Lewd Chapter is Pounded in the Butt By His Own Works
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LewdChapter is Pounded in the Butt By His Own Works
Lewd Chapter is Pounded in the Butt By His Own Works
Lewd Chapter let out a tired sigh, sipping his iced coffee as he worked. His hooves clacked at his keyboard, and he took this moment to once again wonder how the hell he managed to use a keyboard with big, fat pony hooves. Again, Lewd sighed, getting up from his chair and making his way to his kitchen. All this writing and pointless musing about the logistics of tasks that require fine motor skills in pony society was making him hungry. He figured he’d get a late breakfast. Maybe some toast and Scrambled Eggs. Head swimming from having starved himself in favor of working all day yesterday, Lewd dug through his fridge for his eggs, taking a moment to consider just how odd of a pony he was.
Lewd was a grayish earth pony with a boring, straight purple mane. His eyes were blueish and, for whatever reason, had little pink hearts in the pupil. These eyes caused Lewd no small amount of distress, and it had confounded medical professionals his whole life. It was a curse, a strange deformity that he would never be able to escape. Though, truthfully, it was a hit with the ladies, who found his strange birth defect charming and cute. Mares were fucking crazy, that much Lewd knew for sure.
What was truly strange about Lewd, besides the fact that he looked a startling bit like Maud Pie for some reason, was his cutie mark. Normally, a pony’s cutie mark was supposed to be symbolic and indicative of their special talent. It was normally something abstract, like a flower arrangement. For a writer like Lewd Chapter, one might expect a quill and a roll of parchment, or a book, or a keyboard. Something like that.
But, for some reason, Lewd Chapter’s cutie mark was the image of the pony he so closely resembled. Maud Pie, a mare he had never met a day in his life, was somehow on his flank, with the same heart-shaped pupils that had confounded Lewd for as long as he could remember. The difference lay in Maud’s expression; The image on Lewd’s flank was sweating, drooling a bit, and had a big, goofy, clearly-sexual-in-nature-despite-not-showing-any-sort-of-sexual-content grin that Lewd himself would never find himself displaying. Though that wasn’t to say Lewd Chapter lacked experience with mares making that particular expression.
Not because he got laid a lot. Quite the opposite, actually, pussy was something that constantly eluded Lewd Chapter. It was actually kinda depressing. It wasn’t that Lewd wasn’t attractive or anything. As far as stallions went, he was certain that he was about average. No, Lewd’s problem was that he was absolutely terrible at talking to ponies. Any semblance of smoothness, charisma, or competence he employs via the written word goes out the fucking window when he opens his mouth.
Which is why he did what he did best, and that was write erotic fiction for the various perverts of Equestria to enjoy. He wasn’t super popular, but there were enough depraved degenerates in Equestria for Lewd Chapter to enjoy some bastardized version of an honest living. He did well enough to keep a roof over his head and food in the fridge, so that was nice. If his Haytreon account picked up the way he hoped, he might even find some sort of happiness in his life. Doubtful, but possible.
Before Lewd could start to fantasize about the long-lost concept of happiness, there was a knock at his door, stealing away his attention from procuring his breakfast. Lewd pursed his lips, curious as to who it could’ve possibly been. He wasn’t expecting any packages, and he was a antisocial loser, so he didn’t have any friends who would visit. This was strange, indeed.
“Who is it?” he called as he approached the door.
“Special Delivery!” came the voice of a mare. Lewd shrugged. Maybe one of his readers had shipped him something. Or maybe it was a hitman to finally put him out of his misery. The only way to find out was to open the door, which he did.
He regretted it almost immediately.
Lewd found his little hut of a home invaded by three beings. Two of which were mares, and one was a being that Lewd had never personally encountered, though he heard that they were called “humans”. This one was also at least partly female, but the bulge in her pants called that into question. The mare to her left was an earth pony, dark green with a black question mark cutie mark and a visibly pregnant belly. The other mare was an orange pegasus, with a doghouse cutie mark on her flank.
The human was the main thing one Lewd was focused on. She was tall, significantly taller than Lewd understood human women to be, and she looked a fair bit like Princess Celestia. Same porcelain skin and very similar shade of purple in the eyes, and the big tits and thick ass one would expect from the goddess Celestia if she were in human form. The difference lay in her hair, which was a fiery blend of red and yellow.
“Hi,” said Lewd. “Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?”
“I’m Shattered Sunset Spirit, but my friends call me SSS.” The human stepped forward, licking her lips as she did. “And these are my sisters, Principal Pregnancy and Doghouse.” SSS gestured to the mares beside her as she spoke. “We’ve waited a long time to meet you, Mr. Chapter.”
“Alright, that covers the ‘who’, but not the why,” said Lewd. He was beginning to get a bit nervous. If this was anything at all like his novels, he was in for either a really good time or a really bad time. “Why are you here? Actually, fuck that, I have a much more pressing question.” He pointed a hoof at SSS’ crotch. “Why do you have a boner right now?”
“Well, that’s a No Brainer,” said Prin. She closed the door, locking it behind her. “We’ll give you three guesses.”
“Hint hint,” said Doghouse. “We’re not here for Sunday Dinner.”
“Well, I’m not lucky enough for this to be a robbery,” said Lewd, slowly stepping back. Just as he feared, the women took a step closer to him. “Just as an aside, what is with those names of yours? They’re fucking awful.”
“You’re not too bright, are you?” said SSS. “An intelligent pony would be begging for his life right about now.”
“Well, and not to sound sexist, I’m not too concerned by two mares and whatever the fuck you are.” Lewd cracked his neck, probably thinking that looked tougher than it actually did. “I mean, you’re pregnant, so a quick kick to the gut and I’m good. You’re a pegasus, so you’re basically made out of balsa and feathers, and you…” Lewd looked SSS up and down for a bit. “Well, I’m not really sure about you, but I figure a quick dick punch and you’re out of commission.”
“Oh, we’re going to have fun with you.” SSS’ eyes began to glow, and a layer of magic enveloped Lewd, raising him into the air. He let out a startled yelp as the human pulled him nearer with nothing but her mind. Her magic soon released him, dropping Lewd at her feet.
“You have magic?!” demanded Lewd. “That’s bullshit!”
“Who’s first?” said SSS with a devious grin.
“Let Doggy take it,” said Prin, stepping past Lewd and laying out on her side to watch. She rubbed her belly gently, then gestured for her sister to follow. “How about you let me warm you up?”
“Sure thing. Should I give you the usual, Doggy?” asked SSS. Doghouse nodded eagerly, her wild purple mane flying back and forth. SSS grinned some more, then snapped her fingers. Magic enveloped Doghouse, flashing out to reveal a newly-formed cock between her legs. Futanari spells weren’t uncommon in the mare-dominated society of Equestria, but the nature of this spell was unlike anything Lewd had ever seen. For whatever reason, the cock that SSS had was not equine in nature. Instead, it was the throbbing, pointy, red dick of some massive canine.
“Oh sweet lord,” said Lewd. Naturally, he stood up and made a break for the door, but a quick flare of SSS’ magic threw him to the ground, his head down, ass up, and tail pushed to the side. “Oh God, please don’t!”
“Have at him, Doggy,” said SSS. She pulled her pants down, letting her frankly massive cock flop out of her jeans. It put Lewd to shame in terms of size, that much was obvious, although that wasn’t a very difficult accomplishment. As soon as SSS’ cock was visible, Prin took it into her mouth, slurping her sister’s cockhead like it was a lolipop.
“Thanks, sis!” Doghouse leapt onto Lewd, prodding his ass with her new dogcock. Lewd was, understandably, very panicked, and tried his hardest to escape. Unfortunately for him, Doghouse was far stronger than he gave her credit for.
“What was that about pegasi being weak, you worthless mudpony?” snarled Doghouse.
“Hey!” remarked Prin, or some attempt at remarking because it’s very difficult to enunciate properly with a large amount of girlcock in your mouth.
“Oh, hush, Prin,” said SSS. “You know how she gets sometimes. Let her have her fun. You can chew her out for being politically incorrect later.”
“L-listen, I’m begging you,” stammered Lewd. “P-please don’t do this. Just let me go, please.”
“Fuck you, dirt horse! I’m not leaving until I bust a nut in your ass!”
Lewd bit his lip hard enough to break the skin as Doghouse slowly penetrated him. Even if she had thought to lube up, it would’ve hurt a shit-ton, just by virtue of her cock’s size. She was bigger than the average stallion by quite a few inches, and the average stallion was about twice as big as Lewd to begin with.
Though Doghouse was slow in penetrating Lewd, she made up for lost time with her rapid, savage thrusts. She bucked her hips forward wildly, earning a pained, frankly bitchy, yelp from Lewd Chapter with each thrust. It wasn’t long before Lewd was crying from the pain, his legs trembling as Doghouse raped his ass into a bloody mess.
“You sick, twisted, degenerate mudpony scum!” Doghouse screamed into Lewd’s ear as she viciously pounded his ass. Her ears perked, not sure if she was hearing things correctly. It sounded like Lewd’s sobs had somehow transformed into shaky moans. Sure enough, a glance between his legs showed that he was hard, which infuriated Doggy while simultaneously amusing SSS. “Are you getting off on this, faggot?!”
“It’s not my f-fault,” moaned Lewd. “M-male G-spot is up the ass… Blame Celestia for making us like this!”
“He’s not supposed to be getting off on this,” noted Prin, pulling her sister’s cock from her mouth with a lewd slurp. “Do something.”
“Of course,” said SSS with a grin. Her eyes began to glow again and, with a snap of her fingers, Lewd let another pained scream. A chastity cage appeared on his cock, with spikes on the inside to make any erection extremely painful. Satisfied with Lewd’s new predicament, SSS returned her attention to her sister. “There. I did something. Now, Prin, I believe it’s your turn for a bit of fun.”
“You sure you don’t want a turn?” asked Prin.
“Yeah, this faggot’s ass is pretty sweet,” said Doghouse. “If you don’t mind dirtying your cock with dirty mudpony boipussy, I’d say go for a run.”
“Oh, don’t worry, girls. I’ll take my go of him eventually,” said SSS, stroking her cock to the rape going on in front of her. “Please, have your fun. I’ll watch for now.”
“Well, if you insist…” Prin slowly wobbled to her hooves, struggling to stand on account of her pregnancy. She finally managed to get herself up, then slowly waddled across the room. “Flip him over, Doggy. I wanna sit on his face.”
“Sure thing, sis. I bet this dirt-hoofed, subpony animal will look good under you,” said Doghouse. She pulled her cock from Lewd’s ass, slick with his blood, and tossed him over onto his back. “Be sure you make my sister cum, dirtblood, or else I’m gonna rip off your worthless, pathetic, useless cock and fuck the wound! It’s what you deserve for being so racially inferior!”
“Seriously, Doggy…” sighed Prin, though she sounded only slightly annoyed by her sister’s aggressive racism. Even still, she clambered over Lewd, letting him get a good look at her thick, puffy, dripping pussy before dropping down onto his face, smothering him with her plot and cunt. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have an issue with me.”
“Aww, you know I love you, sis. Can’t say the same for the rest of your kind, though.” Doghouse leaned forward to kiss Prin, passionately tonguing the inside of her sister’s mouth. As she did, she slipped her bloody cock back into Lewd’s ruined asshole, earning another pained yelp when she returned to pounding his ass.
“You heard her, faggot,” said Prin flatly. “Get licking before she hurts you even worse.” She needn’t say any more, as Lewd Chapter obediently began sloppily tonguing Prin’s pregnant pussy. “Wow, you’re fucking awful at this. Probably shouldn’t surprise me. Not like you ever get laid, loser.”
“A faggot like this doesn’t know what to do with a pussy,” laughed Doghouse. “Even though you’re kind of a hair trigger, I’d be surprised if he managed to get you off. I hope he doesn’t, anyway. I’m ready to turn this mudpony bitch into a proper mare.”
“I dunno, Doggy.” Prin moaned, grinding her pussy down against Lewd’s face, forcing his tongue deeper into her snatch. “Maybe it’s cause I’m pregnant, or maybe it’s cause raping a stallion is the hottest thing ever, but I think I might cum soon.” Lewd heard this through the bountiful amount of plot in his face and doubled his efforts, lapping and prodding at Prin’s cunt with renewed vigor. It was torturous, with the scent and sweet, tangy taste of Prin’s marehood coming together into an arousing cocktail that kept Lewd at an extremely painful, seemingly endless half-chub. His cock was bleeding slightly from the spikes on his cage, and he thought he would be very lucky indeed if he was ever capable of an erection again.
“Oh, fine. Guess you’re lucky, grounder. You get to keep that little pindick of yours,” snarled Doghouse. “Not like you’ll get much use out of it anyway. You’ll probably just jerk off to the memory of a superior pony raping your faggot ass!”
Prin let out a low moan as she grinded her hips down, her entire body shuddering as she came hard on Lewd’s face. He dutifully lapped up the marecum that gushed from Prin’s cunt, but the fluids didn’t stop. He coughed and sputtered into Prin’s pussy, the fluid gushing out of her and into his gullet at a startling rate.
“Oh, shit,” said Prin. “SSS, honey, my water just broke. The baby is coming.”
“Well, I’m not quite ready to be a mother yet,” said SSS. “Part of me wants to let you have it so we can snuff it, and I’ll just put another one in you later. But… I don’t really have time for that, so…” SSS snapped her fingers, shrouding her sister’s belly in a layer of magic. “There, that should hold you together for now. We’ll deal with the baby later.”
“Can I knock up Prinny next?” asked Doghouse. “I wanna see if our kids come out as dogs or mudponies.”
“One step at a time, Doggy,” said SSS. “I’m ready for my turn, so I’m going to have to ask you to finish up. And Prin, let the poor faggot breathe.”
Both sisters nodded, then did as they were told. Prin waddled off of Lewd’s face, letting him take his first breath in a while. This breath was immediately taken away when Doghouse pressed his legs back and fucked his ass hard, faster, rougher. She growled like an animal as she did, occasionally leaning in to bite at Lewd’s face. Soon, Doghouse let out a howl, and Lewd felt his rapist’s cock swell inside of him, depositing a hot, sticky load of cum deep inside him.
“Hope you liked it, gayboy. My dick and cum is more than a dirty mudborn like you deserves.” Doghouse gave Lewd’s cock a lick, the cage serving both as a physical torture and a barrier to keep her tongue from touching inferior flesh. She spat in Lewd’s eyes before pulling her cock free and backing away. “He’s all yours, big sis.”
“Get up, Mr. Chapter. I assure you, your suffering is almost over,” said SSS. She snapped her fingers yet again, and another wave of magic enveloped Lewd, this time focusing on his head. “In fact, you might enjoy this next part.”
“P-p-please…” stammered Lewd. “No more…”
“One more. Then we’ll leave you be. Stand up.”
Lewd was without many options, so he shakily rose to his hooves. He could barely support himself, both from the pain in his ass and the shock and trauma that came with being raped in his own home. SSS approached, stroking her dick as she did. Lewd meekly opened his mouth, surprised when he realized that SSS was approaching his head from the side.
“What the fuuuu…”
The rest of Lewd’s question was lost into a long, goofy, unintelligent groan when SSS forced her cock into Lewd’s ear. His eyes crossed, and his jaw went slack, letting a little dribble of drool drip from his mouth. SSS groaned at the tight wetness of Lewd’s skull, his head squeezing her cock tighter than even her sisters’ cunts. SSS wasted no time in pumping her hips, burying her cock deeper and deeper into Lewd’s head. Strangely, despite her cock being clearly too big, she never came out the other side, even when she touched the side of Lewd’s head with her balls.
“Your magic is neat, sis,” said Doghouse, stroking her cock idly. “Most unicorns can’t pull off something that complex. To think you might be above the master race.”
“I think you’re getting way too into the race thing,” said Prin.
“And I think you should shut your cockhole and blow me, dirthorse. Earth ponies are meant to pleasure their superiors, not think.” Doghouse looked at her sister and smirked slightly. “Sorry. It’s just really hot. Suck me off, sis? Please?”
“Fine. You’re lucky I like your dogcock.” Prin slinked over to her sister and began sucking the blood and cum from her cock, slurping it’s length dutifully.
SSS let out a chuckle at the antics of her sisters, but didn’t let that distract her from the task at hand. The tightness of Lewd’s head made it difficult to focus on anything else, and SSS took no shame in the realization that she couldn’t possibly last too much longer. She picked up her pace, her hips a blur, until she felt she was just on the edge. Then she pulled back until the tip of her cock was just barely contained within Lewd’s head.
“Ugh…” Lewd slowly came to, his eyes uncrossing. “What the bitch…?”
“I just wanted to let you know that I’m going to cum soon. I’m gonna bust a big, sticky nut in your head,” giggled SSS. “And I’m going to be removing those stretchy spells I put on your head.” She let that sink in, taking in the fear etched onto Lewd’s features. “Are you ready, Mr. Chapter? Are you ready for me to drill a hole through your brain with my cock?”
“N-no! Please!” begged Lewd, his tears renewed. “I’m begging you! Please, don’t!”
“That’s the spirit.”
SSS snapped her fingers for the final time, then slowly pushed her cock back into Lewd’s head. The pain was insane, his screams bouncing off of the walls of his home. Blood dripped from his ear, and soon from his eyes as well. SSS groaned, the hole she was fucking growing tighter and tighter. She gave a deep thrust, punching through Lewd’s brain with her cockhead. His screams stopped, his body going limp. SSS didn’t stop there, instead picking up speed and ramming more and more of her cock into Lewd’s brain. Chunks of bloody gore gushed from his other ear, as did the bloody tip of SSS’ cock. His eyes bulged from the girth of SSS’ massive dick, one of them even popping out of the socket and hanging from his face, connected to his head by nothing more than his now useless optical nerve.
SSS groaned, and her cock erupted as she came. Thick ropes of sticky white burst from her tip, pooling with Lewd’s brains into a pool of chunky pink gore. She pulled her slimy, bloody cock free, letting Lewd’s corpse fall into the puddle of fluids they had made together. She raised him with a wave of magic, using his gaped mouth to clean her cock before tossing him back into the mess.
“Good luck with that Haytreon, you degenerate waste of equine life,” said SSS. “Let’s go, girls. Technically, Prinny is in labor right now, and I believe there was speak of knocking her up? Personally, I’m putting my money on your spawn being a mudpony.”
SSS gestured for the door, and led her sisters away from the scene. She chuckled to herself as she went. It would undoubtedly be ages before anyone noticed he was gone. When they did, SSS wasn’t entirely sure if they’d care. He probably wouldn’t even be cleaned. Just shut up in a box and thrown into an unmarked grave.
Just what the bastard deserved.
