NOIRE POV

"Why am I in Cadance's room?" I asked myself, half-asleep. We were in Cadance's bed, still in each other's arms. I would've let go but I was way too comfortable and confused at the same time. I stared blankly at the ceiling, trying to process everything that just happened. My memories were completely scattered. Cadence, on the other hand, had full recollection of the entire thing.

We just made out... and cuddled... for the entire day. If that was just making out then how long could we go... 'under the sheets'? Cadence thought to herself. Her cheeks were completely red at that point and grew warmer in her lower lips with each passing second, She turned and looked at me, still blankly staring at the ceiling I wonder what he's thinking right now...

What happened?... and why do I feel something wet? I thought. I turned to meet Cadance's gaze, her cheeks still flushed. He rubbed around the wet area, which immediately was followed by a gasp and moan from Cadence. Wait a minute... Cadence just moaned. Something is wet. Cadence and the wet thing are very close to each other. Am I touching... he quickly retracted his hand, causing Cadence to moan again. She quickly covered her mouth to stop herself but the damage was already done.

Both of us shot up from their positions and got off of the bed. I looked down to find himself in boxers. I looked across to find Cadence in only her panties and her bra. I was even more flustered now, unable to say anything. Ending this long silence, I asked "WHAT THE HELL?! How did I get like this?! How did you get like that?! What the hell happened?!" That reaction wasn't received very positively. Cadence was surprised and angry that Noire had no memory of the event and asked

"What do you mean what the hell happened?! You don't remember?!"

That was when everything came back to me. I carried Cadence to her bed and had the best night's sleep in years. The cuddling and making out noises were playing in my head, causing my blush to grow even more until I looked completely red. I felt like steam was about to blow out of my ears like a steam engine but I managed to cool myself down. Taking a deep breath, I warmed up the confidence to speak up "Okay, how about we get some clothes on and when we are a bit calmer, discuss what this makes us and how we are going to explain this to your friends and family,"

My proposition got Cadence to calm down a bit, losing her blush. She shyly nodded and went to the bathroom to cool off in private. I looked around in search for my clothes and found them laying on the floor on the other side of the room. He picked them up and got dressed. I didn't need to do much for my appearance as my hair was quite short and was always tidy and clean. I brushed off some of the dust on my clothes and silently waited for Cadence to come out.

After five minutes, Cadence left the bathroom. She was in rather casual clothes; a black t-shirt with the words 'Tough Lover' on it, a pair of jorts, pink tights and pink trainers. Not appropriate clothing for a princess' standards but that didn't matter now. Cadence sat on the bed next to me, keeping close to him.

"So... you're a biter," Cadence said, gaining a weak chuckle from me.

"And you like to be bitten," I responded, gaining an equally weak chuckle from Cadence. A pregnant silence filled the room and stayed for a few moments until both adults sighed "We made out... a lot. Does this mean we're-"

"-going to be screwed when we tell this to the others? Going to be criticised by the entire country?" Cadence rambled.

I blushed slightly and finished my sentence "going out?"

Cadence blushed slightly and leaned against my shoulder "I would like that. In the eyes of others, it may seem forced and completely not thought through but I think we can really go somewhere. Solve this issue of Chrysalis, Grim... Shining... What about you?" I was silent for a single moment before pulling Cadence even closer and laying my head against hers "I'll take that as a yes,"

"We gotta tell the others. We can't hide this from them," I said.

"I know," she replied "We can do that tomorrow though. It's night-time". 'Night-time' rang in my mind for a few seconds as I remembered Celestia's suggestion to train under Luna.

"Crap, I gotta ask Luna to train me. Can you wait for me?" I asked, gaining a chuckle as Cadence kissed me on the cheek.

"Of course I will, my love," she said as she pushed me out with her magic "Now go spend some quality time with Aunty Luna," she said gleefully. Once I was out of the room, the door slammed shut, leaving me alone to process all of this.

"Is this what it's like to love a really, really kinky chick? Questions for later" I asked myself as I made my way down the hallways to night court.

"So, allow thee to summarise: Thou want us to train thou in the art of combat as thou wants to master an ageless power, not even we can surpass without the aid of alicorn magic or supernatural magic productions of unity?" Luna asked, with her head tilted to the side in confusion.

"Well, I said 'seizure-inducing rainbow blasts of friendship', but yes that would be the sum of it," I said to Luna who was sitting on her throne. I had proposed the idea of her needing a friend with a less 'influential' description and me in need of someone who had the free time to teach me. Since practically all of Canterlot swarms Celestia with either pandering or paperwork, Twilight hates my guts and Cadence didn't know anything about the powers I had, Luna was the best solution. "I mean, you know why I can't ask anyone else about this and Celestia told me you knew more about the code than she did so you just seem like the best and the only option I have. Please, I got my ass whopped by Shining with just one attack and my best way of fighting is my average level swordsmanship. I need your help."

Luna only remained silent and listened to everything I was saying. I couldn't tell what she was going to do next, scaring the nightlights out of me until she finally spoke "We met with the human warrior who saved Equus from destruction many times. Some would say before he passed, that we were very close friends. We watched him die before my very eyes and tell me that he would be replaced. Now here you stand, ten thousand years later, asking for us to help you become the human we treasured so dearly. What makes you believe we would be okay with that?" she asked, her tone starting to become more solemn, maybe even angry. I could see how this would upset her slightly but I could not waver there. There is a threat that is strong enough to shrug off an alicorn and can grow even stronger.

"If that human was wrong about anything in his life, then he was wrong about ever feeling like anyone could replace him in his life. No-one in this word can be replaced because there will always be people who love you differently. They will keep them in their hearts as a friend, lover, family or even something completely different. You can't give your love for someone to someone else, love doesn't work that way. He... or she will be in your heart and no matter what distance you are from them, the love you give to them will always be for them and only them,"

Luna was silent after my speech, unable to say a thing. When I finished, I waited for her to say or do something. Luna pushed herself off of her seat at walked towards me. I believed that I did something horribly offensive because alicorns can kill people really easily and closed my eyes, prepared for banishment. Instead, I felt a hand on my shoulder, then two hands and soon enough Luna was pushing her entire weight on me. Her being taller than me caused me to fall over with her being on top of me. We stared in silence for a moment until we heard a click coming from the door. We turned to find a reporter pony at the door. Before either of us could stop him, he quickly ran around a corner and out of sight. Luna got up and brushed herself off, pulling me up and fake coughed "Well, Noire, we have heeded your words and agreed to your request. We shall commence tomorrow so we have enough time to prepare a training regime... and find that reporter. Be warned as we will not go easy on you; We will break you and build you up again. So enjoy your last peaceful sleep" I walked to the door, ready to go back to Cadence's room but Luna stopped me "Your words remind us of my dear niece. We see sharing a bed with her has caused her to 'rub off on you'" she said with a playful wink. I blushed, understanding the joke and went back to Cadence's room in embarrassment.

TWILIGHT POV

I can't believe those two, they start fucking around like they're dating after one attempt at rescuing my brother I thought as I sat in a circle with all of my other friends. Pinkie had just returned from... somewhere and I was starting to get really anxious so we all decided to play truth or dare to lift all of our spirits. I had to be honest with myself, I was affecting the group negatively with all the outbursts I've been having lately. I didn't want to cause a rift between my friends but the lines between us were drawn very quickly.

Rarity thought the two looked good together and compared them very strongly to the sappy romances she's been reading and the similarities showed themselves; a distressed damsel forced to chose between two lovers, a knight in dare I say shining armour with a noble and just heart, and a rough around the edges, witty loner with a kind heart underneath the bad boy look.

Applejack openly admitted that she's fine with Noire as she sensed his good soul and drive to protect Cadence and everyone he holds dear. I respected her for her honesty and her ability to be okay with something no matter how severely it might change what goes on her life, something I wish I had. I guess Noire and Cadence being together wouldn't change her much seeing as she likes to distance herself from the snobbish upper class.

Rainbow Dash was the only one, except me, who was against them. However, her reason is much more directed to Noire rather than Cadence. His understandable reaction just didn't sit right with her and getting her to change her mind is about as easy as explaining the Pinkie Sense. This caused me to not back her up as much when she voiced her opinion on Noire and Cadence.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy were the only two who were indifferent to the subject. Pinkie Pie was much more interested in having everypony become friends and having fun while Fluttershy hasn't really said anything about either of them.

Overall, everypony was split up about the issue but we put our opinions aside and enjoyed the night. At least we did until Rainbow opened her mouth, something I wish she did less often. "So Fluttershy, we've all told everypony our opinions about Princess Cadence and the hoo-man but you so spill," she said, crossing her arms and floating towards her. Everypony could see Fluttershy getting very uncomfortable "Come on, your opinion can't be that bad. What could possibly stop you from telling us something so-"

"I SAW THEM HAVE SEX!" she yelled out before quickly covering her mouth. Everypony went completely silent, unsure of what to say about this new revelation. I came up to Fluttershy and put my hand on her shoulder. She still had her hands over her mouth and was starting to grow very red in the cheeks.

"Fluttershy, are you sure that is what you saw? Are you sure it wasn't just somepony else?" I asked. My tone made it sound like I was pleading because that was what I was secretly doing in my head.

Fluttershy nodded her head "Yes, I'm sure. I heard moaning coming from Cadence's room. When I went to check what was going on, I saw Cadence and Noire in bed together. Noire was being... very physical," I leaned backwards and stumbled onto the floor, in total shock. My suspicions were true, Cadence was betraying Shining and using Noire as her fall back. I slowly got up and turned away from the entire group. Pinkie's mane was deflating, Rainbow looked outright furious, Fluttershy was on the brink of tears and Rarity dramatically fainted. Applejack was the only one being calm about everything and stood up.

"Ah think we should go to bed. We have to head back to Ponyville bright and early" she said glumly and went off to bed. Every pony else soon followed suit with me being the last. I turned off the lights and went to the land of dreams. However, instead of dreams of my friends, there were schemes of ruining my sister-in-law's life just like she did with my family.

CADENCE POV

It was getting close to midnight and I was starting to get anxious. Noire had only been gone for ten minutes but to me, it felt like an eternity. There was an itch in my exposed loins which I wanted him to 'scratch' but the thought of us having sex literally after ten minutes after confirming our relationship. Fuck, I haven't even completed the divorce papers so this can be totally be seen as cheating. I was about to solve the issue myself until Noire came into the room, causing me to blush while he stared at my open marehood in awe. It wasn't every day something like this happens to a princess so I wasn't entirely sure what to do or say. I was about to speak until Noire chuckled and made his way over to me. His presence made me feel guilty, but a kinky kind of guilt.

"You wanted me to help you with that, didn't you?" I could only blush harder at his comment "I won't hand over my V-card just yet, not exactly fully prepared for that, but I got something else that may help you out, my horny princess."

I was about to ask what he meant but he cut me off by entering two fingers into my marehood. It was amazing! Stallions almost never try this with their mares and Shining was no exception. I thanked the heavens that the human race was not a stranger to foreplay! I thought he was restrained when it came to sex but I was proven very wrong when he suddenly pulled them out and dived under the sheets. He massaged my loins with his tongue "Sweet Celestia!" I screamed. He was working non stop on me, licking my insides thoroughly until I couldn't take any more "Ah! I'm cumming!" I gripped his hair and made him drink all my juices. When the juices stopped, I let Noire and he wormed his way up to me. He smiled lightly, looking over his spoiled masterpiece. I held him tight and started to fall asleep "Next time, it's your turn," I said between yawns. Noire only smiled and held me back, his eyes starting to close as well.

"Can't wait,"

Author's Note

Wanted to make this short and more of a filler because what's a story without some slow-paced, non-action time to just chill with some drama on the side?

Bad. The answer is bad.

Anyway, don't be expecting me to have long, drawn-out sex scenes because this is NOT a clop and I am NOT good at writing sex scenes but its the effort that counts, right?

Anyway, thanks for reading! Stay dizzy. Wuzzy out.

(I'm starting to think you guys think this is getting cringy)