Sup? Name's Masaru, Masaru Ametsuchi. I'm just your average joe. That is, if your average joe is a heavily overpowered Incarnation of War and Destruction.

It isnt? Huh...

Well, anyway. Equestria, land of ponies, friendship, love, and tolerance. Also home to the Everfree, which is apparently feared by every Equestrian... pussies, I tell ya! Let's see what sort of wonderful shit I can stir up.

PROFANITIES A'HOY!

Also, I would appreciate some coverart, and maybe fanart too, if you can spare the time and patience. Be sure to capture my good side.

Kidding, kidding. I'm not Blueballs, ya know.