Equestria's "friendly" neighborhood conqueror.

by The_Lost_Somebody

Chapter 0: Prologue

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Chapter 0: Prologue

The Convention

I was walking around the con while dressed as the final boss from my personal favorite game, Ramirez. As he is a Valuan Admiral and Galcian's right hand man. Now I nailed the look, all I was missing was the gloves and the sword. And I knew from whom I'll be getting them from. My true name is irrelevant as I won't be needing it. But I am a fairly normally built man in my late thirty's. From how I normally looked, if you knew the game, you could have mistaken me for the man himself. Personality and all. When I was alone. How I appeared to everyone else, I was a kind and polite man. How I came to be this cold and cruel man is a story not for the faint of heart.

I was a fairly normal kid. I had a kind family, a caring mother, a respectable father and a really great sister. Everything was going normally, until my mother died. It happened so fast. One minute you are having fun, the next you hear the scream of your mother, and then you are holding her dying corpse. I remember it faintly. She had been shot. She was heavily bleeding from her stomach while a younger me was trying to stop it. I can still remember her words to me. "Don't worry. We are not saying goodbye. It's only a "see you later". So don't cry, my son. We will see each other again."

As she had said that, the light in her eyes died. From a young age I knew that there was nothing I could do afterwards. I put her head down and started to walk home with her blood on my clothes. When I did arrive home, news of her death had already reached my family. When they saw me, they asked what happened. I said with a cold and dead tone: "She was shot. She bled everywhere. I tried to help. Couldn't. Now, I have to get to the shower. Have to clean all the blood."

Needles to say they were shocked to hear an 12 year old say all of that. So everything went down hill would be nearly an understatement. I started to be cold around others, I would bully others, some who were nearly twice as strong as me. Once I even ruined an adults life. How I did this, I won't tell. He thought he could buy my fathers company, I made him regret it. He thought my father was doing this. He went to talk to him face-to-face. He didn't know that this had happened, all he knew that he was getting money from an anon account. He tried to track it. Couldn't.

My sister was the most protected. Whenever I saw her go anywhere near some "hot shot" gang, they would soon disappear without her. Needles to say, she never trusted a gang at all after about 50 gangs in the local area disappeared. That was thanks to little old me. If they tried to brake in to our house, they would die a death of a thousand holes. From any angle, there was a little surprise waiting for the one who used a method of unlocking that wasn't either from the inside or a key, the surprise would activate.

As for me I left home when I knew that they didn't need me anymore. That was around when I was 18, my dad found out that I was the one who kept giving him money. He questioned me on how I got the money. I would answer like this, "I stole from company's that thought they could buy you out. Thus, ruining their company. I also made all the local gangs disappear. Don't worry though, I won't be living here soon. Just a warning. If you do find out where I live...

Don't call the cops."

He did have a horrified face. He asked me "Why? Why would you do this? You do know your mother would not be happy about this!!" I answered to his question with an answer that shocked him to the core. "I did this so that you wouldn't have to go through what I had to. I know you may consider me evil now. But it's the truth. I did it all for YOU TWO." He then ran out of my room, didn't know why so I didn't care. Now I live in an apartment far from their(our) home.

Now as for how I lived? Well pretty much the same way I used to back when we were still in the same house. In my room, either playing video games or watching anime. I did find a show called My Little Pony. God I loath that fucking show. Yes I did watch all the seasons from 1-7. While I admit. I did like some, key word, SOME episodes, I still think it's shit. Now it maybe because of my personality or something like that, but I just hate it. The ones I did like were the episodes where the villains showed up and started to show off. They are the BEST and I wished I could have their epic powers. For example: Tirek's magic stealing, Sombra's control over dark magic and Discord's chaotic ability's. And most of all. I Fucking Love the Pony of Shadows. Sure the host was freed, but that doesn't matter. I still love him. Nightmare Moon, eh, would fuck.

Now back to the Con. I was walking around with my (pinky on corner of mouth) ONE BILLION DOLLARS. (Could not resist.) As I was walking I did notice something in the corner of my right eye. I turned to look and lo and behold, the one I was searching for. The one. The only. 'The Merchant'! I knew of him through the fandom of MLP. (gag) I was mostly reading villain stories when I stumbled upon the displaced fic's. I knew then that I just had to find him, so I looked up the most recent conventions and found the one that was closest to me. B.A.B.S. con. I didn't care about the con itself but the man in front of me.

I walk up to the man who was dressed as the Resident Evil 4 Merchant. He notices me and says. "Huh. This is the third time now." I look at him in slight confusion. I think I knew what he was talking about but asked anyway.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, this is the third time someone has deliberately come looking for me. This must be a new record," He said in slight amusement. "Well, I do have what you are looking for, so wait here just a little bit. I will come back with these items," He said as he handed me a piece of paper. It did indeed come with the items I wanted.

List:

'This is so long! How the fuck is he so good!? I do hope my money is enough to pay for this shit! With the way its so long, I have my doubt's. But I can always hack the ATM. The security on those are so shit. They really need to fix it in case someone like me comes along,' I thought as he came back with a FUCKING TOWER of boxes.

"Holy shit they are heavy! Well, I'd say these all cost about roughly 90 Million dollars, He said as he lowered the tower. You could see a comical bead of sweat as I dug out the whole sum of ONE BILLION DOLLARS. I know he said to only give him 90 Million, but I doubted that I needed dollars to where I'm going.

"Here is an exact amount of a billion dollars," I said as I handed the money over. I could see and hear his jaw it the floor and go through it.

"WHAT!?! Why are you giving me so much!? I didn't ask for that much!" He exclamed as he picked his jaw from the floor. I chuckled.

"I don't think I'll need my money to where I'm going. So think of it as a parting gift," I said. He did quickly grab the money and shifted through it. He did indeed see an exact amount of a billion dollars.

"Well, this is indeed a pleasant surprise! So you do really know how to get one on your good side! Just for this I'll give you something extra special. It's the blueprints to Ramirez's ship, only enhanced by the moonstone cannon! You can now have fun! Oh, before I forget, here are the Moon Crystals and about 60 million moonstones! He said as he brought the items in front of me. I was really surprised that the money I gave him allowed me to get so much more extra than I hoped for.

You could almost see me floating of the ground with genuine happiness. "Thank you so much!!! I didn't think my extra money could get me such bonuses!!! I will definitely use these for a great purpose!!!" I said jumping in the air. He gave a laugh at that. He thought that he might as well throw Vegito's earrings in as well.

"Well you have fun now! Hope to see you alive still! You know what? Anthro Equestria it is!" He said as my vision started to cloud. That's when I thought to myself: 'Equestria. You are so FUCKED!'

Author's Note

Hello every one! Hope you liked this first chapter. Now it may look that I made him to overpowered. That is true. But as I continue, he won't use them for his benefit.

Any more, and I'l step into spoilers! Hopefully you all enjoy this!

May you find your way in the Nothingness.

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