An Average Morning
“WELCOME! Welcome! To the new innovation to Ponyville” a loud voice said up on a stage “Welcome to the opening of the Ponyville’s brand new comedy club!”
Shouts and “wooooo’s” were coming from the stage ground where lots of ponies were sitting in awe.
“Allow me to introduce or first comedian of the day” he paused for dramatic effect and shouted
“Lyra Heartstrings!!”.
“WOOOOOOO!!” ponies shouted from below.
“Thank you, thank you!” Lyra said with a loud voice “You’re too kind!”
“Well I would really start this off with what I’ve got, so…..” she announced nervously “Umm...well, I see many colt’s are here so...ahhh?”
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“OH, Forget it! It’s no use” Pinkie sighed in annoyance “We can’t come up with any good ideas”.
“I know, none of us ponies are good at comedy anyway!” Rainbow dash sighed just as pinkie did.
“Ugh, just scrap it” Pinkie, gave in.
Rainbow dash did exactly what she said. She grabbed the paper full of drawings and ideas on it about a comedy club, scrunched it up, and threw it into the bin. It didn’t really land in the bin due to the fact that it was already full to the brim with other failed ideas.
“FUUUuuuck, another failed idea” Rainbow cursed.
“I know everything we come up with goes to shit” Pinkie said feeling frustrated.
“We need to relieve our minds or someshit...How about sex? ” Rainbow suggested slowly moving towards Pinkie in a seductive manner, but was swiftly stopped by a bright pink hoof.
“No, Rainbow! We need to get through this!” she said with annoyance.
“Oh c’mon Pinkie you know you wanna.” Rainbow said in a seductive tone.
“RAINBOW DASH, I SAID NO!” Pinkie shouted. Now getting even more annoyed at the cyan colored mare besides her.
“Geez, what’s up your ass…Oh wait, me!” Rainbow Dash chuckled, but she stopped when she saw the deadly glare pinkie was giving her.
“Fine, fine!” Rainbow said “What are we doing this for anyway?” she asked puzzled.
“For the-uh-the-um….. I don’t really remember?” Pinkie answered trying to jog her memory “Hmmmm. Oh well, let’s go see what Twilight’s up to?” Pinkie suggested.
“Alright fine. But, can we have sex first?”
“Oh, Rainbow, what is up with your sex drive right now?” Pinkie asked.
“What isn’t up with me and my sex drive?” Rainbow laughed “I mean I love it, you love it. It’s SEX! Pinkie c’mon!” Rainbow replied “Its fun to have a rut now and then”.
“Ugh! Fine. But make it quick, we’ll go to Twilight’s place after you’ve had your fun.” Pinkie said as she finally gave into Rainbow Dash’s demands.
“Yesss, jackpot” Rainbow whispered in joy. “I’ll go get the double sider”.
~Meanwhile~
“Twilight!?” Spike called out “Twilight!?”
“What the hell is she doing?” Spike thought to himself “Twilight, I made lunch!” he shouted.
As he was walking up the stairs he could hear moans coming from Twilight’s room that grew louder and louder as he got closer.
He knew exactly what was going on, and his curiosity was no more than overwhelming. Spike put his scaly clawed hands on the door knob and began to open it as quiet as possible. His eyes were growing wider and wider in each movement, Spike was starting to get really excited to see what he knew was happening just behind the door. But all hope was lost when Twilight jumped out from the doorway, and scared Spike shitless.
“RAWR!!” Twilight shouted, trying to scare spike as much as she could.
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” Spike shouted in fear as he ran down stairs crying and regretting what he did.
“Geez, can’t a pony ever peacefully read about sex in this town?” Twilight said to herself
before going back into her bedroom.
“Now, where was I?” she thought to herself “Ah! Yes, page 34: Insertion” she said before grabbing a big rubber toy that she had tucked away in her saddlebag “Now, this goes here? Hng...Oh, wow!” she shouted until she got interrupted by Spike…again.
“Twilight?” he said opening the door “IM NOT LOOKING! Seriously I’m not looking!” he shouted before Twilight threw the now moist rubber thing at him to shoo him out of the room.
“AHHH!” he shouted closing the door to protect him from the moist projectile that was flying at him “Ewww, what was that?” he thought in disgust “Twilight, your friends are here, I thought you should of known” Spike shouted through the door, and began walking back down stairs.
“Tell them I’ll be down in a bit ok!!” Twilight shouted back “Two times in a row, geez, he really needs a girlfriend” she thought to herself in annoyance.”
“Dash, Pinkie. Sup!” Spike greeted as he walked down the stairs “Twilight will be down soon”
“Sweet, thanks man.” Rainbow said giving him a brohoof.
“Hey Spike!” Pinkie said with glee “What was all that thumping and stuff up there?” she asked.
“Oh you know, just-uh…Twilight” he said slightly nervous.
“Ok! Wait, then why are you so nervous, huh? Huh?” Rainbow Dash said with a huge grin on her face.
“Oh…I don’t know, why do you smell like sweat and despair?” Spike said with a re-troll looking face after taking a quick sniff off of Rainbows fur as she was nudging him with her foreleg. Rainbow dash quickly leapt back in surprise and started mumbling.
“OH!-um…uh...hehe.” Rainbow muttered in shame while rubbing the back of her neck.
“Oh...well…um” Pinkie started mumbling with rainbow.
“HA! BUURRRN!!!” Twilight shouted in laughter as she came down from the stairs “OH MY GOD!! That was classic! Nice one spike!” she said wiping a tear from her eye, then giving Spike a high hoof.
“UGH! Hey I can do better than that. That was nothing compared to me!” Rainbow dash shot out defensively.
“Of course Rainbow Dash, you can do way better than that” spike said grabbing a hoof of Rainbows in his claws “A beautiful mare like you could do anything” he finished, looking into her eyes. Rainbow dash started blushing and gave an ‘Awww’ expression.
“D-do you really have feelings for me Spike?” she said with a loving look.
A quick moment of silence passed until.
“Pftftf, Hell no, I’m josh’n you man, you know my heart belongs to Rarity” Spike answered in laughter.
Rainbow dash on the other hand gave a look that only brought one thing to Spike’s mind…Fear. Spike knew what she would do and before she could do it, he whipped out a quick excuse.
“I’llgogetussomedrink’sok!!” Spike shot out from his mouth, and then shot into the kitchen. Only just managing to escape from Rainbow Dash’s grasp.
“THAT LITTLE FU-hmmmm, I’ll get him later” Rainbow said in a murderous tone.
On the other hand Twilight was just laughing her flank off at the scene that she just witnessed.
“Oh wow what a scene! haha!” Twilight said with a chuckle “So what are you guys doing here anyway?” she asked.
“Oh yeah we just came to see what you were doing?” Pinkie replied.
“Well I wasn’t doing much until you guys showed up” Twilight replied with a giggle.
“Oh yeah. Um, well do you wanna go do something then?” Rainbow Asked “Maybe go get something to eat or something?”.
“Sure, that’ll be great I’ll just go get my things” Twilight said before going upstairs and packing a saddle bag.
“Alright, I got those drinks!” Spike said entering the room “Now who wan-KACK!!” Spike was interrupted in the middle of his sentence by a blue hind hoof that sent him flying back into the kitchen, followed shortly by the sound of pots, pans and other cooking utensils hitting the ground.
“What was that?” Twilight asked coming back down the stairs.
“Oh, ah nothing probably just Spike.” Rainbow replied “Let’s go huh?”
“YEAH!!” pinkie shouted.
“Alright then, let’s go” Twilight said with glee “Spike can you lock up the tree house after we leave please, thanks.” Twilight shouted before closing the door and leaving.
“Alriet twi-twe-t…….*thump*”.
