FlutterDash Funsies

by PegaStruckByLightning

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Slice of Life, Sex, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Fluttershy, Equestria Girls
Length: 8198

My compilation of many oneshots of Flutters and Dashy being really gay for each other.

A story collection(compilation, not necessarily an anthology) of the world's fastest flyer, capable of creating Sonic Rainbooms, and the world's most gentle mare, giving TLC to animals from cute forest critters to the most marvelous fauna in existence.

I hope I'm not alone in this, but I think they the most perfectest couple ever. #badgrammertomakeapoint

Note: Tags will arrive to accomodate some one shots, and I will put [warning] before their titles just to drive the point across.

Published 2018-04-09 05:30:08 UTC
Last updated 2023-12-17 16:07:47 UTC

Rainy Day Kisses

It was a rainy day in Ponyville, and a cyan Pegasus mare, with her prismatic mane wet due to standing in awe of her weather team’s great job, and the thought of messing with Applejack about her crops, was trotting proudly, carrying apples and daisies in her saddlebags, and carrying her tortoise Tank in one of her wings.

“Oh boy, Tank,” she said happily. “We sure did a rad job with the rain, huh?”

She looked at where she was heading, to the path heading to Everfree Forest, where a cottage filled with forest animals lay, quaint yet warm and cozy. She could also see where she relocated her house, the Cloudominium, from where she is.

“I hope she’d like what I have, Tank,” she said with a gulp.

She reached the cottage, where she wiped her hooves on the mat and gave a knock on the door.

The door opened revealing a cream yellow Pegasus mare, with her long flowing pink mane hiding most of her face.

“Oh, Rainbow Dash,” she said, beaming slightly. “What brings you here--”

She felt a warm and soft pair of lips collide with hers in a quick kiss that took her off guard.

“Oh, my…” she said, turning red. “Give me another please?” she said, taking her mane aside to show both her eyes at the speedster.

Rainbow Dash turned red. “I love you so much,” she said in awe.

They got closer to each other and started to kiss again, several light pecks turning into deeper ones.

Tank tugged on one of Dash’s feathers, signaling his mother to put him down.

Dash pulled out of her kisses with Fluttershy to briefly place the tortoise down on the floor. She then playfully tackled her love, grabbing her as she hovered towards the couch. Fluttershy lay down on the couch with open hooves, beckoning for her mare to get close to her.

Rainbow Dash wanted to melt in her marefriend’s hooves, as she carefully landed on top of Fluttershy, their bodies close together, and their muzzles up close to one another. The prismatic mare stared lovingly into her dear’s clear, blue eyes, and captured the lips of the shy mare once again.

Fluttershy felt her heart soar when Rainbow Dash’s tongue poked at her lips, giving entrance. Their kiss grew deeper, tongues dancing with each other as the timid mare felt her cheeks burn with her blushing. She could feel her mate’s breaths brush her hair, and her heart could swoon if she could.

Rainbow Dash unfurled her wings, her tips brushing against Fluttershy’s wing limbs, gently tracing through her covert feathers one by one. This sent shivers up Fluttershy’s spine, and she broke the kiss, gasping for air.

“Rain… bow… Dash…” she said in between breaths. “You know… I’m ticklish… there…”

Dash grinned. She whispered into Flutters’ ear, “I wanna hear you giggle, babe.”

Fluttershy cooed, “Mmm, I just wanna hold this gorgeous mare on top of me for forever…”

Dash rolled her eyes, smirking. She littered Fluttershy with kisses, from her ear to her cheek, trying to coax a giggle from the terrestrial Pegasus mare.

Fluttershy pulled Rainbow’s muzzle to hers, saying “Shhh, you. You, nibbly wibbly little mare, you.”

Rainbow Dash rubbed her muzzle gently against Fluttershy’s. “I… love… you… so much…” she whispered, and kissed Fluttershy, tasting her soft lips once more.

The moment was tender, and sweet.

Until seven carrots were thrown at the kissing mares.

“Hey, squirt! What was that about?” Dash shouted.

There stood the culprit, Angel the cross-looking white bunny, thumping his foot on the ground, with Tank trying to pull him away.

Fluttershy looked at Rainbow Dash, gave her a kiss, and said, “I’ll handle this,” with a squee.

Dash flapped her wings, flying above the couch to give Fluttershy some room. Fluttershy looked at Angel, cross but concerned.

“Angel Bunny,” she started. “What’s the meaning of you throwing carrots at me and Rainbow Dash?”

Angel grumpily pointed at the clock, thumping his foot.

“Angel Bunny, you know it’s your last slice.” Fluttershy said.

Angel’s stare didn’t flinch.

Fluttershy sighed, walking to the kitchen. “Now don’t say I didn’t tell you, so don’t go looking for cake because you know you finished it, okay?”

Angel sighed, knowing well that Fluttershy won’t be buying him his favorite carrot cake until Sunday, as Pinkie and the Cakes stick to their daily specials schedule religiously.

Rainbow Dash looked at Tank, still hanging on Angel’s ear.

“Alright, tough guy, let go of the squirt.” Dash said, smiling.

She picked up the shelled reptile and rested him onto the couch. He looked at Rainbow and blinked. “I know, he’s more stubborn lately, though.”

Blink.

“You’re right.” Rainbow sighed. “He’d be much worse if Flutters and I are living together.”

Fluttershy heard Rainbow mention the idea of them living together, and her wings perked up.

“Oh, my…” Fluttershy thought as she placed the cake into Angel’s bowl.

Angel rushed to the bowl, not noticing Fluttershy deep in her imagination. Her mind raced around the thoughts of her and Dashy, in one afternoon, Dash discovering her and she doing the same.

Her thoughts getting steamier, her and her darling Dashy getting busier, not to mention the thought of their eyes locking on to each other, as they both—

Next thing she knew, she was on the floor, with Rainbow Dash wiping her head with a damp towel.

“Woah, you okay?” she asked, looking worried. “You kinda turned really really red, like Big Mac red. Then you fell down on the floor and--”

She got cut off by a sudden kiss from Fluttershy.

“You were thinking about me, weren’t you?” she asked.

Fluttershy nodded. “I was just thinking… of you… and me… you know…”

Rainbow Dash turned red. She looked away and asked, “Doing… stuff?”

Fluttershy nodded.

“The baby making stuff?” Dash asked, blushing more

“We’re both mares…” Fluttershy replied, blushing too, however her mind told her, “We have Twilight…”

“Wanna try?” Dash asked.

“Tonight?” Fluttershy asked back.

Author's Note

My first try at a collection of fics all about the cute Gay-gasi from Cloudsdale, and I will be adding appropriate warnings for some of the future fics, if they have stuff that's unsafe for work.

Anyways, drop a like and some comments(seriously, I haven't written any MLP fics in a long while, I feel like I'm very rusty)

Offering Scootaloo Advice

Author's Note

Annndddddd, I don't know what I was doing with this, but I wanted to attempt a take on Scootaloo's "eww, mushy stuff" reaction to Dashie and Flutters.

Also, they're aged up, with the CMC being close to the age brackets of the Mane 6 [well, what age they're in during S02]

Enjoy nonetheless!

Offering Scootaloo Advice

Scootaloo trotted up to where she saw Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, underneath a tree, the former feeding her pet tortoise Tank while the latter watching over her pet bunny Angel as he approached a group of does.

The orange mare had a mischievous grin growing on her face as she realized what she could do: prank her honorary big sister and her marefriend. So she sneaked up to the tree behind the two older mares and waited patiently.

Fluttershy called out to Angel. “Angel bunny, be careful!”

“Relax, babe,” Rainbow Dash said, softly patting her wing on Fluttershy’s back as she continued doting on her bunny. “He’s fine, if not lonely and pining for a mate of his own.” Rainbow Dash got confused. “We’re not making him jealous, are we?”

“Dashie, he’s a rabbit,” Fluttershy replied. “You know what ‘breed like rabbits’ means, right?”

Rainbow Dash turned red. “It’s a good thing we’re horses…” She shook it off, adding “Well, who knows, maybe he’s rusty with the stuff, you know?”

“It’s not about that,” Fluttershy sighed. “I think those aren’t rabbits.”

“But they look like long-eared rats--”

“They could be hares,” Fluttershy said. “Hares have wider ears, and they don’t dig burrows, but what I’m worried is that if they are hares, and that there’s a male around.”

One of the does called out, and Fluttershy’s concerns were true, those were hares, and that there was a nearby male. The male approached Angel, looked at the smaller rabbit, and snickered at him.

“Uh oh, he’s gonna get creamed.” Rainbow Dash gulped.

“I bet you’re talking about Angel, but I’m worried about the--”

Thump. The male hare was hit with a bucket out of nowhere. He hissed at Angel, who bounced off laughing at the hares.

“Oh crap.” Rainbow Dash said.

Fluttershy trotted towards Angel and took the bucket. “Angel bunny! Where on Equestria did you get this?”

Angel pointed at where the cottage was.

“Is this the chicken feed bucket?” Fluttershy asked. Angel nodded.

“Go back to the tree.” Fluttershy sternly said. Angel tried to squeak out a complaint but Fluttershy tapped her hoof on the ground. Angel knew not to get his owner mad, because that will lead to no cake for a week or two. So he ran back to the tree.

Fluttershy walked over to the hare who was trying to touch his head. He got a bump from the hit that Angel delivered, courtesy of the spoiled rabbit’s tendency to pull things out of nowhere to use as a weapon.

She calmly approached the hare, and took out from her saddlebag a small lump of ice. “It’s okay, Mr. Hare, this will not hurt much.” She gently applied pressure on the bump with the ice, which stung the hare at first, but then soothed the pain.

Rainbow Dash looked at the frustrated rabbit and sighed. She flicked Angel’s ear, and got his attention, and said “Yo, I know where you--”

“Kablam!”

Scootaloo’s scream was enough to startle Angel, who scurried away to a returning Fluttershy, and Tank, who stopped eating the lettuce Rainbow fed him and hid inside his shell.

However, her main target, Rainbow Dash, looked at the younger mare who was wearing a makeshift leaf mane, with zero signs of being fazed.

“Nothing?” Scootaloo squeaked.

“Nope.” Rainbow Dash said. “But good thing my Flutter-butter isn’t here. You could have done something to her, but I’m not going to like that.”

Scootaloo removed her leaf mane and smiled. “You look awesome today, like more awesome than usual--”

“Alright, what do you want, Scoot?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“I want you and Fluttershy to uh,” Scootaloo said, taking out an envelope. “My aunts are busy then, so I wanted you two to take their place.”

Rainbow Dash took the letter. She read the contents and her jaw dropped. “Oh, Flutters!”

“Coming Rainy-snuggles!” Fluttershy said, walking to sit beside Rainbow Dash. Angel followed her, looking at Scootaloo with an angry expression in his adorable rabbit face.

“What’s this?” Fluttershy asked. Her eyes widened.

“Scootaloo!” Fluttershy exclaimed. “You got drafted to Night Guard!”

“Yep!” Scootaloo boasted proudly, unfurling her bat wings. “I was surprised Princess Luna caught wind of what happened back when us Crusaders were helping Twilight with her usual ideas. Well, surprised she didn’t get mad at either Twilight or us, that is.”

“That Princess Luna knows us through our dreams,” Rainbow Dash said. “But it’s amazing she considered how your new wings would change your flying strength. After all, you improved almost as much as Flutters did when we siphoned the water to Cloudsdale…” she said, nuzzling her other half.

“Oh, Dashie, you knew you couldn’t do it without me…” Fluttershy said back, nibbling Rainbow’s ear.

“Eugh, not now,” Scootaloo said, sticking her tongue out. “But back to the question: are you willing to take my aunts' place in the induction ceremony? Provided I ace the training, of course.”

“Sure, squirt.” Rainbow Dash said, ruffling Scootaloo’s hair. “Plus, we could fool those wig-wearing kooks at Canterlot, me and Flutters being your moms and all,” she added with a mischievous laugh.

“Dashie, are you going to exploit the family discount offers?” Fluttershy asked suspiciously.

“What? Donut Joe’s is the only place we can afford eating in, and he’s still mad about last time when Applejack and I had a doughnut eating race.” Rainbow Dash retorted. “Plus, you remember the last time we tried a fancy restaurant? The servings were as big as the amount of cat food that Rarity gives to Opal…” she paused, looking for signs of the fashionista’s cat. Opal for some reason hated Rainbow Dash. “That cat…”

“Rainbow, give her a chance.” Fluttershy said, trying to hush the other mare’s badmouthing of Rarity’s cat.

“Uh, Flutters?” Scootaloo said, interrupting. “Last time we pet-sat Opal, we had to go to you for help.”

“But you Crusaders couldn’t even take care of Tank…” Rainbow said, deadpan. “And he only eats once a week…” She turned to Tank, who finished his food, and picked him up. “Well, he eats like a fat snake when he eats…”

“Anyway, Scootaloo…” Fluttershy said, changing the subject. “How’s that thing you wanted to do with Sweetie Belle?”

Scootaloo turned red. “I still don’t know how to tell her, and she’s moving to Canterlot to start rehearsing with that cello mare and her friends, I don’t wanna end up freaking her out at such a big moment for her…”

“Oh dear,” Fluttershy said, “Sweetie is your friend, she would understand.”

“Plus, you have an edge over these dunderhead colts in Ponyville.” Rainbow Dash added. “Other than being a mare who knows what makes mares tick…”

“Rainbow…” Scoots said impatiently.

“You’re her friend and she knows you.” Rainbow said. “But that’s also a potential speed bump. Because that’s what made Flutters scared to ask me out.”

“You’re going to have to make the jump, Scootaloo.” Fluttershy said. “And also get used to the things you call mushy. You look like Rainbow when she started noticing Rarity and Applejack nuzzling each other, heeheehee.”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Flutters, c’mon. You’re making me look less cool.”

“I think you’re cool no matter what.” Fluttershy said, nuzzling the daredevil.

“Eugh, alright, alright.” Scootaloo said, taking off. “I’ll ask her out…”

[EQG] Sundaes, Or: Pinkie Needs To Chill

Author's Note

Hello, I managed to stumble upon this short while rummaging through the fragments I had lying around in the form of doc format files

I polished it up and edited it so it would be nice as a oneshot. The FlutterDash is mild in this one, I apologize. Pinkie should too, for making them clam up more than supposedly.

[EQG] Sundaes, Or: Pinkie Needs To Chill

“Umm…” Fluttershy asked. “Rainbow? Aaaah~”

Fluttershy took a scoop out of her strawberry sundae and pointed the spoon to Rainbow.

“Umm, okay.” Rainbow replied, opening her mouth to eat the spoonful.

Rainbow’s eyes widened, tasting Fluttershy’s favorite toppings, from dried rice and sprinkles to cookie crumbs and jelly beans. “Boy, those cookies Pinkie baked are amazing.”

Rainbow looked at Fluttershy and took a scoop of her cookies and cream sundae and pointed the spoon at Fluttershy. “Aaaaah~”

Fluttershy ate the spoonful, tasting the simplistic but familiar marshmallows, Skittles bits and fudge that Dash took a liking to. “Yummy…”

Pinkie looked on to the two childhood friends sharing their sundaes. “Oh boy, do you see what I’m seeing, Rarity?”

Rarity nodded as she cooed in admiration, “Why of course, Pinkie Pie dear. Our shy beast lover and our resident football star, who’d have thought~”

“Rares…” Applejack said. “I thought we’re gonna watch the Crusaders together…” she added as she waved three alarm sensors around.

“Wait, why are they wearing those alarm bracelets again?” Sunset asked, taking notice off of her copy of Primus Shrugged, a book rumored to be translated from the runes of a giant machine. “The ones that blare out deafening alarms once they move far away enough from those things you’re holding?”

“Because of what they did last Friday,” Rarity sighed, giving Sunset a photo of the school’s hallways painted messily. “They were supposed to paint the backdrop for the upcoming grade school play…”

Sunset looked towards the culprits in question, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle, sitting down and looking annoyed. “Well, they’re off the things during school hours, right?”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t make miss Cheerilee feel better,” Applejack answered. “If it weren’t for her, their punishments wouldn’t be limited to this. Hear that, girls? You owe miss Cheerilee a big deal!”

“Yes, Applejack(Big Sis).” The three said in unison, looking more down in the dumps now than annoyed.

“I sure feel bad for those three, Rainbow.” Fluttershy said as she ate some of her sundae.

“They did paint the halls with whatever the heck they painted…” Rainbow added, taking a taste of hers as well. “Although, the teacher who busted them is infamous for giving severe punishments for the tiniest thing.”

“Um, Dashie?” Fluttershy asked, holding out her last scoop.

Rainbow closed her eyes and opened her mouth, taking in the scoop of strawberry sundae.

She then took her last scoop of her ice cream and gave it to Fluttershy. The shy girl ate the scoop Rainbow offered, and she delightfully moaned, “Mmmm~!”

The two ice-cream-eating girls shared a momentary gaze. Their faces moving closer to each other.

Only for Pinkie to completely ruin the mood with a party popper.

“Three cheers for the cutest love story ever!” she exclaimed.

Rainbow and Fluttershy then turned away from each other, with a swath of red dominating their cheeks.

“Pinkie.” Sunset said, flipping through a page of her book. “You’re making them nervous.”

“Nonsense!” Pinkie said as she ate one box of her intended ultra-sugary chocolate chip chocolate cookies too many, which made her jackhammer-motion instead of walk. “T-h-e-y-’-r-e g-o-n-n-a b-e f-i-n-e--”

To which, Rarity and Applejack took her and dragged her off. “That’s it, you!” Rarity huffed. “We’re taking you to your sister!”

“Her geode treatment ought ‘a sober ya up!” Applejack added. As they hauled the pink menace off to Maud’s group, the orchard girl took notice of Twilight arriving with a pile of books in her hands, and another pile of books in a wheelbarrow pulled by her puppy Spike. “Hey, Twi! Mind if ya watch the three Crusaders before they done do somethin’ stupid? Thanks!”

The bookish girl could only nod in surprise. She then held onto her pile of books and walked to where the Crusaders were.

“Hello, girls!” Twilight said, as she pushed her glasses back in place. “So sorry, your sisters had to bring Pinkie Pie to her sister, long story.” She then opened the first book in her smaller pile, titled A Spring To Remember: The Origins of Spring Theory and searched for the bookmarked page.

“Yep this will be a bad idea…” Rainbow Dash sighed. “Ayo Twilight, give us those alarm things, me and Flutters are gonna watch the squirts!”

The bookworm then wordlessly handed the two dessert-eating girls the alarms for the Crusaders’ bracelets and headed back to her bookpile, which Spike decided to use as a bed while staring at Twilight with sad eyes. “Okay… you can go on my lap…”

After Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy finished their sundaes, they went and accompanied the pouting Crusaders, to try and cheer them up.

“Alright, squirts,” Rainbow Dash said, sitting down with them. “You want to talk about what happened?”

“You have to tell us the truth, ok girls?” Fluttershy added, sitting right beside Rainbow Dash who wrapped her arm around the pinkette. “That way, we can clarify to your teacher, Miss Cherilee, so she can help you.”

Sunset looked on to the two girls with the Crusaders and smiled. “Sure hope those two can just pony up to each other…” she mused.

[Warning: Clop] My Vampirism Isn't Just About Blood

Author's Note

Pre-emptive Warnings:
Sex, Transformation, Futanari, Corny Dialogue,

Possibly the first ever clop I have made, if someone thinks this merits being filed into the clopfic category, let me know

Special Thanks to the fine folks at the FlutterDash Fan Club server, I managed to glean a prompt for an interesting one-shot to add to this anthology-ish-thing.

Side-note, I done goofed in one of the one-shots by misspelling "Dashie" but I am not going to change it, and let it serve as one monument to my sins, a reminder of the cringe I attempted...

[Warning: Clop] My Vampirism Isn't Just About Blood

“Hoh boy, this will be weird.” Rainbow Dash said to herself nervously. “Then again, Twilight wasn’t fazed when I mentioned it was Applejack and Rarity I heard it from…”

She stared at the flask Twilight gave her, which had a note attached. “This concentration will only give you a… Phallus?… for one full day…” She scratched her head with her hoof in confusion. “I told her to give me a dick potion like what Applejack and Rarity did, what the hay is a phallus…” She continued reading, “This is only enough for one pony-- aw nuts, I wanted to try the simultaneous thing, stupid Rares and AJ and their whole ‘ooh we can knock each other up mah honeybun’ thing, and getting me mildly jealous… Nope nope, this is for Flutters. I want to rock her world, her rocking mine can wait.”

The tomboyish flier then looked out her window and noticed the sky starting to yellow, and the Sun slowly descending westward. “She’s gonna be home soon, I gotta go!” Rainbow Dash boxed the potion back up, and placed it in her saddlebag, which also had an empty jar for catching fireflies, since Fluttershy does not like candles, let alone bonfires, thanks to the recent Everfree forest fire that resulted in many forest animals living in her cottage for emergency shelter, with Rainbow Dash recalling how heartbroken she felt listening to the displaced critters. She also picked up her shelled companion, Tank, and securing him to his gyrocopter. “‘It’S a PrOpElLeR’, nah Twilight, gyrocopter sounds cooler, right Tank?” she said. The tortoise smiled and nodded slowly. “I’m gonna have to drop you off at Sugarcube Corner, is that ok, bud? Let’s go!” She switched on Tank’s gyrocopter, and they both flew to Sugarcube Corner.

After asking for help from the Cakes to prevent Pinkie from feeding Tank too much sugar, she waved her wing goodbye to the ponies of the Corner, before flying to Everfree cottage.

The speedy mare made it to the cottage, but before entering, she checked for some fireflies dancing in the slowly darkening air. “Hey, little guys, I gotta favor to ask. I kinda wanna do something nice for my best pal and I need your help, could you stay in this jar for a while? Knowing her she’s gonna open it up as soon as she sees it anyway,” she said to the group of fireflies. Some agreed and flew into the open jar Rainbow held in her wing. “Thanks.”

She then entered the cottage, and prepared what she planned for Fluttershy. After a sigh of relief, she was taken by surprise, from Angel Bunny kicking her shin. After looking at the angry rabbit, who pointed at the cupboard, Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, slice of carrot cake…” She prepared the slice for the rabbit who then took the plate and scampered towards the outside rabbit warrens. “Seems like he also wants to try his--”
Suddenly the front door swung open, with Fluttershy struggling to stand straight. “Haaa… Haaa… Need… Feed…”

“Flutters!” Rainbow Dash said, giving the canary mare a hug. “Come on, take a seat. I got something for you, I hope you like it.” She said, ushering the normally shy pony with her wing. The speedster then prepared the radish-and-cucumber salad, and cantaloupe juice that she had made. She also downed fully the, as she preferred to call it, ‘Twilight’s Special Dick Potion’ and then hurriedly brought the dinner to where Fluttershy sat.

Fluttershy, looking at Rainbow with a pleading and hungry look, hissed “Thanks, Dashie,” and started eating her share, which amused Rainbow Dash, she barely encountered her oldest friend foregoing table manners. “By the way, I opened the jar with fireflies in,” Fluttershy added. “If you don’t mind…”

“Flutters, it’s alright,” Rainbow Dash said with a nervous smile. “Not gonna lie, I didn’t know the fireflies would accept so I asked them, I don’t have much in the critter skills as you do, but I think they knew it was for you so…”

“Aww…” Fluttershy cooed. Rainbow didn’t notice it right away but Fluttershy’s voice was raspy, and her complexion looks paler, her coat looking less canary and more akin to a light beige. What got Rainbow worried and anxious was seeing Fluttershy’s eyes, which unlike the cyan that matched the speedster’s fur coat, they were red, like part of her prismatic mane. She gulped in her nerve, and took a sip of the cantaloupe juice to get rid of some parch in her throat.

“Flutters?” she asked.

The animal caretaker then pounced at her, unfurling a more vespertilline set of wings. “Yesss?” she cooed in hunger. “My Dashie, I could only ask you this favo—uooohhhh!!”

The vampiric mare felt a hard and stiff mass rubbing on her nethers. She peeked at herself only to see a blue girthy member sprouting from the mare she had pinned down. She looked at Rainbow Dash’s face in surprise. “Didn’t know you were that excited to see my batty form, hmm?”

“Heheh,” the daredevil chucked nervously. “Surprise?”

“Well looks like we both stand to gain something…” Fluttershy said, easing Rainbow Dash’s tip to her vulva. “Twilight found research on vampirism, and apparently, a way to quell its effects…” She moved closer to her friend’s ear, and whispered. “Is through sex…”

Rainbow Dash’s ears flickered, and then she dove in to kiss Fluttershy, taking the vampiress by surprise. They instantly melted into their sudden make-out session, their forelegs wrapping around the other. Cheeks reddening, eyes rolling upwards, and Fluttershy’s fangs sending a tingling sensation to Rainbow Dash’s tongue as the two mares sloshed their tongues around in their mouths as they deepened their kiss. It may have lasted one minute, or two, or even ten, but to either of them, it felt like an eternity and an instant, in the most paradoxical sense. They broke apart after the speedster needing to breathe, her stamina normally eclipsing the animal lover, but in this case, the vampirism turned the tables.

“You better… Remember all of this…” Rainbow Dash said. “Cuz I can’t take it anymore, I want to dick you down hard, make you mine…” She mustered her strength to flip themselves over, putting herself on top of the fanged menacing beauty. “Even after you revert back, we…” she moved in to whisper to the batpony, “are… gonna fuck the hardest ever…”

Fluttershy then pulled at Rainbow Dash, placing her muzzle right in front of hers. She looked hungrily and pleadingly at the shaft-having flier, and pouted. “Aww, but I was hoping you would make me your batty bride, so we can—uooohhhgg!”

She moaned in pure lust, as she felt a mass enter her vagina, and rest itself as if to kiss her cervix. She looked at her mate and asked as she panted hard, “You… Didn’t… Wait…” She then pouted again, looking aside with a blush. “I had more dirty talk in plan…”

“Flutters... I can’t help it…” Dash said between gasps for breath, as her overpowering Fluttershy and sudden insertion of her new penile part into the vampiress’ flower, drained more energy from her than she expected. “You better… Remember… Cuz… You called… yourself… my batty bride… so now I expect us to be…

“One!!”

Rainbow started thrusting her hips hard, as she and Fluttershy pressed their bodies tightly together, forelegs and wings wrapped snugly, as they gazed into each other’s eyes, sharing kisses as they mated intensely with each other, with every thrust sending shivers of love and lust into both Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

“Oh, Luna! Mmmph!”

“Hnnggg, mmyea!”

“Give it all to me!”

“That’s the plan!”

Hours have passed, and they kept at it, switching positions here and there, and at one or two sessions, losing their voices, resorting to communicating with heavy breathing, locked gazes, and liplock.

They then went back to the position they started, a passionate wing-wrapped matingpress, this time with hours and hours of each other’s sweat permeating the room.

“I won’t forget this!”

“I’ll remind you!!”

“You’re my stud!”

“And you’re my broodmare!”

And with a final thrust, Rainbow let out her load, screaming in delight and passion, accompanied by Fluttershy’s own climactic scream.

They gazed into each other’s eyes, breathing heavily in fatigue, their lack of energy making them pass out.

The sun glimmered through the living room windows, shining light onto a scene of what can only be described as a carnal mess, with the two ponies responsible lying asleep on the floor, despite the couch being right beside them. The yellow mare woke up from the sunbeams hitting her eyelids, and she stirred herself to consciousness, seeing her living room in the mess that it is, a blue mare whose legs are wrapped around her, with hers reciprocating the embrace, and something she could only feel as snugly jammed into her nethers.

Fluttershy nuzzled the sleeping speedster, even giving her a light peck on the nose. It seemed to have little effect, so she licked the blue mare’s lips, poking her tongue in.

“mm?” said Rainbow Dash, being stirred awake. Her eyes open, startled Fluttershy who backed her head away.

“Uhh-umm Rainbow, you’re awake!” Fluttershy stammered.

“You’re back to not having fangs…” Rainbow Dash cooed. “And-- oh shit.”

“Dashie. Language.” Fluttershy said with a pout.

“Sorry,” Rainbow said sheepishly. “But uhh… We overdid it last night, methinks…”

“That we did,” Fluttershy nodded in agreement. “I’m just hazy with the details,” she said while batting her eyelashes at Rainbow, feigning away from eye contact.

“Well if me being inside you doesn’t jog your memory, then what about this?” Rainbow asked, as she captured the timid pony’s lips with her own. A quick kiss, but long enough for Fluttershy to mewl and savor the daredevil’s taste.

“Oh my…” Fluttershy answered, her cheeks turning pink. “I’ve got just one regret, though… Well, three words, that is.”

“Hm?” Rainbow Dash hummed in anticipation.

“I wish I told you last night, but,” Fluttershy said with a gulp. “I love you.”

“I love you too...” Rainbow Dash added instantly. “But on the bright side, we didn’t risk forgetting such confessions after passing out. Considering we never really need to tell each other that...”

“We do just show each other how we feel... and...” Fluttershy hummed, diving her muzzle into Rainbow’s fur. “Mmm... our scents blended together, how long did we go at it?”

“I lost track after the second one…” Rainbow Dash answered, her nose buried into Fluttershy’s mane.

“Dashie…” Fluttershy cooed. “Don’t pull out just yet, I felt you trying… By the way, did you ask Twilight if the potion is fully fertile?”

“Oh crap,” Rainbow Dash realized she hasn’t. “Oh crap, Flutters, what if its—mmmf?”

Fluttershy cut Rainbow Dash off with a kiss. “I’m safe, my love. Also, all of it was used up to quell the vampirism. But…” she closed in for a whisper. “if you wanna try, let me know…”

“Oooo…” Rainbow Dash hummed in low-key excitement. “I heard something that AJ and Rares were so eager to try...”

Cider Does Help

It was a bustling day in Ponyville, for a special week is taking place at the moment. The eagerly-awaited Apple Cider Season has once again, arrived.

In the long line, two Pegasus mares, with visible eyebags, anxiously waited. The blue mare, Rainbow Dash, stayed up all night pacing around in impatience. The yellow mare, Fluttershy, spent all night taking care of raccoons suffering from nausea. They both got up early to wait in line for some cider, bits in hand.

“Thanks for allowing Tank to stay at your place, Flutters,” Rainbow Dash said to Fluttershy, startling the latter.

“Eep!” Fluttershy squeaked. “Oh, uh, don’t fret, Dashie, sorry I’m so jumpy right now, I’m still worried about those raccoons…”

“If you want, I can help you,” Rainbow replied, draping her wing over the animal lover. “Wow, the line’s moving fast this year.” she noticed, as both of them cantered in lockstep to keep up with the line movement.

After an hour and a half, they made it to the front, where Apple Bloom was watching the stall while Applejack and Big Macintosh were bringing in another barrel.

“Howdy Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy!” Apple Bloom said with a wave. “Normally mah sis is s’posed ta be here but--” She then pointed at her older siblings, specifically at Big Mac, who’s hind leg was wrapped with a splint. “Big brother tore a ligmin after slippin’ up on applebuckin’…”

“For the bajillionth time, Apple Bloom, it’s pronounced ligament!” Applejack said, getting annoyed at Apple Bloom, who was at that point teasing Applejack with her mispronouncings.

“You sure you don’t need more help, AJ?” Rainbow asked. “I can ask some of the weather ponies to--”

“Nah, no need, Rainbow,” Applejack said, brushing her hoof at Rainbow. “I only needed ‘ta help Big Mac cuz those guys needed ta be shown how proper barrel haulin’ is.”

Behind them, a few Earth ponies were trying to bring the next barrel in the way the Apple Siblings did, with visible signs of struggling.

“They don’t build ya whippersnappers like they used to!” shouted Granny Smith, who was now coaching the Earth ponies, albeit in a harsher manner than Applejack did.

“Wow.” Fluttershy said.

“So, the two of us will be getting some cider,” Rainbow added, her wing bringing in Fluttershy closer. She then produced a small bag filled with bits. “Included is for the uhh…” She pointed at the remnant of what used to be bales of hay, beside a broken fence.

“I was gonna jokingly charge extra, but its as everypony says, ‘Rainbow Dash really got yer back’.” Applejack said with a chuckle. “Here ya go, a mug worth for the two of ya!”

“Thanks, AJ!” the two pegasi said, before heading back to the cottage near Everfree.

Rainbow took a sip from her mug of cider, and smacked her lips. “Aah! Apple Family Cider can’t be beat!”

“Mhm,” Fluttershy nodded, with a moustache of bubbles on her muzzle. She also took a sip.

The two of them made it back to the cottage, where Fluttershy opened the door as Rainbow held their mugs. “Angel Bunny, I’m back!” she hollered.

“I’m back too, Tank!” Rainbow added on.

They entered the living room to a surprising sight, Angel coaching the raccoons, who were exercising.

“Woah, looks like they’re all better now!” Rainbow mused, putting their mugs of cider in the dining room.

“I’ll be checking them nonetheless…” Fluttershy squeaked, bringing out a thermometer for the raccoons.

“Hmm…” She said, checking their temperatures, and holding a hoof to their heads. “They really are better now… Hmm? Tank?”

She looked at Rainbow’s tortoise, who pointed at a pile of rags looking like they were pushed aside.

Angel joined in, gesturing to his stomach and covering his mouth. “It was something they ate?” Fluttershy guessed.
The two pets nodded.

“Well, that solves it,” Rainbow said, carrying a mop. “Let’s take care of that mess.”

The two mares quickly cleaned up the place where the raccoons threw up, with Rainbow putting the rags in a basin full of soapy water, and Fluttershy wiping the raccoons clean before bidding them farewell.

Then they both found themselves collapsing on the couch. “My sleepless night is catching up to me…” Rainbow groaned.

“Me too…” Fluttershy hummed. “Let’s drink our cider first…”

The two mares headed to the dining room, then they took their mugs and drank the cider in them.

“I’llreturn thosemugs to AJ tomorrow…” Rainbow slurred. “Flutters, cansleep over?”

“Mmm…” Fluttershy slurred back. “Angelbunny please close up...”

The two mares then stumbled upstairs to Fluttershy’s bedroom, where they then fell onto the bed, and embraced each other.

“Mmm, Dashie…” Fluttershy cooed, nuzzling Rainbow in her neck.

“Flutters…” Rainbow moaned, her hooves getting hold of Fluttershy’s flank.

The two mares then fell to slumber, embraced by the other, with flushed cheeks.

Rainbow stirred herself awake, finding herself in Fluttershy’s bed, in an intimate hug with Fluttershy.

“Oh Celestia, you’re so gorgeous…” Rainbow whispered.

“Mmm…” Fluttershy cooed. “Dashiee…”

“Oh crap…” Rainbow thought. “I thought I was whispering…”

“Morning, my Dashie…” Fluttershy hummed as she stirred awake. She then saw a flustered Rainbow looking at her, to which her cheeks immediately turned pink. “Oh no, I called her ‘my Dashie’ just now…” she thought.

“Umm, Dashie--”

“Uhh, Flutters--”

They spoke at the same time, simultaneously interrupting each other. They both broke into giggles at them accidentally interrupting each other, and then before they realized it, their lips were in contact.

The kiss they shared was gentle, and brief. They then pulled away, and looked into each other’s eyes, dawning on each other that they both took this step forward.

“I love you…” Fluttershy whispered.

“I love you too…” Rainbow whispered back.

The two mares then spent a long while, hugging and sharing affection, from light nuzzles, to tender kissing.
“So, my Flutters…” the speedster crooned.

“Yes, my Dashie?” her newly-minted other half asked.

“Wonder what your folks will think?” she jokingly mused. “Their little filly, going out with a punk like me?”

“Oh, the scandal!” Fluttershy jokingly replied. “How will my mother show her face to other ponies now?”

“But jokes aside,” Rainbow wondered. “Your dad might faint, your mom might gush about us, and your brother’s not gonna like being beaten to the Dash...”

“I’m more worried about your parents,” Fluttershy sighed. “I know how you feel about them, so breaking this news might mean more of them going ‘We’re so proud of our girl!’ and stuff.”

“Heheh…” Rainbow chuckled nervously. “Look at us, being nervous about breaking this news…”

“And we only slept in the same bed and shared a kiss after we woke up…” Fluttershy hummed, burying her snout in Rainbow’s neck. “We really know each other that much, huh?”

“Enough for me to love you like this…” Rainbow said with a blush.

“If that’s love then what is this?” Fluttershy asked, right before giving her newfound marefriend’s neck a nibble.

“What’s wha—ohoh Flutters…” Rainbow felt a shudder from Fluttershy’s nibbling.

The daredevil then moved her hoof to Fluttershy’s rear, and caressed her inner thigh.

“Mmpf!” Flutters yelped in shock. She then immediately pulled away from Rainbow, looking at her with a pout.

The daredevil then let out a light chuckle, and captured her partner’s lips with her own.

“Mmmph…”

“Hmmmn…”

They broke apart, and Rainbow whispered into Fluttershy’s ear. “We need to check the two boys, who knows what they’ve done while we slept.”

“Oh dear, Angel might have eaten the whole carrot cake!” Fluttershy realized, darting up from the bed, and scurrying out of the room.

Rainbow looked at the canary mare and smiled as she got up herself. “Gosh I love her…” she whispered to herself.

Author's Note

Quick oneshot, no saucy stuff this time, also I decided to consider this whole collection as somewhat clop due to the oneshot about a batty Shy and a Dash with a 'different sorta bat between her legs'

I'm not entirely sure about that decision, so if anyone in the FlutterDash group in charge of organizing fics would wanna chime in, let me know in a comment. Thanks!

Hearth's Warming Hullaballoo

Author's Note

Okay, so for this one, we have anthropomorphic Mane Six! My first attempt at doing so, and a first seasonal-themed oneshot to boot. A double-whammy from me, so to speak.

I was juggling this with several drawings of Transformers doing ludicrous things(especially escapades of the family comprising of Optimus Prime, Elita One, Windblade, and Rodimus), as well as thinking of adding more to my artworks involving a crossover that makes much more sense than the slop IDW just---[going to end this here before I end up on another tirade]

But enough about that, here is the story I've made for Hearth's Warming,

Hearth's Warming Hullaballoo

'Twas the eve of Hearth's Warming, in the quaint town of Ponyville...

In the living room of the Sweet Apple Acres house, where six friends were enjoying a feast, a prismatic mare and her agrarian rival were, unfortunately, in their usual mode of interaction, arguing.

“For the last time, girls,” Rainbow Dash sighed, throwing her arms up. “We just did a small quick one!”

“Ah call horseapples!” Applejack smirked, leaning back on her brother’s recliner. “Y’all and Flutters were suckin’ face like there’s no tomorrow!”

“Okay, okay,” Twilight said, holding her head. “Let’s start this again, but you need to lay your sides of the story out clearly, okay?”

“But would that be okay?” Rarity asked, looking at the very pink-faced Fluttershy trying to hide behind not just her mane, but her wings as well as Rainbow Dash’s.

Rainbow turned to the embarrassed mare squeezing beside her. “Hey,” she whispered. “You still with us?”

Fluttershy squeaked into Rainbow’s ear. “You sure?” the daredevil asked, her cheeks turning pink as well. The shy mare then brushed her lips lightly onto her fillyhood friend’s cheek.

“Oh fine!” Rainbow stammered, addressing Twilight’s suggestion. “But I’m not repeating it when Pinkie wakes up from her food-coma!” she added pointing to the pink Earth pony sprawled on the ground, her face covered in crumbs of various sorts of food, including but not limited to cake, oat patty, muffin, and apple pie.

Twilight groaned lightly, as she looked at Pinkie. “Deal!” the bookworm said in defeat.

The aspiring Wonderbolt scratched her chin. “Let’s see… It happened outside, just past the porch, under the tree that the Crusaders tried to tie a swing on.”

“Yeah they gave up and asked Big Mac for help.” Applejack added. “Hey, don’t segue your way outta this!”

“Alright, alright!” Rainbow sighed, annoyed her attempts didn’t faze the farm mare at all. “So Flutters was there, I noticed cuz I went out to stretch my wings and legs after me and AJ--”

“‘Applejack and I,’” Twilight interrupted.

“You gals want me to tell the story or not?” Rainbow deadpanned, as Applejack glared at Twilight.

“Ok, so I saw Flutters under that tree…”

Rainbow’s ears perked up, hearing something she’s sure only she has heard. Fluttershy singing a song, one that the daredevil remembered hearing after getting her cutie mark for demolishing the sound barrier, and sending a sight known only as an old mare’s tale across the sky.

She saw the mare singing the song, standing underneath a tree with a swing tied to it. With a light smile creeping on her face, she walked towards the source, keeping quiet so to not startle the animal loving pegasus.

Fluttershy sang to herself, as some fireflies and other nocturnal animals flocked to her area. As she sang, she unconsciously started flying gently, swaying to the melody of her tune. She failed to notice that she had an additional spectator, an uncharacteristically silent Rainbow Dash admiring the spectacle. She failed to notice her enough that she accidentally bumped into the daredevil, with her almost falling into Rainbow’s arms.

Rainbow spoke first, as she usually ends up being the one to break the ice. “Now that’s a sound for aching ears… Can’t remember you singing that since we…”

Fluttershy placed a hand on her own flank, knowing full well what her friend was referring to. “Umm, I hate to impose bu--” she tried to ask, only for the daredevil to shush her with a finger to her lips. “I know, this melody’s our secret.” She glanced away for a moment, and added, “Kinda like it that way…” as her friend looked upwards.

The canary mare smirked a bit, something that would go unnoticed by anypony, except for her family and Rainbow Dash, the latter of which is with her at that moment. “‘Shy?” the cyan mare asked. Flutters pointed up to the tree. The branch above them had a mistletoe plant growing on it. “I just noticed now…”

Rainbow Dash moved her muzzle close to Fluttershy’s. “You ok about this?” she asked. The shy mare nodded, and their lips met.

“Mmm…”

“Mmm…”

The moment felt longer than the most distant corners of the heavens. And at the same time, it felt ephemerally short as they parted lips.

Fluttershy’s cheeks turned as pink as Rainbow’s eyes, while Rainbow’s cheeks turned as pink as Fluttershy’s mane.

Rainbow brought her nose close to her friend’s, and said, “Darn you’re so cute…”, turning Fluttershy’s cheeks even pinker.

“And there ya go,” Rainbow said, crossing her arms. “It’s just enough of a kiss to fulfill the mistletoe thing!”

“I see, well thank you for sharing,” Twilight said, unknowingly sounding more technical than empathetic, earning an annoyed stare from Rarity. “What our studious friend is trying to say,” Rarity added, “is that she knows it must have been an ordeal to share something like that.”

“Nah, absolutely horse radish!” Applejack said, pointing at Rainbow and Fluttershy, her arm swaying betraying the amount of cider she has drunk over the course of the party. “‘Ah know they was mackin’ on each other somethin’ intense! Like this!” The farm mare then reached for the fashionista, grabbed her cheeks, and laid her lips on her. The kiss that Applejack and Rarity shared was nothing like what Rainbow described she and Fluttershy had, where if Rainbow and Fluttershy had one which was soft, gentle(well, as gentle as Rainbow could muster), and light, Applejack’s kissing of Rarity was intense, hungry, and wild. Despite Rarity’s surprise, and usual aversion to such rowdiness, she melted into the kiss, and reciprocated to Applejack. The orange earthmare and white unicorn wrapped their arms around each other in a passionate embrace as they made out.

Needless to say, the onlookers were shocked. Twilight’s jaw flung open, and Rainbow was frantically trying to wake a fainted Fluttershy.

Luckily, the two mares broke apart, gazing at each other as they gasped for air. Immediately, Rarity smacked Applejack on the head, knocking the Apple family stetson off.

“Ow! Why’cha did that for?” the southern belle asked.

“I can’t believe you, Applejack!” Rarity said in a fluster. “You said we were keeping this a secret, and here you are, drunkenly tasting the mouth of a maiden like me!”

“C’mon Rares,” Applejack replied with a pout. “‘Ah’m sorry, guess all them cider jugs got to mah head--”

“Excuse me???” Rarity burst. “How much have you drank??” she asked, cupping Applejack’s cheeks.

“GIRLS!” came a shout. It was Pinkie, finally awakened from her food coma. “Oh, sorry! I was shocked awake by a nightmare that you got eaten by an oatmeal cake! Heehee~”

The other five mares looked at her in confusion, as she bounced towards Rarity and Applejack and pushed their snouts together, and towards Rainbow and the fainted Fluttershy, doing the same. “There we go, you silly lovebirds! Wait does it only apply to Dashie and Flutters, since they’re Pegasus? Or is the ‘bird’ part irrelevant? Come on, Twi-twi! I need your genius power!”

The sheer energy of Pinkie being Pinkie, quelled the mini-argument between Applejack and Rarity. The fashionista, using her unicorn magic, took Applejack’s stetson and levitated it back onto the southern belle’s head, not before giving the area she smacked a light kiss.

“Aw shucks,” Applejack said sheepishly. “Love ya, Rares.”

“Love you too, my AJ,” Rarity said warmly. “Now let’s go help Rainbow with waking Fluttershy up.”

The two mares stood up and walked around the couch, only to find Rainbow locking lips with Fluttershy.

“Uhh… Rainbow?” Applejack asked in confusion.

Rainbow in a shock, pulled away from Fluttershy, “Gah!” she squealed.

“Rainbow, dear…” Rarity sighed. “CPR isn’t kissing…”

However, the need for such first response was unnecessary, as Fluttershy stirred awake. “Oh, hello, was I out?” she asked.

“You did,” Rarity replied. “Thanks to Applejack outing our relationship too early…” she added with a grumble, staring daggers at the now nervous Applejack.

“Oh, that’s wonderful news!” Fluttershy beamed. “I’m so happy for you!”

“If it means anything,” Rainbow added, scratching her head. “Flutters and I are figuring things out,”

“before we can safely call it,” Fluttershy said, finishing Rainbow’s sentence, and taking hold of the daredevil’s hand.

“Aw, that’s so beautiful!” Applejack sniffed as some tears rolled down her cheeks. “‘Ah was rootin’ for ya two ever since Princess Cadance’s weddin’ battle!”

“I’m sorry, dears,” Rarity added. “It appears AJ is emotional when drunk.” she said, hugging her marefriend and placing her head on her chest. “I should have worn a low-cut blouse if I knew this would be needed.”

The Cloudsdalian mares giggled at the sight of Applejack being silenced by Rarity’s bosom. “Let’s go back to the food before Pinkie completely finishes it,” Rainbow suggested, pointing her thumb at the party mare stuffing assorted muffins in her maw, with a certain egghead trying to stop her.

And thus the six friends continued their merry feast, with the rivals' quarrel ended, and news of love blossoming within the group.