Author's Note

Yep, it's official, I've finished my first fanfic. Don't even know why I kept this longer than a single chapter. Just another shitpost fanfic. Sort of got bored with it for this chapter. I also didn't want to write clop, so I ended it here before I got carried away. I may or may not update it in the future.

Death of Narrator-Senpai

The sounds of a moaning mare came from within the doors. Anon let out few grunts and an eventual scream of what I assume to be ecstacy. Really can’t tell. The door is shut and there is only a lit candle in the living room.

Wait, what am I talking about? I’m the near-omnipotent narrator! Door, open sesame seeds!

Inside the house is darker than my sense of humor. No amount of light could escape the void that Anon was inside. I swear the police would beat this room for being as black as it is.

-It’s my fanfic, get used to it. If I wanna add racism, I’mma add racism.-

The only discernible sight was a quick movement in front of the flickering candle flame.

“Wow, you’re pretty good at this! I’ve never felt this good in ages!”

Oh god, the clop is real. I can fucking feel it.

“Well it’s the least I can do, my dear Lyra. After all, I have nowhere to stay tonight.”

Fucking stop iiiiit! Milos, I swear to fucking god!

The sound of a panting green pony comes from near the candle. Fuck this, I’m flicking the lights on.

Oh for the love of all that is holy, why the fuck did I expect anything different.

Anon is sitting still on a couch and is heavily petting Lyra’s belly. Her tongue is draped over her cheek and small bits of steam are coming out of her mouth.

“Narrator-Senpai, you gotta understand that Milos has been fucking with you this entire time. You and whoever is reading this.”

No. Fuck you, fuck this, and most definitely fuck the writer. This is the last straw for this stupid fanfic. First was the fact that it’s Human in Equestria, second was that it has you in it, you green skinned faggot. And now it has clickbait in it. I quit.

A smirk forms on Anon’s lips. “Well good, I don’t want you narrating me anyway. Bye-bye!”

Peace out, muthafuckaaaa!!! I’m free at-

-Well shit, now how am I supposed to finish this fanfic?-

“You could always hire another narrator, Milos. If you want to keep writing this shitfic, that is” said Lyra.

-Nah, fuck it. I’ve kept it up for this long, why would I want to keep writing something that’s not even meant to be serious?-

“Because it gets you views?” Anon replied. Cheeky bastard, pointing out an obvious thing.

-I thought you left, Narrator.-

There’s still words to be written. But yeah, I’m leaving now. Bye for real.

-Well, this was fun while it lasted. Guess this means everyone in this fic will die once I end it. Oh well.-

What?

“Yeah wut?”

“Wait, I don’t want t-”