Boof! Boof! My Coltfriend Is a Good Boy

I could hear crying and whimpering from inside. It was Boofy. I felt really bad that time, I couldn't leave him like that. I opened the door and found him jumping around with a leash. Oh, he was smart.

"Booooof!", with a body as big as Slip, he nudged my chest with his muzzle.

"Oh well, you could use some walk too, Boofy", I took the leash and attached it to his collar.

He ran outside, tugging the leash. I had difficulties on locking the door. As soon as the door was locked, he flapped his wings and darted everywhere. Right, left, up, down, front, back, suddenly, he was out of control. He lifted me up to the sky several times. I wasn't that strong you know, and I wasn't ready for this at all! I shouted at him to calm down. He ended up dragging me to a nearby dog park. He was as free as Amareica and left me with bruises from the dragging. The worst thing happened when he saw other dogs and started humping them. The dog owners weren't complaining though. In fact, they even petted him and cheered him. I had no idea.

After some tiring dragging and humping session, I had to tied him to a nearby park bench to get some rest and got myself a smoothie. I got some bruises on my back and Boofy didn't even look guilty.

"Boof!", he panted heavily and scratched my flank.

"No",

"Aww.. What a cute, healthy, cheerful, pony-like dog", said a stallion with a purple scarf.

He gave Boofy belly rubs, Boofy laid on his back, looked happy and relaxed with his tongue out.

"You must have taken good care of him. How long has he been trained? Does he know any tricks?"

"No, no, no, you got it wrong! I just got him today so of course he doesn't know any tricks---"

"Boof!",

Boofy pulled out a top hat and a magician wand. He tapped three times on the hat with the wand and pulled out a bunny out of it. The stallion was astonished and gave him hearty belly rubs, he invited everypony nearby to witness the great and powerful Boofy. Meanwhile I was just standing there and thought, "what... the... buck...".

It was 3 o'clock in the afternoon and my tummy started to ache. I didn't have any lunch, neither did Boofy. Ponies were still around him though. Eventually, Boofy went back to me. He might be tired. I decided to go to the groceries to finally get some other stuff. Although Boofy already looked tired, he was still jolting around sometimes. He went crazy out of sudden. One time he stopped to smell the flowers, he dragged me into a cactus plant. Maybe the flowers smelled good, so he gobbled them up. That was when I finally stopped using the leash and just carried him on my back.

I was so tired from all of this nonsense. I thought having a dog would be fun. We arrived at the grocery story at 6 o'clock but I just realized pets were not allowed in the grocery store. I took no risk letting him outside and cause more chaos, I told Boofy that I was going to just get some dog food, nothing else, so he better 'ACT NORMAL'. You guessed it. Right when I was in the first aisle, he mounted me and humped me. The security pony kicked us out and we couldn't get the dog food. Screw it, I bought him take outs.