Bored Rainbow Dash is Bored

by CapNTilfy

The Dream Battle and The Day After

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Running full speed into the battle, Rainbow shouted "Incoming, motherfuckers!" laughing heartily. She found her first target and unleashed a rapid barrage of punches to her victim's face and torso. Then, she followed up with a roundhouse kick. Aww, man. That felt like sex ! Suddenly, she took a right hook to her jaw and landed on the ground. That's what I get for letting my guard down. She spat out a tooth. "Is that all you got? C'mon, this is a dream! Put some oomph into it!" She ran into her opponent, elbowing her chest and letting out all the air in her lungs as she saw someone suplex another person in the background.

High-energy techno music started playing. Rainbow Dash took to the sky to avoid getting hit again, and to see where the music was coming from. Off in the distance, she saw DJ PON-3 laying down beats so sick that Rainbow was sure if she got any closer she'd be infected with dance moves! Satisfied with where she was, she simply nodded. "Wub on, DJ. Wub on." Rainbow then ascended higher and higher until she reached a certain altitude. She stretched, took a deep breath, then exhaled slowly. Cracking her knuckles, she dove to the ground with all of her speed and might. Roaring with her adrenaline pumping, she slammed her fist into the ground, making a giant crater and causing a rainbow-colored shock wave spread throughout the battlefield. The noise of her landing reverberated for almost a minute. Still caught up in the moment and filled with adrenaline, Rainbow dash could not stop herself from yelling "Are you not entertained ?!"

Realizing what she just said, Rainbow slapped her forehead with the palm of her hand. "I can't believe I just said that!" She sighed. "Oh well. Now what?" she said as she flew out of the crater she created. She looked around the landscape. The battlefield was now empty, save for six strange cloaked figures. Rainbow blinked. "Uhhhh...hi?" she said, slightly unsure what to make of her situation. Suddenly, Rainbow woke up.


Her buzzing phone was the culprit. Rainbow sighed. "Well at least it didn't wake me up during the best parts." She checked her phone.

Hey girls! Guess who's back to 100%?- Sent by Sunset Shimmer

"Finally!" said Rainbow. She sent a text.

Awesome!- Sent by Rainbow Dash

Rainbow changed from her pajamas to her daily clothes. She checked her phone again.

Yay!- Sent by Fluttershy

This calls for a party! Wait, haven't we said all these things before?- Sent by Pinkie Pie

Wonderful to hear, darling!- Sent by Rarity

Glad to hear, sugarcube!- Sent by Applejack

All right!- Sent by Twilight Sparkle

Something amazing happened! I have so much to tell you all, and something to show you! Meet me at the mall in a few hours.- Sent by Sunset Shimmer

"Ooh, that's gonna be sweet!" said Rainbow Dash, eager to hang out with her friends after the day she had yesterday. Maybe I'll arrive early just to check how things are going at the store... Rainbow Dash channeled her geode and sped her way to the mall.

As she made her way into the mall, she almost ran into two people. "Yow!" She skidded to a halt, almost falling face-first into the mall floor. "Torch Song! Toe Tapper! How's it going?"

Torch Song and Toe Tapper looked at Rainbow, then each other, then blushed a little.

Rainbow gave them both a look of confusion until she noticed they were holding hands. "No way, you two hooked up? That's awesome!" She noticed the embarrassed looks on their faces. "But don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I'll leave that to you two. Congrats, by the way!"

"Thank you, Rainbow. We're doing just fine." said Torch Song, smiling.

"Yeah, everything's great. Thanks for asking." said Toe Tapper.

"Sweet. Well, don't let me get in the way of your date!" said Rainbow. See ya guys!" she said, then headed towards the sports store she works at.

"Bye!" said the new couple, almost in unison. They looked at each other and laughed together.

I wonder if me and all my friends will hook up with someone. Aside from Twilight. She seems to be happy with Timber Spruce. Wonder how far they'll go? Maybe we'll all have kids, attend their birthdays, and- Rainbow cut herself off. Bleh. Now I'm getting all sappy. I hate when I do that. Rainbow rolled her eyes to herself as she reached the sporting goods store.

Rainbow Dash walked in. "Ace Point! Tennis Match!"

Most of the patrons there gave Rainbow a confused look until two of her co-workers walked up.

"Rainbow!" said Ace. "What brings you here?"

"Just killing time before my friends get here. How's work been today?" asked Rainbow.

"Eh. I could take it or leave it." said Tennis Match.

"Yeah, it's been kinda boring here." said Ace.

"Believe me, I know what that feels like." said Rainbow as she recalled the boredom that threatened to consume her yesterday. "Anything new with you guys?"

Both Tennis Match and Ace Point shook their heads.

Rainbow sighed. "Oh well. I was just checking in anyway." she checked her phone. "Gotta go. See ya!" she said, then sped off to their favorite table where she found Pinkie Pie and Rarity talking.


After Rainbow and her friends went their separate ways, Rainbow found herself thinking. Okay, that was a lot to take in. A quest in Equestria? Alternate versions of ourselves? I mean, I know that's a thing since Princess Twilight and this world's Twilight met up after the Friendship Games, but this is still kinda fucked up. Rainbow Dash reached her house, but stopped short. I really should have thought that plan through with Principal Celestia. I don't know what I would have done if none of us were able to do that planned weekend thing. I'm just glad it worked out in the end. "Anyway...moving on!" she said as she entered her house, then shut the door.

End of Book 4 of Not Just Any Old Day


Author's Note

I had a lot of fun writing that dream sequence. =D