill that guy,eh guess im king now hah" With Sombra dead the black crytals flaked away into dust and blew into the wind.

The ponies in the throne room all bowed to me and one cheered. "ALL HAIL THE NEW KING SPIDERMAN!" I gave a laugh at that before correcting the mare.

"hehe that was just a joke,the names sans." I said looking at her as she cheered yet again.

"ALL HAIL THE NEW KING SANS!" before the others in the room joined in and ran off to tell the others the news that sombra was dead and a new king had taken his place.

"Wait a second I know nothing about ruling an empire....shit this is gonna be interesting"

Author's Note

disclamer, i know nothing of undertale sept the charecters and sans powers so this will not be a story where undertale stuff finds its way into equestria,on a side note i am open to a crossover if anypony is interested.
This was inspired by the displaced and chess game of the gods