Misery Loves Company

by Trenzalor

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Narcotics, Anthro, Main 6, Thriller, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Non-consensual, Sex, Suicide / Self Harm, Profanity, Violence
Length: 7156

all of the important characters (and their families) are psychopaths.

There are many different way that a universe can play out. However, today I'd like to take you on a trip through a world of insanity and nonsense.

In a world were everypony who was important to the world of My Little Pony is violently insane and only they know it, will this rag tag group of friends/enemies be able to stop themselves from killing each other and everypony around them just to save Equestria, over and over and over again? Or will they destroy Equestria in their attempts to destroy each other.

(This story is meant to just be a nonsense story full of insanity, violence, and sex. If you take it too seriously, you might be disappointed. Also, this story contains: death, gore, violence, orgies, incest, rampant drug use, oral sex, musk, swearing, and anthro ponies generally being R rated and up. And that's just the first chapter. Other tags will be added as they're written. All Characters involved in sexual acts are 18+)

(if anyone could make some art for this I'd love to talk. just know that I have no money)

Published 2019-07-15 23:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-15 23:50:01 UTC

Second Verse, Astray from the First

She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both...

"...sun and moon..."

"...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Why do the put this fucking propaganda in our text books?! No wonder we've only just now gotten locomotion. All of our ideas are a few millennia old. I swear, when I run the show, I'll fix everything."

Twilight gets up, puts the book in her bag, and start heading back to the library. As she's walking to the library she starts thinking about what makes her happy.

'And then I'll pluck every feather from her wings, followed by slowly sawing through her horn with a rusty blade. after that I'll get really hard on her. I'll think I'll-'

Just as she was about to continue her train of thought it was interrupted by three particularly annoying ponies. It was Twinkleshine and her friends.

'These morons. They just had to ruin my fun.'

Twinkleshine and her friend all look excited.

"There you are, Twilight! Moon Dancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?"

Twilight just glares at them for a moment. The anger in her eye could topple nations. Twinkleshine and her friends all start cowering out of fear. It's a moment before Twilight finally speaks.

"You three little twats just interrupted my train of thought. Do you have any idea how mad I am?"

clear terror in her movements and her voice, Twinkleshine is the first of them to speak...

"U-uh, w-w-we're sorry T-Twilight. We d-didn't-"

...and the last as Twilight's horn ignites with mage and casts a still quickened implosion spell in the middle of the three of them and watches with a smile on her face and a cheerful glint in her eye as she watches the three ponies scream their last as they're crushed into oblivion. All that's left when the spell is done is a small pebble sized orb containing the flesh of the three ponies as well as their souls. Twilight places the orb in her bag and the continues on her walk.

'I just found a gift for Spike! He's going to be so happy.'

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Soon Twilight reaches the library. Luckily for the town she hadn't added any ponies to the flesh orb on her way to the library. Unbeknownst to her, Spike was waiting for her. The room was filled to the brim with powerful negative energy spells. But once Spike smelled the flesh orb she was carrying he quickly undid all of the spells he had set up. And with not a second to wait as Twilight opens the door and it smacks Spike in the face, sending him flying.

'I swear to my master, one of these days I'll be able to finish what I've started.'

Twilight laughs at Spike's misfortune.

"Oh Spike, you know I love your entertainment but now isn't the time. Wouldn't you know it I just read the funniest thing. In our history books there's this stupid story about how Celestia supposedly defeated an ancient villain known as Nightmare Moon. I've never seen such propaganda."

Spike dusts himself off as he stand up and walks over to Twilight. He holds out his right hand expectantly. Twilight gives him the flesh orb with a smug grin. Spike pops the orb in his mouth and moans at the taste of the blood and flesh and bone in his mouth. The best part of course was the souls of the three ponies inside the orb. To feel them wriggling, trying to escape and reach the afterlife like they still had any kind of hope of escape. It was incredible. It's dinner that's also a show. Spike gleefully swallows the gore ball.

"Three? Must be some occasion. Whelp the deal is still in effect. The Nightmare moon myth is in fact reality."

Upon Spike saying those words Twilight's smile drops fast into an angry frown and she fills with anger.

"Real?! How is this possible?! Celestia was supposed to be the only one I needed to kill! Now I find out she's got a sister who can only be defeated by some stupid artifacts! A genuine super villain! ARGH!!!"

Spike puts a ladder against a bookshelf and pulls out a book. Twilight sees that it's the prophecies book and rips it out of his hands with her magic. The force pulls him off of the ladder and he falls to the ground with a sickening crack of his neck. Twilight just grumbles.

"I know you're trying to cheer me up but I need to find out as much as I can before this new alicorn shows up."

Spike sighs and gets up. He uncracks his neck and walks over to Twilight. She's already found the elements of harmony sections and is now seething mad.

"NOTHING?! The best library in all of Equestria and it has NOTHING! This shitty book is the only thing in this entire library that even mentions the Elements and it just says 'look somewhere else'! I hate this place!"

Just then Twilight has an idea. A wide grin spreads across her face like a plague.

"Spike, I'm going to dictate a note to the princess."

Spike smiles as well. He uses one of his claws to open his belly and takes out a parchment and quill. The hole seals and Spike prepares to be dictated to. Twilight gives an evil chuckle before starting.

"Dear princess Celestia

It has come to my attention that an ancient evil is about to come back to Equestria, the fabled Nightmare moon. Seeing as such a threat is something only you can handle I ask that you see to the threat so as to keep your little ponies safe.

Signed Twilight Sparkle.

There, that should get her right where we want her."

Spike breaths fire on the note and the smoke travels straight to Celestia. Twilight laughs manically as she awaits the reply of the princess. I comes soon and Spike reads it aloud.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle

I thank you for the notification. I had forgotten that it was the anniversary of that event. However, this won't get you out of your job as coordinator of the summer sun celebration. I wont let you become lazy. Why don't you go make some friends."

If it weren't for her intellect, the library would no longer exist on this plane of reality.

"What, does, the, summer sun celebration, have to do, with, ANYTHING?!"*

Spike sighs and shakes his head. He goes to prep the carriage to the middle of nowhere hick town where the celebration. Meanwhile Twilight was taking her anger out an a household she'd been planning on making disappear for a while now. Spike would be eating well tonight.

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It's a very cloudy day as Twilight groans as she and Spike are flown to Ponyville, where the celebration is being held. Her boredom is only rivaled by her hatred for princess Celestia. Spikes sees her like this and sighs.

"I assume our residence doesn't help your mood."

Twilight glares at Spike.

"She's mocking me, I just know it! How could a hick town library possible compare to the Canterlot library?! I hate her so much!"

Spike looks at the surrounding to see how much longer it'll be.

"Twilight, we're almost there. You need to cheer up or else ponies will start suspecting you of something."

Twilight grunts in annoyance and then face face shifts from hateful and annoyed to pleasant and just a little annoyed.

"Is this good?"

Her voice is perkier than before as well. Spike looks it over.

"It's okay but you still don't look like you want to be here. Just work with it, we don't have time to make any adjustment, we're here."

The cart lands in the middle of Ponyville and Twilight and Spike exit the cart in a timely fashion. Twilight walks over to one of the guards with a tiny twisted smile on her face and taps one on the side of the helmet.

"You two got us here on time. I really must thank you."

Twilight whispers something in the guards' ears and a rune appear on each of their foreheads and stars glowing purple. Both guards moan for just a moment as an intense sensation of pleasure rushes through their bodies and into their cocks. They both achieve orgasm in an instant. Two small puddles of cum form under them as they cum on the ground and they blush. They try to hide that they just came as Twilight dawns her facade and catches up to Spike. Unfortunately Twilight wasn't provided with a map so she and Spike are completely lost fairly soon. Twilight sees a pink pony with a straight dark pink mane. She's wearing a pink tank top and yoga pants. Her shoes are pink slippers. Why, Twilight might never know. She stands at 6 feet tall. On the backs of her hands, where the cutie mark resides, are the balloons. One yellow in the middle of two blue ones slightly lower than the yellow one. Her eyes are a light blue. Twilight walks over to her in hopes of trying to get directions to their first visit.

"Um excuse me. Do you know the way to, um..."

Twilight checks the list again to see what they need to get to first.

"...Sweet Apple Acres?"

The pink pony looks at her. She looks Twilight over from head to toe, examining everything she can gather from what she can see of the purple pony. This strange new purple pony with purple slip on shoes, fancy dress pants, a purple casual suit, a purple undershirt, a strange necklace, and a purple main with a strange colored stripe running through it.** This pony who stands at 5 feet 7 inches. This purple pony with deep purple eyes and a cutie mark that looks like a purple 6 pointed star and 6 white six pointed stars. 5 around the purple star and one under it. This pony with a slightly larger than average horn shooting out of her forehead. This pony with a baby dragon walking next to her. A baby dragon! The pink pony gasps loudly, jumps high in the air, and dashes off while still in the air. Twilight and Spike just look confused. Twilight takes a deep breathe to keep from breaking her facade.

"Well that was useless. What an arrogant pony. I wonder how long she'll last."

Spike's stomach growls.

"Hopefully she doesn't last too long."

After Twilight gets directions from another pony she lets Spike finish what remains of them and then starts heading to Sweet Apple Acres. When she gets there she finds a massive expanse of apple trees, the likes of which she's never seen in Equestria before. She walks a little ways in from the gate and sees a large red barn, a sizable farm house, and a very large orange pony. The pony is wearing an informal t-shirt and tight fitting denim jeans. She's wearing brown cowboy boots and a stetson. Her cutie marks are of three apples. The pony kicks a tree and apples fall from the tree into baskets placed around the tree. Twilight sighs and walks over to her.

"Excuse me, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I'm here to inspect-"

This amazonian pony grabs Twilight's hand and not only starts shaking it violently but starts crushing it.

"Well howdy there. You're the inspecter ain't yah? It's a pleasure to have yah here at Sweet Apple Acres. Would you like to sample what we've got to see whether it holds up or not?"

The grip strength of her hand starts putting too much pressure on Twilight's hand. Twilight grunts and pushes a magical electric current into the pony's hand the make her let go. Twilight quickly pulls her hand away and takes a deep breath. Her hand was still throbbing in pain.

"Sure, that would be fine."

Applejack's face sowers a bit but she shrugs and walks over to a triangle which she proceeds to ring as loud as she can.

"SOUP'S ON EVERYPONY!!!"

There's a rumbling and a large ground of ponies rush to the tables, carrying Spike and Twilight with them. Twilight, needless to say, isn't enjoying the ride. The ponies that were carrying her set her down at the table rather hard, to which she grunts in pain, and the move to the side. Applejack walks over to Twilight and wraps her arm around Twilight's shoulder and shoves an apple in her mouth. Twilight starts painfully coughing as Applejack starts to talking.

"Now, let me introduce the Apple family. This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp..."

As they're introduced they put a piece of food onto the table. Applejack takes a deep breath so she doesn't pass out when she's done talking.

"...Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith."

Big Macintosh is a red hulk of a pony with an orange mane. He stand at 8 feet tall and his body seems taught with muscles, probably from years of apple bucking, and he looks like he could throw one of those trees. He's even bigger than her brother. His cutie marks are a cross section of a green apple. He's wearing something very similar to his sister Applejack but his shirt is red and what Applejack has up top he has down below. Apple Bloom is a tiny little pony, though she's still a bit bigger that your average filly. Her fur is yellow and her mane is a bright red. She's wearing blue overall with a red undershirt and green sneakers. she isn't old enough to have a cutie mark yet. Granny is a decrepit excuse for a pony. Her green fur is incredibly baggy and her mane has grayed. She's wearing a fairly standard pepper pot girl outfit.*** Her cutie mark is an apple pie.

"Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests."

Granny Smith wakes up and wearily walks over to the table. Applejack smiles as she watches out out the corner of her eye as Twilight continues to choke on the apple, pretending to watch Granny Smith.

"Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!"

Twilight finally manages the cough up the apple. She shoves Applejack's arm off of herself and stands up.

"Well, I can see that none of the food is tainted. I must be off."

Apple Bloom grabs Twilight's right pants leg.

"Aren't you going to stay for brunch?"

Twilight pushes her to the side.

"I really must be off. Please don't grab my legs."

Twilight leaves with Spike and goes to find someone else to tell here where the next place is. The apple family watches her go and isn't sure what to make of it.

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Twilight and Spike are now looking for Rainbow Dash. Well, Spike is looking. Twilight is still complaining.

"What a bunch of ignorant hicks! To think they have such a lack of decency!"

Twilight sighs and looks back at the list.

"We're looking for a cloud clearer named Rainbow Dash?"

Spike nods. Twilight keeps looking over the list to see is it has any hints to give.

"With all these clouds, she must be quite the slacker."

There's a whistling sound and suddenly a multicolored blur slams full speed into Twilight. A purple field glows around Twilight at the point of impact and Twilight flies into a mud puddle.

"Oh my god, my clothes! What the hell is wrong with you."

She turns to see the multi chromatic offender. She sees a blue pony with blue wings and rainbow hair. She's wearing a white t-shirt, a blue hoodie, surprisingly tight sweat pants, and blue sneakers. Her cutie marks are a cloud shooting a rainbow lightning bolt. She's about 5 foot 4 inch.

"Sorry, I was trying to practice a trick and lost control. Wait, I have an idea."

She rushes off rather fast and returns with a storm cloud. She positions it over Twilight's head and releases all of the water from the cloud. The water completely soaks Twilight and Rainbow Dash laughs.

"Whoops, I may have gone too far."

Twilight was seething at this point. You could feel the anger coming off of her.

"You think?!"

Rainbow has an idea.

"Wait, I know. I give you my patented Rainblow DryTM."

She suddenly starts rushing around Twilight fast enough to create a mini tornado. Twilight grunts as she starts glowing in seemingly random spots. She stops glowing as Rainbow Dash stop spinning around her. Rainbow stands in front of Twilight and bows.

"Now now, no need to thank me."

Then Rainbow looks up at Twilight. He suit has been shredded and doesn't look like it will last long. Rainbow starts laughing as hard as her body will allow. Spike chuckles a little. Twilight on the other hand in grinding her teeth together and looks like she might explode.

"I'm only going to say this once, You're going to pay for this suit, Or I'll have you thrown in the dungeon so fast that a sonic rainboom will explode from your after image."

Rainbow yawns and turns away from Twilight.

"Yeah, sure, once I'm done practicing."

Twilight looks like she's on the brink of blowing her cover.

"Practice? Practice?! PRACTICE?!?!?! What could you think is so important that you'd send yourself to a debtor's prison?!"

Rainbow turns and points to a nearby poster.

"The Wonderbolts!"

Twilight grabs Rainbow by the shirt and pulls her really close.

"Listen to me you moron. Your job is to clear the sky. That's it! If I catch you off duty again then you won't just have to worry about my suit."

She lets go of Rainbow and takes a deep breath. Rainbow pulls back.

"Whoa whoa, okay. Just cool it."

Twilight and Spike start heading to the city hall to check on the decorations. Rainbow flies off to do her job with a less than pleasant look on her face.

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Twilight and Spike enter the city hall. The building is probably the largest in Ponyville. The inside isn't as large but it's still fairly large. The inside was decorated fairly well. At the far end of the room near the stage stood the decorator herself, Rarity. She was wearing a white button up shirt, high heels, and a tight miniskirt. Her fur was white and her mane was a deep purple. A deep hum emanates from Spike but Twilight isn't sure why. Twilight and Spike walk over to her. Twilight is the first to speak after a moment.

"Excuse me?"

Rarity holds up a hand to silence Twilight.

"Just a moment please. I'm the the zone, as it were."

She seems to be sorting through various ribbons. She eventually settles on a candy apple ribbon.

"Ah, just perfect."

Rarity turns to look at Twilight.

"Now, how can I help yo-AHH!"

As Rarity looks over Twilight she sees what a mess she is.

"Oh my goodness! What happened to you?!"

Twilight sighs as she recalls the unpleasant encounter.

"I had a run in with Rainbow Dash. It's not important. I can see the decorations are going well, so I'll just get out of your hair."

Rarity just tsks a couple times.

"Darling, I can't just let you walks around in that condition. Please, come with me. I'll fix up your clothes over at my boutique."

Rarity starts taking Twilight o her boutique.

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Rarity and Twilight were soon at the boutique. Rarity quickly undressed Twilight And she ran to grab some dresses for her to wear while she was fixing up Twilight's suit. Meanwhile spike was getting a nice view of Twilight's ass. He walks over and gives it a solid smack. Before you can say "that was a bad idea" Spike's been decapitated and tossed behind a changing curtain. Rarity comes down as Spikes body grabs his head and puts it back on. She runs Twilight through a few dresses before settling on a wavy dress with lots of, pointy, jems on it. Twilight tries to keeps herself quite about her discomfort as Rarity finishes putting on the dress.

"Alright, this should hold you over while I fix your suit. It'll be back in a jiffy."

Rarity heads upstairs to start works on the suit. Twilight is very clearly not very comfortable.

"This dress must not be finished. I guess I can't ask for too much."

Rarity soon comes back with the suit. it seems good as new. Twilight teleports the dress off of herself and for a brief moment Spike can see that there are small cuts on her skin before she teleports her suit on. Twilight thanks Rarity and she and Spike leave the boutique. As they're walking Twilight feels a sharp pain in her back. She reaches back the and feels something. She pulls on it and out comes a pin.

"What the? she must have forgotten a pin in the suit."

Twilight flicks away the pin. Spike walks closer to her.

"I want her soul."

Twilight seams surprised by this.

"Wait, really? Why do you want her soul."

Spike scowls.

"I'll tell you when I get it. Our agreement still stands."

Twilight keeps walking, but the thought of him wanting a soul stays at the forefront of her thoughts.

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Eventually after a bit of walking, and a rather messy interrogation involving a very hungry Spike, Twilight learns that the final pony she has to talk to lives on the edge of the Everfree forest in a small cottage. Twilight walks along one of the paths out of town and finds the pony's cottage right where the ~~victim~~ pony said it would be. Twilight hears a chorus of tweets and walks over with Spike to investigate. She sees a single pony standing next to a barren tree. On the tree's branches were dozens of birds. The pony herself had a very shy demeanor. She was a pale yellow with a long, flowing pink mane. She was wearing a sweater and a casual miniskirt. However her most obvious feature was her figure. She was so voluptuous that if she were taller she could rival Celestia in sex appeal. Twilight is shocked that a pony who isn't an alicorn could get that big. However she gets over her shock quickly and walks over to the pony.

"Excuse me."

The pony jumps back in fright with an EEP and the bird fly away. The pony looks at where they used to be an starts to pout.

"My birds."

Twilight just groans in annoyance and tries to get back to the reason she came.

"Are you Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy nods as she continues to look at where the birds used to be. Twilight looks there as well.

"I assume those birds are to be the choir at the Summer Sun Celebration?"

Fluttershy nods a third time. Twilight sighs and just keeps going.

"Then I hope your birds will be a bit less scared when their time to perform come."

Fluttershy whistles and the birds come back. Seeing this, Twilight starts too leave. As she does she sigh with relief.

"Well that wasn't as much of a pain as I thought it'd be."

Spike walks with her.

"Now that's a hot piece of ass."

Before Twilight can do anything to Spike for his comment, Fluttershy suddenly barrel through her. Twilight is sent flying into a bush. Fluttershy looks at Spike with awe.

"A baby dragon! I've never met one before! He's sooooo cute!"

Spike gives a smirk and closes the gap between himself and Fluttershy.

"I'm glad you think so. You pretty good looking yourself."

Spike wraps one of his claws around her ass and squeezes. Fluttershy gives an EEP and blushes deeply. Twilight gets up out of the bush and kicks Spike aside. Spike hits a nearby tree with a definite thud. Twilight's voice resonates with a deep anger.

"Listen here. Don't touch me again and maybe I'll consider not killing you and your birds."

Fluttershy flinches away from Twilight and starts looking at the ground. She starts fiddling with her fingers as Twilight grabs Spike starts walking away with a huff. As Twilight walks away, Fluttershy watches and doesn't know what to think about her.

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Twilight fumes as she remembers that she has to spend her time in a pale imitation of a library. As she's doing so, Spike simply observes and chuckles to himself. Twilight's head snaps around and she glares daggers at him. Twilight starts thinking over the day and remembers how Spike has been acting strangely today.

"Spike, is something going wrong with you? You're usually rather stoic but lately you've developed a libido and a sense of humor."

Spike stops his chuckling and holds out his hand expectantly. Twilight sighs and starts rubbing her temples.

"I guess I'll just have to answer that question later."

Twilight and Spike start walking towards the Golden Oaks Library again. As Twilight continues her trek she goes over everything that's she's learned today. So far it seems like there's only one pony is Ponyville with any amount of civility. The rest that she had met were freaks and weirdos. Twilight hopes that she won't have to deal with this for too long. As her and Spike start getting closer to the library, there's a very strange smell coming from the place. Once they get to the door, they start hearing strange sounds coming from inside of the building. Twilight holds a finger up to her mouth and Spike nods in understanding. Twilight uses her magic to scan around for any hostile magical traps. When she doesn't find any she carefully grabs her door handle and starts charging a spell in her other hand.

"On three. One... two... three!"

Twilight swings the door opens suddenly and rushes inside. Spike follows quickly behind with his claws and teeth showing. However they both stop when they see what's actually going on. Twilight's jaw drops and a large grin works its way onto Spike's face. happening right in front of them, in Twilight's new library home, is a massive orgy. Lots of ponies in massive rut piles fucking each other like there's no tomorrow. However looking around the room, there are definitely four parties that seem to have the largest groups. Off in one corner is a group that looks to be headed by Rainbow Dash. There's a coating of white all over them, but only half of it appears to be cum. While most of them are fervently going at it, there are some on the ground, twitching violently and spasming on the floor. In another corner is what looks a lot like Fluttershy. However instead of a pony, she's going at it with a bear. A similar sentiment goes for the rest of her partners. Most of them have an animal involved in their festivities somehow. Some of the ones with predators have large gashes in their flesh. In the middle of the room is Rarity in a suit made of so much leather just looking at it is making Twilight hear squeaking. Around her are a bunch of ponies dressed in a similar fashion, and other ponies that are somehow even more trussed up. There's a loud crack as Rarity strikes a bound pony with a whip, adding a lash to one of many. And finally in the other corner is the Apple family. Not just Applejack, Big Mac, and Granny Smith, but every single pony she was introduced to earlier that morning. Twilight is completely dumbstruck. she has no idea what's going on, but her burning anger quickly starts building into a raging inferno. Heat even starts to build up around her. Spike on the other hand is very excited. A raging foot long erection makes itself evident as Spike walks over to Rarity's parlor and he tries to join in. Twilight then hears a high pitched giggle and she swing around to see who the offending party is. Standing in front of her is a very pink pony with bouncy pink hair. Twilight looks at her hands and sees her balloon cutie mark and remembers her from this morning. Her hair and demeanor were different then, but this is definitely the same pony. She smile and walks with a bounce in her step as she goes over to Twilight. In each of her hands are a single pill, a red one and a blue one.****

"Hey there! It's nice to meet you! I'm Pinkie Pie. Remember me from earlier when I went 'GASP!!!' and then ran away? I did that because I'd neverseenyoubefore,andifI'dneverseenyoubeforethenthatmustmeenyou'renew,andifyou'renewthatmeansyoumustnothaveanyfriendandthatmademesadsoIdecidedtothrowthismassiveorgyforyou.Sowhatdoyouthinkalsodoyouwanttheredpillorthebluepill?"

Twilight takes a second recoil from the massive word vomit that just left Pinkie's mouth. In the second that felt like and eternity, Pinkie shrug and gets much closer to Twilight.

"I guess you could do both as well."

Before Twilight can react, Pinkie puts both of the pills into her mouth and she pulls Twilight into a deep kiss. Twilight can feel Pinkie's tongue invading her mouth and pushing the two strange pills into Twilight's mouth. Pinkie strokes Twilight's throat and she involuntarily swallows the strange pills. Pinkie then breaks the kiss, leaving Twilight even more dumbstruck than before. Her rage reaches a fever pitch and her fair bursts into flames.

"What do you think you're doing!!!"

Pinkie giggles at Twilight's reaction. She gives Twilight's ass a spank before she starts walking away.

"I'm throwing a party. What do you think?"

Twilight is about to say something but suddenly she feels very strange. an intense heat fills her body, while at the same time her mind freezes up and she feels fuzzy. He hair returns to normal and she tries to keep herself on her feet as the world around her starts to spin.

"Damn it. What did she give me?"

Twilight tries to take a step but instead she falls flat on her face. But even though she can feel herself hit the floor, she can't feel any pain from it. She starts trying to crawl along the floor to the back room where she can try to wait out whatever high he's been hit with. As she keeps moving, the heat in her body keeps growing stronger and it especially builds in her now aching groin. A deep need starts filling her being as she feels her pussy start to grow moist. The musk of sex filling the air only serves to make her desire even harder to power through, as every breath fills her lungs with the sweet scent of pleasure. There are so many hunky stallions around and it would be so much fun to just let go and have a good romp in the hay. The strange haze in her mind make thinking about this rationally even harder as the haze settling over her mind clouds her thoughts. However Twilight is able to keep her cool, despite the siren's song of grunts and moans filling the air. She makes it to the door and manages to get inside. Once the door closes the sounds and smells of sex are much more muted than before. Twilight uses this to try and calm herself down. She make another attempt to walk on her own. She struggles up to her feet, using the door to prop herself up. With each shaky step she's able to move closer and closer to the bed. However, once she reaches the bed, she sees something she wasn't expecting. There's a stallion laying buck naked in her bed with a raging eleven inch hard-on. He gives off a husky laugh that sends a shiver down Twilight's spine. His eye burn with desire, and start boring a hole through Twilight's defenses. He's got red fur, and dark crimson eyes, with a fiery orange mane. Just looking at him reminds her of the heat growing in her body. The stallion gets up and starts sensually walking over to Twilight. With every step his cock and massive balls sway side to side hypnotically. Twilight can't looks away from the throbbing member moving ever closer to her. When he reaches Twilight, the stallion reaches his hand down her shirt and squeezes on of Twilight's breasts. Twilight moans loudly and falls to her knees. The pleasure is so much greater than it's ever been. It's almost overwhelming. However now Twilight is face to head with the stallion's cock. She can almost feel each throb echo through her mind. Beads of sweat drip down his cock and a powerful musk radiate from his cock. She then notices that his cock is getting even closer to her mouth. For a moment she thinks that he's moving his cock closer to her mouth, but she soon realizes that she's actually moving closer to his cock on her own. Her mouth opens, almost on its own and she can't stop herself from wrapping her lips around this strange stallion's cock. She relishes in the taste of his cock in her mouth. Her tongue starts running along his cock, savoring the taste of every inch of his member. Twilight can feel one of his hands on the back of her head but she's too focused on sucking his cock to care. The stallion starts pushing Twilight further down onto his cock and Twilight opens up her throat to accommodate the cock spearing her throat on instinct. Soon the stallion is balls deep in her throat. Twilight is able to use this new position to start licking the stallion's balls. They taste just as good as his cock does. The stallion begins to pull out and Twilight is about to try and stop him but he suddenly slams his cock back into her mouth. Twilight moans into his cock and the stallion pulls out and thrusts in again. He keep doing it over and over and as he keeps going he starts picking up speed. as he goes his balls start slapping into Twilight's chin. Twilight is lost is a strange bliss that she's unfamiliar with. She never could have imagined that just being fucked in the throat could bring her so much pleasure. And yet here she is, about to cum just from this stallion she doesn't even know fucking her throat like it was a tight pussy. Twilight's hands reach down into her soaked pants and her fingers quickly find her dripping sex. Her finger rush into her with great urgency and she moans as the need in her body is at least partially filled with her out hand. Suddenly a strange new sensation enters Twilight's mouth. The stallion's thrusts are starting to get ragged and Twilight can taste something coming out of his cock. It's a trickle of a strange liquid. Whatever it is, it tastes amazing. The stallion continues to ram her throat but then suddenly her hilts himself into her and stops there. In an instant, three things happen. First, the stallions floods Twilight's mouth with his thick cum. He sums so much into her then it overflows and spurts allover Twilight's chin and bust. Secondly, the feeling of the stallion cumming in her, as well as that of he own fingers, sends Twilight over the edge as well. Third, the force of the orgasm is so great that it floods Twilight and a massive burst of magic is released from her body. The burst throws the stallion off of her and into a wall. his head hits the wall and there's a sickening crack. The stallion lays there limp as Twilight starts to recover from her orgasm. She looks over at the stallion's dead body and a mile wide smile spreads across her face as she starts to crawl over to him. She starts laughing as she grabs his dead body.

"So sorry about that. But don't worry. You can still help me. I guess I'll get to ask spike that question after all."

Twilight's laugh grows in intensity until she can barely control herself. He crazed laughter echos throughout the entire building, but everyone's too busy with their own business to hear it. Twilight holds a hand over the stallion's body and her hand glows with magic. The stallion's body shudders and soon her begins to implode into himself. The sound of squishing flesh and broken bones fill the air as his body is mashed into a gore ball. Twilight grabs the ball off of the ground and puts it into her pocket. She slowly makes her way over to her bed. Once she there, Twilight lays down and practically passes out.

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Some mornings can be nice, and some mornings can be bad. However, for Twilight in particular, this morning feels like it was crafted by the lord of Tartarus himself. Twilight's head is throbbing like it's about to crack and she feels like she about to die. Twilight tries to lift her head, but there's no way that's happening anytime soon. Twilight groans loudly and tries to roll herself out of her bed. However when her head moves she almost throws up.

"Damn that pink pony. She'll pay for this."

Soon enough Twilight can hear a loud squeak and booming footsteps. She look at whoever's being so loud but she's pretty sure that if she tries her head will explode. Suddenly an all too familiar voice starts laughing so loud that Twilight is sure that her eardrums with burst.

"Wow Twilight. You took last night pretty hard. Too bad you didn't join in."

Twilight groans again. after a moment she's about to work up the effort to actually turn her vocalizations into words. However that's just barely, as all that comes out is mostly just a whisper.

"Spike, stop being so loud."

The booming footsteps start moving closer and soon Spike is standing right over her.

"I'm not being loud. Sheesh, whatever she gave you must have been some strong stuff. I wish I had some."

Spike grabs Twilight's shoulder and rolls her over to face him. When he sees the state that she's in he starts laughing again, though he is a bit quieter. Twilight's eyes are almost completely bloodshot and they're completely unfocused. THere's a large wet stop on the crotch of Twilight's pants, but what's most surprising to spit in what's up top. Twilight's breasts are pulled out of her shirt, and from her mouth to the top of her breasts Twilight appears to be covered in cum. Spike calms his laughing down after a moment.

"I guess you partied after all."

Spike reaches into Twilight's pocket and pulls out the gore ball she made for him. He pops it in his mouth and is quickly finished with it.

"Alright. I think getting you presentable for society takes precedence over answering your previous question."

Twilight groans with as much anger as she can muster. Spike holds his hand over Twilight and some of his magic pours into her. Soon enough Twilight can feel the throbbing in her head calm down a bit and her nausea is under control. Twilight slowly sits up in her bed.

"I'm going to kill that pink pony, even if it's that last thing I do."

Spike wraps an arm around Twilight and helps her up to her feet.

"I know you will. But for now, We need to get you ready to face off against Nightmare Moon."

Twilight uses Spike the get up off of her bed. Right, Nightmare Moon. Twilight remembers that she still has to deal with that. Spike helps Twilight hobble into the bathroom and once she's inside Twilight takes a very thorough shower. Once she's down she teleports a new set of cloths onto her body. Now she looks at least like she just went out drinking a bit instead of being drugged and fucked.

"Alright Spike. Let's get going."

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Luckily getting to the town hall wasn't very hard. It wasn't a long walk and it looked like most of the ponies were already there, so Twilight had a chance to recover as she went along. She cast a couple healing spells on herself and left it at that. Once they arrived at the town hall they walked to the front of the crowd. They occasionally saw one of the other five that they met earlier, but they didn't have time to worry about them now. However when Pinkie walked over to Twilight, she had to stop herself from killing her on the spot. Pinkie starts rambling but Twilight is too focused to care about whatever she's saying. After a while Twilight hears the familiar sound of Fluttershy's bird choir and she looks to the stage that's been set up. A brown pony with a grey mane wearing a very official looking suit and skirt walks up to the podium.

"Mares and gentlecolts. Welcome to the Summer Sun Celebration. We're here to celebrate the thousandth year of princess Celestia's reign over Equestria!"

While all the other ponies cheered, Twilight just quietly seethed to herself. Celestia. It's always about Celestia! That hag! The brown pony continues with her speech once everypony quiets down.

"Now then, to start off the celebration, It's my honor and pleasure to introduce to you, princess Celestia herself!"

The bird choir reaches a pitch and the curtains on the stage open to reveal that the stage is empty. Everypony gasps except for Twilight, Spike, and Pinkie Pie for some reason. The brown mare looks around for a moment.

"Where could she be?"

Pinkie Pie starts rambling again about something having to do with hide and seek. However Twilight knows what's going on. She can feel an enormous mass of magic building right on the stage. Everypony gasps as they see a large blue miasma building on the stage. In a flash of blue, the miasma is replaced by an enormous pitch black Alicorn wearing blue armor with the symbol of the moon emblazoned onto it.

Nightmare Moon.

Author's Note

*it's cute. she thinks Celestia really means it

**what color is her stripe? Is it like neon pink or something?

***Monty Python thing

****kudos to anyone who knows what fictional party I based this on.

Well, that took longer to finished than I'd hoped. I might have even gone a bit over bored. But I'm finally done with this chapter of our romp through a world of insanity. Please give constructive criticism. If this little experiment of mine goes over well then I'll probably write more chapters for it.