Going Home

"Well, don't stand around lollygagging, the Mistress mustn't be kept waiting!" Ach'ri'oa exclaimed

The Doors grinded open, revealing four paths.

"Alright! Alicorns and whatever Princess Twilight is carrying on her shoulder to the furthest left path for the library, Pinkie Pie takes the second left for a personal audience with Ach'rd'oa herself, farthest right is for Fluttershy and an explanation for why the Manticores where evicted, and the second right is for me to speak privately with Rarity, Ach'rd'oa needs some new duds, and I need some help becoming more current in my own appearance.

Celestia opens her mouth but Rarity interjects, "Darling, are you asking me to play fashionista to, not only a new species, but an entire city as well?"

"Absolutely Ms. Belle, structural repairs I can do, and while, if I may be so brutally honest, that is all my Mistress cares about, I for one know that as a proper liar I reflect how others view my Mistress and I have no wish to disappoint, also, Ach'rd'oa's cloths wreak of sulfur and whatever weird crap was in Tarturus. I'll be relieved when I can steal those clothes and burn them." The City replied.

Rarity smiled, "You had me at 'brutally honest' darling, I would be overjoyed to perform such a service."

"Ms. Belle, we really shouldn't be split up like this. Ach'rd'oa may in fact be sincere in her intent but we have yet to be assured of this, besides this city is a very dangerous place."

"Only if you come seeking barbecued Calamari, Princess Celestia, besides Pinkie and Fluttershy already left." Ach'ri'oa interrupted.

"What!?" Celestia spun, sure enough the Plump Plotted, Pink Party Pony, and the Shy Canary Coated Hottie had indeed vanished.

Turning back to the Social Climbing, Sex Pot Fashionista, Celestia was greeted with empty space, as the Repressed Purple Book Horse, and the Chocolate Flavored, Coffee Goddess stared back at her blankly.

"Why did neither of you two stop any of them?"

"You never made it an order, dear sister."

"Pinkie, used her Gypsy Magic, and distracted me. Also, I'm Going To Make Friends With Books, DON"T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!"

At Twilight's yell Rainbow Dash fell to the floor. Looking down at the Cyan Object Of Her Subconscious Molestation, Twilight shook her head. "Rainbow this is no time to sleep, we have books to befriend!!!!!"

"They got the latest Daring Doo?" Rainbow groggily asked.

"We don't, but we do have a complete selection devoted to the early Wonderbolts, including a first edition biography of the founder." Ach'ri'oa answered.

Reaching for her toy, Twilight was shocked to discover empty air. "HEY! Rainbow, wait up!!!!!"

"Sorry Princess Twilight, I had no intention of distracting your Portable Booty Call."

"My who said what now? Oh Ach'ri'oa, we're going to be such good friends, I can tell." Pronking after the Speed Addicted Pegasi, Twilight rushed down the hallway, not noticing Luna's giggling or Celestia's twitching eye.

"I swear I was never like that." Celestia remarked.

"No, dear sister, indeed, we remember you never behaved in such a fashion" Luna agreed.

"Thank You Luna, I can always depend on you,"

"Quite, You where ever so much worse." Luna snarked, before struting down the appropriate hallway.

Pinkie wandered down the hallway, noticing the downward slope, she wondered. "Gee, I hope I'm not on my way to be ambushed by an Octopus headed female that hasn't got any sexual release since Celestia was a teenager and decides to use my Plump Pink Plot to satisfy herself." Pinkie giggled. "Wow, I've been masturbating to way to many of those 'special' comics from Neighpon, I mean, what kind of writer puts that kind of thing in the first introduction between two characters, really trying to earn those tags, Huh?" This is about the Plump Pink Plot remark isn't it?

"Yah, Think?" To be fair, I do happen to like bigger females, their a lot more fun. So from me it's more a complement then anything else.

"What about the tentacle thing?" To be fair honey, of all the main six, who is the most likely to have that particular fetish, and at the same time go for a friend with benefits kind of thing with said tentacled beasty? You now, so that it's not straight rape, which gets Ach'rd'oa sent back to Tarturus.

"Point, I just want to meet the girl first, plan her party, establish the relationship, and then get my Pretty Pink Pussy rammed by four mouth tentacles, while her raspy tongue licks my swollen clit. I mean, come on!!!! What kind of Mare do you take me for!?"

"That is amazingly specific, and I take you for a pretty one." A low voice came from behind her.

Pinkie glared at the writer. "You are such a plothole." sighing she continued. "Alright, if your going to do it, make sure to send at least two into my ass, I happen to like anal and most of the stallions around are such Pussies it's like being with a mare anyways, half the time."

"Ms. Pie, although that remark has my mouth watering at the idea of pilfering that lovely Cotton Candy Colored Cunt of yours, I really just wanted to meet you. Right now I need a friend I can talk to more then a Booty Call. As well as a source of cupcakes. Oh, and you're absolutely right the Writer is a complete and total Plothole."

Pinkie blushing, turned, before her stood a much taller being. 7" even, she had a full figure, and wore a loose. low cut gown that allowed freedom of movement, while also showing her assets. Her head, was round, with four tentacles concealing her mouth. Auburn hair cascaded down her shoulders, still damp from it's latest washing. Her hazel eyes sparkled mischievously. Even with the lack of a mouth Pinkie got the impression the Illiithid was smiling.

As Ach'rd'oa's words caught up to the Perpetually Perky Pony, Pinkie's smile widened. "Of Course I will be your friend!!!!! I mean it's what I do! I'm the one everyone likes. As for Cupcakes just tell me your favorite and I will happily provide." The rest of the sentence then hit the Hyperactive Pronking Pony and she giggled, blushing, "Oh thank god! I haven't had anything satisfying in me since Cheese was last in town, now that stallions a freak!!!!!"

Ach'rd'oa smiled back at her new friend, but then got a puzzled look, "Why would anyone ever have a favorite Cupcake?" I don't think I've ever had one I didn't like."

Pinkie's smile got even wider, "Oh Rd this is the beginning of a beautiful Friendship."

Pinkie and Ach'rd began walking farther down the path, each more reassured then ever, that I, indeed, am a complete and total asshole.