Marty Stu's adventure in Equestria

by Java Joe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, Trixie, Comedy
Length: 1300

Everybody's favourite Mary Sue character shows up in Equestria and is awesome.

A 30 minute writing challenge to take as many Mary Sue tropes and ideas as I could think of and put them all together. As the short description reads, a Mary Sue character who is supposed to be an everyman but is actually nothing more than a thinly disguised author self-insertion.

It's not intended to be taken seriously and It's written poorly on purpose.

Published 2012-07-25 06:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-25 06:14:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Have you ever heard the tale of the greatest hero Equestria has ever known? He was strong, brave, loyal, had the admiration of everybody he met and was beloved by all.

His name was Marty Stu, and this is his story.

Marty Stu was not born in Equestria, in fact he wasn't even a pony. He was a human which up until he showed up in Equestria was considered to be a mythical race of almost godlike beings. Some say that the godlike only came to be applied to them after Marty showed up but like all legends, there's always an element of truth to them.

Strange as it might seem, Marty was not popular back home partly because he was a "brony" and loved "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and most guys just don't get that show. He was very smart, knew a lot of things especially about "My Little Pony" and had some friends but none of his friends could be considered "cool". Some think that this shows that humans as a people are stupid because nopony can deny the ultimate coolness that was Marty especially after he helped save Equestria countless times.

One day, a stranger appeared in Ponyville. He was taller than any pony, a little drab but wore a colourful scarf around his neck and a big floppy hat. All the ponies that saw him admired his fashion sense, especially Rarity who took it upon herself to create floppy hats and scarves like he wore. Within the week, all ponies had adopted the "Marty look".

Marty proved to be invaluable to all of Ponyville. He and Twilight Sparkle would spend hours talking about obscure things that no other pony knew about. He showed Pinkie Pie a new cupcake recipe that all the ponies loved and how to throw the best parties. Applejack was able to buck apples more efficiently than ever before. He showed Rarity how to make clothes that made her famous throughout Equestria. Rainbow Dash finally became a Wonderbolt directly because of Marty's training. And Fluttershy was amazed how easily Marty was able to help her animal friends that had been hurt.

One night, all the mares had gotten together to talk about their favourite subject which was Marty.

"He's such a great guy!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Oh, he's the best and so smart too!" Twilight agreed.
"Such a handsome and well dressed man!" Rarity added.
"He makes the best cupcakes!" Pinkie Pie said.
"He showed me how to buck more apples than ever before!" AJ said.
"He's so good with animals." Fluttershy added, no longer so shy since Marty taught her to stand up for herself.

As they continued to talk, one let it slip how much she loved him and this started an argument. All the mares loved Marty because he was just the best at everything. Within minutes the argument had degenerated into an all out brawl. Marty showed up at that point to put an end to it.

"Girls, you don't need to fight over me. You can all have me and join my herd!" Marty said.

All the mares were amazed at this because they had never expected it. The man was so wise and brilliant that they all decided at that point to join his herd and they became herd-mates. With so many fillies they had to move into a larger place. So all the mares pooled all their money together and bought a large enough house for all of them to live in.

The next problem they faced was mating rights. There were six of them and only 1 of him so he came up with another brilliant plan. Each mare would be assigned a night of the week and that night would be that mare that would sleep with Marty. Again, such brilliance this man had. On the 7th day however Marty had the option of resting or choosing whichever mare or mares he wanted. They were also encouraged to fillyfool with each other and all of the mares agreed that this was only fair not to mention fun when Marty decided to watch.

One day, there was a disturbance in the town as Fluttershy brought home a funny looking but extremely cute creature. Marty immediately took a look at it and said they needed to get rid of them because they'd destroy the town. He called them "parasprites", and got all the instruments in town together to form a one man band. Using these instruments he led the parasprites out of town. Princess Celestia was there to greet him and was amazed that he managed to defeat the parasprites. She immediately gave him the Equestria medal of honor for his ingenuity, bravery and good looks. His fillies were so proud of him that they all decided to have sex with him tonight as a special treat.

Then he defeated the Great and Powerful Trixie who was trying to fool ponies into believing that she was a great magic user. Marty had learned some magic from Twilight Sparkle and showed her what real magic was. Trixie was sorry for trying this and while she fell in love with Marty she agreed that she should leave Ponyville forever and live the life of a simple pony as penance for her misdeeds.

The next foe was Discord. He had twisted all the mares into becomming the opposite of what they were. Marty was able to not only use all the elements of harmony himself but create a 7th element, the element of "awesome" out of thin air. Princess Celestia offered to give up her throne and let Marty rule Equestria in her place but he was so magnanamous that he said she was doing a great job by herself but he could step in if she ever really needed him. In return for this, she offered to sleep with him and princess Luna joined in as well.

But all great heroes must one day come to an end and the Great Marty Stu was no exception. One day the land of Equestria was threatened by the greatest foe ever, an evil so powerful that it's name can't be named and must therefore remain nameless. Celestia and Luna fell before the creature, then the mares and Marty using the elements of harmony along with the element of awesome were defeated. The evil laughed at how easily he was able to defeat them all and gave Marty a wedgie in return for trying to defeat him.

This was all the incentive Marty needed. He had been humiliated for the last time and finally unleashed his ultimate power. He realised that he was part Saiyan and he went Super Saiyajin for the first time in his life. The power he released was tremendous, the evil was defeated but the cost was too high as Marty himself lay dying. His fillies which included Celestia and Luna all drew around his body and cried because they loved him so much and couldn't save him. He told them, "don't cry for me. I love you all and I'm happy that you were able to survive." He then died and all of Equestria mourned his passing.

A statue of Marty defeating the evil creature was erected in Ponyville. All the ponies wore the "Marty look" in honour of his passing and said they would wear this every day for the rest of their lives in tribute to the greatest hero Equestria ever knew.

Then, many months later all his fillies including Celestia and Luna gave birth to foals. Each one had Marty's hair and eye colour and had his intelligence and charm. They all went on to become great leaders in their own right, passing on the wisdom of Marty.