He-man and the masters of equestria!

by dracoking of memes

The master's of um... sandwiches

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Deep within a snake shaped mountain in the dragon lands

Skeletor sits upon a throne made of bones,as he taps his fingers on the arm of the throne,deep in thought.

“Evil Lyn come forth!” He commands.

“Yes my lord?” A woman in dark mage esc armor says as she approaches before kneeling. A confident smirk on her face.

“How did your reconnaissance go?” Skeletor asks.

“It is as we feared my lord,we are no longer on eternia.” Evil Lyn said.

“Have you found a way back?” Skeletor asked.

“No my lord.” Evil Lyn said as her face became solemn.

Skeletor remainder silent for a few minutes, seemingly lost in thought.

“Perhaps Grayskull has the knowledge we need.” Evil Lyn offered.

“If a way back does exist, Grayskull will have it.” Skeletor said. “ The problem is getting past the shield.”

“And of course He-man and his companions.” Evil Lyn added.

Skeletor’s eyes glowed red and he suddenly stood up “ He and his annoying allies will be destroyed for daring oppose me!!!”

“But my lord in our weakened states, we don't stand a chance.” Evil Lyn.

The red glow in Skeletor's eyes intensified for a moment before dying out completely as he slumped back into his throne .

“Yes whatever sent us here also weakened our magical power,but it does appear to be returning,albeit slowly.” Skeletor sighed.

“Soon we will be back at full strength my lord it is only a matter of time.” Evil Lyn said standing up.

“Indeed.” Skeletor said before returning to thought.

Suddenly a man with a rotating visor helmet ran in ,excited about something.

“My lord, I found something you might find interesting!” He said excitedly.

“And what pray tell can this item be,as it seems to be important enough for you to run into my throne room unannounced like some kind of buffoon.” Skeletor said cooly.

“My apologies, my lord but I truly think this will please you, your excellency.” The man said quickly bowing before taping a button on his gauntlet. This caused a large 2d hologram that showed a shelf that held a black necklace with a winged unicorn emblazoned on it.

“Hmm a magical artifact of some kind,it bears resemblance to the rulers of Equestria.” Evil lyn said.

“Indeed we will have to retrieve it. Tri-colps tell Trapjaw and Beastman to retrieve this amulet by any means necessary.” Skeletor said dismissing Tri-clops.

“At once my Lord.” Tri-colps said bowing quickly before turning around and quickly going to notify his comrades.

In the library of Grayskull

Adam was sitting at one of the tables eating an apple as he read a book on fire magic.

“Okay so if I channel my magicka from both my hands I can make a fireball,cool.” Adam said summarizing the chapter he just read.

“Guess I should go practice it.” Adam said before leaving the library and walking down the hall. He then walked into room which opened up into a impossibly huge white walled room.

“Alright,here goes nothing.” Adam said nervously before holding his close each other as a fire like aura surrounded each of his hands. Adam concentrated his energy into both of them at the same time as a ball of fire began to form between them.

“Come on ,come on.” He said as the ball began to grow.

“Adam!” Cringer said running into the room.

The sudden distraction caused the fireball to explode comically.

“Why does the universe hate me?” Adam mumbled.

“Adam ,Skeletor's goons are attacking a city.” Cringer panicked.

“You know what that means right?” Adam said with a grin.

“Please don't.” Cringer whimpered.

“By the power Grayskull!” Adam said heaving his sword to the ceiling.

A portal appeared above him allowing a bolt of magic lighting him ,transforming him once again into He Man.

He-man turned to see that Cringer had hauled ass.

“Damit Cringer get back here you furball!” He-man said chasing Cringer trying to hit him with his sword’s lightning.

After a few minutes of comical running He-man cornered Cringer.

“Gotcha ya!” He-man said bringing his sword to bear.

“Have you?” Cringer asked grinning.

Suddenly a portal appeared and a bipedal cat stepped out of it.

“Come Cringer, Skyrim awaits.” The Catman said.

“Right behind Lord Kittykins.” Cringer as they jumped in to the portal which closed behind them.

He-man stood in silence for a few seconds. His left eye then began to twitch.

“WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!” He-man shouted.

“It appears you will have to go alone.” The sorceress said walking up behind him.

“But it's dangerous to go alone!” He-man said.

“Then take this.” She said handing him a sandwich.

“How is this gonna help me.” He asked.

“Well it seems to have healing properties, I got it from a large Russian man.” She said.

“Um okay ,I guess I'm walking…” He man sighed.

“Oh heavens no! that would slow down the plot.” She said tapping the ground with her staff.

“Wait what?” He Man asked before a portal appeared below his feet causing him to fall in to it.

“Oops I ment have appear next to him.” The sorceress blushed in embarrassment.

Meanwhile with Beastman and Trapjaw.

“I'm telling you Beastman there is no way He-man is gonna fall into this hole,he’s not an idiot like you.” Trapjaw said.

“Your wrong,he will definitely fall into that hole.” Beastman said.

“Dude this never works,you didn't even cover it!” Trapjaw argued.

Suddenly a portal appeared in the sky. And out of that portal fell He-man ,who fell into the hole.

“Ha told you it would work.” Beastman said in victory.

Trapjaw just stood there in shock before saying, “ How the fuck did that work.”

“Man I love holes!” Beastman said.

“What?” He-man and Trapjaw asked in unison.

“Holes,you can put lots of things them big things,little things…” Beastman began.

“No ,just no,stop please.” Trapjaw said in disgust.

“Huh guess someone doesn't like holes ,whatever let's leave He-man and go grab what we came here for.” Beastman.

“Or ...here’s an idea, let's kill him and then go get the item.” Trapjaw said grabbing a heavy laser gun and aiming it at He-man.
Beastman snickered and said “ Yea that's a good idea!”

“Crap!” He-man said as Beastman grabbed a gun as well.

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