Steel Vs Equestria's baddies (started in 2018)(imported chapters from google docs)
ACT 6: Chapter 3 - The Guardian of Competition [Act 6 of 9]
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The Road to Canterlot
The day of the Great Equestrian Baking Competition had arrived.
Steel and Pinkie Pie boarded the Friendship Express, bound for Canterlot.
As the train rumbled along the tracks, Pinkie Pie bounced in excitement.
“Steel! Do you realize what this means?”
Steel, calmly reading a baking manual, responded without looking up.
“Yes. It is a competition in which ponies will judge our ability to create sugar-based consumables.”
Pinkie Pie gasped dramatically.
“No, no, no! This is a battle of the soul!”
She grabbed his arm.
“A duel of creativity! A clash of flavors! A war of whisks and rolling pins!”
Steel blinked.
“… It is a baking contest.”
Pinkie gasped even louder.
“IT IS THE BAKING CONTEST.”
Steel processed this.
Then, after a long pause—
“… Noted.”
Pinkie grinned.
“We’re gonna be unstoppable!”
Steel nodded.
There were few things left in this world that could stop him.
He doubted a cake was one of them.
Arrival at the Competition
Canterlot’s Royal Culinary Hall was packed with chefs, bakers, and food critics from across Equestria.
The air was filled with the scent of fresh pastries, warm bread, and the unmistakable energy of competition.
Ponies whispered as Steel walked in.
“Who is that?”
“He’s the metal giant from Ponyville!”
“I heard he never eats, yet his baking is flawless.”
“He’s a baking machine!”
Steel ignored them.
Pinkie Pie, however, thrived in the attention.
She threw a hoof around Steel’s shoulder.
“MAKE WAY FOR THE GUARDIAN OF PASTRIES!”
Steel sighed.
He had not approved of this title.
But it was too late now.
The Competition Begins
The first round was simple: Cupcakes.
Contestants had one hour to create the perfect batch.
Steel’s golden core pulsed steadily as he worked with absolute precision.
Flour measured to the exact gram.
Eggs cracked with mechanical efficiency.
Batter mixed without a single wasted motion.
His cupcakes were flawless.
Pinkie Pie, on the other hand—
Had somehow accidentally created a cupcake the size of a boulder.
“… Pinkie,” Steel said, observing the impossible monstrosity before him.
Pinkie Pie grinned.
“I call it the Mega Muffin!”
Steel stared.
“… That is not a muffin.”
Pinkie shrugged.
“Details.”
Steel blinked slowly.
Then continued baking.
The Rival Appears
As they finished their cupcakes, a voice scoffed behind them.
“Well, well, well. What do we have here?”
Steel turned.
Standing before him was a unicorn stallion in a crisp chef’s uniform, his mane slicked back with practiced perfection.
He adjusted his cravat smugly.
“I am Chef Éclair. The finest pastry chef in all of Canterlot.”
Pinkie Pie squinted.
“I dunno… I think Donut Joe has you beat.”
Chef Éclair ignored her.
He smirked at Steel.
“I must say, I’ve never competed against a walking oven.”
Steel tilted his head.
“… I do not function as an oven.”
Chef Éclair chuckled.
“We’ll see about that.”
And with a flick of his coat, he trotted away.
Pinkie Pie leaned toward Steel.
“He’s totally trying to be our rival.”
Steel nodded.
“… Noted.”
The Cupcake Judgment
The judges tasted each entry.
Chef Éclair’s cupcakes were delicate, fluffy, and artistically plated.
Pinkie Pie’s Mega Muffin had to be cut apart with a saw.
And Steel’s?
Perfect symmetry.
Perfect balance of flavor.
A mathematical masterpiece.
The judges were shocked.
“A machine made this?”
“This is incredible!”
Even Chef Éclair looked mildly impressed.
Steel simply stood in silence.
Pinkie grinned.
“We’re winning this.”
Steel’s golden core glowed softly.
“… Acceptable.”
