Prepare for Titanfall

by Blank-Page

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Princess Luna, Original Character, Princess Cadance, Science Fiction, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 8128

The changeling attack on canterlot was about to be a success until something BIG interrupted. This story is a Titanfall crossover. With changelings and horses n' stuff.

The bond between a pilot and a Titan is a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.

Enter Mason the wisecracking jackass of the Angel City Elite an independent faction that will gladly lend a hand to anyone or really anything that doesn't want the Elite or the militia dead. Although they may help you don't think they are loyal to you. Afterall barker's only loyalty is a bottle of moonshine. Also, enter KD-1759 a Vanguard class, Titan. KD and Mason have been linked for 900 days.

During the battle of the Draconis, KD's phase drive got damaged. When he activated it worked. it just didn't bring him back to the right place.

Any constructive criticism will be much appreciated👍:twilightsmile:

Published 2018-03-27 18:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-21 21:45:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Ponies?

Author's Note

I saw you nerds liked this so I guess I'll write more.:twistnerd::twilightsmile:

p.s. seriously thanks for commenting its appreciated.

p.p.s click on the blue word badass for some music if you want.

p.p- This joke isn't funny anymore so you know that thing called Grammarly I use that to help me find mistakes after writing a chapter, and Jesus (forgot to capitalize that thanks Grammarly) I fuck up a lot XD.

Chapter 1: Ponies?

"MASON ARE YOU OK?

'Shit this must be serious KD never addresses me that informally unless something really fucked up.'

"Huh... oh yea KD I'm fine my head feels like it got hit by a ton of bricks though."

"THIS IS NOT SUPRISNG AS YOU HIT YOUR HEAD WHEN THE PHASE SHIFT ENDED."

"ok umm KD where are we and can you turn on the optics?"

KD turned on the optics on the front of the screen. "THERE, AS FOR WHERE WE ARE WE APPEAR TO BE FALLING OUTSIDE A CASTLE OF SOME SORTS. WHICH APPEARS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PROTECTIVE FIELD AROUND IT.

"oh ok... A CASTLE! AND WE ARE FALLING! That's impossible we started the phase shift below sea level!"

"PILOT IF MY SCANS ARE CORRECT WE ARE NO LONGER ON THE SAME PLANET. I HAVE SENT OUT MESSAGES ON 1982 DIFFERENT CHANNELS AND HAVE FOUND NO IMC OR MILITIA SATELLITES. MY CALCULATIONS SHOW A 72% CHANCE WE ARE OUTSIDE THE RECORDED UNIVERSE. "

"oh well... damn I never even got a chance to say bye to my cat."

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

"Nah my cat."

"..."

"PILOT BRACE FOR TITANFALL."

KD landed with a loud THUD! Standing up KD scanned the area.

"umm KD are those... horses getting attacked by bug horses"

"...YES THEY ARE."

"you think we should like help?"

"THAT IS UP TO YOU IF WE HELP AND DONT SHOW OUR FULL ARSENAL WE HAVE 60% CHANCE OF HAVING FRIENDLY RELATIONS WITH THESE 'PONYS'"

"well turn on the external speakers I want to get some attention."

*SIGH*

From KD's speaker's masons voice blares "OI YOU BUGGY FUCKS! PICK ON SOMEONE THAT IS... A LOT BIGGER THAN YOU! But hey there's a fuck ton of you so it evens out."

At this, the changelings look confused. Probably because a giant bipedal thing just yelled louder than should be possible. Or because it's 2 1/2 stories tall... one or the other.

"KD turn on the rock on the external and internal speakers. It will draw more attention."

"WELL IT WILL DEFINATLY DRAW SOME ATTENTION. BADASS PLAYLIST IT IS."

KD draws her sword as the music starts to play. KD steps up to the gate separating her from the city grabs it with one hand and rips it off its hinges. The changlings look shocked but quickly recover. The Changelings begin to launch magical bolts at KD and look terrified when they do nothing but reflect off of the shield. KD sprints towards the changelings stepping on some and using her lead wall on others. "PILOT I AM PICKING UP RAIDEO WAVES FROM THE CHANGELINGS, I MANAGED TO DECODE THEM AND THERE LEADER 'QUEEN CHRYSALIS' IS IN THE CASTLE WITH MULTIPLE HOSTAGES. "

"Well than KD can you throw me to the castle?"

"CALCULATING... ... YES I CAN THROW YOUR FAT ASS."

"Let's go!... HEY! you're the one who weighs 40 tons!"

Mason grabbed his Devotion and his B3 wingman from the compartment on KD as well as all the ammo you would ever need. He disembarked from KD Devotion drawn once he landed he began firing short bursts at the changeling that were covering KD. One brave changeling even tried to tackle Mason from behind but got killed by a fist to the face. "KD we don't have time for this just throw me!"

"PILOT THAT IS NOT A GO-"

"Just throw me damn it!"

"Also get to the castle as fast as you can."

KD reached down and picked up Mason "BE SAFE PILOT, AND I WILL" With that KD threw Mason. Flying through the air Mason thought to himself 'now how do I not become a red splat on the wall and get in' "KD always told me not to grapple to things while moving at high speeds especially if they are beside me there's windows and a wall well... LEERROYYYYY!"

Queen Chrysalis was pacing in the throne room with four princesses stuck to the ground.

"you will never win chrysalis we will find a way to beat you!" Twilight yelled at chrysalis although she had no idea how they would at this point it would take a miracle. Lucky for them they were about to get one. Evreypony in the room heard from outside

"LEERROYYYYY!" after that they saw a bipedal creature of some sort smash through the window. "FUCK YE -AAHHHH SHI-" The figure slammed into a pillar went through the pillar and into another one. Mason pulled his head out of the pillar and looked around the room for chrysalis when he found her he said

"You are going down," He said stumbling around almost looking drunk," You are a dic-" Mason fell backward after a few seconds he sat up with his legs crossed and drew his B3 wingman.

Chrysalis stood there a second obviously very confused. "What are you supposed to be?"

Mason sat there for a second still seeing stars "I'm a motherfucking chimpanzee that shaved its self that is here to fight you," He deadpanned, "Ok you got me I'm not a chimp im a... I don't know call me a hotdog for all I care. The short of it is I'm here to kill you.

Chrysalis stood there for a second seemingly processing what just happened, then broke out laughing. "hahahahahha you fool you think you can beat me, Queen Chrysalis."

Mason sat there for a second acting as if he was contemplating that then stood up. "Well if you use that ego of yours as armor you would be invincible. Buuuuutttt, since you don't have armor made out of your ego, imma say... YES."

BURRNNNN!

Chrysalis sat there eye twitching for a good five seconds before she responded. "You stupid monkey thi-"

"OH BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME MONKEY!"

Mason began to run at Chrysalis. Seeing this Chrysalis charged up a spell and when Mason got close she released the spell at Mason. Mason was ready and he grappled to one of the pillars and began to wallrun jumping between the pillars. Bridging the gaps he couldn't jump across with his grapple hook. Chrysalis sat there confused and somewhat amazed that this thing was so agile. She quickly recovered and teleported in front of him prepared to tackle him off of the wall. Mason reacted faster phase shifting through her than activating holo pilot the two new pilots began to jump from pillar to pillar as well.

"What is this trickery!? why don't you come out and fight me like a... Whatever you are!" Chrysalis screamed obviously annoyed at Mason's antics.

"It's not trickery is called tactics. I would think a queen who planned an invasion of all people would know this. I would also think you should know to be careful of what you wish for. But hey your wish is my command."

With that, all of Mason's holo pilots disappeared and Mason phase dashed at the same time to make it look as if he was gone. Two of the holo pilots appeared in front of Chrysalis and said in unison.

"Here I am Chrysalis all you have to do is find the real me."

"Wait wasn't there three of you?"

Chrysalis got her answer in the form of a boot to the back of the head.

"You should really look behind you more often."

Mason looked up to the other ponies in the room and saw them looking in utter horror at something behind him. Mason thought for a second and said "There's something big and heavy about to hit me in the back isn't there," all the ponies nodded,"Well fuck" Mason was hit in the back by a piece of the pillar he broke with his face not to long ago, sending him flying into the staircase. Chrysalis walked up to him slowly and growled.

"You can never beat me."

"My friend will beat you."

"You think your friend can bet me alone if you couldn't what makes you think they could."

"Who said she would do it alone and you know that thing I said about looking behind you."

After Mason said that a loud robotic voice boomed out. "LOOK BEHIND YOU. KD kicked the massive door off of its hinges sending it flying into than through the wall behind the stairs. DEUS EX MACHINA BITCH!.

Chrysalis watched with a mixture of horror and awe as a 2 1/2 story tall machine stomped into the room throwing changelings off it like they were just large annoying flys.

Then Mason piped up "Yea that's my friend."

Mason phase dashed away from his place on the floor to stand in front of KD, who was now standing 20 feet away from a Chrysalis that looked like she was gonna piss herself. Chrysalis began to slowly back away from KD and Mason.

"So because you actually managed to put up a fight. I have oh so graciously decided," he said as sarcastically as possible, "To not have KD here turn you into a red smear on the ground. Instead, I'll just have KD throw you through a window." Mason looked up to KD and motioned him to go ahead.

KD walked up to Chrysalis who was at this point backed into a corner trying to teleport away but was shaking too bad and couldn't concentrate. KD reached down and picked up chrysalis than walked up to one of the windows that faced off of the moutan. KD began to calculate how to throw Chrysalis into a small lake. Once she figured how hard and at what angle to throw her at KD looked down a Chrysalis and said. "HAVE A NICE FLIGHT." Than threw Chrysalis out the window. She looked down and gave Mason who was busy freeing the princesses a thumbs up witch he returned.

Once Mason finished freeing the princesses he said: "So umm... what happened."

Celestia eyed him and KD somewhat suspiciously "We could ask you the same."

Chapter 2: Current Circumstances

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Chapter 3: Blue Balls

"He won't wake up," Celestia said to KD.

She had just risen the sun the sun and was going to wake Mason. She walked into his room to find him with the top half of his body hanging off of the foot of the bed. Drool was covering his face, and he still had that weird thing that shot fire out of tubes strapped to him. Witch didn't look comfortable at all. Celestia went to wake him up, she tried shaking him, she tried taping his face lightly (After wiping it off with magic), She even tried yelling in his face, which only got her pushed away and something that sounded like. 'Five more minutes mom' After all of that here she was talking to the giant contraption that is called KD.

"Thats not rare. Take this," KD said handing a speaker to Celestia which she took in her telekinesis,"See that button on the top. Press that when you get to his room it'll wake him up like that."

Celestia took the small box that KD had called a 'speaker' She said her thanks and teleported to Mason's room. She arrived with a small 'pop', Mason was still lying in the very uncomfortable looking way she trotted to him and pressed the button on top of the speaker. From the speaker came a gentle voice that was still very authoritative it said.

"Rise and shine pilots! At attention."

Celestia had never imagined somepony could move that fast Mason was awake near instantly he placed his hands on the floor and kicked. Using his jump kit he launched himself into the air did some sort of spin that landed him on his feet standing at attention.

Mason stood at attention after hearing the voice of his temporary captain Briggs. He stood at attention until he realized that he was looking at a tall white horse with a horn and wings. When he realized this he went to a normal stance and simply said. "Oh, morning I take it you couldn't wake me up?"

Celestia nodded and said "Indeed I was unable to wake you. I'm here to escort you to breakfast."

Mason nodded and walked past Celestia to the nightstand that had all of his things on it. "You're really taking this whole 'Random ass alien' thing pretty well. The way you're handling this almost makes it seem like an average Tuesday."

"Well considering all of the things that have been happening these past two years it sort of is," Celestia said.

"That right there," Mason said while putting on his armor plates," is sad."

Celestia looked at him and said cocking her head to the left slightly witch Mason still found adorable. "Why are you putting on your armor? You will not need it."

"Meh, it's not that I will need it it's that I might and I like to be safe rather than sorry," Mason said as he slung his Devotion over his shoulder and holstered his wingman.

"Hmm ok, May I ask why you're wearing an eyepatch?" Celestia said motioning to his head.

"Oh yeah forgot about that. Well you see a couple years ago I was in a battle with another pilot and they got a lucky shot in that went straight into my eye. The bullet missed my brain stem so I lived barely. The pilot assumed I was dead and a friendly pilot found me before I died from blood loss, and carried me to the dropship before it left. After a few paychecks, I got this eye," Mason said taking the eyepatch off and putting his prosthetic in.," I can actually see with it as well. I call it my dark and forboding backstory." He said wiggling his fingers.

Celestia said "That's terrible how did you keep fighting. Most military I know of would send you home after that."

Mason shrugged "Meh no big deal anyway I'm starving can we go to breakfast?"

Celestia nodded unable to think of a response to him waving off such an injury. She then motioned to the pilot who now had his helmet on to follow her.

Celestia and Mason are walking down a long hallway towards a Large set of double doors. The hall was decorated with paintings and potted plants, that were spaced about 10 ft from each other. The ceiling was at least 50 foot tall and was vaulted altogether it was very pleasant and gave off a warm feeling. At the far end of the hall, there were two guards outside of the door witch mason hoped was the dining room.

"So." Mason started looking at Celestia,"You're taking this whole 'Alien with giant talking robot' thing pretty well."

Celestia sighed and shook her head. "This has become more and more normal over the past few years."

"So you're telling me that aliens are normal here? Because if so I think I'll like it here." Mason stated while looking at the various paintings.

"Oh no aliens aren't normal, what I meant is strange things have been happening lately. As you saw with the changeling invasion."

"Awwww," Mason cried over-exaggeratedly lowering his head, "Well at least if the weirdness continues I won't get too bored."

Celestia just shook her head in response to that and nodded to the guards as the opened the doors and respectfully bowed. They walked into a room that was about half the size of a football field if you cut it vertically at the 50-yard line. (Looking down at the field not standing on it.) At one end of the room, there were windows that reached to the ceiling. In the middle of the room around the table seated in chairs, which did not look like they would hold a human very well. Were the two alicorns and the six other ponies from yesterday, and one snobbish looking prick with a blond mane.

Mason looked at Celestia "whos the snobbish looking cunt with a blond mane?" Mason asked pointing at Blueblood.

She looked at where he was pointing and sighed. "That is my nephew blueblood he doesn't have the most charming personality just try to be nice."

Mason nodded and said "I'll be nice to him if he's nice to me"

Celestia opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by Blueblood yelling "What is that disgusting creature? Guards get it out!"

Mason turned to the guards who had started to move and yelled: "You move and I'll have KD step on you!" The guards slowly backed up to where they were. "Now blueblood let's try that introduction again why don't we. Hi, I'm Mason whats your name?"

Blueblood scoffed and said " Adress your prince with respect fiend. If these useless guards won't do it then I will." Bluebloods horn started to glow and fired a bolt of energy at Mason.

Mason seeing the bolt moved casually took a step to the side and the bolt hit the wall behind him barely singeing the wall. "Wow, that was almost not pathetic. You wanna try that again because if you do I'm gonna rip your spine out, flog you with it, rip your dick off, shove it down your throat, then put your spine back so you can feel what I did hows that sound Blueballs!" Mason threatened he wouldn't really do it. But it got is point across pretty well.

Blueblood looked livid he started to turn red and went to cast another spell but was stopped by Celestia. "Blueblood stop just go" She sighed and shook her head.

Blueballs looked like he wanted to argue, but he instead glared at Mason turned his nose up and trotted away slamming the door on his way out. Mason turned to Celestia and asked, "Would you mind if he went missing one day?"

Celestia just looked at Mason and said: "Would you really have done all of that?"

Mason stared at Celestia confused and said "Do what?"

Celestia just leveled a look at him and stated: "The spine ripping thing."

Mason continued to stare for a moment and then realized what she was talking about "Ooohhhhh. Yea no the only time I would seriously consider that is if someone A: Killed my family or B: tried to stab me in the balls. Because if you try to remove a man's testicles you deserve what's coming for you. Also, I think I sense your next question so no I will not harm or eat your subjects."

Celestia was somewhat surprised from him predicting what she was going to ask but was also somewhat confused at the 'Won't eat them' part, But before she could question him he walked off and sat at the large table with eight shocked mares and leaned back in his chair.

Mason was sat between Princess Luna and a small purple and green dragon. He stared down at the dragon and the dragon stared back. He moved his gaze up to the mares sitting around the table as Celestia sat down. Celestia cleared her throat and said.

"I believe proper introductions are an order. Mason this is; Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, PinkiePie, Spike, and my sister Princess Luna." All of the mares (and dragon) greeted Mason respectively he nodded in return to their greetings.

"Now not to sound like we want you to leave," Celestia said, "But may I ask what you are planning on doing here?"

"Wow, you really just go for the throat don't ya. Well honestly explore, I don't know anything about this planet or who inhabits it. If the Changelings were anything to go by ponies aren't the only sapient race on this planet. So I'll probably go see them and see what trouble I can inevitably get myself into." Mason said grinning like a madman at the last part.

"Oh, also I need a new uniform. The tape on my back is extremely uncomfortable, and I don't want to end up flashing anyone if it comes undone." Mason said laughing nervously at the end.

'I have a solution to your problem pilot I have extra material that your uniform is made of. The only problem is It's just the material someone will need to actually make the suit I already have the measurements. ' KD said through their neural link.

'Wait how- since when can you do that?' Mason shouted in his head.

'I do not know but I can now so don't complain.'

"Well, It seems KD has a solution. She has extra uniform material for some reason-" Mason was explaining before PinkiePie interrupted him.

"Plot convenience!" She shouted.

Mason looked at her strangely before continuing. "As I was saying KD has some extra material so do any of you know a tailor?"

Evreypony in the room looked at a white unicorn with styled purple hair. "I could do that I have a shop in Ponyville, but it's a 2-hour train ride."

'KD come here I sense there about to ask questions that need big words that I don't understand in the answer'

'I'm on my way'

The ground shook slightly as KD approached the room, and crouched through the unnecessarily large doors at the end of the room. She stood to her full height and made her way to the table, trying not to step on the servants who were frozen in place from the sight of her. When she reached the table Mason stood up and pushed his chair in. He then took a couple steps back and held his arms out to his sides. KD leaned down picked him up then put him on top of her chassis.

"So KD if you were given the coordinates of ponyville," Mason snickered at the name, " How fast do you think you could run there it's about two hours by train."

"It depends on the conditions of the weather and terrain, but if its relatively flat then about an hour and a half judging by this worlds technology level."

"Well, Celestia I know where I'm going first." Mason grinned under his mask at the prospect of another adventure.

"I would recommend talking to the other ponies present."

"Oh... Yea people right." Mason said sighing.

Author's Note

Hey guys sorry for this taking 3 months. I have no excuse except for being incredibly lazy so yea hopes you liked it I'll try not to make you all wait so long again.

If any of you have read another Titanfall story on this website, then you know I ~~stole~~ borrowed the communication via neural link thing. So yea I'm an unoriginal fuck deal.

Also If you find any errors in my grammar or punctuation please tell me so can correct them.

Chapter 4: A train ride and filler

Mason was sitting on top of the train car that the Main six were in thinking about his life. He was questioning why he wasn't freaking out as well. He felt as if he should be terrified of the whole 'outside of the known universe' thing. But something was making it so he wouldn't. It didn't feel like he was unable to feel it just numbed. He mentally filed this away to think about later.

He then turned his attention to KD who was running beside the train. It amazed him how much slower this rain was compared to the ones he rode. Granted there was a couple hundred if not thousand years of difference in technology. Although he did find it strange they used solid gold armor. Gold is heavy and soft, it may very well be the worst metal you could choose for armor.

Stupid armor choices aside Mason decided to jump over to KD. But to be nice he figured he would tell the six mares in the car below. Walking over to the door Mason leaned down and knocked on the top of the door. Pulling his head up so he wouldn't hit it on anything. He waited for a moment for the door to open and when it did the pink earth pony walked out and looked around.

Clearing his throat Mason said, "Hey pinks I'm gonna jump over to KD could you tell the others so they don't think I killed myself."

Pinkie jumped a little from his voice being above her but nodded and walked back indoors. Walking to the opposite side of the train from KD to get a head start. He then sprinted as fast as he could and jumped off of the train. He saw he wasn't going to make it and double jumped then grappled to KD. Landing on his Titan with a loud thud he then opened the hatch on top of KD and jumped in.

"KD how long do you think it will take for something to go horribly wrong?" Mason asked with a loud sigh.

"I give it five minutes."

"That sounds about right." Mason nodded and started to reload his weapons and restock his explosives.

Just before he was done something went horribly wrong in the form of a giant bird. Mason sighed and took control of KD's weapons systems.

"Yeah, that seems about right. Damn lazy author." Mason said shaking his head.

"Pilot that's not a bird. That is a dropship with very broken wings." KD said as if this fourth wall breaking was completely normal.

"Ah well, that makes my life easier. It's gonna hit the train isn't it."

"Yes it is. It would seem Murphy's law is actually a thing here."

"Can we grab it with the shield grabby thingy?" Mason asked.

"Did you really just call it a shield grabby thingy?"

"Yes."

"*Robosigh* Yes I can." KD said exasperated.

As the dropship continued to hurtle towards the train Mason opened the hatch and jumped back to the train. Beginning to run across the top of the train witch Mason realized was nowhere as easy as action movies made it look. He punched a hole into the top of the train car that the mane six were in and tore it open as if it were made of tinfoil. Jumpin into the new hole in the roof he landed in the middle of the car full of very surprised mares.

"Oi purple, can you make a shield?" Mason asked Twilight in a rush.

"Yes, why?" Twilight said confused and somewhat scared.

"OK then make your strongest shield as we speak we have a hundred tons of metal flying at us at the speed of sound. Mason said still in a hurry.

Twilight nodded and created a shield around the train car. Mason jumped out of the hole he made and bent it back closed. He then jumped back to KD who caught him and quickly put him in the cockpit. Scanning the area around them KD saw a ledge on the other side of the train. She sprinted faster then began to run to the side at the last second before she hit the train KD activated the trusters propelling herself over the train. Continuing to move to the side KD began to turn further to the ledge. Once the falling dropship was in reach KD planted a foot firmly on the ledge ran up it slightly then jumped off. Quickly activating the thrusters she began to climb towards the dropship. Mason meanwhile was thankful he installed the viper thrusters.

Once the dropship was in reach KD used the as Mason put it 'shield grabby thingy' to grab the dropship. She then reangled the thrusters to slow down. After slowing down she noticed that they weren't going to slow down in time. She made a decision to just friggen throw it. Reangling the thruster to push sideways KD began to move the ship sideways once the ship was far enough away from the train to not seriously damage it she let it go and moved out of the way. KD and Mason watched in silence as the ship rocketed to the ground but not before seeing one thing, the symbol of an IMC scout ship.

"Well shit" Mason summed up the situation it two words.

Flying back down to the ground KD sprinted back up to the train.

As KD ran next to the train as Mason pushed open the hatch on top of her. He climbed out of KD being careful not to slide off. Once he had managed to stand, he mentaly calculated the jump. Mason then took a step back careful not to fall off. Then he sprinted forward leaping off KD right as he started to fall he jumped again midair then grappled to the side of the train. Reeling himself in Mason grabbed the top edge of the train and climbed on top. Once he was on top Mason waked up to the purple shield encasing the train car. He leaned down and knocked shortly after he did so the purple shield dissipated. Mason jumped down between the train cars landing skillfully on the hitch between the cars. Mason slid open the door and walked in closing it behind him.

What he found inside was a sleeping rainbow dash, Fluttershy half sticking out from under one of the benches, Twilight hyperventilating, Applejack sitting there trying to calm down Fluttershy, Rarity worrying about some fabric she had dropped and gotten from nowhere, and pinkie bouncing happily as ever in her seat. Mason simply shook his head not really finding this terribly strange compared to the last few days he then had a thought. 'KD can you mark the place where the ship crashed so we can check it out later?'

'I will do that pilot' KD replied marking the coordinates of the crash.

Mason nodded and sat down next to Twilight. Mason raised a hand and patted Twilight on the back. Not really sure what to do he decided to turn on some music. He looked to the small screen on his arm and started to look through his rather large library of music he decided to turn on 'on top of the world' by an old band called Imagine Dragons. He began to slightly nod his head side to side as he listened to the music. Meanwhile, Twilight began to stop hyperventilating and noticed Mason holding his head.

"What are you doing?" Twilight asked.

Mason turned his head to look down at twilight. "I'm listening to music at the moment."

"How I don't see a gramophone or something like Vinyl's turntable things, or whatever she calls them," Twilight said mumbling the last part.

Mason chuckled a little and took off his helmet placing it beside him. "That's because my helmet has internal speakers, they usually get used for things like when they tell me KD's ready but I hooked up a music player in it. Because I get bored a lot there really isn't much to do in spaceships."

Twilight nodded a glint in her eye that Mason felt he should be wary of. "That's really interesting think of the things Equestria could do with technology like that! What are the spaceships like?

Mason scratched his chin for a moment before replying. "Well in science fiction you think of spaceships as enormous ships that are miles long. But in reality, the biggest ship Mankind has ever built was a mile and a half long and it's a cargo freighter, not a military one."

Twilight nodded "So how did your species first start to go to space?"

"That Twilight is a very long story that I will tell you later but it appears that we are here," Mason said smiling and standing up.

Stretching a bit Mason grabbed hold of the rails on the ceiling so he doesn't fall. As the train came to a stop the main six all got up to stand in front of the door. Mason reached down to the seat and grabbed his helmet carrying it underarm. The doors slid open and the group all stepped out with Mason in tow. A lot of ponies froze in fear staring at Mason before realizing that he was with the main six and cautiously continuing with their days.

Some ponies screamed as KD walked up to the station with heavy booming steps that shook the ground a bit. She kneeled right next to the station platform as Mason began to walk over to her. Luckily Mason didn't need to dodge any ponies as they all got out of the way of him as he moved. He stepped up to KD who reached out and grabbed him she stood up and placed Mason on her head.

Mason looked back to the six mares who were motioning for him and KD to follow. As KD started to follow them Mason took the time to look at his surroundings. Ponyville was a small town with small houses and shops lining the streets. Ponies walked around minding their own business for the most part but casting curious glances towards them. Mason, all in all, liked the way that the town looked. They did have a few building that looked a bit out of place such as a building that looked like a gingerbread house. Sighing to himself Mason realized just how weird his life was about to get.

Author's Note

Wow, it took me a long fukin time to write this sorry about that.

So a filler chapter that is sorta boring why? Because I completely forgot about this story up until now so I'll try not to do that again on the upside I'm no longer failing my math class! So small victories eh?

See you crazy bastards next time.

Toonie

Chapter 5: Duct tape is bad for fixing clothes.

Mason looked to the carousel-like building in front of them, mentaly screaming just from having to look at it. It was meant to be ascetically pleasing, and it likely was to the ponies. Though Mason had to question the mannequins on the outside, that to him looked like a large number of impaled ponies. He couldn't bring himself to like it; it was far too different from the typical reinforced military buildings he had spent most of his adult life inside.

He walked into the building, suit material in hand, feeling his testosterone screaming in pain from all of the frilly dresses that filled the shop. He continued to follow the group of mares into the back room. The room was simple; it had sewing machines scattered around tons of fabric on shelves and many other tools he had no clue what to call. As well as a raised platform presumably for taking measurements.

"Over here, darling for your measurements." Rarity said, motioning to the platform.

"KD has the measurements," Mason replied, placing the material onto a nearby table.

"I am aware of this, but I would like to make you some more comfortable clothes, and those need to be looser. On top of that, updating your measurements couldn't hurt."

Mason nodded and stepped onto the surface. It only goes up to about his knee. Rarity looked up at him for a moment before floating up a small step stool.

"I know you probably don't want to, but would you mind taking off your armor and such. It would help greatly with getting correct measurements."

Mason let out a sigh before hopping down to rest on one of the too-small chairs. He took off the armored plates that he had strapped to various places on his body. He then stood up and reached back towards his booster pack. Pressing a small button, the small thrusters deactivated, losing their glows and folding in slightly. Undoing the harness around his waist, he pulled the device and its harness off of him. Setting it down with a thud, he removed his helmet with a small hiss as the partial seal broke.

Looking over to Rarity, she nodded and motioned for him to step back onto the platform. Mason made his way over to the platform and quickly mounted it. He wanted to get this over with as soon as possible; he waited as rarity asked him to shift multiple times as she took detailed measurements of his body. Eventually, the white mare nodded.

"Ok, dear, I have your measurements. Now onto fixing that uniform of yours." Rarity stated.

"Sounds cool," Mason replied, hopping off of the platform.

"You will, however, need to take off that uniform for me to fix it." Rarity spoke.

"What do you suggest I wear while you do so?" Mason said, evidently not liking the prospect of standing around in a crowded room nude.

"There are privacy screens in here, so I suppose you could stand behind one of those." Rarity muttered contemplatively.

Mason shrugged then turned towards the rest of the room, looking for one of the previously mentioned privacy curtains. Locating one of them, he made his way behind it. The curtain only went about halfway up his chest, but it was sufficient. Ignoring that, he began the wonderful, wonderful process of removing the tape from his back. This was understandably awkward and probably hilarious to watch.

Finally, he removed all of the tape and wriggled out of his uniform. Laying the uniform over the top of the curtain he stretched a bit as the uniform was rather tight. Rarity quickly took the uniform to one of the many tables and began to do whatever she does.

"Um darling, how are you meant to get into this thing? There doesn't appear to be any way to get it on." Rarity asked, confused.

"Ah, yea that might be an issue. Normally on the ship, we have a machine that puts them on. As the ships don't have showers. So we don't need to remove them. The machine simply sows it onto us. The only real reason I've been able to take it off while I've been here is because of that tear," Mason explained, " So put the heaviest duty zipper you have I suppose. Er, Please?"

"Yes, I suppose that should work. It'll take a bit longer so wait a moment." Rarity replied.

"Alrighty then, I can wait as long as needed. Thanks for doing this by the way. I'll try to repay you." Mason stated.

After about 15 minutes of waiting it was done. Rarity levitated the uniform off of the table she was working on.

"Well there you go dear, that should hold up. " She said laying the uniform over the privacy screen.

Mason took the uniform and began the process of squeezing into the thing. After thirty seconds he managed to get into and zip up the skin-tight uniform.

"Thank you Rarity, it fits like a charm. I'll try to repay you for this generosity." Mason said stepping out from behind the screen and stretching.

"There is no need dear. It's simply what I do." Rarity said shaking her head.

"No, I can't let stuff like this go unpaid. Once I get a stable source of income I'm repaying you rather you want me to or not. " Mason said firmly.

"Well if y'all ever need yerself some work the farms got no shortage of that." Applejack cut in.

"I'll look into that. Thank you." Mason simply stated.

"Well if that's all," Twilight interjected, "We should get going back to my library, it's getting late. Oh, that reminds me! Mason, you can stay with me if you would like."

"Sounds koolio." Mason said only somewhat ironically throwing up some finger guns.

Mason walked over to his armor and began to place it back on himself.

"That isn't really necessary," Twilight said, "Nothing is going to attack you here."

"It's a habit, plus as I've said before better safe than sorry." Mason placed on his jumpkit.

"Alright then, Let's get going," Twilight said beginning to leave.

Mason shrugged and began to follow. As he exited the building he thought to himself 'Oh I got a FEELING, this worlds gonna be one hell of a fun time.'

Author's Note

His under armor suit thing is sort of like a wetsuit but more heavy-duty and bullet resistant.

I'm BACK BABY!!! I know I was gone for a while but I was busy dealing with severe depression and anxiety. But I'm back now and on medications. I will try to write more often but no promises. I hope none of you minded the wait too terribly, and I'm EXTREMELY sorry about my being gone.

Sincerely,
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(RE: Prolouge

Planet: Typhon - 0939 hours - 1 min before battle of the Draconis

Mason sat in his Titan looking at the display panels all around him. He was performing final checks on KD. His thought processes were interrupted by Commander Sarah Briggs beginning a speech.

"Ok listen up," Sarah Briggs shouted over the sound of machinery and explosions, "The IMC has developed a fold weapon. This weapon has the power to destroy entire worlds. It is your mission to get to the ark and destroy it." Sarah walked over to one side of the room and yelled "WEAPONS HOT!"

Mason prepared himself as KD’s cockpit closed around him. He watched absent-mindedly as she pulled out their weapon, the X0-16 chaingun.

”PILOT, BRACE FOR TITANFALL.” KD said in her mechanical voice.

Mason simply looked down to watch the floor of the drop bay open. He felt the locks holding them release as they began to plummet. He took his last few moments of peace in the foreseeable future to look at a small picture that was taped off to the side. It was of him and his sister, whom he used to be very close too. Used.

Mason felt him and KD hit the ground with a resounding thud. Quickly maneuvering them both behind cover he looked to the large wall separating them from the ark. He looked overhead to see dozens of rockets fly overhead and impact the wall. Creating two large holes in it. Not even a second afterward they all began to charge at the breaches. The resistance was not insubstantial.

Him and KD charged at a Ronin titan guns blazing. He raised their first to strike the titan but it phase shifted out of the way, appearing behind them in an instant. It slashed them in the back setting a myriad of warnings off all around the screens. Quickly turning they caught a blast from its shotgun with the vortex shield. Sending the blast back at the enemy, they quickly grabbed it's thin arm and sent a dozen bullets through its shoulder. Using the severed arm as a club they beat the titan with it multiple times. Kicking it over they quickly set the rest of KDs ammo into the cockpit.

”KD, switch loadout to Ronin,” Mason said piloting them towards the breach ad they drew the sword.

Charging at a large group of Titans they began to cut their way through them. While doing that they got hit in the back by a rocket of some sort. Pushing an almost dead Tone off of them they turned to watch Briggs finish off the last enemy outside the wall. Turning back to the action they pressed onwards.

“SWORD CORE AVAILABLE,” KD said.

“It’s fun time KD. Let’s show em why you don’t fuck with the militia!” Mason shouted pressing the button that activates the core.

They charged into a grouping of titans sword drawn and sparking. They slashed the first one across the torso leaving a large melted gap. They rotated bringing the sword down on another, carrying their rotational momentum into a kick at the first one. Turning around once again they were met with a legions chain gun right in their face.

Quickly phase dashing behind the legion they dropped down to a rough to slash at its unarmored knees. The legion collapsed not unable to stand and they sent their sword through its lightly armored back. Turning back to the first two they sent leadwall shells into the kicked one destroying it. The ION titan sent multiple plasma rounds into their face. Blocking to their best ability with the sword they advanced. Sadly the ION had put down a trip mine which they tripped on their advance. Ducking low under the plasma rounds they stabbed the ION in its gut cutting through a lot of sensitive wires. The titan no longer able to use its legs fell down where it was met with multiple shotgun blasts to the reactor.

Noticing the lack of friendlies and trail of debris they began to sprint towards the objective. Taking occasional potshots at barely functional reapers on their way.

”Come on KD if you keep going this slow we're gonna miss the party! Mason shouted urging his friend to move faster.

”Pilot there is no party. This is a battle.” KD said no longer shouting due to the relatively quiet environment.

”Har de har har KD you are hysterical,” Mason said unamused.

They quickly boosted into an elevator which quickly began to move. They began their sprint to the front lines. Upon arrival, they were met with a Ronin that had its back turned. Using their momentum they stabbed the sword straight through the titan before grabbing it and throwing it at a legion that now menacingly advanced towards them.

Not having much another choice they charged at the titan. It began to spray numerous bullets at them. Boosting forwards they used the ark wave to stun it monetarily. That's when mason saw the burst shot charging up. They quickly phase-shifted to behind the titan it had expected this as they were met with a kick to their center mass. The titan quickly grabbed them by the back and slammed them to the ground.

’well this is it’ Mason thought to himself before they felt the weight of the titan move off of them. Quickly righting themselves they looked to see a massive hole through its cockpit and a smoking rail gun round embedded into the concrete behind it. Looking behind them they gave the Northstar behind them a thumbs up. Wich it quickly returned before continuing on.

Charging back into the battle they prepared to attack a legion from behind when they were suddenly hit in the back by a laser core. Countless alarms began to blare as electrical systems we're vaporized. Then he felt the blood drain from his face. As KD spoke the words.

”WARNING PHASE DRIVE BREACHED” In a slightly glitchy voice.

”FUCK,” Mason shouted, ” guess we aren't using that anymore.”

They dashed out of the way of the beam allowing it to hit the legion. Quickly turning they fired a blast at the Ion which was mostly ineffective. As the Ion advanced on them they boosed backward. Right into a corner. They quickly tried to leave said corner only to be knocked back to it by the Legion.

“PILOT WE ARENT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS ENCOUNTER”

“I have a REALLY bad idea KD,” Mason said quickly enabling the phase drive and rerouting all power to it.

“PILOT THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA EVEN FOR YOU” KD shouted catching what rounds she could.

“The way I see it is, we die here, we die because it blows up, we die because we blow up, or we live because this dumb shit actually works.” Mason quickly began to press buttons and switches.

“I FEEL LIKE YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED, ON MULTIPLE LEVELS,” KD shouted.

“It’s FINE,” Mason shouted raiding his had to hit the button,” LEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYY” Mason slammed his hand down on the button and the world went white. And stayed that way. Ok, this was taking longer than expected. Something has gone wrong.

“KD you know what’s going on?” Mason said awkwardly.

“...”

“FUCK this is purgatory, isn’t it. I know I killed a lot of people but COME ON. It wasn’t that bad.” Mason threw his hands up.

BOOM.

Author's Note

Yayyy new thing! I have been reading a lot of Titanfall crossovers lately and I wanted to write one. so here we are. 👍 :pinkiehappy:

EDIT: So I rewrote it. Yea I didn't like the original so now you have this! Hope it's better. Anywho have a good day.