A sphynx is fine too

by heart04winds

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Sphinx, Self Insert, Profanity, Slice of Life
Length: 4111

there is a serious shortage of clopfic's about the sphinx from "Dareing done?" despite the large amount of sexy anthro art of her. I seek to correct this injustice

you are Thomas the "valiant hero" of ... some village in southern Equestria. the Sphynx come to your village sometime after her defeat by Somnambula demanding their crops. the village Is counting on you to defeat this menace once and for all. of course the obvious way to do that is to slay the beast but can you find a peaceful solution?

the cover is taken from a screencap

this story is inspired by a derpibooru image just go to https://derpibooru.org then copy paste /1675355 to the end of the address

this story includes the following : transformation, nibbling, blowjobs, cunnilingus, rough sex, and worse of all ... riddles and cuddling,

Published 2018-03-14 03:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-14 03:40:06 UTC

Riddle me this

Your name is Thomas. You somehow convinced this village full of Egyptian ponies you where a great hero. Life was going great until this sphinx lady came in demanding the village give her more than half their crops and then they start demanding you do something about it. So you put on your armor, grab your sword, and head to her lair. You know standard hero procedure. You enter the main chamber and see her. She looks like a purple coated cross between a big chubby Pegasus pony and a cat, except a lot bigger. She shows off her sharp teeth to intimidate you but you honestly find her more, cute than intimidating despite her being several times your size."What brings thee to my humble abode mortal?" she asked

"Well the village sent me to get rid of you so~"

"Haha tho seriously want to fight me? I can crush thee without effort"

"I was actually hoping I could convince you without having to fight you 'not that I'm a coward it's just-"

"Oh, I understand how about we play a game. Doth thee like riddles mortal?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty good at them '85 the name is Thomas by the way ... Or Tom for short"

"Well Thomas if tho answer 3 riddles correctly within 5 minutes and I will never bother the village, I might also give thee a little reward"

"What if I lose"

"Then I'll eat thee whole...Alive"

You know some people who might get excited by that prospect. You, on the other hand, would much rather be mostly outside someone than being slowly digested inside them. But you are confident in your ability to solve riddles

"Challenge accepted "

"Very well let's begin" she moves closer eyeing you like a piece of juicy meat

"Riddle one. A camel travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the camel's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course, this can't be true. The camel is normal, how is this situation possible?"

This question stumps you for a couple of minutes but you manage to figure it out " The camel operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the two inside legs."

"Correct...Riddle two. I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many mare's eyes.
What am I?"

"Hair, co rquote mon that one was easy, give me a fucking challenge"

"Very well" she morphs herself in front of you now she is just a few inches taller than you are. She is still pretty chubby but a lot more feminine. You notice her chest, belly, and pelvis coat is light lilac shade while the rest of her coat is a darker magenta. You only noticed this now because she now has a big pair of breasts with big dark purple nipples. She walks closer to you Swaying her hips

"Third riddle" she says in a subtly more seductive tone as she touches your chin with her paw " Sometimes I walk in front of thee."she walks around you, still holding your chin as she gets behind you " Sometimes I walk behind thee." she keeps hold of your chin as she wraps her other arm around your neck " It is only in the dark that I ever leave thee." she leaned in pressing her soft breasts into your back and whispers in your ear " What am I?" She gets you so hot and bothered you almost can't think of an answer " The clock is ticking Thomas~" she starts nibbling on your neck which is kinda hot but is also a subtle reminder of your fate if you fail then it hits you

"Wait, this one rquote s easy too," you say as you facepalm for not getting it immediately "you rquote re my shadow"

"Mmm congratulations hero, as promised I shall leave the village alone" she walks from behind you and heads straight for her bedchamber. You start to feel like she already lost her interest in you.

You walk to the exit your head hung low " so much for the possibility of getting laid" you think

"Oh, Thomas~" you hear her call you look back to see her looking back at you. She extends her arm and does a lquote come hither rquote motion with her paw " you shall receive a great reward". You fail to notice she didn rquote t use the word " tho" or "thee" to refer to you focusing instead on following this sexy cat thing into her bedchambers. The room was lit by several candles. The smell of incense is in the air. And the bed itself took up almost half covered in fine silk, pink in hue. "Lay on my bed, make yourself comfortable"

"Yes ma'am," you say as you strip your armor and clothes off leaving nothing but your boxers on. Then you lay down on her comfy bed

"Why did you leave your underwear on?"

"I figured you would want to get those off yourself ... Wait what the fuck happened to your 'thee's' and 'tho's'?"

"You mean the way I talk? I usually talk that way to intimidate folks" she says as she crawls closer to you

"Isn't your giant sphinx form intimidating enough?"

"It is for a lot of ponies, but others find me kinda cute, even with my fearsome teeth" she smiles at you showing her sharp teeth which seemed to have gotten a lot smaller in proportion to the rest of her head than they did before. In fact, they seemed a lot more like normal cat teeth rather than the bear trap grin she had before. She extends a claw and hooks it in the hem of your boxers, being careful not to hurt you. She pulls down your boxers slowly. You lift your butt up to make it easier. She pulls them down enough for your almost hard cock to spring out "oh my, let's see what we have here" she opens the drawer and takes out measuring tape and measures the length of your dick "hmm not bad almost 14 centimeters I have had bigger toys but..." she wraps the tape around the base "7.5 centimeters thick, that's pretty nice for a dick this size" she puts away the tape and gently holds your cock" so Thomas what do you want me to do first"

"Mmm I'll let you decide"

"Hmmm very well ... Perhaps i'll ... EAT YOU ALIVE" she opens her mouth wide and you start to panic

"Oh crap, I should have known this would happen, why the fuck do I ever let my dick do the thinking" you reach for your side to draw your sword but find it missing. Then you realize you stripped off all your equipment at the foot of the bed far away from you now. "Well never would have guessed I would have been eaten alive by a winged cat woman"

You shut your eyes closed resigning to your fate. She leans down and engulfs the head of your penis and sucks gently as she purrs softly. She lifts her head off your cock making a pop sound "mmmm you taste really nice Thomas, this is such a lovely treat" you open your eyes to see her slowly lick your dick savoring the flavor.

You laugh a bit easing your remaIning tension "hehe good thing I didn't have my sword on me"

"What do you mean?"

"... Well, I... I don't want to kill you when you intended to give me a blowjob"

"That sword wouldn't have killed me"

"What?"

"You need a silver blade to kill me"

"Why are you telling me your weakness"

She paused and put a paw to her chin "I don't know ... Maybe I trust you ... Or maybe I'm planning on killing you after I've had my way with you" you freeze out of fear "oh don't you worry my pet, I'm not planning to kill you anytime soon, I haven't had enough fun with you yet" she gives you a mischievous smirk before she lowers her head and engulfs your entire cock in one swift move. Purring and moaning she sucks hard as she bobs her head up and down your shaft. It's getting to the point where you can hardly handle it. She starts massaging your balls with her paw and it puts you over the edge. You shoot what felt like at least half a cup's worth of cum down her throat. She lifts her head up letting the last couple of shots in her mouth. She lets go of your flaccid dick and opens her mouth showing you t of the big load you squirted out.She flips her head back and gulps it down "your cream tastes nice too, wouldn't mind having some more"

"Well your gonna have to wait a while, I'm all spent at the moment"

"I have some enchanted honey that will speed things up a bit for you" she grabs a pitcher of what you assume is the enchanted honey and emptied some of it into her wide open mouth. This kinda confused you because you were under the impression the honey was meant for you. She leans into you and presses her lips to yours. She pushes her tongue at your lips and you allow it entry into your mouth. She empties the sweet contents of her mouth into yours as your tongues dance around each other. She lifts your head away and pours some more honey in your mouth.

You look down and notice ... Your dick is still limp " I don't think that magic honey works"

"I said enchanted honey and it will start to affect you soon my pet, in the meantime" she crawls over. Turns around lays next to you and spreads her legs. "Its time for you to eat me"

"Sure thing ma'me" you crawl over to her and get your face close to her pussy and start tasting. You hear her purr and moan in delight. Her lower lips taste like raspberries with a hint of grape jam. You continue licking enjoying the taste and her moans of pleasure then you get an idea "hand me that honey pitcher" she hands you the pitcher "now don't get me wrong you taste pretty great but..." you spread her pussy wide and start pouring a little honey into her "I think a bit of honey will pair well with your natural taste"

She giggles in delight "I love the way you think Thomas"

"Thanks ... You know it just occurred to me... I never asked what your real name is"

She bursts out in laughter "you are literally licking my clit and just now you think to ask me what my name is? Gods, you must be a real lady's man"

"Actually ... You're the first woman I've been this intimate with"

"Wait your kidding right? You're so good at pleasing me you cant possibly still be a virgin"

"Well... You gave me a blowjob... Does that count?"

"No, that does not count... But I'll be happy to fix your situation... After you finish your meal," She says with a smirk. You hand her back the pitcher. She places the pitcher back on the table. She then places her paw on your head and pushes you down slowly. "My name is Malika by the way"

"That's a lovely name"

"Thank you, now resume licking my pet" without hesitating you get to work licking off all the honey around her lower lips.Then you dive in tongue first and start trying to lick off all the honey between her folds. The deeper you go and the more you get in between her crevises the louder she moans "ahh... Yes... Get all that honey my pet .. Aah" Encouraged by that you go deeper going through more of her folds with your tongue. Her claws dig into the back of your skull but all you care about now is pleasing her. Her paw pushes your head down hard "YES TOM AAAH DONT STOP, DONT YOU DARE STOP AHH IM SO CLOSE AAH IM ALMOST THERE" you start losing air you frantically move your tongue desperately trying to make her cum as fast as posable "almosttherealmosttherealmost...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YES THANK YOU AAAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhh" She pushes your head down harder locking you in place as her pussy gushes out her fluids almost drowning you. Then her muscles relax enough to let your head break free

"cough cough is this cough how you planed to cough cough wheeze kill me? cough geeze"

"I am so sorry Thomas" her expression looks tells you she is genuinely regretful "I guess I got a bit overzealous... It's really been such a long time since I've had a lover... Or anyone share my bedchambers... I've been so lonely for so long" You feel as tho she's just about to cry. You start to feel like an asshole

"sigh I'm sorry... I didn't mean to accuse you of anything... You've been really nice to me and-"

"No, you were right ... I'm just a cold-blooded monster that kills people and eats too much and-" you get closer to her and embrace her stopping her mid-sentence. "D... Don't interrupt me like that I-" you press your lips to hers and passionately kiss her and she kisses you back. Your tounges dance around each other for a minute before you pull your head away.

"Malika ... You are not a monster to me... To me you are beautiful and-" she starts to giggle "....whats so funny?"

"You are aware how incredibly cheesy that line is right?"

"Hay I'm making a sincere statement you are beautiful and incredibly sexy and-"

"Tomas..." she embraces you looking deep into your eyes and you look into hers, "I think I'm falling for you"

"... Really?"

"Yes"

"...I think I'm falling for you too Malika"

"Awww ... Come over here let's just have a bit of a rest for before we continue our fun"

"That's fine with me, I could use a quick nap" you lay on her and using her big breasts as pillows comforted by her purrs. She hugs you close with one arm and pets you gently with her other paw. It feels like a dream you don't want to wake from. You both lay there for a few minutes

Malika would have been content with staying just like this for a few minutes more. But then she feels your cock get harder pressing against her belly "are you ready my love?"

"Huh?" waking from your nap, your mind still foggy. You look down and notice you are in fact horny again"... I guess I am"

"Good, the enchanted honey's magical properties should have increased your sperm production quite significantly" she rolls you over so your laying on your back. She gives you a quick kiss then leans back straight and raises her body above the head of your rock hard cock "allow me the honor" she alines your cock with her paw so it points directly into her dripping wet pussy "of taking your virginity" with that she quickly drops herself onto you knocking the wind out of your lungs "AAAAHHHHHH GODS YES AAAAaahhhh whew fuck... It really has been a while...haa ... I forgot how good...haa... A real warm dick felt...haa... Are you... Okay my love"

"Yeah... I'm ok now ... You could have warned me... Before you slammed yourself on me"

"I'm sorry Thomas... I was just so eager to get a real dick inside me ... How do I feel?"

"You feel incredible ... So warm and tight"

"Thank you ... You feel so good inside me"

"Thanks" you both stay still for a minute or two as you get used to her warmth and she gets used to your girth "...should we... Start moving?"

"Yes, my love... Let's start at a slower pace for now" she slowly lifts herself off your lap moaning softly as your cock rubs inside her pussy. When she reaches the point where just your tip is inside her. Then she slowly descends and gently grinds her hips back and forth when she reaches your lap."aaaahhhhh you feel ... So nice"

"Thank's ...you feel... Nice too...and so tight" she continues her motions gradually getting faster.

You start to instinctively hump up as she glides down "ooooh you ready to go faster my love?" you nod your head "alright let's go" she speeds up to a moderately fast pace. Your hips move faster to match her pace. Her moans get louder "aahhh!!! Yes, Thomas!!! Fuck me harder!!!! Aah yes!!!" she leans over you and you grab her butt cheeks and squeeze eliciting a sharp "OOH" from her "oh my Tom, you just love ...ahh... My big ass ...aah...don't you...aaah"

"Sure do .ahh... Now hold on tight" she hugs you tight and you tighten your grip on her rump. You start to turn her over she moves her body the way you're pushing allowing you to more easily roll her over. You lean to look at her your dick still in her pussy

"Why have you stopped?"

"I'm just wanted to admire you in this candlelight"

"I look even better in moonlight my love ...and I believe the full moon should be right above us by now... Be a dear and pull that lever above my nightstand" you reach for the lever but just before you pull it you hesitate.

"... Wait ... How do I know you won't... Turn... More feral in the light of the full moon ... Or anything like that"

"Don't you trust me Thomas?" she says with a toothy smirk

You think about it for a few seconds." ...fuck it, if the worst happens at least I won't have died a virgin" you pull the lever and the ceiling opens up slowly. A cold breeze bows out all the candles. You start to shiver but you forget all about the cold as soon as you look back to her. The moonlight casts her coat in a faint glow. Her eyes become luminescent pools of golden ember "holy crap... You look ... Absolutely radiant"

"Thank you, my love" she looks you in the eyes and says in a low growl "now fuck me like your life depends on it" she glares at you as if that isn't an idle threat. You nod nervously, you lean forward pulling your dick out her pussy until just the head is in. Then you slam into her "aaahhhh!!!! Yes just like that but harder" you slam again harder "yes harder my love... And faster" you keep slamming gradually harder and faster until you're going as hard and as fast as you can "yes!!! Yes!!! You're doing great my love!!! Lift my leg over your shoulder!!! Ahh!!! you'll get more leverage!!!" you do as she says and continue to slam into her "YES!!! that's it!!! slam your dick into me!!!! AAAAAHH!!!" you see her beautiful breasts jiggle around like big sacks full of thick pudding. you use your free hand to grope them"ahh!!! yes!!! you like my- aaah!! breasts don't you ?! AAH!!! come closer !!!! suck my tits please!!!" you lean in closer to her breast turning each of you on your sides as you keep hold on her leg. you enclose your mouth around one of her big nipples and suck. She screams in delight and her pussy gets tighter"AAAHHH!!!! THOMAS!!! YES!!! I'm!!! getting so!!! close my love!!!!"

"yeah!!! aahhh!!! I'm getting close too"

"don't pull out Tom!!!! I want to feel!!! aaaahh!!! your cum inside!!!"

"you!!! uugg!!! won't get pregnant!!! aaah!!! will you?!?"

"of course not!!! aaaah!!! we're different!!! ahhh!!! species!!!" you take her word for it. You continue to suck her nipples while you fuck her as hard as you can. The pitch of her shouts increases and you feel her pussy squeeze you harder.

"Malika!!! I'm gonna cum"

"Me too Thomas!!! I'm!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" She squeezes your cock so hard as she cums you cant take it. you empty the contents of your ballsack into her pussy. You shout in ecstasy with her. Her pussy milks your cock for all its worth leaving you spent. you both pant in exhaustion. "I... love you... Thomas"

"heh ... I know" you slide up and kiss her. she presses her lips to yours and kisses back passionately... you pull away and look deeply into each other's eyes for a moment "... you want to close the moonroof? it's really chilly out"

"nah just pull the covers up-"

"AH HA" a young voice comes from above you "you may have believed you where alone when you told him you're secret, however, I was listening in and discovered your weakness"

"what the fuck dude?!?" you shout at the young pony on the ledge above you "how long where you spying on me?!"

"only long enough to hear her tell you of her weakness to silver! then I rushed back to get an arrow forged to bring her demise!! NOW PAPA!!!" an older unicorn pony you presume is the young pony's father levitates a bow and arrow with a silver tip over the edge, takes quick aim and fires. Malika rolls over to protect you

"MALIKA!!! NO!!!" you shout

"owch" she exclaims before you hear the arrow roll off the bed clattering on the stone floor.

"... you lied to me about the silver thing didn't you?"

"hehe I don't give away my true weakness to just anyone"

"I-I had to melt down my grandmother's jewelry to make that arrow" complained the colt above you

"Relax young one you no longer need to kill me, I have decided to change my ways and no longer require most of your crops, in fact, I might go on a diet"

"Aww but I like your pudginess" you complain

"I'll keep my pudge for you then my love" you both giggle as you rub noses

"wh-what happened to your manner of speech?" asked the old stallion

"Oh I've decided to drop the 'thee's' and 'thou's'"

"...so you won't need us to give you our harvest anymore?"

"Yeah next time I need food I'll just buy it from you... if you're okay with me paying in catnip"

"uh... y-yeah I think we can work with that...

"oh and one condition"

"wh-what would that be?"

"your hero here is to be my lover for a yet to be determined amount of time"

"w-would you like there to be a marriage ceremony?"

"God no, I'm not ready for marriage yet" you complain

"I agree my love ... we should at least wait till we can get a nice a tment" you both laugh

the two ponies above you look at each other confused "so ... we're free from your tyranny?" the colt asks

"uuggg yes, now leave us alone, we need to rest" the two ponies get down from the pyramid and tell the others you successfully pacified the sphinx. Malika pulled the covers over you both and you snuggled close to each other to get even warmer.

Hay Malika"

"yes my love?"

"... are you alright with being called Mali?"

"that's fine with me Tom" she closes her eyes getting ready to sleep. So do you until a nagging thought hits your brain

"Hay Mali"

"Yes?"

"... do you think this will last long"

"what do you mean dear?"

"you know... us ... this relationship"

"Oh, Thomas ... you're the only one who made me feel this way for a very long time and ...I don't think this feeling will fade anytime soon...Is that all that Is bothering you, my dear?" you hug her closer

"yes, I love you Malika"

"I Love you too Thomas" you both fall asleep in each other's arms until the sun shines in on you both. she gets up and yawns and stretches then proceeds to shake you awake "wake up my love, I want to make love again"

"uuuggg cant we wait until after breakfast"

"hmmmm ... nope I'm horny now" she grabs your hard on "and it looks like you're ready to do the deed now too"

"...fucking morning wood"

"don't gripe like that you know you'll love it hehe"