The Poofy Pad, A Place Where Bonds are Forged in Diapers and Booze

by NeoLuna

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Fetish, Profanity, Random, Slice of Life, DJ P0N-3, Narcotics, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 4540

When Stargazer is invied to join the secret diaper bar known as the Poofy Pad, he finds something much better there than diapers and booze, taking for in the last pony he would expect. !warning! AB DL fic

!!!WARNING!!! THIS IS AN ABDL FIC WITH DIAPERS, THIER USE, AND SOME SEXUAL STUFF, IF THAT IS NOT YOUR THING OR IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE, CLICK AWAY NOW!!!!!!

(Currently being reworked into a story better than my original plan)

The Poofy Pad is secret, and is only known and open to, via invitation, a very niche group of ponies with a common "interest", implied by the tiny club's name. However its newest customer, Stargazer, student of Princess Luna, will find more that just booze and diapers there, much more, he will find a companion in a certain white mare with a neon blue mane.

Published 2018-03-19 16:10:11 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-22 21:53:09 UTC

First Night and a Broken Record

Stargazer stood outside a metal door in an unassuming back alley in Canterlot, his navy blue mane flowing in the cold wind of the late night. The black bat-alicorn stallion took a deep breath, showing his fangs and closing his sky-blue eyes, and gave three solid nocks on the metal door.

"clunk, clunk, clunk" went the door as his hoof rapped three times on the cold steel.

Stargazer stood calmly as a small slot in the upper half of the door slid open, showing two emerald green eyes on the other side. "Invitation" said the green-eyed pony in a stern voice belonging to a mare. Stargazer magically floated the letter he had received up to the window, a wine red hoof taking it with Stargazer internally gulping nervously, he was never a very outgoing pony. The mare read over the letter and did what looked like a nod. "Codeword?"

"Pacifier" Responded Stargazer quietly, blushing.

The mare on the other side of the door became noticeably less tense and shut the window, followed by the metallic sound of serval heavy-duty locks and latches being undone. The door opened, and before Stargazer could say anything, an earthpony's wine-red hoof yanked him inside, the door shutting with a thud and the sound of the locks being redone behind him. Stargazer stumbled around a bit, the yank and weight of his saddle bags throwing him off balance, forcing him to lean on a wall to prevent himself from falling over.

"What?, Who?, um.... Hello?" Stargazer stammered, only just reorienting himself.

"Hehe, sorry I made you dizzy, but we cant afford to have a pony standing at our door for too long" Said the mare in a much softer voice. "I'm Padded Punch, and yes I'm related to Berry, she's my older sister. Anyways, welcome to the Poofy Pad Stargazer!"

Stargazer looked up, seeing Punch's wine red coat, black mane and tail, along with her wide emerald eyes and cutie mark, showing a diaper and a wine bottle. She was also, of course, wearing a diaper, a super thick one at that, in the same shade of green as her eyes.

"How do you know my name?" asked Stargazer.

Padded Punch smiled. "I do lots of research before handing out invitations, dont worry I didn't touch anything private, I just hang around on adult foal websites and keep an eye for potential customers, and you seemed perfect"

Stargazer blushed. "T-Thanks, so, where do I change?"

Padded Punch smiled wide. "Follow me"

Stargazer followed Padded Punch as she skipped along, his eyes widening a bit as they entered the main room. It was a nice small size, about the size of a small café, with wood paneled walls and a celling painted navy blue with yellow stars on it, which lit up a bit each time one of the blades on the celling fan allowed light from its bulb to shine on them. The bar itself was small, but the shelves and fridge in back still boasted an impressive amount of drinks, but what really grabbed Stargazer's eye were the glasses. Along with normal shot glasses and the like, which had various foalish images on them, large foal bottles of many colors were also available, with one of the two diapered ponies at the bar drinking what looked like beer from one. Stargazer looked around at the booths along the wall, seeing only three other ponies besides the two at the bar. A mare and a stallion were sitting diapered together, seeming to be on a date, with the silhouette of one other pony sitting in the shadowed corner booth. "Is this your normal amount of customers?" he asked.

Padded punch stopped at a door to a bathroom and smiled. "Yea, at most I get about 10 a night" Then she turned to face Stargazer with a serious face. "You can change in here, but first ground rules: No tabs, No super loud music, and if I even SUSPECT you mocked ANYPONY here for being a AF or told ANYPONY that the Poofy Pad exists or what goes on here, I WILL find you, and I WILL shove a broken wine bottle up your plot, VERY. SLOWLY. Remember, what happens at the Poofy Pad, stays at the Poofy Pad, UNDERSTOOD?" she said in an increasingly demonic voice.

"Y-yes Mam" Stargazer squeaked in terror, his eyes wide and ears folded.

"Good, see you at the bar" said Padded Punch in her nurturing voice with a smile and skipped over to the bar as if nothing had happened.

Stargazer entered the bathroom and closed the door behind him. "She's creepier than the Everfree forest." he said with a sigh.

Stargazer looks around the bathroom, which was fairly normal, with the floor and lower walls covered in light blue tile, and the celling, along with the upper walls, were painted navy blue like the rest of the club. The main thing that made this bathroom unique however was that the toilet in each stall was replaced by a large changing table. Heading into one stall and setting down his bags, Stargazer brought out a full navy blue onesie with a hood and a pack of very thick black diapers with silver tapes and a big silver moon on the front, making him smile at the sight of his favorite clothing, if they could even be called that, sense the diapers were about as thick as two pillows all over.

Laying down on the changing table, which was softer than he expected, Stargazer unfolded one of the huge diapers and set himself down in it, sighing as he felt its comforting softness. After centering himself in the diaper, Stargazer powdered himself, tickling his area a bit and making him squirm before folding the diaper snugly around himself and taping it shut. With a sigh of comfort Stargazer got up and put away his changing supplies, and then goes about getting into his onesie.

With his onesie on, Stargazer retrieved his favorite pacifier, which was navy blue with two tiny inlayed star-cut diamonds and a purple nipple, and happily pops it in his mouth, giving it a few suckles. After he picked up his saddle bags and left the ~~bath~~changing room, Stargazer clipped his pacifier to his onesie via a silver string.

Slowly entering the main room, Stargazer blushed in embarrassment, but it subsided a bit when he sees that everypony is in similar attire, and headed to the bar quietly and sat down on a stool with a loud crinkle coming from his massive diaper.
"Hey Punch I'm back, and padded up" he said sheepishly to the green-diapered mare behind the bar, her padding there for all to see while she pulled a bottle down from a shelf.

Padded Punch turned around and smiled as she set the bottle down on the bar. "Well hello cutie, did you have fun looking at my diaper?" she asks, shaking her padded rump a bit.

Stargazer blushed and hides his face with a wing. "Yes..." he whispered in embarrassment.

Padded Punch giggles and pushed Stargazer's wing away, making him whine. "Its ok, I tease everypony with my diapers, and, I kinda like it when ponies stare" she said sheepishly, shaking her emerald green diaper some more. "Now, glass or bottle?"

Stargazer looked up. "Is it ok if I use my own bottle?" He said, placing his custom big foal bottle on the bar, showing its clear blue plastic body and purple nipple.

Padded Punch smiled. "Of course, so what'll ya have?"

Stargazer rubbed his chin. "Whisky, a bit on the strong side please"

Padded Punch nodded "Whisky it is" She said as she pulled down a bottle and unscrewed the lid of Stargazers foal bottle, beginning to fill it.

Stargazer smiled and hoofed some bits to Padded Punch across the bar as she put the lid back on his foal bottle and gave it to him. "That enough?" Stargazer asked as he took his bottle.

Padded Punch smiled. "Exactly enough, your good as guessing" she said, putting the bits away and siting on a stool on her side of the bar, making her diaper crinkle.

"Thanks" said Stargazer, taking a sip and enjoying its taste, along with the feeling of the alcohol burning in back of his mouth a bit. "Ahhh, that's the stuff" Stargazer said with a smile. "Anyways, how to do you pay for this place with so few customers Punch?" he asked.

"Oh that? I just do boring paperwork for my sisters during the day, and they give me capital, Punch.inc is a family company." Padded Punch said as she refilled another pony's drink.

"Oh, ok" Said Stargazer casually as he took another sip. "So, how did you get that cutie mark anyways?" he asked.

Padded punch smiled. "Well we Punches all tend to get our marks working some position in the company during our teenage training, and then become boss of that team, but sense I'm incontinent I ended up doing paperwork in a back room, and believe me it was hell" She sat down again. "Anyways one day an incontinent pony applied for a job as my assistant, and he was super nervous during the interview, so I gave him some booze in a foal bottle I had on me and BAM! cutie mark."

Stargazer took another sip. "Well that's neat, what happened after that?" he asked.

Padded punch began to wash the bar with a rag out of habit. "Well it took a while, but after that I saved up and moved here to Canterlot and opened this place about nine years ago and have run it myself ever sense." she said with a smile.

Stargazer gulped down some of his whisky. "Well that's gre*Buuurrrrrrpppp!*" Stargazer belched loudly, blushing a deep crimson. "Sorry....." he said sheepishly.

Padded Punch reached over the bar and ruffled Stargazer's already wild mane. "Hehe its ok, foals big and small need to burp, actually that was pretty impressive!" She said enthusiastically.

Stargazer chuckled quietly. "Thanks, feel kinda bad that I did that in front of your other customers" he said.

Padded punch giggled. "Really its fine, to the other ponies its just seen as part of the foal act, besides , when you did belch we and Ms. Scratch were the only ones left here, everypony else isn't as much of a night owl as we are, and your kind is by nature."

Stargazer looked at the clock. "Wow, time really flies when you drink"

"Damn strait" said the other pony quietly in a voice somewhat familiar to Stargazer, who quickly turns to face the white unicorn mare from the dark booth, now sitting next to him. Her spikey mane was a two-tone electric blue, and her eyes where a deep crimson, with a striking pair of purple shades resting on her horn, and there was only one pony like that. Stargazer didn't believe it, DJ Bucking PON-3, dressed in a black onesie and diaper, with matching pacifier, was sitting with him at an adult foal bar.

Stargazer's eyes widened. "Oh sweet Luna..."

The white unicorn's head snapped to face Stargazer so fast he was shocked she didn't get whiplash. Her eyes narrowed, the red irises seeming to pierce Stargazer's soul like a spear.

"Listen here FAN BOY, I'm not DJ PON-3, I'm Vinyl BUCKING Scratch, and I came here to drink myself silly and piss my diaper like foal to get my stress out, ive dealt with too much bullshit for a bull to handle over the course of a week in under 48 hours, so PLEASE just stop with the DAMN WORSHIP FOR LUNA'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vinyl yelled, her mood going quickly from anger to sorrow, with her breaking out in tears, throwing her head down into her hooves on the bar, spilling her drink. Stargazer took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

Her motherly instincts kicking in Padded Punch began to move to Vynial's side, but Stargazer stopped her with a firm hoof.

Stargazer gestured to Vinyl's spilled drink. "Punch, clean this up and get us a bottle of milk, and make the bottle white and blue, wash and use mine if you need to." Stargazer said firmly.

Padded Punch wore a look of concern. "But...."

Stargazer cut her off. "Trust me, I know what I'm doing, just get that milk please" he said, turning to face her.

Padded Punch relaxed a bit and hesitantly turned to get the milk from the back room. "O-ok....." she said as she trotted off.

Stargazer turned back to the sobbing Vinyl and gently lifted her up in his magic, posing her like a foal, and walked with her to a booth and sat down, setting her gently in his lap, his tall alicorn body allowing him to spoon her while still having his head above hers. Slowly as not to spook her, Stargazer put his fore-hooves on Vynial's shoulders, and his wings around her body like a blanket.

"WAAAAAAAaaaahahahhaaaa!!!!! WHY!!??? WHY DO THEY DO IT!!!???, WHY CANT I JUST BE ME!!???? AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!" Vinyl yelled as she cried, instinctively snuggling into Stargazer's chest, her foal side seeing it as a safe place.

Stargazer silently acknowledged Vinyl's pain with a nod and rubbed her shoulders to calm her, which due to Stargazer's fluffy coat, worked quickly. As Vinyl began to stop crying, she looked up to see who was holding her, and her eyes widened in surprise. "*sniffle* W-why.... are YOU of all ponies helping m-me?*sniff*"

Stargazer sighed. "Because I know whats its like to be famous due to a false version of yourself" he said calmly.

Vinyl sobbed a bit. "B-but your a f-fan *sniffle* you should be asking m-me things like, how to you keep up your energy for parties? *sniffle* H-how do you d-do it party queen? *sniff* or even crap like, y-you are the party god, c-can I have your autograph on my muzzle deity of D-DJs? *choke* I-I like to party often, b-but I'm not some g-god whos life is 100% party time, sex, a-and unending e-energy *ghasps* I-I'm just a unicorn, not some 6th dimensional e-entity in a p-pink earth pony shell!" Vinyl choked out.

Stargazer looked down at her. "You know I'm not a party pony right? I admire you for your music, not as a godly party animal. I admire the REAL you Vynial Scratch." he said with a smile.

"Really?" Vinyl asked as she began to clam down.

Stargazer nodded as Padded Punch brought them the milk in a baby blue bottle with a white nipple and hoofed it him before going back to wipe up the spilled booze. "Yea I mean it, now you've cried a lot of water out in tears, you need to drink, here" he said, holding the bottle to Vinyl's mouth, which she accepted and drank from happily for a few minutes.

Vinyl took a break after many milk providing suckles to talk. "Thanks, you really are a nice pony, maybe its cuz we're both adult foals, gives us a sort of understanding" She guessed before going back to drinking.

About five minutes later Stargazer turned to face Padded Punch behind the bar and nodded, letting her know things were ok now, causing her to smile. Stargazer then turned back to Vinyl when he heared her stop drinking from the bottle, which turned out to be empty, so he set it on the table.

"BUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!" belched Vynial, followed by a sigh. "If there's one thing ive picked up from all this party overload crap its how to belch like a champ, I should give you some tips" she said with smile.

Stargazer chuckled "Sounds fun" he said with a smile.

Vinyl yawned and stretched before sliding out of Stargazer's lap and fully sitting up next to him in the booth. "Hey, you really did good for me tonight, only Octy has been this kind to me, but.... she's not into diapers, you are, see where I'm going with this..... oh jeez I never got your name!"

Stargazer smiled. "Its ok, you weren't really in a place too, I'm Stargazer." he said with smile, turning to face the now sitting upright diapered unicorn.

Vinyl smirked and put a leg behind Stargazer's head. "I like it, getting to know you is gonna be fun!" she said.

Stargazer simply nodded, thoughts of the night going through his head. He had not only met and found out one of his favorite music composers was also and adult foal, he had become her friend. He was DEFANTLY coming back to this bar.........

Author's Note

So that was the first chapter, I hope you liked how I portrayed Vinyl, what I did was blend the fandom's party god version of her with the shows quiet Vinyl, with that being closer to her personality, but still liking to party, with her stage name DJ PON-3 being seen as a party god and her fans thinking that the real her, causing issues. This isn't meant to hate on the fandom's popular interpretation of Vinyl, it just seems a bit overdone to me, so I put a twist on it, and would like to here your thoughts.

Debating if the "brown note" is really a thing

"I swear I'm not kidding, I really did it!" Vinyl exclaimed, turning on her bar stool, wearing a thick purple diaper and matching onesie, with a purple pacifier on a necklace.

The Poofy Pad was full on this rainy night, by its standards anyways, with seven ponies including Vinyl and Stargazer being there at the moment, with the bar in a clam mood as the rain hit against the darkened window glass, creating a relaxing pattering sound. Stargazer, wearing a very puffy blue diaper covered in silver stars under a matching onesie, sighed and set his bottle down. "But every study on the subject has come out with results saying otherwise, and its hard to argue scientific evidence with only a claim."

Vinyl chugged her drink and slammed the glass down on the bar with a THUD, causing Padded Punch to jump. "Be careful, these foal themed glasses aren't cheep!" she said angrily, checking the glass and bar top for cracks.

"Then how do you explain that even after fully emptying myself and changing only 10 minutes earlier, my new bass drop makes my butt get all mushy?" said Vinyl, he diaper crinkling loudly.

Stargazer face hoofed and slid his empty bottle down the bar to be refilled by Padded Punch, who took it in her wine red hoof. "Because your body is constantly digesting, even many hours after eating, it just finished off some more food and you needed to go like normal." he said.

"Nu uh, the amount I messed before then easily makes up for everything I ate that day, so unless I was digesting really fast, that means I hit the brown note!" she said, putting her hooves on her hips, or at least on the place on her diaper that covered them.

Stargazer turned to face Vinyl fully, his diaper crinkling on the bar stool. "But you said Octavia and you ate the same things at the same times that day, but she was in the room with you, and she didn't mess when you tried that bass drop, so that proves I'm right, the brown note is a myth." he said confidently.

Vinyl rubbed her chin. "Well Octy's a earth pony, maybe her strength makes her immune, it probably allows her to hold it better." she said.

Stargazer chuckled. "No its doesn't work like that, ive tried to use my earth pony strength to hold my mess, and it didn't help at all, so I'm still right." he said with a smile.

Vinyl smirked. "Well look whose a smarty padded pants every pony, this guy" Vinyl said, gesturing to Stargazer while addressing the rest of the bar, getting the other ponies to laugh and Padded Punch to giggle a bit."

Stargazer snorted and did his best not to blush, utterly failing, causing a few more giggles. He then gave a mischievous fanged smile. "You wanna play that game huh? Well I bet if you cant even hold your mess, you cant hold your booze either." he said with a sinker.

Vinyl growled. "Oh you did NOT just go there! PUNCH!, get the shot glasses, I need to teach this stallion which one of us actually has some BALLS!!!"

"Oooooooooh!" said the rest of the bar, as if they were young students who had just heard on of their classmates curse.

Stargazer smiled confidently. "Your on, whoever passes out or uses their diaper first pays the other's bill for the night, deal?" be said, holding out a hoof.

"Deal, prepare to lose" said Vinyl with a competitive smile, shaking Stargazer's hoof firmly.

"Like that will happen, Punch, whats taking?" he said, looking towards the door behind the bar.

"Hold on you two, its tricky to stack these things quickly without magic!" she said, coming out with a tray of shot glasses with foalish designs on them, stacked in two pyramids, casing the rest of the Poofy Pad to cheer.

"Alright you two, go at it, but I'm judging, and please try your best not to puke." said Padded Punch, setting the tray down on the bar between Vinyl and Stargazer, following it by placing a bottle of strong whisky next to the tray.

Stargazer smirks and pours himself a glass, down it under a second later and placing the empty shot upside down on his side of the tray.

Vinyl follows suit, the other customers begging to place bets as the two commence in emptying shot after shot. Padded Punch simply smiles and shakes her head, pulling something large out on her side of the bar at floor level.

******A few minutes and shots later....

Vinyl set a shot down and belched, getting some cheers for it. "Beat that" She said with a smile.

Stargazer smirked "If you insist" he said, downing a shot and waiting a second, followed by much loader belch than Vinyl's, that even shook the bar top enough to nock over Vinyl's pile of empty glasses.

Vinyl's jaw dropped, staring at the toppled pile of shot glasses. "How did you do that?" she exclaimed. "You alicorns better at everything or something?"

Stargazer smiled. "Nope, I just got some lessons from Luna on the Royal Voice sense we last spoke" he said with a chuckle.

Vinyl smiled back at him. "Lucky for me, this isn't a belching contest" She said downing another shot.

******Much time and many shots later....

Stargazer and Vinyl had both kept up with each other for a long time, but both of them seemed to be slowing, their cheeks were red, although it was less noticeable on Stargazer due to his black coat, but very noticeable none the less. Some of the other ponies were looking on in awe, shocked the two had lasted this long, others had gotten bored and went to doing things such as playing darts, magnet ones for foals of course.

"*Hic* hey Stwargaser.... I-I dwarre you too take the *Hic* next shot upswide doown..... lwike a *Hic* bat shlloud" Vinyl slured, her eyes slightly crossed.

"*Hic* okwaaa.......*Hic*" Stargazer tried to say, too drunk to care Vinyl had been slightly racist with her dare. Laying his head what he thought was upside down on the bar, bat was really mostly on its side, he took the shot, getting only about half of it in his mouth, but to them it still counted, mainly cuz they were too sloshed to notice.

Padded Punch smiled as she cleaned up the spilled booze. hehe, they've gotten so drunk their talking kinda like foals, so cute she thought to herself silently.

"*Hic* Hey wwhy are w-we compweetin anywass, *Hic* we shoullt jwust buckin get alwong *Hic*" hiccupped Vinyl, propping her head up with a hoof.

"*Hic* youwer Buckwin wite, *Hic* Winyl *Hic* whweer fwennds, and fwends..... um..... *Hic* swould hwave cwtue fwun foer Wonna's *Hic* bwucking sakge Hic* slurred Stargazer.

Vinyl did her best to smile. "Ywaa! *Hic* fwun twime! *Hic*

******??????? later...

Stargazer moaned, his head feeling like Tartarus itself. Opening his eyes, everything he saw was a blur of purple shapes. As his brain slowly grinded back into full operation, he realized that, one he was laying on the floor of the Poofy Pad, which was weirdly soft, with dawn's light shining in through the windows, cuddling Vinyl, and two, the reason that everything was purple was that we wearing her shades.

"Ug, my bucking head.... Vinyl get up, its morning" He moaned, lightly nudging her and sucking on his pacifier, which had somehow ended up in his mouth.

Vinyl groaned and suckled her pacifier. "O-ok, who beat me over the head?" she quietly asked. "Shit dude..... it really is morning, and I..... I think I know what liquid hit me in the head......."

"Rise and shine big foals" said Padded Punch, how was sitting behind the bar looking down at them with a smile.

Stargazer tired to turn to face her, but he was cuddling Vinyl, who was just too heavy to bother moving, so instead, he just spoke towards the wall he was facing. "Punch...... what the buck did we do last night after...... we started, and..... why the hell are my forelegs so sore?" he asked.

"And why.... do I taste grape soda?" Vinyl added.

Padded Punch giggled. "Well after everyone else got tied and left, you two had one hell of a night!" she said.

"H-how?" Stargazer moaned.

"Well you and Vinyl had a few more shots after saying something about fun, and then Stargazer, you picked up a chair and air guitared with it while Vinyl tried to make bass noises by gurgling grape soda." she snickered. "And when I brought the emergency mattress out Vinyl made a noise that sounded like a drowning Ursa Minor and you both loaded your diapers more than ive seen anypony load thiers, I even messed mine a bit, which threw you both off balance and you collapsed right onto the mattress and cuddled up, falling asleep like cute foals." She said, barley holding back laughter. "Lucky you two are wearing smell suppressing diapers, seriously what the buck have you two been eating?"

Vinyl pushed a hoof against her diaper, feeling the mushy mess, her eyes widening, and then promptly burst out laughing. "Hahaha!, in your face Stargazer! Even you cant deny the brown notes exists, CUZ WE BUCKING MADE IT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

After processing what Vinyl had said, Stargazer began laughing uncontrollably too. "HAHAHAHA! SWEET LUNA YOUR RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he exclaimed.

All this was too much for Padded Punch, and so she began laughing hysterically as well "AHAHAAHAHAH, DAMN, YOU TWO ARE THE BUCKING BEST AND WORST CUSTOMERS IVE EAVER HAD, AHAHAHA, AT THE SAME MOTHER BUCKING TIME, AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" As the three laughed their diapered flanks off, they all knew they would remember the Poofy Pad for this night for a LONG time......

But the one thing they would never know, is who won the drinking contest.