"Well," continued Applejack "It was maybe half a year after we got married an' well, we couldn't find an orphanage that would let us adopt- "

"Cuz they were all fucking bigots,"

"Rainbow, watch yer language!" she snapped "but yeah," she said turning back to her foals. "They were,"

"So you bucked a stallion," said Lightning.

"What? No! Huh? Why would you say that?" stuttered Rainbow.

"Was it Big Mac?"

"Urrrrrrrrgh! What the buck dude?"

"Lighting, if ye keep interrupting ah ain't gonna tell yer," said Applejack her voice as cool as a winter morning.

"Shut up Lightning!" shouted Zap Apple, smothering her brother in an attempt to silence him "Ah wanna know!"

Grumbling, Lightning inched away from his sister and silenced himself.

"Good lad," assured Applejack with a smile.

"So we went to our close friend Twilight," continued Applejack.

"Do you mean Auntie Twily?!" exclaimed Zap Apple grinning fondly.

This was going to get awkward thought Rainbow privately.

And it did.

Wait I already used that ending...

Hmmmm.

Oh well.

Author's Note

Short chapter this time. Sorry.