The Poofy Pad, A Place Where Bonds are Forged in Diapers and Booze

"I swear I'm not kidding, I really did it!" Vinyl exclaimed, turning on her bar stool, wearing a thick purple diaper and matching onesie, with a purple pacifier on a necklace.

The Poofy Pad was full on this rainy night, by its standards anyways, with seven ponies including Vinyl and Stargazer being there at the moment, with the bar in a clam mood as the rain hit against the darkened window glass, creating a relaxing pattering sound. Stargazer, wearing a very puffy blue diaper covered in silver stars under a matching onesie, sighed and set his bottle down. "But every study on the subject has come out with results saying otherwise, and its hard to argue scientific evidence with only a claim."

Vinyl chugged her drink and slammed the glass down on the bar with a THUD, causing Padded Punch to jump. "Be careful, these foal themed glasses aren't cheep!" she said angrily, checking the glass and bar top for cracks.

"Then how do you explain that even after fully emptying myself and changing only 10 minutes earlier, my new bass drop makes my butt get all mushy?" said Vinyl, he diaper crinkling loudly.

Stargazer face hoofed and slid his empty bottle down the bar to be refilled by Padded Punch, who took it in her wine red hoof. "Because your body is constantly digesting, even many hours after eating, it just finished off some more food and you needed to go like normal." he said.

"Nu uh, the amount I messed before then easily makes up for everything I ate that day, so unless I was digesting really fast, that means I hit the brown note!" she said, putting her hooves on her hips, or at least on the place on her diaper that covered them.

Stargazer turned to face Vinyl fully, his diaper crinkling on the bar stool. "But you said Octavia and you ate the same things at the same times that day, but she was in the room with you, and she didn't mess when you tried that bass drop, so that proves I'm right, the brown note is a myth." he said confidently.

Vinyl rubbed her chin. "Well Octy's a earth pony, maybe her strength makes her immune, it probably allows her to hold it better." she said.

Stargazer chuckled. "No its doesn't work like that, ive tried to use my earth pony strength to hold my mess, and it didn't help at all, so I'm still right." he said with a smile.

Vinyl smirked. "Well look whose a smarty padded pants every pony, this guy" Vinyl said, gesturing to Stargazer while addressing the rest of the bar, getting the other ponies to laugh and Padded Punch to giggle a bit."

Stargazer snorted and did his best not to blush, utterly failing, causing a few more giggles. He then gave a mischievous fanged smile. "You wanna play that game huh? Well I bet if you cant even hold your mess, you cant hold your booze either." he said with a sinker.

Vinyl growled. "Oh you did NOT just go there! PUNCH!, get the shot glasses, I need to teach this stallion which one of us actually has some BALLS!!!"

"Oooooooooh!" said the rest of the bar, as if they were young students who had just heard on of their classmates curse.

Stargazer smiled confidently. "Your on, whoever passes out or uses their diaper first pays the other's bill for the night, deal?" be said, holding out a hoof.

"Deal, prepare to lose" said Vinyl with a competitive smile, shaking Stargazer's hoof firmly.

"Like that will happen, Punch, whats taking?" he said, looking towards the door behind the bar.

"Hold on you two, its tricky to stack these things quickly without magic!" she said, coming out with a tray of shot glasses with foalish designs on them, stacked in two pyramids, casing the rest of the Poofy Pad to cheer.

"Alright you two, go at it, but I'm judging, and please try your best not to puke." said Padded Punch, setting the tray down on the bar between Vinyl and Stargazer, following it by placing a bottle of strong whisky next to the tray.

Stargazer smirks and pours himself a glass, down it under a second later and placing the empty shot upside down on his side of the tray.

Vinyl follows suit, the other customers begging to place bets as the two commence in emptying shot after shot. Padded Punch simply smiles and shakes her head, pulling something large out on her side of the bar at floor level.

******A few minutes and shots later....

Vinyl set a shot down and belched, getting some cheers for it. "Beat that" She said with a smile.

Stargazer smirked "If you insist" he said, downing a shot and waiting a second, followed by much loader belch than Vinyl's, that even shook the bar top enough to nock over Vinyl's pile of empty glasses.

Vinyl's jaw dropped, staring at the toppled pile of shot glasses. "How did you do that?" she exclaimed. "You alicorns better at everything or something?"

Stargazer smiled. "Nope, I just got some lessons from Luna on the Royal Voice sense we last spoke" he said with a chuckle.

Vinyl smiled back at him. "Lucky for me, this isn't a belching contest" She said downing another shot.

******Much time and many shots later....

Stargazer and Vinyl had both kept up with each other for a long time, but both of them seemed to be slowing, their cheeks were red, although it was less noticeable on Stargazer due to his black coat, but very noticeable none the less. Some of the other ponies were looking on in awe, shocked the two had lasted this long, others had gotten bored and went to doing things such as playing darts, magnet ones for foals of course.

"*Hic* hey Stwargaser.... I-I dwarre you too take the *Hic* next shot upswide doown..... lwike a *Hic* bat shlloud" Vinyl slured, her eyes slightly crossed.

"*Hic* okwaaa.......*Hic*" Stargazer tried to say, too drunk to care Vinyl had been slightly racist with her dare. Laying his head what he thought was upside down on the bar, bat was really mostly on its side, he took the shot, getting only about half of it in his mouth, but to them it still counted, mainly cuz they were too sloshed to notice.

Padded Punch smiled as she cleaned up the spilled booze. hehe, they've gotten so drunk their talking kinda like foals, so cute she thought to herself silently.

"*Hic* Hey wwhy are w-we compweetin anywass, *Hic* we shoullt jwust buckin get alwong *Hic*" hiccupped Vinyl, propping her head up with a hoof.

"*Hic* youwer Buckwin wite, *Hic* Winyl *Hic* whweer fwennds, and fwends..... um..... *Hic* swould hwave cwtue fwun foer Wonna's *Hic* bwucking sakge Hic* slurred Stargazer.

Vinyl did her best to smile. "Ywaa! *Hic* fwun twime! *Hic*

******??????? later...

Stargazer moaned, his head feeling like Tartarus itself. Opening his eyes, everything he saw was a blur of purple shapes. As his brain slowly grinded back into full operation, he realized that, one he was laying on the floor of the Poofy Pad, which was weirdly soft, with dawn's light shining in through the windows, cuddling Vinyl, and two, the reason that everything was purple was that we wearing her shades.

"Ug, my bucking head.... Vinyl get up, its morning" He moaned, lightly nudging her and sucking on his pacifier, which had somehow ended up in his mouth.

Vinyl groaned and suckled her pacifier. "O-ok, who beat me over the head?" she quietly asked. "Shit dude..... it really is morning, and I..... I think I know what liquid hit me in the head......."

"Rise and shine big foals" said Padded Punch, how was sitting behind the bar looking down at them with a smile.

Stargazer tired to turn to face her, but he was cuddling Vinyl, who was just too heavy to bother moving, so instead, he just spoke towards the wall he was facing. "Punch...... what the buck did we do last night after...... we started, and..... why the hell are my forelegs so sore?" he asked.

"And why.... do I taste grape soda?" Vinyl added.

Padded Punch giggled. "Well after everyone else got tied and left, you two had one hell of a night!" she said.

"H-how?" Stargazer moaned.

"Well you and Vinyl had a few more shots after saying something about fun, and then Stargazer, you picked up a chair and air guitared with it while Vinyl tried to make bass noises by gurgling grape soda." she snickered. "And when I brought the emergency mattress out Vinyl made a noise that sounded like a drowning Ursa Minor and you both loaded your diapers more than ive seen anypony load thiers, I even messed mine a bit, which threw you both off balance and you collapsed right onto the mattress and cuddled up, falling asleep like cute foals." She said, barley holding back laughter. "Lucky you two are wearing smell suppressing diapers, seriously what the buck have you two been eating?"

Vinyl pushed a hoof against her diaper, feeling the mushy mess, her eyes widening, and then promptly burst out laughing. "Hahaha!, in your face Stargazer! Even you cant deny the brown notes exists, CUZ WE BUCKING MADE IT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

After processing what Vinyl had said, Stargazer began laughing uncontrollably too. "HAHAHAHA! SWEET LUNA YOUR RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he exclaimed.

All this was too much for Padded Punch, and so she began laughing hysterically as well "AHAHAAHAHAH, DAMN, YOU TWO ARE THE BUCKING BEST AND WORST CUSTOMERS IVE EAVER HAD, AHAHAHA, AT THE SAME MOTHER BUCKING TIME, AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" As the three laughed their diapered flanks off, they all knew they would remember the Poofy Pad for this night for a LONG time......

But the one thing they would never know, is who won the drinking contest.