Haiku Is Magic

by Calsan

Episodes 1-4

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My Little Pony: Haiku is Magic
Episodes 1-4

Episode 1:
Friendship is Magic, Part 1

Twilight spends her time
With books instead of her friends
Finds a prophecy

An evil pony
Sent to the moon years ago
But she'll be released

She is Nightmare Moon
Elements of Harmony
Able to stop her

Twilight is then sent
To make friends in Ponyville
She is reluctant

Interesting ponies?
Twilight attempts to say Hi
Stranger gasps and flees

Applejack appears
With her massive family
Gonna stay for brunch?

Rainbow Dash crashes
And proves she can clear the sky
In ten seconds flat!

Rarity's ribbons
Will be the talk of the town
Spike will fall in love

Fluttershy-quiet
Until she sees the dragon
Then gets excited

Twilight is worn out
But goes home only to find
Pinkie yell "Surprise!"

The party runs late
Twilight hopes it's just a myth
But the book was right!

The ponies gathered
Within the largest building
For Princess appearance

"Are you excited?
Never been so excited
Except when I gasped"

The curtains are drawn
But wait for just a second!
The princess is gone!

Nightmare Moon shows up
Throws the land into darkness
Night lasts forever!

Episode 2:
Friendship is Magic, Part 2

Previously on
My Little Pony, several
Events did occur.

Twilight runs away
Followed by a pegasus
She reaches her home.

Confronted by Dash,
"Are you a SPY?" she questions
AJ interrupts.

Twilight explains to
The other confused ponies
What she must do now.

She must procure
Elements of Harmony
Defeat Nightmare Moon!

But there is one thing...
She doesn't know where they are!
"It was under E!"

Everfree forest
A purple cloud follows them
Sinister, no doubt

A sudden landslide
AJ convinces Twilight
To release her grip

Angry manticore
Fluttershy pulls the thorn out
He calms down quickly

Distraught sea serpent
Rarity cuts off her tail
"Oho! MY MOUSTACHE!"

Scary tree faces
Pinkie sings a little song
Makes them disappear

Dark acrobat team
Ultimatum- "Them or us"
Dash remains loyal

Ancient ruined castle
Ponies find the elements
Where is the sixth one?

Evil pony steals
The harmonious stones, but
Twilight follows her!

Twilight fools evil
She teleports behind her
And causes a spark!

The spark didn't work
Nightmare Moon destroys the rocks
Now what will they do?

The others arrive
A shimmer in Twilight's eye
They all are her friends!

Twilight's eyes glowing,
She and her friends float mid-air.
Nightmare Moon shouts "No!"

The rainbow shoots out,
Enveloping the Nightmare,
Cause of explosion!

With a glowing light,
Celestia does arrive
And congratulates.

Nightmare defeated,
Celestia walks over
To greet her sister.

She has a request:
"Will you accept my friendship?"
The sisters embrace

Ponyville party
Twilight doesn't want to leave
Princess lets her stay!

Episode 3:
The Ticket Master

AJ and Twilight
Walking and hauling apples
A bet with Big Mac

Twilight is hungry
She's glad the goal is lunchtime
Spike tends to agree

Suddenly, Spike burps!
A letter out of nowhere
Gala announcement

Two tickets inside
Applejack is excited
She would like to come!

AJ would sell treats
For all the ponies around
And fix up the farm:

A roof for the barn
A plow for Big Macintosh
A hip for Granny

Rainbow crashes down
She was napping in a tree
She wants in as well

Wonderbolts perform
She would interrupt their show
and put on her own

Living Rainbow's dream?
Or fixing Applejack's farm?
Who deserves it more?

Twilight walks to town
And slams into Pinkie Pie
Tickets fall on her

Pinkie Pie freaks out
Her gaze falls on the tickets
She wants the extra!

The gala is massive
A "galarrific" party
Best place for Pinkie!

Rarity spies them
She designs the ensembles
But has never gone

She is destined to meet
The nephew of the Princess
And they'd fall in love

Bunny grabs tickets
and then runs to Fluttershy
"Oh, these are perfect!"

She would spend all night
In the garden with critters
Hummingbirds that hum

Argument ensues
Everypony wants to go
Twilight can't decide

Twi and Spike get lunch
Suddenly it is raining
But not upon them

Rainbow made a hole
But Twilight is not amused
So she zips it up

Twilight is soaking
Rarity pulls her inside
Dresses her up

She catches on, though
And angrily storms back out
Runs into AJ
Caramel, crumble,
Pie, fritter, bumpkin, cake, tart,
She's got everything!

But Twilight walks away
She doesn't need any of
These extra favors

But when she gets home
What does she stumble upon?
Fluttershy cleaning!

She pushes them out
And gets ambushed by Pinkie
Who tells everypony

Everypony freaks out
And starts pursuing Twilight
So she runs away

Teleporting home
Twilight finds her friends waiting
And yells in despair

Everypony gives up
Their chance at the spare ticket
Which inspires Twilight

"Spike, take a letter"
She gives both of the tickets back
and explains her choice

A response comes quick
"Well, why didn't you say so?
SIX tickets this time!

Spike is saddened
He doesn't get a ticket
Wait! Another letter!

"And one for you, Spike."
Ticket just for the dragon!
He runs out giddy.

Episode 4:
Applebuck Season

It's that time of year
Harvesting time for apples
But without Big Mac

He has hurt himself
Leaving it all to AJ
She is determined

She begins her work
"These apples won't shake themselves"
But then they do shake!

Many running cows
Charging towards Ponyville
Rainbow yells "STAMPEDE!"

AJ and her dog
Make the cattle veer away
The town has been saved!

Mayor wants to thank
Pinkie suggests a party
"She's...Appletastic!"

The town has gathered
Around the hall to honor
Applejack's actions

Twilight starts her speech
But she gets interrupted
By other ponies

AJ has promised
To help Rainbow's flying trick
And Pinkie's baking

Fluttershy's census
For the new baby bunnies
Should go much smoother

The mayor speaks up
The curtain is pulled open
But AJ is late!

"I'm here!" a voice yells
Applejack walks through the crowd
And drops some apples

She reaches the stage
And walks up to the award
"I sure look funny!"

She drags it off stage,
And begins trekking back home
Her friends worry

"Did she seem tired?"
Rarity suggests, "messy?"
"Did you SEE her mane?"

Twi visits AJ
"What is that pony up to?"
Gets a closer look

"Applebuck season!"
She asks, "Apple-what season?"
It's harvesting time.

Twilight is concerned
But she leaves AJ alone
She goes to help Dash

Big teeter-totter
Rainbow stands upon one end
Applejack jumps down

Applejack misses
And she falls flat on her face
Repeat this four times.

AJ's bright idea
Push down her end sans jumping
It knocks down Rainbow

One final attempt
With a mighty leap, she flies
And lands on the end

Dash wasn't ready
She flies far out of her plan
Crashes by Twilight

Twilight offers help
AJ refuses again
Goes to help Pinkie

She mishears Pinkie
Chocolate or tater chips?
And a cup of sour

The ponies are sick
"A mishap with the baked goods"
"Not baked goods, baked BADS."

AJ still bucking
She tips over with her cart
To find Twilight there

"Help? No thank you"
Some offscreen shenanigans
Her cart's turned upright

No, AJ insists
"I need help from NOPONY!"
Stubborn as a mule

Fluttershy's cottage
Applejack rounds up bunnies
But she is too loud!

The bunnies stampede
Every flower devoured!
Town in disarray

Twi visits again
Clever alliteration
"Bushels of bunnies"

AJ is finished?
Nope! Big Mac points out more trees
Applejack falls down

One more help offer
AJ finally agrees
Twilight sighs, relieved

Friendship is about
Giving of ourselves to friends,
AND accepting help.

Table of ponies
Rainbow Dash says she's hungry
Spike has a baked bad!

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