Six stepped out the gate and into a new world on the other side but something was off about his body, as if he was a picture that could not be animated fully.

"What the hell what's up with my body?"

As he looked at his body well 'tried' he then looked up and looked around the room to see the walls were made of pure gold and something seem awfully similar to his castle back home, well everything besides the skeleton sitting on a chair.

"So...were am I?" Six wondered out loud.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" a text like voice spoke out.

"Huh who said that?"

"ME,"

Six looked around the room some more.

"I'M RIGHT ABOVE YOU YOU BLIND FUCK,"

The wolf looked at the skeleton.

"Wait your the skeleton?" Six asked the body.

"THAT I AM BUT I'M NOT JUST A SKELETON I'M THE GOD DAMN EMPEROR OF MANKIND AND I AND I SAY AGAIN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU," The emperor demanded.

"OK this is weird so um to answer your question I'm General Six son of the princess of the moon and If you don't mind me asking how on earth are you taking?"

"I WAS GIVEN A TEXT-TO-SPEECH-DEVICE AFTER ALMOST 10,000 ON THIS FUCKING THRONE SO I COULD COMMUNICATE WITH THOSE AROUND ME,"

"Huh that seems nice I guess-"

"NOW WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? THAT WASN'T A GATE FROM THE WARP WAS IT?" The skeleton emperor asked.

The general looked at him with a weird look.

"Well I was using a spell that I found so I could go somewhere and think without the worry of someone wanting to rip my head off so yeah...also what's the warp?"

...

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'S THE WARP' ALSO I KNOW YOU COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I DID AIR QUOTES," The emperor said.

"Well I'm not really from this universe purr say,"

"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?"

"OK so I used this book to use a new type of gate spell that allows me to go in between worlds at will," Six told the emperor.

"THAN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF MY SPACE MARINES?" The emperor asked.

"I...I think its because of the multiverse theory you know when-"

"I KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING IS,"

"Jeez did you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"I NEVER HAD A MOTHER ASSHOLE,"

"Don't know why I said that...well um so you say your the emperor of mankind right,"

"YES,"

"So their are more humans here?" Six asked.

"YES,"

"Can I see-"

Before six could finish a golden candle stick enter the room.

"Hello my emperor *sees six* I didn't know we had a guest today,"

"HELLO SONNY, YES SIX HERE JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO THIS REALM FROM HIS OWN,"

"Wait you his son," Six asked the golden figure.

"Yes I am its nice to meet you I'm-"

"KITTEN,"

"Father that isn't-"

"YOU NAME IS KITTEN,"

"Dad please not in front of our guest,"

"DON'T DAD ME I'M YOU FATHER AND ALSO THE MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR SO SHUT UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN TIME OUT,"

"Yes father," The cat said lowering his head.

"Well um it's nice to meet you Kitten," Six greeted the cat.

Before the three could say another word the door opened up with a red human running in.

"Father I felt a disturbance in warp coming from...your...chambers...oh great its only one of you religious space marines *sigh* I was hoping for something else,"

"FUCK OFF MAGUS THAT'S RUDE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER TO HOW TO TREAT A GUEST," The emperor spoke.

"So your his son as well?" Six asked.

"Yes anyway were are my matters my names magus the red I would say it is to nice to meet you but its not nice to lie,"

"Well that rude man what did I ever do to you," Six asked.

"Man? Are you even a space marine," magus asked.

"Um no blah blah multiverse blah I have the same looking armor but another world," Six told the red giant.

Magus came close to six face as six bent back words.

"So WHAT are you a normal human can't wear that armor without breaking their back," the red gaint asked.

"Well I was a human infused a kistune spirit for immortality but after I died and came back to life but my kistune spirit became a nine-tailed wolf beast granting me more power enough to do the spell to be here in the first place," Six responded.

"Hm *pulls book out of now where* lets see,"

"SON WHAT DID I SAY?"

"*sigh* No using power of the warp but their no time for that now father...no, no, no, no, didn't need to see that again, nope not it, found it OK so Kitsune are daemons that if a human would let into their home would steal all their belongings or proceeded to mate with humans in the illusion that they would take them to their 'home' but when the human awakes to see they were in a graveyard the whole time," Magus said out loud.

"SO YOUR A RAPIST AND A THIEF?" The emperor asked.

"WHAT NO kitsunes back home aren't that they use to back in the bay help the ones that are troubled like if a child was lost they would use their powers to help the child home jeez kitsunes aren't Rapist and Thieves," Six told the emperor.

"..., I KNOW YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH SIX," The emperor told him.

"How do you know I am?" six asked.

"YOU NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE HAVE YOU?"

"Wah wah that's a bit of a personal question don't you think?!" Six said flustered.

"ANSWER THE QUESTION SO I WON'T HAVE TO MY SONS KILL YOU,"

"Um [grubbles under helment] I'm...a virigan," six sighed out.

"HOW OLD ARE YOU IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING?"

"*sigh* 1,118," six spoke.

...

"H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A!"

"HAHAHAHA I'M SORRY BUT HAHAHAHA BY MY FATHER that's just too good," Magus roared out.

When the two were laughing kitten was trying his best not to.

"WILL YOU STOP IT!" Six yelled as white energy burst from his body.

...

"What was that," The kitten asked.

"Sorry it happens when I'm embarrassed," Six apologized.

"WELL...HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A GAME SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN TO LAUGH AT 1,118 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,"

"OK then I do like games and it's been awhile sense I play one what do you have on mind my emperor?" Six asked.

"SO DOES YOUR WORLD HAVE PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH-DIMENSIONAL-HYBERCUDE-CHESS-STRIP-POKER?"

"Did someone say strip?"

"Oh fuck these guys..." Magus hung his head.

"Greeting my overlord when we heard the word strip we couldn't help ourselfs,"

"NONONONONONONONO,"

"Um if you don't mind me asking who are these guys and way are they not wearing any pants?"

"You don't want to know," Kitten told him

"But-"

"YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!'

"OK so then what kind of game is that?" Six asked.

"HERE I WILL HAVE A TECH PRIEST ASSIST YOU WITH THAT,"

Out of no where a tech priest came up to six and hit his head followed with a 'ow' from six.

"Wait this game you speak of is duel monsters yeah we play it back home for fun well 1000 years ago,"

"OHhhhh we will watch the our emperor bet the crap out of furry," One of the nude men said.

"Well too bad it isn't kitten,"

"SHUT UP YOU THREE NOW PREPARE YOURSELF SIX FOR A ULTRA-GAME,"

"Why a ultra-game isn't that a bit extreme?" asked six.

"Well after I bet father he been looking for someone to fight in a ultra-game so he can bet me one day," Kitten told his friend.

"SHUT UP SUNSHINE NOW I WILL BEGAN,"

(After the same god damn moves again watch the special to see what I mean)

"Oh well those are pretty OP cards well lucky I brought my own OP cards," Six told the emperor.

"Hoo hoo looks like doggie is in trouble now,"

"I'm a wolf you fucker,"

Six drew a card but losing half his deck in the process.

"OK I start out with pot of greed, countered with jar of greed, and pot of avarice,"

"This will allow me to draw six card in total and bring five cards back from the gra...sorry warp back into my deck,"

"THIS WOUN'T MATTER YOUR ALREADY DEAD SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP,"

"I'm not done yet, I then play pot of death to bring back two cards that you know I just used and then use them as well but then counting this with two reckless greeds for even more cards,"

X2

"Then play card of burial magic by banishing two magic cards from the warp and then playing upstart goblin you may gain 1000 life points but I draw 2 cards,"

"Wait aren't you doing your going to have give up most those cards anyway and you lost another half of your deck now," Magus warned.

"I know but I have a something for that just in case as a back up plan I play infinite cards so I can as may card in my hand as possible,"

"I play dark world dealings we both draw one card and then get rid of one,"

"EVEN WITH ALL THOSE CARDS I STILL HAVE WON,"

"That's were you wrong my emperor for you see I have one monster that could end this duel I just need all of him first,"

"What do you mean all of of him?" Kitten ask.

"Well my cat like friend my monster that is going to save me is like me as well we were both locked away for many years and now it is time to bring him forth,"

"What could it be!" One of nudes said in shock.

"It maybe," Said the second.

"I thought it was only a legend!" The last spoke.

"Behold!" Six shout revealing five monster cards.

"NO THAT CAN'T BE ITS-!"

"EXODIA!" Magus finished.

"So that's why you have so many drawing cards," Kitten spoke out loud.

"Exodia my old friend finish this duel!"

And with that the emperor's warrior of terra was consumed by light as the emperor's life points hit zero, with the battle over they returned to the throne room.

...

"That was fun," Six breaking he ice.

"HOW COULD I LOSS AGAIN!"

"Father you keep doing the same thing you will loss and loss over and over again you need to try something else when playing the game," Magus spoke to his father.

"FUCK OFF MAGUS!"

"Well I must be on my way now while it was fun it's time to explore a new world," Six spoke.

With that he opened a gate as he walked through it, but before popping his head out.

"Also on that note get those guys some pants for Faust sake!" With that six was gone.

Kitten walked over to his father.

"Well with that said I think six is now the second best now sorry father," And with that he left.

Magus looked at his father and where kitten left.

"Oh I just remembered I have duties to attend with kitten," He then ran off with kitten leaving the emperor with the nude men.

"Um I guess its just us now my emperor~"

Author's Note

Ok first world was 40k what was not to expect well besides that the next world will be anime themed but what will it be I let you all pick. (Only if I know it)

Also my reaction to marvel canceling guardians of the galaxy vol. 3