"No no, barkeep give me a another. I could have a another drink,"
Starlight said, hiccuping trying to order more drinks for her self but she can barely think since shes drunk again.
"Starlight you always get drunk like this is why I don't think you should drink anymore"
Kevin said, he shook his head at her in disappointment of all ponies in the Ponyville she was the last one that he would consider the town Drunk.
"what do you mean, I'm perfectly fine, my great and Powerful black human.... friend,"
starlight said, still hiccuping her words out.
"UGH, Starlight you had ten fucking big ass glasses of wine, beer, and vodka any normal person or pony would have died from alcohol poisoning, sometimes I just don't know about you girl,"
Kevin said, to his drunk friend, Starlight was his best friend being the only human black man in Equestria, but the world has benefit for him he made real friends with Starlight, Trixie, Maud, somepony named wallflower blush and even Discord he was very lucky indeed.
Kevin takes a sip of his water that he always orders ever time he goes to Franklin bar he did drink once when he was on earth but it tasted like medicine to him so Kevin never touched alcohol again.
but that doesn't stop him from going to bar just hanging out with his friends even though one time Trixie try to make Kevin try some type of alcoholic beverage, but he refused and reminded her that he doesn't drink and never will, while he was reminiscing Starlight already drunk five shots of vodka and was about to order more.
"Alright Starlight I think you had enough it's time to take you home"
Kevin said to her,
"Noooooooo, I want to stay here with you...."
Starlight said, She complained another reason why Kevin hated it when she gets drunk she flirts with him a lot when she like this for Kevin it's embarrassing especially in public, Starlight was his friend when he came to strange land he has grown but not in that, at least that's what Kevin tried to tell himself.
It was true Kevin had no friends on earth or a potential other ever he had his family that was brother and his mother and things changed for him, when one day he saw a weird light in his mirror he was sucked through and he was in Equedtria, and then while he stumbling around the place were he currently Ponyville Kevin bumped into her and that's how he met Starlight Glimmer, regardless he wasn't going to take advantage her a real friend would never do that.
"No Starlight, I'm taking you back home right fucking now"
Kevin said, trying to put her away from the counter but to no avail she was struggling his grasp as her front four legs holding to her stool, other ponies in the bar were now staring at the both of them.
"God dammit Starlight let go I'm not going to stay at the bar all night with you!"
Kevin said, still struggling with the light pink unicorn, before Kevin knew it she uses her magic to pin him down on the wooden floor with her front hoof on his chest, with everypony staring.
"No, you listen to me, we're going to cuddle right here and you're going, t...t...to kiss me like you FUCKING MEAN IT BABY!"
Starlight said, the last words almost seductively, as she started to rup his chest with a wicked grin her face was so red it looked like she could be related to hot peppers .
"Can you get the fuck off, everypony is fucking looking at us!"
Kevin said, nervously with his own cheeks burning hot he might be black and she couldn't see him blush but felt his cheeks with her hoof and it was very warm like a fireplace .
"I..I don't care now take me, you delicious piece of chocolate"
Starlight said, seductive
She started lowering her head and let her lips pucker as Kevin still struggled against her grasp but her magic was way to strong after all he was only human.
He soon will have to accept the inevitability that was going to happen this time she was literally going to rap him in front of everpony after it's done she won't remember a goddamn thing Franklin he was a average size green pony stallion and had gray spiky mane and light green eyes he had a type of alcohol beverage for a cutie mark and he had a tan suit on with a red bow tie, thankfull one pony was able to step in noticing that he was uncomfortable and powerless, the barkeep
"Alright that's enough you're not going to fuck in my bar if you two want to do that take it out of my bar!"
Franklin said, Franklin threw them both out with his magic with both of them hitting the solid dirt.
"OW, what the dick you ruined the moment!"
Starlight said, yelling in pain and irritated that her moment was interrupted.
"What the fuck did I do Franklin?!"
Kevin said, with his brand new blue T-shirt and blue jeans and tennis shoes ruin by the dirt.
"Because you still haven't paid me for all those drinks she order, so take you're broke ass out of here!"
Franklin said, getting pissed off that he wasn't going to get his bits for all those drinks that they ordered.
"Well, you didn't have to throw us out like that you punk ass bitch"!
Kevin yelled, not taking his bullshit.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SITE YOU BROKE ASS FAGGOTS!"
Franklin said, in his rage Franklin ignited his horn and started blasting them with powerful beams of magic but were able to dodge some of the shots.
"AHHHH"
Starlight screamed, trying her best to dodge the energy beams.
"LET'S BOUNCE!"
Kevin yelled, with that they both made a run for it, as getting chased through Ponyville by a crazy angry bartender that wanted his bits that Kevin did not have enough of.
"Get back you freeloaders!"
Franklin Shouted, still galloping after them.
"Starlight you know you can teleport us out of here you know that right?!"
Kevin said, her as they were still ruining for there life's
"Ohhhhhhh...Ju.... Just get, me a sec grab my ass and hang on"
starlight said,
" Wait, WHAT?!"
Kevin said, sounding confused.
"JUST DO IT!"
Starlight yelled,
Kevin did as he was instructed he would do anything to lose that crazy ass Franklin, he grabbed her cutie marks as tight as he could while they were still running, Starlight charged up her horn as teal magic surround them both.
"No, no, no, get back here!"
Franklin yelled, fearing that he was going to lose them
In a white flash they were both gone and Franklin lost there trail.
"NO, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME IN MY FUCKING ASS!"
Franklin yelled, out realizing that he would never gets his bits for those expensive drinks he would make sure that black men and that light pink unicorn would not step in his bar even again.
A while later they were front of Twilight castle panting for breath for running all that way, thankfully Starlight teleportation spell that save their asses.
"Thanks Starlight that was a close one, but why must you get me in to trouble every time you get drunk huh?"
Kevin ask her, she didn't answer she past out on the ground and muttered something that he couldn't understand so he shrugs it off and pick her up and puts her on his back carrying her the rest of the way.
He arrives on the door step and knocks on the door hoping that somepony or dragon was still up in the big ass castle, the finally door open and Kevin was greeted by a small purple dragon Spike everyponys favorite punching bag and tool.
"Guys do you realize what time it is what gives, I just had the best dream ever and you ruined it"
Spike said, rubbing his slightly red eyes,
Kevin knows that Spike is half asleep but it was very late the other times that starlight passed out he carry her here usually Twilight answers but since he hated her and way he's glad that spike answer instead but he was still a tool.
"Well this is kind of a common occurrence Spike, Starlight got drunk again and now I'm carrying her to her room simple that, so don't be surprised if this happens again"
Kevin said, as he explains to the young dragon, Spike just shrug.
"Whatever fine just bring her to room so I can go back to sleep"
Spike said, just wanting to go back to sleep.
"thanks"
Kevin said, to the little dragon.
with that Kevin precedes in make his way up stairs, he already knew what Spike was dreaming about rarity obviously but he decided not press him, so he just focus on getting Starlight to her room he opened the door to her room looks around same crystal walls with a green wooden bed in the center.
He gently lays her on the bed and pull the cover her body, Kevin was lost in his trail of thoughts as he looked down at the unicorn she was so adorable to him.
"I bet you thought it was pretty fucking when you made me touch you're ass huh?"
Kevin said, in a whisper,
He than got down to his knees and started to rups her mane and looks at face and he can't seem to look away, he knows now that she like him a lot that was confirmed when she try to kiss him at bar and when she forced him to grab her ass to escape from the bartender, she's done that the other times she got drunk until now.
Maybe that's how Starlight truly felt about Kevin with that realization he blushes a little, more so for the reason that despite how crazy she is drunk or not and fact that she's a different species then him he might feel the same way about her after all he has known her for five years, Kevin than leads down and give her a kiss on the forehead.
"Goodnight Glam glam"
Kevin said, in a whisper calling her by her nickname that He give her.
Kevin than gets up and turned around to leave, he open door to leave he heard starlight call him him by his nickname before he closed the door.
Starlight: "Goodnight Terrell"
Starlight said back to him with eyes her still closed.
Kevin smile back her than closed her door gently, as walked back down stairs towards the front the he could hear Spike saying something in his sleep he fell asleep near the door.
"Yes, yes, right there Rarity please touch me there mmm"
Spike said in his sleep.
Kevin couldn't help but snicker at what he just heard as he left through the front door of the castle, as he was walking home to his small house on the edge Ponyville maybe one day he will walk home Starlight in a more romance way when he thought about he blush again.
("Here I am a black dude thinking about romance with a unicorn, yep this world is getting to me")
Kevin said, in his mind, but couldn't deny that his feeling were very true.
"Hopefully Starlight won't get to drunk next time we go to a different bar"
The next morning,
"Wake up Starlight it's time get up"
Spike said, eager to get her up.
Starlight: "mmmmm, five more minutes
Starlight grumble, she did not have the energy for this shit today with a splitting headache she just wanted to sleep for a bit longer.
"Come on Starlight, you have a early friendship lesson with Twilight today she told you to be ready
Spike said, trying to pull the covers off the unicorn.
"UGH FINE, just give me some privacy okay?"
Starlight said, being more irritated than ever.
"Okay, be downstairs in five minutes"
With that Spike left her room to head downstairs, Starlight stretched out her legs like a cat on the bed than yawn making her way out of room to the bathroom at the end of the hall, she looked at her self in mirror she realization something of all the times she got drunk she may have confessed to Kevin, realization this her face turns red.
"Uh looks like I gotta explain things to him sooner than I think"
Starlight said, to her self in the mirror looks like her feeling got out of her through the alcohol.
"I really need to stop drinking"
THE END
Author's Note
This is my first story that I've ever written in general, so I hope you guy's like it if not you know what do.😉
