My Little Pony: Wifi Will Destroy Society

Chapter Four: Pinkie Explores the Web

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Hello....Please state your Acronym Code and the current date if you would?

Codename RBD, Date 071918....I Would like to state for the record, I had no intent of what happened, So many Assimilated, I didn't want anypony to suffer like that! I swear!

Would You like some water?

What?....Yes, some Water would be nice thank you.....maybe a cigarette too if possible?...Thanks....

RBD takes a Sip of water offered by JTP
JTP pulls out a pack of Red Marlboros and offers a stick to RBD
RBD shakily takes one and JTP lights it with his horn giving RBD time to inhale and collect her thoughts

So Tell me RBD, What happened to your mission? I understand you were not assimilated....my condolences for your other squadmates....

RBD does not respond but looks down at the table
JTP lets RBD have a moment to respond
No response from RBD

Im Sorry RBD but I need to ask you a few questions in this debriefing before I can allow you back out, you know that as well as I do...

Just get to the Damn Point.... and dont call me by my Acronym Code.....call me by *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD*

Ok then.... so, miss *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD* it is then. Let's get to the "damn point" as you put it...

JTP opens a folder and reads off each question

Did you accomplish your mission objective?

No.

Did you discover anything else about the new Spire in district *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD*

No.

What happened to FES?

Deceased...

How?

Fatal Forced Dismemberment by assimilated Agents....

What happened to APJ?

Deceased.

How?

RBD becomes silent

The question miss *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD* you need to answer it before we ca-

Assimilated into the District Spire... She is the reason I'm here right now...

JTP stands up out of his chair and turns his back on RBD

I know this is hard miss, *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD*, we've all lost something or someone today... myself included...

RBD looks up from the desk

Then you should know exactly why this debriefing needs to get done quickly...

JTP turns around and sits back down

What did Agent APJ do to save your life?...take your time i kno-

She made a trade with the Spire...

What Kind of trade?

Her Life for Mine, the Spire just needed one of us, Agent FES's body couldn't be assimilated due to the nature of her death and I was the next one in the line, APJ pleaded and made a Bet with the Spire, knowing its pride Agent APJ easily convinced the Spire to accept the bet... if it lost I would be free, if she lost she would be assimilated.

Well you're here so that's obvious she won right? Then why was She Assimilated?

The Spire Was prideful...like I said....so it didn't take kindly to losing so easily. As soon as I was released it made me watch as .....as *EXPUNGED FROM RECORD* was turned into one of THEM.

Referred to Agent by Birth Name
Please Refer to Doctor WOM's report on Agent RBD's mental state

What was the bet?

That the ICBM would hit The Spire before it could realize the missile was in range. Needless to say she won...

Now as you know Agent RBD.... As Team Leader you are held responsible for those under your command... all 4 of them...

I Understand sir....

And the loss of a Member of your Team, while tragic, has consequences.

Yes Sir...

Then Please State for the Record what the Consequence is?

Temporary Leave from active duty....Civilian life.... until further notice....

Correct, do you have any final statements RBD?

No.

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I feel as if I should refer to the patients session today as informal... hence why the usual introduction to this file has been so unkosher to the normal procedure however i belie-

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-ut without a doubt I feel a great amount of honest concern for Rainbow Dash... her and AppleJack were very close to each other, closer then friends, almost like sisters, she often referred to her time in close combat training with Agent APJ as some of the most exhausting if not greatest time she has had sparring with another pony, which to her, is a great compliment given all the other Agents she has bested. This would reveal why she is so devastated by the loss of Agent APJ, along with their friendship role in the now useless "Elements of Harmony" also gives insight into how their team dynamic worked. Rainbow Dash wanted to be the best, and AppleJack wanted to prove to her Team leader that Dash had more to learn. The two fed off each others personalities in possibly the most effective way possible, which should be obvious given the Teams Rank in the Agency Leaderboards... One does not simply become number 1 by having unhealthy friction between Teammates.

Regardless of the Fact, It is my belief that because of the loss and trauma that miss Dash has experienced that during her mandatory leave she be allowed to spend time with the Apple Family to grieve and share a sense of closure, and that her leave should be indefinite... I will allow her a weekly visit to my office in Canterlot under strict supervision by the Royal Guard and then to be escorted back to the Apple Orchard when she is done with our 2 hour session...

The date is 070218
Subject is Agent....Miss Rainbow Dash...
Please Refer to this file for cross examination and reference under the given password.

Doctor WO-......Doctor Wolf....signing off...

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